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WolfDownSnickers2 93 points ago +94 / -1

checks calculator

oh my gosh, I honestly lol'd

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_Eric_Ciaramella_ 30 points ago +30 / -0

I thought it was a random user responding with that.. then I saw its the Autist in Chief and dropped my phone laughing

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doug2 14 points ago +14 / -0

But he's special!!

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Vermino 9 points ago +9 / -0

He's got ass burgers

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peterbeater 4 points ago +4 / -0

They come out his ass!

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Lord_Kek 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is this true?

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NotAnotherNPC 6 points ago +6 / -0

Special Elon > conforming unicorn snofwlake shart

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deleted 6 points ago +6 / -0
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Mungo 66 points ago +66 / -0

This is epic to watch play out.

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DieHeretic 22 points ago +23 / -1

There is no force on this planet more powerful than a multibillionaire autist with zero fucks to give about anything.

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Kronder12 7 points ago +7 / -0

How long before they find a way to jail him over some SEC violation? Or tax issues?

You can count on them at least trying. They can't let prominent people go off the leash.

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alduin_again 4 points ago +4 / -0

No. He has systemic protection that was built a long time ago for all the other rich people. He's got an army of lawyers. He would have to murder someone on video to even have a chance of ever going to jail. He (and all other billionaires) is so far above the law it's not even funny.

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Kronder12 1 point ago +1 / -0

Billionaires have an advantage for sure but even they are no match for the power of a government to grind them down. I think we will see some malicious prosecutions starting. Coupled with some Me Too allegations from women he's dated.

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HorribleDeplorable 1 point ago +1 / -0

They threw everything they could at Trump and got nothing.

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Kronder12 1 point ago +1 / -0

Expect him to be charged with something just before the next presidential election. It doesnt matter if it will stick.

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DieHeretic 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm sure they are trying to do whatever they can to annoy him, but like Trump they'll only be beating their heads up against a wall.

Preyy sure Musk knows this, and still went ahead anyway.

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user365927285937 -1 points ago +1 / -2

He’s pro NWO, pro carbon tax, pro clotshot, pro transhumanism, pro universal basic income. Stop idolizing the opposition.

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DieHeretic 0 points ago +1 / -1

And can change his mind when shown evidencethat made him rethink his position.

Purists love losing. They like driving imperfect allies away so they can stand firm on their principles while being led away to the camps.

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user365927285937 -1 points ago +0 / -1

He’s part of the group that wants you IN a camp you fucking lemming.

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DieHeretic 0 points ago +1 / -1

Stand fast on that hill made of purity, it's where you'll die.

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user365927285937 0 points ago +1 / -1

dumb son of a bitch

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DieHeretic 0 points ago +1 / -1

Keep losing with your purity tests, it's what losers do best when looking for pure candidates in politics.

There aren't any, and young people don't realize it as they see everything in black and white.

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unmaskedpanda 38 points ago +39 / -1

There’s that Asperger’s kicking in again… with that math shit. Bigot!

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LetMeSeeThatThong 19 points ago +19 / -0

Getting all rainman up in here

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Junkevil 37 points ago +37 / -0

The best shit posters are all on our side and it hilarious to watch.

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Pepbrandt 14 points ago +15 / -1

Except for Amber Heard. She's on the other side, slinging the real thing.

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_Eric_Ciaramella_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

She like to makes her dookie twinkle

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trumpman1776 9 points ago +9 / -0

"this is the worst bedd I've ever pooped in"

"but you have pooped in it"

-capn jack sparrow

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Littleirishmaid 35 points ago +35 / -0

He is a hoot.

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_Eric_Ciaramella_ 7 points ago +7 / -0

Texas Governor!!

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IowanMaga 3 points ago +3 / -0

Eh... No, let's not rush in on momentary heroes so fast

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MAGAnology 25 points ago +25 / -0

Instead of $44 billion, Twitter is at best worth $4.4 billion thanks to all the CIA bot farms. Musk shouldn't buy for more than $5 billion. Make them fold and sell. If they don't, reveal to the world how many bots are actually on Twitter and how complex and Communist their censorship algorithms are. Then watch as Twitter's net worth collapses below $5 billion.

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barefootozark 7 points ago +7 / -0

This entire offer by Musk is amazing. One, the board of directors is obligated to accept it or be sued by the shareholders, and that is all against the will of the woke workers. Two, all the woke workers are fearful for losing their job, as they should be. Three, the possibility (likely) that twitters has huge % bots could make the company worth less than the offer, but the current execs need to disclose it or the sale will be contested and fall apart. And possible sale is the only thing propping the stock price up at this point. If the sale to Musk fails, the stock drops precipitously. Four, if huge % are bots (likely), the sale fails, price drops, and advertisers sue to deceptive advertising sales... price drops more. Musk then moves in and buys at fair price. It's beautiful.

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Parhelion12 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good summary.

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_Eric_Ciaramella_ 6 points ago +6 / -0

Biden will prop it up and ramp up the spook agenda

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DieHeretic 3 points ago +3 / -0

No worries, he'll fuck that up within three days like he did to everything else.

The three letter bois will be chasing each other and not even realize it.

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trumpman1776 5 points ago +5 / -0

the real site to buy is reddit and facebook and youtube

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barefootozark 1 point ago +1 / -0

It the enter twitter sale episode makes twitter stock price drop because the execs are forced to be honest about fake accounts, reddit and FB execs might take notice.

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realPhantomFuck 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, when I heard that Elon was thinking about buying Twitter I thought at most they'd be worth $8-10B... and that was being generous

There's no way in hell they're valued at $44B

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HorribleDeplorable 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know a tweep and he thought they were worth more than the value of their shares at their highest point in history. Absolute insanity. I haven’t spoke t to him since the initial offer I should check in and see how he’s doing lol

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Parhelion12 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is his name EdmondDantesDog?

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EdmondDantesDog -1 points ago +1 / -2

It's the 9th biggest site in the world..it's worth at least 40bil caus if anyone had a brain they could be making 5bil a year profit..which is still peanuts as they have the collective hive mind to data mine

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ravioli_king 17 points ago +17 / -0

To be fair, that's only 5% of Twitter users, not followers. Twitter supposedly has 330 million active users... that's 15 million, but that's only out of active users.

Hillary had 38% fake users: https://www.twitteraudit.com/hillaryclinton

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ItsOkayToBeWight 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah no doubt there's a lot of accounts that are inactive and fake boosting likes/follows/retweets.

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clownworld30330 3 points ago +3 / -0

The only bots on twatter all follow Joe, eh?

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mestama 3 points ago +3 / -0

Here's the problem though. According to Twitter's CEO there are only 5% fake/bot accounts. That's your 15 million. Half of POTATUS' 22 million are thought to be fake. That leaves 4 million for the entire rest of Twitter. I understand that there can be overlap and that it makes sense for POTATUS to have paid for bot followers, but a full 2/3rds or all bots to be following one account seems extreme.

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chuckachookah 16 points ago +18 / -2

I realize that Elon will probably be the end of humanity as we know it, but this is the fun part of the ride.

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CMDRConanAAnderson 6 points ago +6 / -0

Start the space colonies ASAP Elon, it's our only hope.

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DieHeretic 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is how one day an eccentric pissed-off engineer one day said fuck everything and began designing a Death Star.

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chuckachookah 1 point ago +1 / -0

it's our only hope.

So he's Obiwan Kenobi, basically.

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peterbeater 2 points ago +2 / -0

OMG IT'S JUST LIKE IN SOYWARS!!!!11

😲😲😲

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LetMeSeeThatThong 2 points ago +5 / -3

How so? He's actively designing tech that will let us colonize other planets

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Kylsix 8 points ago +9 / -1

A lot of people are scared of the work he is doing with brain/machine interaction.

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LetMeSeeThatThong 6 points ago +12 / -6

A lot of people are retarded

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FuckCensorship9 1 point ago +6 / -5

Or you're the retard.

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LetMeSeeThatThong 0 points ago +4 / -4

Blow me, fag

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frogface 1 point ago +1 / -0

That is ULTRA GAY.

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OneBigMaga 0 points ago +2 / -2

You call him a fag and tell him to blow you in the same sentence? Do you faggots even think about what you are saying at all?

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Themustardtiger 1 point ago +1 / -0

Aint nothing gay about getting your dick sucked.

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MAGAlifeChoseMe -2 points ago +3 / -5

Like people who believe man land on the moon.

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LetMeSeeThatThong 4 points ago +4 / -0

We did.

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Cumberbuns -4 points ago +1 / -5

Show me panoramic footage of the surface. Or satellite photos of the leftover equipment/flags

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SPEDMan64 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or you could simply search for 'moon landing images' and stop being a lazy faggot.

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DiscoverAFire 4 points ago +4 / -0

I've read the interviews. He's doing neuralink because he's afraid of AIs, and thinks a more direct control interface will result in better understanding of and control over AI.

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Aries_cz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Which in theory is correct.

AI developed completely in a sterile lab vs an AI developing side by side with human compatriot would be much less "pro-humanity"

Just like a child kept locked in a room until 18th birthday is more likely to shoot up a school than a child that had relatively normal upbringing in society.

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LetMeSeeThatThong 3 points ago +4 / -1

Imagine what? People being able to walk again???

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Pepbrandt 8 points ago +8 / -0

A computer chip in your brain will be good for humanity for about 10 seconds before it's turned against us in ways we can't even imagine.

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OneBigMaga 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just like the internet and TV and radio. 3 things the world would be better off without.

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AmericaAllDay 1 point ago +4 / -3

Just because it's a computer chip doesn't mean it will be hackable. So not sure what can go wrong for paralyzed people.

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kernel 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just because it's a computer chip doesn't mean it will be hackable.

That's where you are wrong

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AmericaAllDay 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hacking requires access. To be honest I don't know if Neurolink will have non-wireless products, but if they do, you won't be able to get access to hack them.

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LetMeSeeThatThong -1 points ago +3 / -4

Fuck back off to the Great Awakening, homo

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K-Harbour 2 points ago +3 / -1

The reality is that carrying a human (biological) life form to Mars is super costly in life support cargo needed. Plus, you can not carry on a conversation with someone on Mars (time delay in radio communications).

So, the reality is that the first practical colonization of Mars will be by sending a team of AI robots, that we can watch videos of them working on the planet and reporting back to us.

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Tallsie 16 points ago +16 / -0

“Having people travel from Britain to the new world is so costly, and communication is slow so it is basically useless. We shouldn’t bother trying to colonize at all”

Why do you have the idea that since it isn’t perfect at the beginning, then it’s not worth doing at all? You may not want to live somewhere without instantaneous communication though Twitter, but there are many of us who have a pioneering spirit that will throw their life into the fray for a chance at something new. No one is asking you to die for something you see as a waste, just stay out of our way.

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Pearls_Swine 12 points ago +12 / -0

Doing things that are difficult, risky, and imperfect is exactly why Elon Musk is the richest man in the world.

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OneBigMaga 1 point ago +1 / -0

You are literally comparing apples and oranges. There was food and oxygen in "the new world".

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Meddlesom 2 points ago +2 / -0

...If I moved to Mars, what makes you think I would want to talk to anyone on Earth ever again?

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Aries_cz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Obviously the early settlement setup will have to be done by drones.

They will have to mine the basic materials to make concrete and basic metal, 3D print housing units, large-scale MOXIEs, water extractors, etc.

Only when these basics are done can humans arrive and start working on more complex issues.


I highly recommend anyone interested in this to play Surviving Mars, the developers built the basic premises of colonization on actual science assumptions of how it will happen.

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PatriotSkorzeny 1 point ago +1 / -0

The extent of human space travel will be how far you can get in the duration of a human lifetime.

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TheBroodwich 1 point ago +1 / -0

I, for one, welcome our Von Neumann overlords.

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chuckachookah 1 point ago +1 / -0

Was more thinking about neural link. That's a step towards transitioning to machines.

IF that were to happen...that seems like a huge "genie out of the bottle".

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MAGAlifeChoseMe 1 point ago +2 / -1

Space is fake and gay.

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LetMeSeeThatThong 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't even know what to say to that

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OneBigMaga 1 point ago +1 / -0

All those satellites we can see with our naked eyes are just a government conspiracy. They are secretly running underground cables everywhere in the middle of the night.

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Aries_cz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nah, it is all transmitted through birds, because as we all know, birds are not real as well, they are cleverly masked drones.

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OneBigMaga 12 points ago +12 / -0

While I don't trust Elon, I do like him. Oddly enough, I no longer really trust Trump either. I would still vote for him again, but I fear he is no longer the man he was when he was president

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The_Emperor 6 points ago +6 / -0

So you don't trust anyone. Good, welcome to the club. In God we trust, all others have to show their work.

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Pepbrandt 11 points ago +11 / -0

All of MSM: Why Twitter's 5% estimate is totally legally legit.

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Gunsmith63 6 points ago +8 / -2

"Surprising Study Reveals Half Of Joe Biden's Twitter Followers Are Real"

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loveshock 4 points ago +4 / -0

1,000% of 5%

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PKC_MAN 4 points ago +4 / -0

How many people in total use twitter? if the fake Biden followers are around 15%, it could mean that around 40% are bots.

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krepoisbest 3 points ago +3 / -0

the timeline gets better again

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AssPhixEAtion627 2 points ago +2 / -0

Elon playing with his food

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DestroyerofCobwebs 2 points ago +2 / -0

Look at the big brain on Elon!

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Meddlesom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Half his followers are fake.

Half of his votes are fake.

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Foreign_Aid_is_Theft 1 point ago +1 / -0

At this point he could pay the break up fee and save a few billion with a much lower tender offer.

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Aries_cz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, at least half of Bejing Biden's voters are fake as well, so no surprise there.

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Ampman69 1 point ago +1 / -0

Half his votes were also fake.

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PatrickHangry 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can't wait until their response is, "But it's not 10 times more than 5%, because we specifically concentrated our fake bot accounts on artificially boosting Biden and other left-wing villains!"

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EdmondDantesDog 0 points ago +1 / -1

Bot numbers mean nothing in context of how active they are ..even with 5 percent those bots could account for 20percent of posts which is very likely since a bit does not sleep or eat.

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EdmondDantesDog 0 points ago +1 / -1

This nigga lol