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projectfreedom 38 points ago +38 / -0

That kid has two possible futures, either he will lead his generation to freedom or his generation will burden him with heaviest chains.

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User_X 18 points ago +19 / -1

Thanks for keeping the Maryland Area Code in... at least lets me know where this is happening.

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LadyOfLorien 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ugh. Baltimore and Columbia. Makes sense.

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Quietam_Unum 5 points ago +6 / -1

Aw, c'mon man! Balmer (Baltimore) gave us John Waters. Oh, wait... nevermind.

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VolareVia 2 points ago +2 / -0

FUCK YOU BALTIMORE!

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Viewer01 8 points ago +9 / -1

“And then the child struck the woman in her feminine penile area and ran.” ~some Maryland police report.

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Jjones23 7 points ago +7 / -0

The ol’ dick twist

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mateus 46 points ago +46 / -0

🤣🤣 I loved the mom's response, too. Once she said it "sounded like" her kid, I thought she was gonna apologize but she's as sick of the Covid crap as he is lol! This should be stickied! 📌

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__I_dindu__nufin_ 33 points ago +33 / -0

"yeah that sounds like my kid, I told him to say that shit to any braindead commie groomers that try to fuck with his mind."

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C0vidiot1984 8 points ago +8 / -0

PS, if you test my kid and he hits you, you can expect a follow up punch from myself as well

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WomenShouldntVote 35 points ago +36 / -1

I literally told my son that if anyone at school tries to give him a vaccine to punch them in the face and run out of the room. I said that person would be in more trouble than he would.

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PAChickPede20 20 points ago +20 / -0

I said the same, except I told them to punch the throat. It’s far more effective than the face.

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UnitedStatesofSmash 14 points ago +14 / -0

If it's a dude, nuts first. This will prevent him from reacting to the coming throat punch.

Source: Me. I've done this all of my life. "Fair" fights are an illusion.

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CommieCucker 9 points ago +10 / -1

It's not how you win, it's if you win

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 9 points ago +9 / -0

“If you ain’t cheating, you ain’t trying!”

Grandpaw Fourtyandfourtyfive favorite quote.

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penguinjay1212 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's my purse. I dont know you.

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Floppykek 3 points ago +3 / -0

I said the balls... and if they really really tried to force it, its ok to gouge they're eyes

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SleeperAg20 29 points ago +29 / -0

Punch them in the dick, kid.

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Redpill-notCommieRed 3 points ago +3 / -0

Keeps the groomers away!

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sweeswee14 22 points ago +23 / -1

good job . more of this...MUCH more of this.

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easyonthefiber 18 points ago +18 / -0

443 is a Maryland area code.. Not shocked at all. MD has some super based residents....they just get shouted down by Baltimore, Howard, and Montgomery counties.

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BadManOrange 8 points ago +8 / -0

Howard goes more red west of Ellicott City, but the higher population areas (EC & Colombia) go blue anyway. Overall, that I95 to I495 corridor is cancer.

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easyonthefiber 7 points ago +7 / -0

You’re right, towards Carrol county, it is more red, until Frederick, when you get the i270 DC commuters.

Overall, MD is a beautiful state, if you are able to slice out the entire 95/495/695 DC/Baltimore metro corridor. The further away, the better it gets.

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mainsoda 18 points ago +18 / -0

Carsen is a good kid.

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Trilby 14 points ago +14 / -0

Sounds like a great kid, raised right!

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_Sully_ 11 points ago +11 / -0

Those tests being given to those kids are the paltry remnants of a massive grift. Yet another scam to skim "covid relief funds". Good on Carsen for knowing that.

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Spawnlingman 10 points ago +10 / -0

Good parent. Back the kid. The kids backing you and truth.

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Mungo 10 points ago +10 / -0

This is the way.

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tedroffel 8 points ago +8 / -0

EXCELLENT

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Magamom 6 points ago +7 / -1

Hi, i think you should blur your names

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DaemonKrog 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'd be like "Thanks for letting me know. I'll make sure to reward him for his good behavior."

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DrCowboyPresident 5 points ago +5 / -0

Gotta pump them numbers up to have excuses to mask kids or threaten working from home.

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Son, the next time they offer you a test, don't tell them you're going to break it, take it and break it in front of them so they can't use it in anyone else"

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Jack_NC 6 points ago +6 / -0

ironically, that's the only way to pass the test. It's not a test for covid, it's a test for compliance.

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Jecovidwitness 4 points ago +4 / -0

I can definitely read that in my sons voice

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KnoxHarrington 3 points ago +3 / -0

"We are done playing the covid game. We are now playing punch-n-run."

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South_Florida_Guy 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is what good parenting looks like

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SaltySavage 3 points ago +3 / -0

And that's how you get a raise in your allowance, kid.

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dr_gonzo 3 points ago +3 / -0

I like Carsen. He gives me hope

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DeplorableLA 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love this!

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doug2 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought I was the only who referred to it as "playing covid."

"You guys are still playing covid up there?"

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BigBadJim 2 points ago +2 / -0

Already made up my mind that if anyone comes at me with one of those nose probes I am going to shove their nose up into their brains.

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LoobintheToobin 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Poisonous” tests

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obamagavemeaphone 2 points ago +2 / -0

You doxxed poor Julia... sup with that?

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aoneleggedduck 2 points ago +2 / -0

Except Ferris is the commie, here; not Julia.

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Junkevil 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, Julia is the one who raised Carsen to be awesome.

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behemoth887 2 points ago +2 / -0

people are still on this LARP cuz they refuse to face the reality that they are retarded as fuck and will blindly believe anything the media says no matter how stupid and disproven it is and they have the shot permanently to remind them. they can't cope and pretend they never fell for it like all the other stuff. it's there forever.

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aoneleggedduck 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looks like Carsen Williams is famous around here, now. lmao

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BigMikesRagingPeePee 2 points ago +2 / -0

This warmed my heart

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Directional 2 points ago +2 / -0

Based. But this is the kind of unnecessary shit that gets you on a superintendent’s watch list and targeted by the FBI.

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2016TrumpMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would be one proud papa.

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's just good upbringing.

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aside 1 point ago +1 / -0

This similar thing happened with my daughter. She got called to the office for contact tracing and they wanted to test her. She said her parents wouldn't approve and she went right back to class. They were going to make my daughter quarantine.

I called the school and told them we would not be participating in any COVID protocols. They nurse said something about not being her policy. I told her firmly, I am not arguing with her or blaming her, I am just i forming her.

Nothing else was ever said

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Justaguy147 1 point ago +1 / -0

No son, when you punch someone don't run.

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redditadminssuckit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Julia just gave me a boner.

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MAGOAT 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know that area code, respect

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The_RedWolf 1 point ago +1 / -0

Even if Covid was more dangerous, the tests are trash.

Wish dot com makes better products with slave labor

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Rattatata 1 point ago +1 / -0

They ask for a COVID test for the kids? I’d send them some dog shit in return.

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KilroyJCNJ 1 point ago +1 / -0

CARSON 2060!

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Skoozits 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well now, my son would be returning a positive pregnancy test back to Mrs. Thompson with a note saying he is transgender and we expect no one to ever mess with him again in his delicate condition.

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penguinjay1212 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hell yeah, anti groomer behavior.

Glad more and more people are absolutely done + with this bullshit.

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Formerlurker92 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like the williams family

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Smdlegend 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is correct. Bless Carsen. We must protect him at all costs.

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penguinjay1212 1 point ago +1 / -0

Would you like to tell the class you're a retarded faggot? or should Carsen? Or do I need to come down there? Again, you're a dipshit. FUCKYOU. And we're over this nonsense.

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HockeyMom4Trump 0 points ago +1 / -1

Looks like they have quite the surplus of inaccurate tests.

What a great waste of money we spent. Thanks Government.

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Junionthepipeline 2 points ago +2 / -0

On the reservations there are cases of them free.