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Patriot4ever2020plus 147 points ago +149 / -2

Name a time any country helped the good ole USA.

RedditSuxAss 117 points ago +118 / -1

The French helped us one time. But they've been fucking us ever since.

emet 78 points ago +79 / -1

Russians sent a dozen warships to help the Union. Putin should mention that.

GreyGooseDown 45 points ago +46 / -1

Japan helped us get into World War II.

Eugene_Beastly 43 points ago +44 / -1

Israel destroyed the USS Liberty.

Lord_Kek 21 points ago +21 / -0

This was confirmed to be intentional.

Druid_Con 2 points ago +2 / -0

heh heh

IowanMaga 8 points ago +8 / -0

What historical moment are you talking about?

Marshie_Texas 10 points ago +10 / -0

Oh nothing, just some people did something in 1941

keepamericagreat102 9 points ago +9 / -0

It was a boat parade crash... something like that.

Wokism 8 points ago +8 / -0

I heard it was an air show accident. The boats just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.

behemoth887 2 points ago +2 / -0

Neptune worshippers upset that the ocean had a few bombs dropped on it that's all

SpezDispenser 2 points ago +2 / -0

You know, that thing.

Quietam_Unum 7 points ago +7 / -0

Russians sent a dozen warships to help the Union.

TIL (Thanks)

Filo76 20 points ago +20 / -0

They helped us just to screw the Brits.

America_No_1 13 points ago +14 / -1

Here's a statue now go fuck yourselves

Liberals_R_Idiots 4 points ago +4 / -0

They only pretended to help you to fuck over the British.

unicornpoop 1 point ago +1 / -0

No they didn't. The French helped themselves by stretching their enemy's resources thin for their own benefit.

Truthdose 21 points ago +22 / -1

Just like the US helps them with regime change, assassinations, and exporting democracy?

slangin_paint 16 points ago +16 / -0

and loans they can't pay back for infustructure that they don't need.

Faraday27 10 points ago +11 / -1

China's belt and road initiative enters the chat

bob123456789 1 point ago +1 / -0

ZOG enters chat right behind

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lmao 12 points ago +12 / -0

most countries are like the size of Texas

me-no-likely3 11 points ago +11 / -0

We’ve had some help with some military engagements. But yeah, don’t remember a lot of help after hurricanes flattened New Orleans, for example.

Julia_J 4 points ago +4 / -0

You can say that about some other countries too, like Poland.

Patriotic 87 points ago +87 / -0

If another country had this problem we'd probably send them 40 billion to fix it.

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plastic_Strawman 50 points ago +50 / -0

America has no allies, only dependents.

Well put. I'm afraid I'm gonna have to steal that line.

JoeFromHR -4 points ago +5 / -9

If you equate allies to being equals, then you're right.

If that's not what you mean, then you're wrong. The US does have allies. Not equals, but allies all the same. Partners even, if you will.

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JoeFromHR -5 points ago +5 / -10

Australia, Canada, United Kingdom, New Zealand, just to name a few. Many more if we include countries within the EU.

From intelligence alliances like the Five Eyes, to military support in whatever endeavor the US launches itself at. The allies always leap to support the US.

Allies does not mean equals. There are many forms of allies/partners. I'm not saying the US doesn't have "dependents", but many/most were largely created to help the US in one way or another (supply chains, stronger economy for import/export etc.)

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JoeFromHR 3 points ago +5 / -2

Allies benefit from each other. The US benefits from each of the mentioned countries in one way or another. Otherwise, as you say, there'd be no reason to be allies. I'm not disputing that.

WooseTheMoose 6 points ago +7 / -1

If only our country was allied to itself we could benefit from ourselves.

Lesko_Badcop 5 points ago +6 / -1

Five Eyes. Great. The arrangement Obama used to spy on Trump. Great allies.

Australia, New Zealand, and Canada are all well on their way to becoming totalitarian hell holes. The Emirate of Great Britian is less than a generation from rising. Francistan is close behind. The rest of the world is pretty well fucked too.

JoeFromHR -1 points ago +4 / -5

Five Eyes. Great. The arrangement Obama used to spy on Trump. Great allies.

Even if there WAS conclusive proof of it having happened, it doesn't mean they're not allies. America using its allies to spy on itself...

If you think the Five Eyes countries aren't intelligence allies then you're high.

Australia, New Zealand, and Canada are all well on their way to becoming totalitarian hell holes. The Emirate of Great Britian is less than a generation from rising. Francistan is close behind. The rest of the world is pretty well fucked too.

And yes, so is most of the western world as well. Including America, who's been leading the charge in fucking crazytown antics that spreads like the plague to its allies in the west.

Anyway, you don't seem to grasp what being allies mean. Can you elaborate on what your version of an ally means, because you just seem to be ragging on other countries while forgetting a large part of that idiocy is happening right at home too, and none of that you mentioned has anything to do with the countries being allies or not.

Lesko_Badcop 9 points ago +9 / -0

Ally actually has a pretty succinct meaning: nations conducting military operations for a common purpose. So any nation we are currently cooperating with for a military purpose is an "ally." When we were in Syria killing muslims and Russia was simultaneously in Syria killing muslims, we were, by definition, allies with Russia. Is that what you had in mind sweetheart???

I grow weary of people talking about foreign relations as if nation states were kindergarteners picking teams at recess.

U.S.: "I'll take Isreal!"

World: "No fair, America always picks Isreal first!"

Nations do not have friends. Nations have interests. When two or more nations have a common interest, it is in their best interests to ally, in order to pursue their common interest. When those nations interests no longer align, the alliance should be abandoned. Example: NATO. It was formed to counter the threat of Soviet expansion. There hasn't been a Soviet Union for 30 FUCKING YEARS, yet the US continues to pour billions of dollars we don't have into the defense of Europe because...allies??? Allies that do what, for us, exactly? Yeah, not a fucking thing. Oh, a few of them helped us lose wars in Vietnam, Iraq and Afganistan, but besides that, not too much.

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UnitedStatesofSmash 7 points ago +7 / -0

Even if they didn't have this problem, we'd probably send them $40 billion anyways.

Wheres_Varg 40 points ago +40 / -0

Be aware of what will be added into baby formulas when it begins showing up on shelves again.

DroolingElmo 17 points ago +17 / -0

Formaldehyde, spike proteins and 1 in 10,000 gets some fentanyl

DrCowboyPresident 11 points ago +11 / -0

Soy and mRNA?

AlcoholicRetard 32 points ago +32 / -0

Most formulas produced in other countries are illegal to import into the US because they aren’t FDA approved.

suckmycorona 55 points ago +55 / -0

That means they are healthy for you.

LesboPregnancyScare 13 points ago +13 / -0

you mean babies shouldnt be drinking HFCS?

Keiichi81 14 points ago +14 / -0

Are you suggesting that Mountain Dew isn't healthy for babies?

123notimeforme 14 points ago +14 / -0

Only Brawndo! Brawndo is life!

Keiichi81 13 points ago +13 / -0

It has what infants crave!

TheBroodwich 9 points ago +9 / -0

Do you expect babies to drink from the toilet? Idiot!

LesboPregnancyScare 6 points ago +6 / -0

it isnt? having front teeth is unhealthy, same with glucose regulation. You should rely on pills to regulate your glucose, not your body. Scientists know better than your body about your body's natural processes.

YouNeedVPN 34 points ago +34 / -0

Not that FDA approval actually indicates a good product.

The FDA won't allow you to sell eggs unless you remove the natural protective coating that keeps eggs fresh without refrigeration.

UrShulgi 12 points ago +12 / -0

This one sort of blew my mind when I learned it. Not sure if them making the product worse by going bad without refrigeration was because of 'health', or if it was just a kickback to egg producers.

UnitedStatesofSmash 16 points ago +16 / -0

It was likely to control the price of eggs if I had to guess. Think about how many chickens exist in the US. Now imagine all of them laying eggs that don't spoil quickly. The price of eggs would tank.

MightyEighth 14 points ago +14 / -0

Big egg is the true enemy!!!

QSWO1 6 points ago +6 / -0

Mork from Ork knew this in the early 80's.

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residue69 8 points ago +8 / -0

You can kind of replicate it by covering them in mineral oil.


Destineed369 9 points ago +9 / -0

What is the coating on eggs? This is new to me.

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apathy_meh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Chicken Vagina grease.

YouNeedVPN 8 points ago +8 / -0

Huh, interesting.

JCox 15 points ago +15 / -0

Regulatory Agencies are ruining our country.

Druid_Con 3 points ago +3 / -0

The clot shot is FDA approved.

DeplorableDrumpftard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is that a recent thing? I fed my first formula that I had imported from the Netherlands and never got it seized. This was mid to late 2019 and part of 2020. I’m wondering if I need to supplement again with my second if I can get more from the same spot I ordered from before.

notatallimsure 25 points ago +26 / -1

Correct. If shit really hit the fan here, no other country would jump in to help us. No other country would flood money into the US to help citizens rebuild if a city got flattened by a missile. Ungrateful bastards, all of them.

ihatedemocrats 4 points ago +4 / -0

They would “help” by sending blue helmets.

dizzle_izzle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump knew this. That's why he was pulled back aid everywhere

Bigjay 14 points ago +14 / -0

We don't need too.. the US has warehouse upon warehouse of formula and supplies at the border... FACT!!!! Also.. most countries would love to help... But there is no way our corrupt governments would ever allow it... I say this as an English pede married to a Colombian pedette. With family all over the world... Don't believe that America stands alone... We all know Trump won. And we're all shocked that shit is happening. To us it was expected... But to America. No. We all thought it would never happen...

UnlearningCommunism 8 points ago +12 / -4

Many countries don't even know what "formula" is, they are still using stone-age technology called TITS

thegeeseisleese 8 points ago +8 / -0

Why would they? Any funding sent to other countries is laundered to our politicians and theirs. It’s harder to launder money in the US

Zxc26 7 points ago +7 / -0

I bet China wouldn't mind selling them some, with added asbestos and other chemicals.

TheBroodwich 10 points ago +10 / -0

In 2008 there was a massive recall for formula from China for being "stretched" with melamine.

GrannyPaine 6 points ago +6 / -0

I was just posting this. It caused such an uproar that people over there still don't trust Chinese formula and prefer getting it from Taiwan or Australia. Canada now, as well I think.

Just think of the quality product that they could ship to the US!

Isolated_Patriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

So the Chinese baby formula manufacturers opened up plants in Canada so they could ship it back to china and sell it as made in Canada.

loverat 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yes and in Australia, Chinese people regularly buy cartloads of it and then send it back to Chinese shops that sell ONLY Australian made products. We also went through a baby formula shortage at that time. They were even sending busloads of "shoppers" out to rural large towns like where I lived and stripping the shelves. Fucking parasites.

dizzle_izzle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Like termites.

loverat 3 points ago +3 / -0

There was also a problem with rice. Amongst the actual rice were plastic rice shaped pellets - that people ate and died from.

Chinese_spy2 1 point ago +1 / -0

On a positive note of consequences, two producers of that tainted milk were executed by the Chinese government. Source.

  • In contrast, only a golden parachute would be the "punishment" in the West.
bill_in_texas 8 points ago +8 / -0

If history is any indicator, they'd spike the formula with antifreeze, just like the did when they poisoned American dogs with their toxic pet food.

Keiichi81 5 points ago +5 / -0

Probably make it out of dried sewage. You know, from whatever was left over after they've strained it to make fake cooking oil.

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Zxc26 5 points ago +5 / -0

Poisoning kids and pets, what a time to be alive, no wonder aliens don't visit us.

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TommyJarvis 6 points ago +6 / -0

Not allowed to, the FDA forbids the import of baby formula.

I'm not saying it's right, but pointing out that fact.

Sunnybats2 6 points ago +7 / -1

We have long banned European formula because it too healthy

bill_in_texas 6 points ago +6 / -0

Weird how our most valued ally, who takes billions a year even though they are so successful they don't need it, hasn't sent us any baby formula. They do still run ads for us to send their poor starving people money though, so there's that.

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orange_kek_great 5 points ago +5 / -0

Most everyone would cut our fucking throats given the right chance.

koyima 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not true, pedes from all around the world know what is going on. There is a big shitfit in a Dilbert Facebook group, the libs are screaming for censorship, but when there is no admin to ban us we pummel them hard

You think it is random that Eastern Europe is being based and throwing out the trannies?

ihatedemocrats 0 points ago +1 / -1

The more I learn about how we’ve fucked over other nations, the less I blame em.

Tune-A-Fish 5 points ago +5 / -0

The EU and NATO have given nothing to the War with Russia because it is our war and we launder 40 billion to Ukraine and the UniParty and our country can't provide baby formula. We are a joke to the world and they want to see America suffer and so do the UniParty for questioning the stolen election.

AtlasHug 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why would they ship free formula we gave them back to us?

ThaDtothaOtothaN 4 points ago +4 / -0

If you haven't noticed the USA is the tit that feeds and the hand disciplines. Everyone hates us but they play nice to keep feeding.

Bragg 4 points ago +4 / -0

Any country with someone like Joe Biden as President won't receive help from others.

NotAnotherNPC 4 points ago +4 / -0

Where's my foreign aid?!?!?!

magasoldier2024 4 points ago +5 / -1

amazon.ca has plenty i heard and ships to US

FreeFlorida 3 points ago +3 / -0

we are to blame for everything so would you help Biden if he needed you shit i thaught so

Tarsus 3 points ago +3 / -0

If he fell down some stairs, I'd pick him up. If he was sick I'd consider praying for him. But I'd never vote or espouse him, his party, or his policies.

lul_cheto 3 points ago +3 / -0

They legally cannot... us bans imports of foreign formula imports

anewpatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wow, great point man. I did not even think about it that way.

Idontknow1234 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s ok, if they discover baby formula in another country good ol’ America would probably invade it, you know like they always do 😂💣💣💣💥💥

Tarsus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Then spend an absurd amount of money and after so many years lose, surrender, and of leave behind enough modern armaments to secure the enemy for years to come.

MythArcana 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who would help Biden? World leaders won't even take his calls.

WhiskeyTangoActual 3 points ago +3 / -0

They probably offered but Biden declined the offer so we could suffer some more.

Space_Force 2 points ago +2 / -0

We cannot be the world's charity when we (pols) continually ignore our own. 40 billion to get restaurants back on their feet, too expensive but 40 billion in "military aid" (kickbacks) is needed or the world will end. The GOP is just as guilty as the Dems on that one.

Dlrnemesis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nahhh. They are ready to pounce on us.

MaverickRobot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes I do see that

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Cthaat 2 points ago +2 / -0

We should just leave the world stage, annex Mexico and Canada, Wall off South America and let the world sort itself out.

Wrexxis780 2 points ago +2 / -0

Notice how other countries don’t jump in the help US.

googurt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Even if, let's say Canada wanted to send their surplus formula here. The government would find a way to fuck that up too.

ihatedemocrats 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why should anyone help us? We have everything we need to fix it ourselves. It’s us standing in our own way. Even if they tried to help, they couldn’t. Our FDA would block the shipments of formula anyway.

No one is coming to save us and they shouldn’t. This is our mess to clean up.

Whatyougotson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey you make a very good point.

GitmoJoe 1 point ago +1 / -0

They are Cuntries.

covok48 1 point ago +1 / -0

They’re only there when they need us.

JillStein 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think fda rules may prevent other country's formulas from being used.

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Stop paying fed income taxes.

SaltyDoodle 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don’t know if it’s true but I heard that the FDA will not allow us to import baby formula!!!

NotMyGovernor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good point

cozy 1 point ago +1 / -0

This should be a huge redpill, but it won't be. Why aren't countries helping us and flying American flags? No virtue signaling???

MLGS 1 point ago +1 / -0

The FDA, up until very recently, didn't allow any foreign baby formula imports.

QreepyPedoQrats 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was noticing that, too.

Hardworkingdude 1 point ago +1 / -0

They did help, they helped their selves to all are military hand outs and the American tax payers money every time congress launders it through them.

XCorneliusX 1 point ago +1 / -0

Any country that we have helped that simply ignores what is happening here is dead to me. No help for them when we take our country back from the coup.

COLDWARPATRIOT55 -2 points ago +7 / -9

All natural baby formula. Every woman has it.

deplorabetty 2 points ago +8 / -6

Boy, there are a lot of you dumb asses around here. Either you are incredibly ignorant of basic biology and the problems that go along with it, or you're just intentionally trying to start shit.

Either way, fuck off.

Spawnlingman 5 points ago +5 / -0

Downvoted by a bunch of boys that dont know how life works.

deplorabetty 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’s why I think some are just troll agitators.

Tardigrade 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bette Midler might also lurk here.

UnitedStatesofSmash 3 points ago +7 / -4

No, they just never have gotten a woman pregnant/been with a pregnant woman.

EDIT: that said, yes, they should all fuck off.

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TeachersUnionsSUCK 1 point ago +5 / -4

Guess the rest of the kids should just die eh