Washington's Strategic Anal Lube Reserves are at their lowest recorded levels. Analysts project they may have to resort to buttfucking this country dry as early as June.
It is just a regular condom with a new approved indication on the box. Most doctors would advise not put anything in the butt. The rest know that's the correct answer, but are faggots.
I haven’t had an prostrate checks yet as I’m 37, but I had some weird butthole checks for a couple cool guy schools in the Army, and once as a child for hemmeroids. I’m starting to think something was off.
I remember when I was a kid I would check out the daisy airgun site to see if they had any new bb gun I could ask for Christmas and she was always the first result.
"The first condom specifically designed to prevent the transmission of HIV and other sexually transmitted infections during anal sex has been approved for sale in the United States"
I thought condoms were supposed to prevent transmissions of ANY STDs in the first place?
I generally don't care what other people do willingly to each other in a bedroom. Any time spent thinking about it is a waste of time in my opinion. Same reason I don't give a shit about Malaysia. Doesn't affect me in any way.
If people want to go to hell, that's their problem not mine
Then why wash your hands after pooping? Stop doing that. Will you? No. Because its unsanitary and spreads disease. Ever heard of Typhoid Mary? She repeatedly sickened people because she'd touch her ass n not wash her hands. Sodomites are disease vectors. It is not to be tolerated.
I mean.....what the fuck would you change to make it more suitable for buttfucking? It's the most simple object (a piece of latex formed into a donger shaped thing and rolled up into a small circle).
I feel like this is virtue signaling on some level. I'm not a degenerate though, so I have no clue about the ins and outs of buttfucking. 🤷♂️
Does this condom somehow prevent bottoms from losing their sphincters and have to start wearing adult diapers after just a few years of being designated boipussy?
Anal sex should not be a thing. How do they keep from destroying their poop chute? I’m going to invest in the company that makes depends because 20 years from now, there are a lot of folks who are going to be depending on them.
They use them now. A lot of female porn stars have to wear adult diapers because their sphincter has been destroyed and they can't hold back their feces! I assume the same for Big Mike and Obama!
My uncle is gay and now that he is an older man (75 years old) he has trouble holding his shit. He can't figure out why this is happening to him. I think he knows, but is in denial.
Omfg. Just make it stop already, I’m not even remotely prude and I’ve seen enough of this shit (no pun intended). Can we go back to the family first, wholesome America we were less than 2 decades ago? That would be so much better.
I feel like they’re expecting us to go “ohhhhhhh this again, hah hah hah nice try Grouchy Fauci” and it be the real thing. We’ll have to see. Either way, no shut downs or any of that shiiieeett. No masks.
Shit Sheath. Bunghole Balloon. Gas Glove. Fartbox French Tickler. Rooter Rubber.
Anal Armor
Shitter's full hull
Pooper prober
Brown eye balloon
A Buttigieg.
“Shitters full” would do on its own, just for the Christmas Vacation reference
Pucker Pocket
Shitter Splitter
Taint tarp
Mitt Romney Mouth hole
lols
Dooky defender.
The El Disney Especial.
Butt Candy
Prone Drone
The FBI will buy up the first batch, won't they.
They've been participating in the beta testing, frequently.
I heard they were spearheading the project themselves, actualy.
They are the main thrust of the whole gay initiative.
Sounds like a pain in the ass if you ask me.
phizer sent a free batch to the offices
Betas gonna beta.
They're currently the atm phase of testing
They were probably the control group when they did testing!
We're gonna have an anal lube shortage soon, aren't we.
Washington's Strategic Anal Lube Reserves are at their lowest recorded levels. Analysts project they may have to resort to buttfucking this country dry as early as June.
K3K! 🐸👌
Pretty sure we’re already being fucked sans lube.
Would be funny if someone mixed up Pelosi's martini with anal lube.
+1 for gummers.
No they like to go in raw
And shitty
They're testing them on the Gay-TF
GayTF will buy them second hand at full price.
+1 for GayTF. XD
Regular condoms don’t work for anal sex? Am married, and not a degenerate so it’s news to me.
They don't work at all. That's why Buttigeig got pregnant.
Slow clap
plz clap
Clap ya stupid bastards
Fags get clap.
LolZz
Top Kek Fren 🤣
Hahahahahahahaha
Bravo
It is just a regular condom with a new approved indication on the box. Most doctors would advise not put anything in the butt. The rest know that's the correct answer, but are faggots.
Well, maybe suppositories and the occasional finger to check your prostate, or are you telling me my Doc is one of the fag ones?
"Check" the prostate. You guys are gullible.
I haven’t had an prostrate checks yet as I’m 37, but I had some weird butthole checks for a couple cool guy schools in the Army, and once as a child for hemmeroids. I’m starting to think something was off.
Did you feel two hands on your back?
its not normal when a lib doctor wants to put his dick in your butt? its for the test guys, his name is dr barry
If a doctor puts a condom on his penis before checking your prostate, he might be one of the fag ones.
I guess they don't work well enough! If they wear a mask they will be more safe!
Wrap it around and push it in.
Same question I had.
This one is made of the same stuff they make colostomy bags out of.
Wait... I've been pounding my catboy's bussy with an unapproved wrapper?
I didn't know i was a fringe extremist.
Nick Fuentes, is that you?
Whoever he is, he's DEFINITELY a Bill Mitchell
Yes, it is I. Nicholas J Fuentes. My sister is Daisy Fuentes. She was on MTV
Your sister was hot, in a weird way, 30 years ago...
I remember when I was a kid I would check out the daisy airgun site to see if they had any new bb gun I could ask for Christmas and she was always the first result.
gay millennials are fucking retarded. just say youre a faggot dumbass.
Catboys cant get pregnant. I'm pro life. Does it make you mad i can splooge anywhere i want consequence free?
trolled
What will they think of next?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLEK0UZH4cs
But will they be FDA approved?
FDA approved condom for Chili Dogs?
FDA approved plastic for Warm Carls?
FDA approved fiber pills for Cleveland Steamers?
It's not monkeypox it's an autoimmune blistering disease reaction to the shots. They're trying to hide it by claiming it's a virus.
I think you're right about that
but even if hes wrong- theyll have the cure to the problem they caused in a few months and sell it to us for a markup!
Yup!
Most popular product in Washington DC
"The first condom specifically designed to prevent the transmission of HIV and other sexually transmitted infections during anal sex has been approved for sale in the United States"
I thought condoms were supposed to prevent transmissions of ANY STDs in the first place?
inb4 phizer says condoms real efficacy is somewhere around ~10%.
The United States of Sodom
No matter the design, when you pull your dick out there is going to be shit on it. A little, a lot, that's all a crap shoot.
But I bet no matter what you'll smell it.
Hot go on
The voice of experience. LOL
No just common sense. Poop comes out from there.
No shit?
I hate it when it gets in your pisshole and comes out like a play-doh fun factory.
What a bad day to know how to read
It's only smellz.
Dey eet dee poopoo!
Wai ah yu gey???
Kink shaming? Mean. Lol
What's wrong with fucking your wife in the ass on occasion though?
I'm not participating in same sex behaviors or cheating or being immoral, so not sure if that applies.
I generally don't care what other people do willingly to each other in a bedroom. Any time spent thinking about it is a waste of time in my opinion. Same reason I don't give a shit about Malaysia. Doesn't affect me in any way.
If people want to go to hell, that's their problem not mine
"its only animals fucking, dont kink shame, bigot!"
Then why wash your hands after pooping? Stop doing that. Will you? No. Because its unsanitary and spreads disease. Ever heard of Typhoid Mary? She repeatedly sickened people because she'd touch her ass n not wash her hands. Sodomites are disease vectors. It is not to be tolerated.
Ah yes, the dookie-worm.
Fuck I laughed take an upvote
Thats an exit not an entrance, faggots
That's not sex. It's ass abuse.
I mean.....what the fuck would you change to make it more suitable for buttfucking? It's the most simple object (a piece of latex formed into a donger shaped thing and rolled up into a small circle).
I feel like this is virtue signaling on some level. I'm not a degenerate though, so I have no clue about the ins and outs of buttfucking. 🤷♂️
Probably think they can charge more for these "special" condoms!
Love the handle. Could change to The Sphinxter!
"Ins and outs" kek
The ol’ in out, in out?
They come in "Extra Extra Small" now
What's a donger
Pecker, weiner, dong, schlong, dick, penis, etc.
Lol Why the fuck they showing a red ribbon as the stock photo for this article?
It’s an AIDS ribbon
WHO DOES NOT WANT TO WEAR THE RIBBON?!
Do I have to wear the ribbon?
I GUESS WE WILL JUST HAVE TO TEACH HIM TO WEAR THE RIBBON!
Somewhere out there is a gay guy who had sex with a monkey, gross
Instead of lube, it’s coated with anti-psychotic drugs 😂
I don't get the joke, explain?
World peace in a week
I'm so confused, lmao.
The joke is that alphabet crew is psychotic
So they create and unleash HIV/AIDS and now are gonna cash in again with another "double-dip?" Gotcha. What a bunch of actual fags.
These people are really the wolves to their sheep.
I'm pretty sure you can't get pregnant that way anyway....but I'm not a biologist.
Its about aids and sheet
Sheet is pretty much why I used a condom when fucking my girl in the ass.
Everyone knows it's best to go raw, hence downvotes.
What does sex have to do with getting someone pregnant, anyway?
/s
Not true. Where do you think lawyers come from.
Fair Point
Does this condom somehow prevent bottoms from losing their sphincters and have to start wearing adult diapers after just a few years of being designated boipussy?
Depends....
I would guess the answer to that would be "shit no!"
Homos don't wear condoms. That's why we have Monkeypox.
sodomy condomy
...running to file trademark.
This needs a NSFW label
Isn't that just called a condom?
https://consumer.healthday.com/b-2-23-fda-approves-first-condom-designed-for-anal-sex-2656777129.html
Anal sex should not be a thing. How do they keep from destroying their poop chute? I’m going to invest in the company that makes depends because 20 years from now, there are a lot of folks who are going to be depending on them.
Utterly wicked. Poophole entry is sickening.
They use them now. A lot of female porn stars have to wear adult diapers because their sphincter has been destroyed and they can't hold back their feces! I assume the same for Big Mike and Obama!
My uncle is gay and now that he is an older man (75 years old) he has trouble holding his shit. He can't figure out why this is happening to him. I think he knows, but is in denial.
Is this what the IRS is going to use to fuck me in the ass this year?
That doesn't look like a very effective condom.
It should be brown
Uhhhhh...username checks out
Fauci and Gates personally tested it and own the patent.
Well Gates wife divorced him because of his antics on Pedo Island. Maybe he is a switch hitter!
Melinda Gates has a dick, it's a man...
Well maybe Gates likes it that way!
Why do they obsess about cramming things that expel shit and things that expel piss into things that output shit...
They do not seem to grasp the idea of workable input/ouput
Don't forget the gerbil fetching phase!
That doesn't look like an effective condom to me.
Bill Mitchell's favorite brand
The Boot-edge-edge.
Fagpox
haa! GAY!
Omfg. Just make it stop already, I’m not even remotely prude and I’ve seen enough of this shit (no pun intended). Can we go back to the family first, wholesome America we were less than 2 decades ago? That would be so much better.
You aren't wrong!
🤮
So they been telling them condoms for anal sex but they wasn't safe? Them poor gay and some straight women. They should all sue.
Ohh shit i got dis!
I feel like they’re expecting us to go “ohhhhhhh this again, hah hah hah nice try Grouchy Fauci” and it be the real thing. We’ll have to see. Either way, no shut downs or any of that shiiieeett. No masks.
Remember the movie Kickboxer where they dipped their gloves in resin, then broken glass? Just saying.
That one seems to have a hole in it.
If it worked there wouldn't be a new outbreak of monkeyherps across the globe right now
Scampox!
I read about this awhile back and at first I thought it was from the Babylon Bee.
Monkeypox, mail-in virus/get injected or fired 2.0
Kek + ||| finally some humor
Wat?
Like anybody’s going to use that
Not sure why they put a ribbon on the picture. There is a link to the article.
The FDA just wanted to watch people having butt sex in the trials
They didn't just watch. Many of them were paid test participants.