Pfffft, he didn't show anybody his willy. At least not anybody who didn't wanna see it. C'mon, a #MeToo surfaces less than 24 hours after he announces he's a Republican? No fucking way that's legit.
Yeah. It seems retarded that a guy like him, having no prior history of sexual malfeasance, and being as young and smart as he is, would do something like that.
I'm guessing the flight attendant is going to not be able to recall the month it allegedly happened.
This will be a fun defamation lawsuit against her and the papers who report. Elon Musk is looking to acquire some media outlets.
The flight attendant agreed to give him a massage. And she was shocked when Elon was naked with a blanket over his lower body. Thats the standard for all massages I've ever gotten.
The most shocking thing about Elongate wasn't its length or even how long it lasted, but the way it penetrated every aspect of society with its staggering girth.
You know MSM is trying to cook up something as we speak, and it will be nonstop attacks against him for the foreseeable future. It's pathetic how predictable the west's enemies are and it's sad (and scary) how many people still don't get "it."
e·lon·gate
/ēˈlôNGˌɡāt/
Learn to pronounce
verb
make (something) longer, especially unusually so in relation to its width.
"an artist known for elongating the human figures in his paintings"
Elongate.
I bet he said that to that flight attendant that he showed his Willy too.
Pfffft, he didn't show anybody his willy. At least not anybody who didn't wanna see it. C'mon, a #MeToo surfaces less than 24 hours after he announces he's a Republican? No fucking way that's legit.
Yeah. It seems retarded that a guy like him, having no prior history of sexual malfeasance, and being as young and smart as he is, would do something like that.
I'm guessing the flight attendant is going to not be able to recall the month it allegedly happened.
This will be a fun defamation lawsuit against her and the papers who report. Elon Musk is looking to acquire some media outlets.
We joke about it. When people sue the press over shit like this.
But Elon...might literally be able to do that.
Kek
He’s a fucking time traveler, just like Barron. Holy shit, this timeline
“elongate” To make (something) longer, especially unusually so in relation to its width. 😎
Next Musk business venture lel
You've heard of the Swedish Penis Enlarger, now try the South African Elongater!
The Swedish Penis Enlarger
no he said it in his mind and it happened.
The flight attendant agreed to give him a massage. And she was shocked when Elon was naked with a blanket over his lower body. Thats the standard for all massages I've ever gotten.
Im already calling his followers "Muskets"
Muskets and Trumpets?
Ye olde blunderbuss.
Still better than Tweep.
Tally ho
Elongate
LOL
Impressive length.
A nimble navigator
I miss when Trump had two curved hollow fangs.
The most shocking thing about Elongate wasn't its length or even how long it lasted, but the way it penetrated every aspect of society with its staggering girth.
Seriously??? This guy just keeps getting better!!!!
🤣🤣🤣
You know MSM is trying to cook up something as we speak, and it will be nonstop attacks against him for the foreseeable future. It's pathetic how predictable the west's enemies are and it's sad (and scary) how many people still don't get "it."
The attacks against Trump is what redpilled me. This could be an opportunity for many to see how the system works
https://nitter.net/elonmusk/status/1375033483148451842
Hallucinate, desegregate, mediate, alleviate
Try not to hate, love your mate
Don't suffocate on your own hate
Designate your love as fate
A one world state faked Elongate
INXS song?
Haha
This is the best thing since reusable rockets.
Meme Lord Elon, keep shitposting till they surrender, then bury them in shitposts
It’s not the size of the comeback, it’s the impact!😂😂😂
🥸
Darn. I can't do cool stuff with MY name.
He named his own enormous lengthening "scandal"...
Reddit wants you gone.
Assistant to the Shit poster General in Chief.
The scandal should be called that ONLY if it's a sex scandal.. OH, WAIT!?!?
This is definitely a insur-erection.
Pure. Gold.
I wonder how long he's been dying to say that
I am starting to fall in love with this man
once this is just over it will be a noun. we shall refer to this scandal hoax as "Elon got Elongated"
well executed joke that the punch line will happen in about a year or two
Incite an erection then
Yeah, and I took shit in another post for correctly stating that Elon was an attention whore. 🙄
despite being a wef young global leader , i am mostly enjoying this fucker ngl
e·lon·gate /ēˈlôNGˌɡāt/ Learn to pronounce verb make (something) longer, especially unusually so in relation to its width. "an artist known for elongating the human figures in his paintings"