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posted ago by Tevhbro ago by Tevhbro +1936 / -1
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sweeswee14 68 points ago +68 / -0

WE ARE AT WAR- THIS IS ALL PART OF BEING AT WAR- STOP ASSUMING YOUR ENEMY HAS HONOR- THEY HAVE NO HONOR- THEY WILL DO ANYTHING

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DrCowboyPresident 30 points ago +30 / -0

Fuck you. War.

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ADEPhase3AnimalTrial -4 points ago +4 / -8

Peace.

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elcomedian 4 points ago +4 / -0

It was never an option.

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Tbonius45maximus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Itneverwas.jpg

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ripley88 1 point ago +1 / -0

woosh

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0care 7 points ago +7 / -0

believe it when I start seeing things happen to dems. This isn't a war it is a massacre

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Just_dumping_fuel 1 point ago +1 / -0

if I refresh the page could @war be less of a lying dick.

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Spicemustfiow -13 points ago +2 / -15

Musk is an overrated billionaire who is not even MAGA.

This has literally nothing to do with us being at war nor not.

Stop lumping his stupid ass issues into our own.

This is the kind of twisted pretzel logic people here use to defend Elon.

He literally owned up to the story himself like 16 hours ago.

So what exactly is the smear here? The payment itself obviously occurred.

If you want to question the other details go ahead. At least THAT makes sense.

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LibertyPrimeWasRight 7 points ago +7 / -0

Show me the own-up.

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Spicemustfiow -2 points ago +1 / -3

Musk told the outlet that there is "a lot more to this story." Later, he tweeted that "wild accusations" against him were untrue, although he didn't specify the allegations.

That’s a fair assessment of the situation.

She was clearly paid. If she wasn’t he would have said so. So the sourcing is largely irrelevant.

Exactly like I said.

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LibertyPrimeWasRight 6 points ago +6 / -0

Musk:

“There’s a lot more to this story”

“Wild accusations are untrue”

You, a professional retard:

”he denied it, but he didn’t deny it in exactly the language I would have, so he actually confessed.”

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Spicemustfiow 1 point ago +4 / -3

You “show me the write up”

Me: Shows you it, confirms everything I said.

You: Moves goalpost and goes ad hominem.

Who exactly is intellectually challenged here again?

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Spicemustfiow 0 points ago +3 / -3

My entire premise here has consistently been that the claim that this woman is not real is bullshit.

She’s real. She got paid.

Stop trying to move the goalpost any further. I was clear that the details might not be true.

When you learn to read go back to my original comment and start over.

The whole point was that claiming this anonymous source entirely made up the story from whole cloth was nonsense.

It was. And we all knew that notion was nonsense well before this thread got posted.

The entire point of posting this was to spread misinfo to help a shitty guy whose poor decisions made twitter worse and trashed the value of his own car company.

I’m not interested in pumping up some idiot just because he can afford to pay trolls like you to use an infinite amount of fallacies.

Blocked.

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Geralt_of_Rivia1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Musk is an overrated billionaire who is not even MAGA.

"Trump is an overrated billionaire who is not even Republican"

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Spicemustfiow 0 points ago +2 / -2

You won’t hear me ever claiming Trump is overrated.

Terrible try at equivocation but Elons not going to pay your hourly rate for shilling if you don’t try I guess. 🤷‍♂️

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Thecamelsback 38 points ago +38 / -0

"Anonymous source that was a friend of the flight attendant". Elon should sue for defamation.

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OKRancher 8 points ago +8 / -0

Sue who?

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Tenspot20 23 points ago +23 / -0

Publishers

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Thecamelsback 12 points ago +12 / -0

The people publishing the defamatory stories with zero evidence.

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replies_reshmies 6 points ago +7 / -1

Same people Nick Sandmann sued, and won.

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BoberFett 6 points ago +6 / -0

Business Insider is likely a CIA front masquerading as a business news website. Seems like any time there's someone that needs to be taken down by the establishment, BI is on the forefront.

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I_lost_my_password 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've thought the same thing as of late.

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Long_time_lurker 3 points ago +3 / -0

How is this even admissible?

You can't have an alleged friend testify to what someone else supposedly saw.

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BoberFett 8 points ago +8 / -0

Admissible? This isn't a trial. It's a media smear job. It's doing exactly what it's intended to do. Just like every smear job against everybody who questions against the establishment. Trump, Flynn, Assange, Snowden, Greenwald, the list is endless.

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Long_time_lurker 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm just pointing out that what they have isn't even considered evidence but you're right about the smear job that happened just as predicted.

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RedditStillSucks 26 points ago +26 / -0

I, too, am a friend of an anonymous source who told me that they were full of crap.

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Inquisitor_Corvus 10 points ago +10 / -0

My anonymous source said Mitch McConnell like gerbils shoved up his butt when servicing Xi. In this case,I believe them.

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PhantomShield72 4 points ago +4 / -0

Can confirm. I was one of the gerbils. I have... seen things...

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RussianBot6969 2 points ago +2 / -0

More credible than this story.

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fazaman 2 points ago +3 / -1

I am frens with this poster who is frens with the anonymous source who says they're full of crap, so that double legit confirmation!

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MastaJoda 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well I happen to be friend with anyone who’s friends with the whistleblower claiming their anonymous sources are full of shit.

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Gunmolester 15 points ago +15 / -0

CNN can use an "Anonymous source" ...then MSNBC can say "CNN is reporting...." then NYTIMES says "As being reported by multiple news agencies..."

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BatmanForTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is the tactic

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RussianBot6969 1 point ago +1 / -0

Exactly

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Woodchipper 8 points ago +8 / -0

"you can't make this up"

Clearly, you can

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MidnightDriver 1 point ago +1 / -0

Top comment

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vatrump2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

So Elon makes all of his money to buy twitter by suing every media company on the planet and a bunch of smug commies.

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chuckachookah 7 points ago +7 / -0

So?

Like this the worst thing evah.

My buddy used to do tour flights (private plane over islands and stuff) and he'd have people banging in the backseat. They gave him a good tip.

People are such fucking pussies these days. Makes me sick.

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HKgoneWild 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lol this supposed to surprise us?

After 5 years of "russiatape" and "Steele dossier"? And "there may be an elevator video, somewhere"?

They hate us and want us dead. They want our children enslaved, and they think it's funny. And all in the name of their "democracy", where their losses are subsidized, and ours are private.

Fuck em.

Long live the Republic.

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Deplorable223 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ballsy-ford is back?

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Ds1998 4 points ago +4 / -0

They are grasping at straws to try and stop Elon from making freespeech what it should be.

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Lapstrake 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah I think this is going nowhere. Just another attempt.

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aconcernedtroll 3 points ago +3 / -0

Even if it is true, that "friend" just ruined the victims life. Elon will be coming for that 250k plus damages. What a dumb "friend"

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plaaaa 1 point ago +1 / -0

If the friend was involved in the settlement. How are they responsible? If this isn't false, then the friend already knew. They weren't told after the settlement.

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aconcernedtroll 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm assuming the friend is not involved in the settlement, but the flight attendant started bragging about her winnings. Friend seethes about Elon and decides that the world needs to know. The flight attendant is really the dumb one for breaking the NDA, but the friend is not a good friend for deciding to go public. If the flight attendant told the friend about the event before the settlement or didn't disclose the settlement, then it is all on the flight attendant.

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Poppinfresh 1 point ago +1 / -0

The "friend" wouldn't know the dollar value of the settlement. The "friend" is claiming they provided a statement during the settlement process i.e. a testimony of sorts. They would never be privy to the details unless the "victim" violated the NDA.

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ADEPhase3AnimalTrial 3 points ago +3 / -0

They have flight attendants on those space shuttles???

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TheImpossible1 3 points ago +4 / -1

Elon is pro-abortion, so as a feminist, he must believe all women. Including those that accuse him.

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TheImpossible1 -1 points ago +1 / -2

Okay Elon shill. I see that handshake.

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Earths_Primordial_St 0 points ago +2 / -2

You got me ... Handshake is such a painful slur. Shut up kid.

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TheImpossible1 0 points ago +1 / -1

It just proves you're new here.

Which makes you suspicious.

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Earths_Primordial_St 0 points ago +2 / -2

Left for a while... Came back because I wanted to shit on all of the Pro Ukraine idiots on here.

But Elon is shifting red right before our eyes. If you're a "memesmith" then you should be spamming his ass fully to the right. I'm 48 years old and have watched memes win info wars since 2016. I'm amazed.

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DonttrustChina 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh no, you CAN make this up. They clearly DID make this up.

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GnuYow 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well to be fair, apparently they CAN just "make it up".

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Damaged_Dirk 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's page one of their smear book. We know it THEY know it but we all keep playing along.

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JokerPede 2 points ago +3 / -1

I'm pretty sure that settlement agreement would have included a gag order making it in violation of the settlement agreement for the fight attendant to say anything to anyone about the settlement or encounter for any reason.

If that is the case Elon is going to own a new flight attendant.

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TommyJarvis 2 points ago +2 / -0

BELIEVE ALL WIMMENS!

this woman wants to compete in sports without being beaten by a man

FUCK YOU TERF!!

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coolhandcuke 2 points ago +2 / -0

"I heard it from a friend who....heard it from a friend who...."

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Yuri_Nator 2 points ago +2 / -0

Actually they DID make it up!

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remindmelater 2 points ago +2 / -0

faith based journalism.....like our elections....faith based.......hilarious......and sad....

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ForrestTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's Business Insider.

They self admittedly "throw things at the wall in the hopes they stick"

They make shit up and lie.

Henry Blodgett is a worthless pile of shit.

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BatmanForTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Anonymous source is as valuable as "I made it up in my sleep", why we allow any story with anonymous sources gain traction is beyond me, but I forgot normies and NPCs just read the headlines

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Crappydatum 1 point ago +1 / -0

Depending on the private jet, there's no bathroom on board. They have a glorified potty seat with a curtain. Decent people look away, but I could see a money grubbing whore take a peek, then claim "exposing"

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Jackpotsevens 1 point ago +1 / -0

HEARSAY!

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TruthWillOut 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fraud

Blackmail

Instigation

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Maga2020Maga2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you are a lady, rubbing on a guy in a private setting...you should expect a few dicks here and there.

Like a lumberjack complaining about trees.

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slickbilly777 1 point ago +1 / -0

Once a hero of the Left. Now a cock dangling pervert who tries to trade pet horses for blow jobs. Makes you wonder if Harvey Weinstein is innocent.

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Poppinfresh 1 point ago +1 / -0

First, if this "anonymous" source is telling the truth, the person who got the settlement violated the NDA and should be sued if this happened.

Operative word, if this happened. Companies settle claims like this all the time, simply because it would cost more money to fight it than just pay them off. But it's usually for what's called "nuisance value".

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Kilroy 1 point ago +1 / -0

An anonymous source told me that 11 years ago Klaus Schwab was caught by the parent, performing oral sex on his 10 year old son. He paid over a million dollars to the parents to get them to keep quiet.

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PhantomShield72 1 point ago +1 / -0

"A person familiar with the story..."

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Liberals_R_Idiots 1 point ago +1 / -0

Please can you guys get Civil War II going already FFS! I say this as a Brit and I'm itching to come to America to kill some commies.

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mcoulton 1 point ago +1 / -0

She told her friend which violated the settlement. She will be paying him back

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Pdjco658 1 point ago +1 / -0

If it was true the friend would likely be talent to court and sued. If you have a confidentiality agreement you cannot get around that by telling your friend who then tells the media and then throwing your hands up in the air and saying I had no idea what happened 🤷‍♂️

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DaayTerkErJerbs 1 point ago +1 / -0

Except Musk said to have the lady describe his junk. Which implies that he probably did pay someone to go away but doesn't mean he actually did it. Just means he wanted someone to go away.

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nutmeg 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump had something to say about anonymous sources and so does anyone with a brain. Not that things can't be true, but without a credible source I have to assume they aren't.

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Tarsus 1 point ago +1 / -0

My friend Richard was raped by Joe Biden. #justicefordick

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DixMcCoy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sources familiar with Elon's sexual encounters said...

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BlueEyedDevil 1 point ago +1 / -0

But they can.

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Tenspot20 1 point ago +1 / -0

Defamation Lawsuits are a side dish for Elon Musk!

So Delicious!

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MinneMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just wait, "according to a source familiar with his thinking" is the next one they'll use to totally make shit up.

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orange_popcicle 1 point ago +1 / -0

They're expecting Elon to back down when the court of public opinion goes against him. The problem is, he won't.

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PepePinochet 1 point ago +1 / -0

#Elongate

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finscreenname 1 point ago +1 / -0

Business insider = CIA front for decades.

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Error404LifeNotFound 1 point ago +1 / -0

anonymous and heresay. wow, could you get any more credible?

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mikethemarine 1 point ago +1 / -0

ny thought is she shouldn't have gone in the toilet to join the mile high club, but if she got paid, My bet is he would never fly with them again.

Did a search, does Elon Musk have his own private jet.

https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-private-jet-gulfstream-g650er-lifestyle-wealth-photos-2022-4

So I call bullshit about this story cause he bought his jet in 2016 and the story says it happened in 2018, The Tesla CEO also owns a Dassault Falcon 900B, which he bought in 2004.