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Toxic Masculinity (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by Ponzo ago by Ponzo +910 / -1
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PerchingEagle 70 points ago +70 / -0

I followed JD around at a tournament 30 years ago. Almost exact same routine.

He's just super disciplined.

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OPsMom 31 points ago +31 / -0

I did too once at the TPC in Las Colinas. I was one of the only people watching him but I rooted and clapped for him the whole round. Eventually he threw me his ball and told me thanks.

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CAPTAIN_TENDY_PLATE2 58 points ago +58 / -0

Fact check:

False, the claim that he consumed 12 diet cokes while also consuming 0.0 ounces of water is patently false, because diet coke requires water to manufacturer, so therefor, he consumed a sizeable quantity of water with every coke he drank.

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AOCs_tits_4ever 44 points ago +46 / -2

I tell this to my wife when she nags me about my coffee intake. "You're drinking too much coffee and not enough water," she says. "Coffee is like, 98 percent water" I reply. "Well it's not the same thing" she says. This same conversation has been happening for a decade.

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FitOfficial 32 points ago +32 / -0

Coffee is a diuretic so you're both kinda right.

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OPsMom 19 points ago +19 / -0

Yup coffee just makes you piss. Yes you are drinking fluid but you'll piss more than you hold.

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anon09 17 points ago +17 / -0

I lived on cigs and black coffee until I had a seizure and learned the value of just plain ol' water :D

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3-10 4 points ago +4 / -0

I brew unsweet tea, not super strong, but just enough for some taste and enjoy drinking it all day. Best part of it? No calories.

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Tardigrade 13 points ago +13 / -0

Its only slight though. Each cup of coffee still has a net hydrating effect.

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Gesirisi 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lmao. But is it really like drinking water though? You got a science license to peddle around those un-sourced statements?

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Tardigrade 4 points ago +4 / -0

Close enough yes.

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Foreign_Aid_is_Theft 2 points ago +2 / -0

Your blood pressure can tell the difference though.

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US3RNAM3 7 points ago +7 / -0

That’s my rationale for drinking Mountain Dew all day every day at work. Then after work it’s beer. If there was no water I should be dead, right.

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DebbieinDallas 3 points ago +3 / -0

It is liquid and contains water but your kidneys have to filter it out. It is hard on the kidneys, day in and day out, and eventually you will have kidney disease and have to really change your diet unless you don’t see a dr and thus don’t know your kidneys are failing. But we can’t live forever so go for it!

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CAPTAIN_TENDY_PLATE2 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was being facetious to point out the absurdity of how fact checkers come in and point out obvious bullshit just so they can be like "NUH UH YOURE WRONG!!!", illustrating how goddamned infuriating it is that we even have such a thing as "facr checkers" now, that the left lost their fucking minds that there was an election that was held in the year 2020.

I don't drink that garbage.

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DebbieinDallas 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh I understood that but you were technically correct

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residue69 18 points ago +18 / -0

Karsten Braasch: the smoker who ridiculed the Williams sisters

“It was very hard, I didn’t think it would be so hard,” she sighed after the game. “I hit shots which would have been winners on the WTA Tour, but he caught them easily”. So easily that Braasch lit a cigarette during a change of side.

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Chickenbaconpoutine 8 points ago +8 / -0

At least Serena became smart enough to know that women have no place competing against men.

https://youtu.be/2hzHBsvj6C0?t=11

As shown here in mixed doubles.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcprxDdAdeE

Women are completely useless trying to return serves from men. Even if they somehow manage to catch it, the return is worthless.

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residue69 3 points ago +3 / -0

Her opponent was prepared to meet her his way: “I've just had a few cocktails and a round of golf.” Confident, Braasch began with an additional handicap: he only allowed himself one serve.

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BlueEyedDevil 6 points ago +6 / -0

Good story.

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Slick333333 3 points ago +3 / -0

" “I've just had a few cocktails and a round of golf.” Confident, Braasch began with an additional handicap: he only allowed himself one serve. Despite this, the German gave a tennis lesson to the 16 year-old, claiming a one-sided 6-1 victory. " What a Chad 😅

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Willy 14 points ago +14 / -0

Fuck people who don't like John

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Ponzo [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

I never really cared much about Golf and first heard about Daly when i watched his interview with Graham Bensinger.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHXfZTgcSFg

Amazing guy

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Jjones23 12 points ago +12 / -0

I love JD, but he’s gotta feel like shit lmao

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SolidSnakeOil 9 points ago +9 / -0

Imagine if he was "still" drinking too. The man is an unstoppable beast.

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BiglyCovfefe 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is what peak performance looks like, ladies.

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jack1989 6 points ago +6 / -0

No this is what a walking heart attack looks like

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BiglyCovfefe 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm jk. But I do love seeing a fatty operating at the elite level lol. Like Tyson Fury.

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jack1989 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dude Tyson Fury is in peak condition!

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HughJasske 7 points ago +7 / -0

But, did he put a dick in his ass, like Will Brinson?

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Skogin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Will Brinson is the real criminal for using inconsistent abbreviations and significant digits.

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__I_dindu__nufin_ 6 points ago +6 / -0

The 12 cokes is disgusting

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DebbieinDallas 3 points ago +4 / -1

I agree. Shoulda been Diet Pepsi

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Sansa_Belt 5 points ago +5 / -0

That man cuts a fine figure. He's got more testosterone in him than the average Starbucks that he walks by on the way to the packy for some cigs, perhaps a cigar and a bottle of Crown Royal..

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Redpill-notCommieRed 4 points ago +4 / -0

Replace the diet coke with beer and now you know why I don't care about my score at the end!

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Super_Dave 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can drink a lot, or I can play my best golf.. but I can't do both.

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Mungo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Jealous???

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Invictus1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Will Brinson is clearly envious and, like so many of his pathetic generation, chooses to mock & ridicule the man instead of just cheering for him. Poor Will Brinson, he's half of John's weight, in better shape, probably doesn't smoke, but is miserable with jealousy.

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Seventeen70six 3 points ago +3 / -0

DALY FOREVER

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Abovethefray 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love the face and bezel of that Rolex in the background...hmmm

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tonkabodhi 2 points ago +2 / -0

New watch for Summer!

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Assault-Covfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Grip it and rip it!

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Gabbs1212 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hooters doesn't pay him a ton of money for nothing! During Masters week, he sets his travel trailer in the parking lot or the Hooters down the street from Augusta, and will sign autographs for free!! (if i recall correctly)

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chuckachookah 2 points ago +2 / -0

And, yet, he can do something that 0.000001% of the population can do ---STROKE THAT BITCH DEEP OFF THE TEE!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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JoeBidensDementia1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not one cigar? What a pussy.

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ExileOnRedditStreet 1 point ago +1 / -0

He seems to enjoy life and knows how good he has it.

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BadRadDad 1 point ago +1 / -0

When did Kenny Rogers start playing professional golf?

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dixie_knormous 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is actually really unhealthy lol. Especially a pack + 1 of cigs. My goodness

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wst4 1 point ago +1 / -0

lol

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patrioticwinning3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is that why he is a fat ass on multiple medications?

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Badfinz_FL 1 point ago +1 / -0

Always liked John

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Wuhansniffles 1 point ago +1 / -0

Santa works in mysterious ways!

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chesswhilehigh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah we should focus on being fit and hydrated instead of glorifying eating corn syrup and smoking cigarettes.

Just a thought but there might actually be a conflict and you want your lungs and heart to actually work.

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ccpshill 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let Santa vacation how he wants to

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nathanrzehringer 1 point ago +1 / -0

This man is a hero of mine!

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ObamasLooseButthole 1 point ago +1 / -0

tbf to us mere mortals, it's John Daly. He is on another level.

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Fieldsl22 1 point ago +1 / -0

Santa is just on vacation.....

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keeponwinning 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love the phrase toxic masculinity. When used non-sarcastically as an insult (i.e. by liberals) it is almost always an indication of their abject lack thereof.

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Light_HIV_Effect 1 point ago +1 / -0

Love JD Old school match, Couples and Daly seem really cool to hang out with. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbEuuhGfRmc

And Bert Kreischer talking JD, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nsom_uZH5Bg

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talltellmanson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why'd he HAVE to put 'literally' in that sentence?