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SaltySquatch 41 points ago +42 / -1

The rocket going into that huge gaping warehouse, about sums it up

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hellohellohellohello 8 points ago +8 / -0

Gotta love The Post.

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ToodeepinCA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Glad I’m not the only one that noticed lmao

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deleted 32 points ago +32 / -0
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LesboPregnancyScare 8 points ago +8 / -0

"how about this dick, bitch?"

is what I thought about that pic after reading the headline

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dontdrinksoy 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's intentional.

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ltbadpuppy 19 points ago +20 / -1

Elon’s ex go to his defense: “ yeah his dick is fucking weird”

Elon : “ 🙂😕☹️“

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Zxc26 15 points ago +15 / -0

They are proving to everyone how unhinged lefties are, I hope Musk will get even more based.

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MythArcana 6 points ago +6 / -0

The only South African who never raped anyone.

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Dirk_Nager 6 points ago +6 / -0

I wonder if someone being the richest man on earth would open them up to a lot of these type of claims?

hmmmm?

The media would definitely like for you to not worry about Epstein‘s client list or what sort of Nazi battalions your $40 billion of tax money is going to

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Wrexxis780 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sounds like a pretty good idea if you are super rich like this to get a small tattoo on your crotch so these attention whores get it wrong.😂

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lmao 2 points ago +2 / -0

either way he would have to prove it to the world... so might as well not get a tattoo

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Wrexxis780 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well you don’t get it on your dick. You get it on your inner thigh where nobody would see. Then you tell any accuser to describe any marks like that in the genital region, implying a dick tattoo, but then you can prove it in a safe for work way when they get it super wrong

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Yuri_Nator 4 points ago +4 / -0

He has a tattoo that says "TINY" when flaccid and "TICONDAROGA NY" when fully erect.

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ExileOnRedditStreet 3 points ago +3 / -0

Insert Spy Who Shagged Me scene here....

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AllTheWayTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Plot twist: Elon is really a woman and does not have a dick.

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FiDollaMilkshake 3 points ago +3 / -0

'mUh hIpPoCaMpUs'... again?

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Chancehappeneth 2 points ago +2 / -0

Amber Heard may be an eyewitness to that info. From what I've read about her in the ongoing trial, she'd probably pass that info on for perks: free digs, elite inclusivity, movie roles, appointments to boards, etc.

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 1 point ago +1 / -0

...candied cigarettes, one clean pair of underwear, a near complete set of Michelins, 12 second scene in Aguaman: the Mexican Connexican, and/or a free, cool beer.

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Chancehappeneth 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha!

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Boruzu 2 points ago +2 / -0

Time to try it out the diversity army with other fake sexytime allegations, It’s their favorite weapon. Like peeing on a hooker.

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Eros789 2 points ago +2 / -0

Anonymous-friend-of-this-one-flight-attendent-because-whipping-your-dick-out-on-a-plane-instead-of-paying-a-hooker-to-suck-it-is-apparently-a-thing: "It looked like a dick, but smaller."

Elon: Objection!

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blueeyephoto 2 points ago +2 / -0

love the symbolism of the photo

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DILLIGAF_Bro 1 point ago +1 / -0

They say he had his penis tattooed to look like a Space X rocket and his balls to look like launch exhaust.

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Sunnybats3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Elon's commie ex-wife will betray his privacy in a second. He should say less until Business Insider is getting sued.

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T_DforTrump2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

In before "I was so traumatized that my brain somehow blocked it all out, but I know for sure what he did to me!"

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InternationalSpy007 1 point ago +1 / -0

thats the kind of move only a guy with big dick energy would make

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Znut55 1 point ago +1 / -0

Typical Dem/Lib ploy. Attack them as being racist, sexist, homophobe, etc. OR accuse them of sexual assault, etc. HOW many times have we seen this scenario?

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PerchingEagle 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Describe my unique body part" is my favorite comeback, it begs the question to the mob whether they would strip you bare to find out.

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anon2309011 0 points ago +1 / -1

Not a smart play. They just need to call up Amber who I'm sure is going to need some cash soon.

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Kramit 0 points ago +1 / -1

Elon's got a 14" member?

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mcoulton 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let me lay it on line he had two on the vine. I mean two sets of testicles so divine.

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ModernDayMao 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well he is an autist I always heard retards have giant logs.

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Kramit 0 points ago +1 / -1

That's no joke. When I was in boot there was this guy that the recruiters shoved in and he was literally a retard. Shower time..... His fucking dick hung halfway down his thingh limp. Can never look at myself the same... lol

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ModernDayMao 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahaha it’s God trying to be fair, “sorry I made you a dipshit Billy here have a horse cock”

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Kramit 0 points ago +1 / -1

To this day I have to shake my head. I wouldn't believed you if I didn't see it myself. Fuck