"I'm innocent because you don't know what my cock looks like."
(ring...ring...ring..."Hey Amber, what is unique about Elon's cock?" "Oh, it's got xyz feature. Thanks for asking...")
"Elon's cock has xyz feature. See? I know! Therefore, by his standards of proof, he waggled it at me."
In other words, by Elon's argument, if she can describe his cock, he did it. Dumb spot to put yourself in when that data is available from sources besides direct cock-waggling.
I don’t know when they split, but he could have added identifying “marks” since they broke up. Things even amber wouldn’t know would absolutely undermine your theory of why it’s bad to have his position.
Believing "Amber" is only Amber Heard and not an example of any woman with whom Elon has been with - at any time (including recently - read since the alleged cock waggling) - might undermine yours.
Please. You really think the friend can get unknown, intimate details from from a source that isn’t built on hearsay?
No way. Elon is dead on here. Allegations can’t be substantiated and he knows it. Even if they tried to pass off knowledge of “identifying marks,” it would require communication between them that would undermine how that knowledge was acquired.
It only takes the Dems to find someone who knows the detail and is willing to pass it along. Like Amber Heard. Then he looks guilty even though he isn't.
No joke would be a great move for someone who has money to loose like Elon, add some type of marker to the area around your junk and share that info with no one. Great way to avoid situations like this.
Why not, start small, do it by yourself with a tattoo gun so there is no 3rd party that would know. As long as your not a degenerate you won’t have to change it much. Could be something as simple as a couple of dots or a single letter.
Yes that is true and I would bet he has unary numeral system like tally marks or binary 1s.
My argument would be who in their right mind would tattoo their dick/sensitive regions and If they did wouldn't they maybe want to go for the straight line for the less pain?
idk im not a doctor. I just see that the richest man is Autistic, super smart, very organized and really good/involved with numbers.
Prosecutor : What if I told you that the accusers correctly described Michael's penis to investigators?
Dave Chappelle : Sir, I have never seen Michael's alleged penis, but I bet you that I can describe it all right? Let me guess... there's a head, a shaft, some balls, hair - maybe pressed, permed hair, with glitter sprinkled on it.
Prosecutor : That's correct.
Dave Chappelle : Whoa... how'd I know? Come on dude, I couldn't pick my own penis out of a line up, all right? And me and penis is like this, son.
He's frontrunning them. Which seems to be the core of his business and personal model. Get out ahead of your competitors and make them run to keep up with you.
Let's take for example, SpaceX vs. Blue Origin. Bezos can talk smack, but he can barely get into orbit. SpaceX is carrying cargo on the reg, for customers, added human transport, shot a car to Mars for fun and is currently deploying a LEO based Internet connectivity game changer.
Bezos gets on TRT loses half his fortune over his mexican neighbor with bolt-ons. Musk? He gets hair implants and now he's leaving a trail of heirs across the landscape and tagging who knows how many Amber Heards on the way.
I think king troll has got this, and trolling the establishment will become an even bigger blood sport going forward. They lack the creativity to respond to it.
It's okay, she'll go through every possible tattoo he could have and after 1,000 guesses she might get it right and the left will be like "oMg ThE tRaUmA mAkEs It HaRd To ReMeMbEr" if your memory is that bad, you probably aren't well enough to be a capable adult.
Gotta love the downvotes simply because they remember your username and how you don't agree with everything that is said on here sometimes. I feel like I'm on Reddit again.
Having a dick tattoo, or one right above it, is actually genius for someone in his position who isn’t planning on raping anyone for just this situation.
Plot twist, Elon was born female.
Ellonna
Ellen
Dems are on the phone with Amber Heard right now.
But seriously, this seems like a bad play by Elon. Yes?
If he's innocent as he claims, how is this a bad play?
"I'm innocent because you don't know what my cock looks like."
(ring...ring...ring..."Hey Amber, what is unique about Elon's cock?" "Oh, it's got xyz feature. Thanks for asking...")
"Elon's cock has xyz feature. See? I know! Therefore, by his standards of proof, he waggled it at me."
In other words, by Elon's argument, if she can describe his cock, he did it. Dumb spot to put yourself in when that data is available from sources besides direct cock-waggling.
Ahh, the Amber Heard comment went over my head, lmao.
#metoo
Big Mike is Mia. Where's Lady Graham at?
I don’t know when they split, but he could have added identifying “marks” since they broke up. Things even amber wouldn’t know would absolutely undermine your theory of why it’s bad to have his position.
Believing "Amber" is only Amber Heard and not an example of any woman with whom Elon has been with - at any time (including recently - read since the alleged cock waggling) - might undermine yours.
Embarrassing I have to make this point.
Please. You really think the friend can get unknown, intimate details from from a source that isn’t built on hearsay?
No way. Elon is dead on here. Allegations can’t be substantiated and he knows it. Even if they tried to pass off knowledge of “identifying marks,” it would require communication between them that would undermine how that knowledge was acquired.
It’s a dead end for the story tellers.
You're right. Because hollering "that's hearsay" in the court of public opinion wins every time.
Pence Protocol 2.0: add tally mark tattoos to your tallywacker after each crazy bitch sees your junk, preventing them from colluding about your story.
They can just make up anything.
"Hey Elon, we know you have a Prince Albert"
Elon denies.
Still the same situation. Now idiots beg to see his dick.
It only takes the Dems to find someone who knows the detail and is willing to pass it along. Like Amber Heard. Then he looks guilty even though he isn't.
"innocent" good luck
I have no idea what you're trying to say.
It does to me, but he's done pretty well without my advice.
Why? I don’t like Elon. I’m not a fanboy like most P_W posters. I do think it’s important he calls this out and follows through.
Sure, but the enemy of my enemy is my friend.
Whatever your take on the man himself is (I'm not a fan of transhumanism, electric vehicles, etc.,)...he's sure been amusing me lots recently.
Information laundering is plausible.
A unique cock for a unique man
TBH, it's nice never having to worry about an "allegation".
All I gotta do is say... "Describe it".
That is a quite nice power.
We need cock uuids.
Honestly it's a pretty great line. The fact that he may have no tattoo at all increases the possibility of incorrect answers.
That is what I was thinking too. He is setting them up with claiming false descriptions that don’t exist.
No joke would be a great move for someone who has money to loose like Elon, add some type of marker to the area around your junk and share that info with no one. Great way to avoid situations like this.
As others have pointed out, for this to truly be effective you'd have to add/change features after any partners.
Why not, start small, do it by yourself with a tattoo gun so there is no 3rd party that would know. As long as your not a degenerate you won’t have to change it much. Could be something as simple as a couple of dots or a single letter.
The smaller it is, the easier it would be to claim that it was not noticed especially in the context of flashing someone.
Yes that is true and I would bet he has unary numeral system like tally marks or binary 1s.
My argument would be who in their right mind would tattoo their dick/sensitive regions and If they did wouldn't they maybe want to go for the straight line for the less pain?
idk im not a doctor. I just see that the richest man is Autistic, super smart, very organized and really good/involved with numbers.
id gamble it.
Accuser would just have to lie.
Then its on you to prove they're lying. You gonna post your dick online?
Lets say you do take of a pic of your junk and prove it.
They'll just claim its not your dick.
It’s like Michael Jackson
Note to self: for future security, tattoo dick
He's frontrunning them. Which seems to be the core of his business and personal model. Get out ahead of your competitors and make them run to keep up with you.
Let's take for example, SpaceX vs. Blue Origin. Bezos can talk smack, but he can barely get into orbit. SpaceX is carrying cargo on the reg, for customers, added human transport, shot a car to Mars for fun and is currently deploying a LEO based Internet connectivity game changer.
Bezos gets on TRT loses half his fortune over his mexican neighbor with bolt-ons. Musk? He gets hair implants and now he's leaving a trail of heirs across the landscape and tagging who knows how many Amber Heards on the way.
I think king troll has got this, and trolling the establishment will become an even bigger blood sport going forward. They lack the creativity to respond to it.
Internet connectivity based on Law Enforcement Officers!
Connectivity is only minutes away, shooting you with data at 2200FPS.
These are the statements of a man confident in his innocence.
And engaged in a literal dick measuring contest.
Elon has a spaceship tattooed on his dick
Bezos has a dick tattooed on his spaceship.
a dick in a spaceship https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/fJZONPwxoSOwVsrUez1W_bzD9ZA=/0x0:3567x5350/1200x800/filters:focal(645x2403:1215x2973)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/69575261/665033910.0.jpg
He had his dick turned into a spaceships
It's okay, she'll go through every possible tattoo he could have and after 1,000 guesses she might get it right and the left will be like "oMg ThE tRaUmA mAkEs It HaRd To ReMeMbEr" if your memory is that bad, you probably aren't well enough to be a capable adult.
You know, the thing I can tell you about trauma survivors, REAL trauma survivors is that they remember EVERY fucking detail.
Time to rewatch Down Periscope.
Someone recently watched Down Periscope...
He's got a Neuralink implant on his penis that allows it to access Pornhub directly without going through Elon's brain.
HAL 9000 series penis "I am completely operational, and all my balls are functioning perfectly."
I like how they make sure to claim his penis was erect. lul
Elongated
$1 says his dick is tattooed like a rocket, and balls like the engine flames
They'll say he has a tattoo that says "Elate" on it and it will turn out it really says "Elongate"
Welcome to Jamaica mon, have a nice day.
Came here to tell this joke
I love you too Wendy.
Gotta love the downvotes simply because they remember your username and how you don't agree with everything that is said on here sometimes. I feel like I'm on Reddit again.
I look at it this way, my fan club there now has a job to do each day, meaning I've created at least as many jobs as Biden actually has.
It's 15" long, 8" thick
Last name Almighty, first name is Dick
Elon Musk is just 2 days away from showing his dick on twitter
That crazy bitch he had the kid with could be feeding the person info. Be careful.
You know it's genius if he did. What's my dick tattoo?
Lefty retard: Duuuhhhhhh?
Elon: Piss off.
It's a perfect defense
Having a dick tattoo, or one right above it, is actually genius for someone in his position who isn’t planning on raping anyone for just this situation.
I’ll never believe another ‘MeToo’ style accusation ever again.
If he does have a tat there, it should be a rocket.
I bet he has Space X tattooed on it 🤣🤟
Elon Musk is an autist and is not to be fucked with.
Damn. The memes write themselves or there is a deity that really likes dick jokes.
Named Elon
First accused is a woman saw his penis
Every scandal is ______gate.
They just want to see Elon's penis. Because everything about the left revolves around genitals.
¡Tres Huevos!
Damn. My homebot Musk has got dick scars and dick tattoos? That's wild.
Dick tattoo says, "69420"
Guys the mene potential here...
I dont have a twitter account, but if i did...
I heard elon has a 7.5 inch dong, but its hairy all over, from root to tip. When he whips it out for the ladies, he does that chewbacca sound.
Is there publicly available Elon dick info? I need to know for investigative purposes.
It is a space shuttle. "This one can be relaunched...all night long".
Maybe it’s tattooed to look like a rocket ship, and his balls tattooed like balls of flames coming out of the base of the rocket!!!
AOC is down there
So he has a donkey dick?
Why you behaving like pervert?
Do you know what website you're on?