Dude probably has a crazy birthmark or prince Albert, or some wild ass tattoo or something that there's no way you could miss, and is just laughing his ass off ad he trolls the shit out of the accuser.
That face when he ends up having to whip it out to prove his innocence lmao
Big Balls made out of brass!
Maybe that’s his kink. Alpha male move.
Dude probably has a crazy birthmark or prince Albert, or some wild ass tattoo or something that there's no way you could miss, and is just laughing his ass off ad he trolls the shit out of the accuser.
That face when he ends up having to whip it out to prove his innocence lmao
It's Musk, probably has an AI assist aimbot and auxiliary solar panel installed.
As if the Hunter Biden dick pics weren't bad enough.
If she describes it as "small" or " crooked" or "huge"....does he have the balls to whip it out?
I KNOW WHAT HIS DICK LOOKS LIKE, GET IN TOUCH WITH ME, AIRLINE WENCH
let's take this multibillion dollar rapist down together!
no i'm serious i was next to him in a urinal one time
<sets up meeting>
now this may be shocking to you and bring up some repressed memories. try to hold it together okay
<pulls out picture>
<dickbutt.jpg>
indelible in the hippocampus
Deep hippocampus penetration
That shit is reamed out and will never be the same
It looked like a penis, only smaller, she said probably*
SpaceX tattoo on certain rocket shaft.
#Elongate