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Catholicpede 7 points ago +7 / -0

Big Balls made out of brass!

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WouldChipHer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Maybe that’s his kink. Alpha male move.

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CAPTAIN_TENDY_PLATE2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dude probably has a crazy birthmark or prince Albert, or some wild ass tattoo or something that there's no way you could miss, and is just laughing his ass off ad he trolls the shit out of the accuser.

That face when he ends up having to whip it out to prove his innocence lmao

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shadypollster 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's Musk, probably has an AI assist aimbot and auxiliary solar panel installed.

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

As if the Hunter Biden dick pics weren't bad enough.

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HughJasske 4 points ago +4 / -0

If she describes it as "small" or " crooked" or "huge"....does he have the balls to whip it out?

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Fignugent 3 points ago +6 / -3

I KNOW WHAT HIS DICK LOOKS LIKE, GET IN TOUCH WITH ME, AIRLINE WENCH

let's take this multibillion dollar rapist down together!

no i'm serious i was next to him in a urinal one time

<sets up meeting>

now this may be shocking to you and bring up some repressed memories. try to hold it together okay

<pulls out picture>

<dickbutt.jpg>

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Nameless_Mofo 2 points ago +2 / -0

indelible in the hippocampus

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Fignugent 0 points ago +3 / -3

Deep hippocampus penetration

That shit is reamed out and will never be the same

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SteersBeersandQueers 3 points ago +3 / -0

It looked like a penis, only smaller, she said probably*

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Zxc26 2 points ago +2 / -0

SpaceX tattoo on certain rocket shaft.

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DocGoban 0 points ago +2 / -2

#Elongate