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Oh shit, you guys, the monkeypox is real and I have it
posted ago by FuckRedditMAGAMAGA ago by FuckRedditMAGAMAGA +93 / -0

I have the uncontrollable urge to eat bananas and throw my shit at people I can't stop ooo ooo OOO OOO AAH AAH OOH OOH AHHHHHHH

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– FlgPole 9 points ago +9 / -0

9 out of 10 people that catch it blame bill gates.

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– Notme 8 points ago +8 / -0

Get your stinking paws off of my bananas you damn dirty ape!

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– praise_lord_kek 7 points ago +7 / -0

I come for the breaking news and stay for the quality shitposts.

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– Djonpow 7 points ago +7 / -0

" Ya monkey get up...get down with the sickness!"

Ooo..ahhh...ahhh...AHH!

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– ColoRADoPatriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

You fucker get up, get down with the sickness https://youtu.be/at02Fvdhk2I

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– freedomof76 5 points ago +5 / -0

I invented edible toilet paper. I just eat food then I eat the toilet paper that way the poop clings to the toilet paper and I don't have to use a stick or anything

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– ColoRADoPatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kek

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– RuleoVicus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh by God 🤔😂

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– Mintap 3 points ago +3 / -0

HARAMBE!!

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– FuckRedditMAGAMAGA [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

DICKS OUT

JUSTICE FOR HARAMBE

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– trumpORbust 2 points ago +2 / -0

Take a shot for harambe -- he took one for you

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– BaconRingBandit 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have been throwing banana peels at black people so I think I have it too.

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– Zskills 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is what you get for catching pozzed loads in your poopshoot, OP

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– TighterGradeofTail 3 points ago +3 / -0

Clearly overdue karma from Harambe

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– medicpatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

beats chest in display of aggression

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– AnthraciteCracker 2 points ago +2 / -0

So... BLM?

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– A_Colostomy_Bag 2 points ago +2 / -0

🐒

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– ElegantVelociraptor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Harambe didn't die for this!

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– SBOJ_JOBS 2 points ago +2 / -0

"I have the uncontrollable urge to... throw my shit at people"

So every WokeTard has monkeypox?

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– pikX 1 point ago +1 / -0

maybe returning to monke is not a good idea after all...

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