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Knollsit 213 points ago +213 / -0

r/politics be like: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S ALREADY BEEN DEBOOOOOOOOOOOONKED BY SNOPES

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DystopianDoubleThink 119 points ago +119 / -0

Mook is now a Russian bot.

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ParticleCannon 74 points ago +74 / -0

Will he be shot for treason or for suicide?

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DystopianDoubleThink 50 points ago +50 / -0

The investigation will find that he shot himself in the back of the head and then noosed it, just to be sure.

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shadypollster 28 points ago +28 / -0

Then folded himself up into a Samsonite bag. Never forget Luggage Bastard!

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deleted 15 points ago +15 / -0
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Destineed369 9 points ago +9 / -0

I like the commitment the guy who nail gunned himself in the back of the head 8 times.

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
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kornesque 1 point ago +1 / -0

Momma said anything worth doing once is worth doing eight times.

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Pedeberrycrunch 7 points ago +7 / -0

And the security guards accidentally fell asleep and the cameras weren't working.

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JKillen 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yea this nigga is dead. He must have something else or just say I want to be remembered for one good thing

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SwampView 17 points ago +17 / -0

Arkancide

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Standingoak 3 points ago +4 / -1

SS objects. --Fort Marcy Park

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trumpORbust 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yes

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Gonnamakeitugly 5 points ago +5 / -0

He hanged and quartered himself!

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Pewpew4life 3 points ago +3 / -0

Then fed himself to the pigs

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B1ueCo11ar 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd say Italian, 6 to 1 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Gallons_of_cum 48 points ago +48 / -0

I'm so happy I got permanently banned from r/politics. Reddit is actual cancer

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QuickHands 31 points ago +31 / -0

dont stop there, go to every starbucks in your area, use the free wifi to sign up for reddit, then shitpost until that hotspot is banned. rinse and repeat for every coffee shop, mall, oil change, every place you can find.

every hotspot in the US banned from Reddit = heaven on earth

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TearsMakeTheBestAmmo 14 points ago +14 / -0

Comment is not getting the attention it deserves. IP Blocks for all free wifi locations needs to happen.

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Pewpew4life 9 points ago +9 / -0

Fucking genius 👏

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charliesean 5 points ago +5 / -0

I logged in for the first time in months to upvote this comment.

This absolutely has to happen.

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Pandas4Trump 24 points ago +27 / -3

Only once? I'm in the triple digits

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inspir3dgenius 25 points ago +25 / -0

You should apply for the next season of Dirty Jobs

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FreeCornPop 16 points ago +16 / -0

Underrated comment

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Pedeberrycrunch 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can hear the Mike Rowe voice over now.

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Chuj 9 points ago +9 / -0

Triple? Wow! I was about a dozen I believe

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Chuj 3 points ago +3 / -0

It was a mission to let the third party reader get a glimpse of truth. Hard to navigate their rules and avoid bans.

Is banned once after a leftist insulted me, and I quoted then saying: "why would you call me this ____" I was then banned for hate speech while the leftist continued on. Crazy times

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LastNameNull 8 points ago +8 / -0

I put on some protective eye wear and scanned r/politics top posts. Not a single thread.

"sHe'S nOt aN eLeCteD oFfiCiAL" r/politics mods probably

Also on r/politics at this moment there are 3 separate threads about Clarence Thomas' wife.

Bailed out before eye cancer set in but there you have it.

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Long_time_lurker 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ahh, if you think politics is bad, the eye cancer at witchesvspatriarchy is legendary.

It's so cringe, even the name of that sub gets you.

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GuestRanch -13 points ago +3 / -16

Just a heads up, that this will not lead to what you're looking forward to

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Desperado 15 points ago +15 / -0

Just a heads up. I'm throwing a party. You're not invited.

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TheWorldsOnBathSalts 10 points ago +10 / -0

Bill Clinton the Rapist has a sad.

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Oback_Barama 104 points ago +104 / -0

"Because you'd be in Jail"

I wish he would have followed through on this one.

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Keiichi81 93 points ago +94 / -1

That would've required a DOJ that wasn't 100% out to get him and was instead actually interested in pursuing justice instead of covering up Democrat crimes.

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ThisTrainHasNoBrakes 31 points ago +34 / -3

Maybe he should have appointed a head of it that wasn’t.

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stjdalen 35 points ago +35 / -0

He appointed Sessions who at that time was seen as extremely based and everyone's favorite republican senator. Steven Miller worked for Sessions. Trump and Cruz fought for Sessions' endorsement during the primary

And look how it turned out. Even the 'best' republican senator turned out to be a huge disappointment

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 25 points ago +25 / -0

Even the 'best' republican senator turned out to be a huge disappointment commie faggot.

FTFY, Pede.

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stjdalen 7 points ago +7 / -0

Then he's extremely stealth

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WWG0N3WGA 2 points ago +3 / -1

He is. You wouldn't have Durham and thus this admission here, if it wasn't for Sessions. Trust Sessions.

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kr0m 2 points ago +2 / -0

weird because i'm pretty sure a guy named Bill Barr appointed Durham. Not a guy named Sessions. and both are still garbage, and probably so is Durham.

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FRONK 14 points ago +14 / -0

Good luck doing that when your appointments, such as the AG, have to be approved by the Senate, and the one way to avoid this approval process, via recess appointments, can only occur when the Senate is in recess and not doing any pro forma sessions. Mitch McConnell did not fully recess the Senate and specifically scheduled pro forma sessions to block Trump’s ability to make recess appointments while he was president. Which, as far as I’m aware, was unprecedented.

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resoluteAction 15 points ago +15 / -0

Trump had the only administration in US history with zero official recesses and zero recess appointments. Tells you all you need to know.

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QSWO1 1 point ago +3 / -2

"Drumph made bad decisions". "I know more than drumpf". President Trump pissed me off several times early , and after the 2016 election. I thought I was educated, and sreamed WTF are you doing? He proved he knew more than I did everytime. So I learned to quit 2nd guessing. President Trump's handling of the American flag height at Maralago ought to clue you on in. He let blacks in after he took over, and barred Epstien. Questioning, and calling out while supporting is a thing higher IQ individuals can do.

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stjdalen 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's called the Uniparty for a reason

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magalee 7 points ago +7 / -0

Doesn't he need Mitch the bitch to approve his nominee through the RINO Senate?

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sir-coffee 6 points ago +6 / -0

The only problem is that Mitch McConnell would deny anyone with integrity.

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AlphaOverBetaReturns 30 points ago +31 / -1

The swamp took the initiative with Russia, Russia and sniped Gen. Flynn. The administration allowed itself to get thrown on defense right out the gate. I don't think he recognized the true depths of the swamp the first time around and that is why they're terrified of Trump 2.0.

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DrJosephWarren 21 points ago +22 / -1

None of us did. Nobody.

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Desperado 14 points ago +14 / -0

Indeed. How could any of us have really known until DJT jumped on a grenade and thereby exposed the depth of the swamp?

But too many "patriots" in here want to Monday Morning Quarterback DJT's decisions.

Mental midgets shitting on the shoulders of giants.

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Faulkner 7 points ago +7 / -0

Amen.

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Pedeberrycrunch 5 points ago +5 / -0

Totally agree, and considering who he was, living large, friends with tons of celebrities and politicians (before he announced), does it really seem out-of-character that he would assume people would fall into line once he won? He also applied his power of delegation the same way he'd done in real estate and finance - if you don't know what's going on, hire someone who does. That failed him only because the depth of the swamp. He had no idea the extent of the rats infesting even his own administration.

I'd like to agree with John Hammond, that "Next time, it'll be flawless," but five Jurassic movies in and it's really an exercise in the classical definition of insanity. STILL - I'm optimistic.

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Edinedii 3 points ago +4 / -1

Except Oz is transparently a Hollywood grifter through and through. Look how Ahnold betrayed the people on the jabs/masks.

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Desperado 1 point ago +1 / -0

You missed my point entirely, unless missing my point was the point of your point.

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Spengler-3000 -1 points ago +2 / -3

Lol this is patently false.

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Oback_Barama 9 points ago +9 / -0

I think you are right. I think the swamp realized they fucked up when they put Dementia Joe in with such an obvious cheat. That is why DC was turned into a fortress on for the inauguration.

They know what they did.

They know that we know what they did.

And they know what they deserve for what they did.

Honestly, the swamp would have been better off just laying low for another 4 years and then it would have been back to business as usual, but they just couldn't help themselves.

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krog 4 points ago +4 / -0

These four years, and not allowing a proper economic recovery are probably the reason Joe was installed.

The WEF plans don't work without the world's largest GDP on board.

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Scalpmaster 2 points ago +2 / -0

IMHO, the cheat was designed to be obvious. Never forget how hard they laugh at us.

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War_Hamster 13 points ago +13 / -0

Maybe he still will.

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SALTYinSeattle 8 points ago +8 / -0

THIS.

These things do take time, after all. As much as we'd all like for these people to instantly go down, Trump is all about law, order, and due process.

The election steal of 2020 is tied to the 2016 Hillary bullshit and the Russia Russia Russia Hoax. We all know this...

When you're exposing the biggest crime in the history of our country and bringing down the corrupt power structure... It doesn't just happen overnight.

UltraMAGA is on offense now. I can feel it.

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EdmondDantesDog 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bullshit this would happen overnight if it was Trump being investigated

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SALTYinSeattle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Because the people investigating Trump are corrupt as hell. Even so, he has dipped, dived and dodged all their bullshit investigations and come out as the cleanest man in history.

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EdmondDantesDog 1 point ago +1 / -0

Correct...they had nothing on him.but when has the truth mattered in politics?

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Donger-Lord2 4 points ago +5 / -1

Maybe.

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Filetsmignon -1 points ago +5 / -6

Two weeks

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TommyJarvis 1 point ago +2 / -1

He might want to but by the time he manages to clear out the rot his term will be over

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War_Hamster 2 points ago +2 / -0

I suspect he doesn't get another term until/unless a lot of the rot has already been cleared out.

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QSWO1 2 points ago +2 / -0

That is a educated comment. Will the masses wait? What does a 2024 Presidential winner look like? Will the downward spiral this great country is on be justified again? What is at the bottom of this countries staircase? President Trump addressed these issues with solutions while politicians addressed faggotry. Interesting times ahead for citizens.

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War_Hamster 2 points ago +2 / -0

At this point, I'm just focused on surviving through the mid-terms. It's going to be a wild ride, my friend.

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QSWO1 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Texas AG runoff on Tuesday is kind of a canary in the coal mine that will forecast future races. I know you have family here. My family has rested since 1820 at Gunsite south of Breckenridge.

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Barack-Obama2 0 points ago +1 / -1

It would take a decade or two to fully flush the swamp.

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QSWO1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nope.

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TheMemeMagi1776 8 points ago +8 / -0

Swamp runs deep, he didn't know how many senators were truly corrupted. Had he gone after her they could have pearl clutched, had the FBI make up evidence of wrongdoing, and actually impeach him.

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MasklessMarvel 2 points ago +2 / -0

who do you think is behind this?

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Gallons_of_cum 49 points ago +49 / -0

"Lock her up" is trending on Twitter too. I checked to make sure it was about Hillary and it was. Kinda nice for a change

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TheWorldsOnBathSalts 14 points ago +14 / -0

Is this u/Barrack-Obama2 ‘s alt account?

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sully 2 points ago +2 / -0

Except it's always lunatic lefties hijacking our tags.

I'm sure if you look through the posts with that tag they will be something along the lines of "Hurr durrr stupid racist republicans shouting lock her up but when are we going to lock Trump up for blahblahblah!!"

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The_Expert 1 point ago +1 / -0

The comments from the nut job Dems are just sickening. I hate them, so much.

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FART_IN_THE_TOILET 41 points ago +41 / -0

Well stick a wiener up my ass and give me monkeypox, nobody could’ve even seen this coming.

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johnqpublic864 24 points ago +25 / -1

Big Mike enters your cheeks.

You rang?

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Shayhawk 6 points ago +6 / -0

He said "wiener" not "gorilla sized schlong"

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Zepp87 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gorillas actually have smaller dicks then people. Fun fact.

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chingmongna 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thatsthejoke.jpeg

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johnqpublic864 0 points ago +1 / -1

No refunds

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replies_reshmies 1 point ago +2 / -1

I figured someone would roll over. These aren't people with Flynn-level dedication.

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JanOctSep 28 points ago +28 / -0

Hah! Thats actually his name? Mook? And he’s a henchman for a criminal? You can’t write this shit.

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Inspector71 5 points ago +5 / -0

My thoughts exactly.

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Beast_Pot_Pie 3 points ago +3 / -0

And Sus man.

This timeline....

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Shamb3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh I was wondering whose nickname that was :D

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OkieRedPiller 17 points ago +17 / -0

“Lock Her Up”

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Americangirl1776 16 points ago +16 / -0

Mook didn't kill himself

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TommyJarvis 8 points ago +8 / -0

“He’s a fuckin mook, this guy!”

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My_dick_screamed 2 points ago +2 / -0

OHHHHH!

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covfefe_energy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh holy shit. Dude. Robby Mook is as deep as the system gets. This is fucking YUUUGE.

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ExileOnRedditStreet 16 points ago +16 / -0

Convenient information for the FBI to use in denying their involvement in this.

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2024isNOW 9 points ago +9 / -0

They can’t. Hillary was all over the news and in debates screaming about “17 intelligence agencies agreeeee.”

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MtnMover444 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yep. I believe that like Starr investigating Monica instead of the real scandals in Mena, AR, Durham hoped to only pick the lowest hanging fruit and to protect the brass. Ironically only Sussmann's refusal to plea is forcing the truth to be exposed. Maybe Sussmann resents the system enough to refuse to take the fall alone while the corrupt establishment at the top goes untouched. Never underestimate the power of repressed emotions. The tragedy is of course that that ruthless wench has destroyed the country in her maniacal pursuit of power. She's a real-life villain who would rather see it all burn. She could have come clean at any time during the past 6 years or at least stopped the narrative and the political carnage. But doing the right thing for America is simply not within her capacity.

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DrJosephWarren 1 point ago +1 / -0

Boomski 💥

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Loc12 10 points ago +11 / -1

Proof that when the Dems don't think they can win, they cheat

This shows that by 2020 they would have done anything

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fluffykitten 9 points ago +9 / -0

Mook is about to commit suicide with 2 bullets to the back of the head

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zentoco 1 point ago +1 / -0

And falling from a plane.

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Chuj 7 points ago +7 / -0

Recall that Mook pushed the story to the media. He is very deserving of charges himself.

Former Clinton campaign manager Robby Mook dropped a bombshell in court on Friday - testifying that Hillary Clinton approved the dissemination of allegations that then-candidate Donald Trump had a covert communications channel with a Russian bank, despite campaign officials not being "totally confident" in the rumor, according to Fox News.

Not totally confident? They paid the friggin company to create the fake story. Sheesh!!

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Petes_Agate_Israel 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is the plan. They’ll all blame Hillary because she’s untouchable. And she’ll allow it. Because she’s untouchable. On to the next distraction plebes!

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AlphaNathan 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hangings.

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mass55th 6 points ago +6 / -0

No one on the Clinton team, campaign or otherwise, would have taken it upon themselves to go to the FBI with a phony story against a political opponent, or do anything of that nature, without Hillary having approved it first...especially if they wanted to live.

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DaayTerkErJerbs 6 points ago +6 / -0

It was obvious. Out of the blue with no reporting during a debate she invoked the nonsense russia shit

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Sea_Still 5 points ago +6 / -1

Hope he doesn't suffer an unfortunate suicide by beating

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TommyJarvis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hey I brought some gabba gool…

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Addos 5 points ago +5 / -0

Mook Testifies That 'slab o beef' Approved Trump-Russa Media Dissemination. There fixed it for you.

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jtt888 5 points ago +6 / -1

I need to see handcuffs. Otherwise this is all just theater to say they tried. Oops.

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rebelde_sin_causa 1 point ago +1 / -0

The more I think about it, the more I think being denied the presidency was probably the worst thing that ever could have happened to her. She'll never get over it. Prison could, in a way, validate her sense of martyrdom. Not that I wouldn't cheer when she went.

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LtPatterson 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nothing will happen to her.

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zentoco 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think they'll mix it up, he'll die from an accidental drowning.

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CrazyJimAcosta 4 points ago +4 / -0

LOCK HER UP

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GodKingHarambe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Reddit: "p00000000TiN hAs c0mpRiMisEd HiM!!1!!1!!!"

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MasklessMarvel 4 points ago +4 / -0

they got to the top a lot quicker than I thought they would

she has been implicated in open court

this is going to be great!

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blueeyephoto 4 points ago +4 / -0

that's fine, but we all know the media would rather cover the Johnny Depp trial than this one so no one's going to see anything about this unless they look for it. and dems have their heads so far up their asses, none will ever see it

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16BeatsAOne 2 points ago +2 / -0

That is entirely because that the Depp-Heard. $hit$how is being televised. If this Sussman case was being broadcast, then it would break 1987 Oliver North viewing records.

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MasklessMarvel 2 points ago +2 / -0

the media is powerless now

they are completely ignoring 2000 Mules but millions of people are watching it

Trump will not let this go unnoticed

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SilverBackTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trump needs to spend the rest of his time on earth RICO fucking the Clintons and the rest of the swamp.

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IncredibleMrE1 3 points ago +3 / -0

That tweet has been up for nearly 6 years. Of course she approved it.

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CT2099 3 points ago +3 / -0

When reached for comment, Mrs. Clinton said: "it's a sad day, we are all heartbroken as we mourn the upcoming loss of Mook in that unfortunate accident."

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Yuri_Nator 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is just Durham political theater.

It's all a charade to paint the FBI and DOJ as victims.

The DOJ/FBI would NEVER indict themselves.

It's all bullshit theater.

Prove me wrong.

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Cman70 3 points ago +3 / -0

he dead dead man walking

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67Vert 3 points ago +3 / -0

amusing how leftist maintstream media is not reporting this

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7.62swinebuster 3 points ago +3 / -0

Waiting for Politifact to confirm for the Feds that the witness testimony was in fact perjury..... "We must make sure Mook's misinformation is not allowed" - D.C.

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FORMERCHILDSTAR 3 points ago +3 / -0

They all knew it was bullcrap, the Hillary team, the press, and the FBI. They are just attempting on the witness stand to make it appear they were earnestly trying to decide if they should make public these falsehoods when they knew all along they were going to smear Trump knowing these allegations were total lies.

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krog 3 points ago +3 / -0

You don't fucking say?

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Joe_Snow 2 points ago +3 / -1

That'll be like, what, #70 on her body count?

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TommyJarvis 3 points ago +3 / -0

His name is literally Mook!

I thought we were calling the guy a “mook”.

This is too good!

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JBlaze056 3 points ago +3 / -0

Of course, and Obama was behind all the spying and leaking. Now what.

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awsure 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hildabeast will consume as many “fall guys” as it takes. Sussman is expendable in many ways.

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BoberFett 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sedition. String her up.

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TAIWANNUMBERONE 2 points ago +2 / -0

His name is actually Mook? What's next, George Goomba?

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hillary is gonna cancel Mook for good.

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TheOne555 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hillary should get life imprisonment or public hanging. Nothing will happen though

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evolenmity 2 points ago +3 / -1

2 more weeks

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Cali_kid 2 points ago +2 / -0

Interesting. He will get a hefty fine if convicted. By democrat standards

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BoerboelMummy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Robby Mook did not kill himself

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CMDRConanAAnderson 2 points ago +2 / -0

How the hell did he survive the Clinton goons?

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HolographicTacoSalad 2 points ago +2 / -0

Robby Mook did not kill himself.

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ckover9000 2 points ago +2 / -0

RIP Mook

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sovereign_citizen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here's Nancy Pelosi explaining how this 'wrap-up smear' tactic is used by Democrats.

If the press isn't going to do due diligence on such falsehoods they should be held liable for libel. Politicians, government workers, and anyone else involved with elected positions should be as well.

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BadRadDad 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mook did not kill himself...

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SafestElectionEver 2 points ago +2 / -0

That means that half the country got fooled by the impulse scheming of one disgruntled loser. Damn!