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LesboPregnancyScare 98 points ago +98 / -0

they just cant help but dig their own graves. you would think they would start playing nice but no.

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MoreTorbaLessKushner 47 points ago +48 / -1

They have the backing of the establishment.

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keepamericagreat102 37 points ago +37 / -0

it's worse. something they are afraid to admit. about 80-90% of their users are fake. Which means they stole money from advertisers who were promised eyeballs of real users. They mislead investors, etc... they are a public company, so all of this fraud is punishable.

Basically you are witnessing Enron type of scandal at Twitter. They falsified and faked a lot to steal millions and billions. Once it all comes out, there will be prison sentences for their execs. Just wait till it comes out, it'll be fireworks.

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glow-operator-2-0 15 points ago +15 / -0

Prison, LOL

Go for the throat.

Literally have them dig their own graves. I'll bring the cow puncher and the compressed air.

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patrioticwinning3 6 points ago +6 / -0

Prison? You mean while they await the firing squad, right?

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glow-operator-2-0 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's called a detention area.

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Musicbymuzak 3 points ago +3 / -0

Too merciful, make them suffer

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asiandood 3 points ago +3 / -0

Seriously... People and their fascination with death sentences.... Death is too good and merciful.

I prefer life imprisonment and have them watch their cult ideologue and influential power slowly wither and die before their eyes.

Think of the vengeance Korean film Old Boy.

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Musicbymuzak 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is that the horrible one where they get the guy to sleep with his own daughter after they kept him trapped in a hotel room for like 20 years because he hurt someone's feefees after he found out they were fucking their own sister? 🤮

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asiandood 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep.... you can say trash motive all you want but the guy crafted his vengeance plan masterfully.

My point is.... death is too good for the likes of Hillary, I want to watch her behind bars in her orange suit while Trump reads her mom's wish letter to be POTUS to her face.

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BunnyPicnic 6 points ago +7 / -1

Two more weeks eh?

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Rage1234 1 point ago +2 / -1

Sounds like it.

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murph1953 2 points ago +2 / -0

Iknowdatright

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Viewer01 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m sure there is govt money there paying for propaganda and some secret tacit agreement with the SEC that this fraud isn’t fraud because it’s national security. Or some such load of horse shit.

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LesboPregnancyScare 8 points ago +8 / -0

true, but in taking the company private their support would more limited.

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murph1953 2 points ago +2 / -0

I want to hear their squealings!

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LesboPregnancyScare 2 points ago +2 / -0

oh you will. but taking it private gives Elon more control.

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MR_ROBOT1776 12 points ago +12 / -0

If they're not careful, he's gonna stream himself launching them all into space instead of taking their jobs.

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Wankerton 7 points ago +7 / -0

Launching severed heads into space is much lighter and you can pack more into one pod

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AgentGTO 3 points ago +3 / -0

That is true but then you'd miss the benefits of studying the effect of vacuum on the human body without a pressure suit. If he's going to spend the money to launch them into space, might as well get some good research data to study for the next decade while you're at it.

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Wankerton 1 point ago +1 / -0

You make quite a good point.

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ChuckedBeef 4 points ago +4 / -0

They are probabky trying to chase Elon off. Cunts. I gooe Elon never lets go, even if it means buying at full price regardless of the botting.

It means THAT MUCH for them to preserve their propaganda square so Elon has to stand his ground and take it from them.

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LesboPregnancyScare 3 points ago +3 / -0

they are steeling his resolve by dong what they are doing

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usdodsgssog 52 points ago +52 / -0

Elon just needs to transform into what he's always been meant to become; Batman.

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BasedMedicalDoctor 38 points ago +40 / -2

He’s Ironman imo. Was even in the movie.

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that_sound 31 points ago +31 / -0

Much more likely. We already have confirmation that Donald Trump is Batman

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ThomasJackson 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh yeah?

Name one weld on planet Earth Elon musk had welded with a welder?

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BasedMedicalDoctor 4 points ago +6 / -2

The Ironman suit.

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Drewniverse 4 points ago +4 / -0

kek.

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RowardHoark 12 points ago +12 / -0

I support a nighttime vigilante removing the criminals in the swamp to clean up our country

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MoreTorbaLessKushner 4 points ago +5 / -1

His calling card will be a doge.

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UnitedStatesofSmash 29 points ago +29 / -0

In my day we used to call that hearsay. Otherwise known as bullshit.

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KeepingAmericaGreat 5 points ago +5 / -0

The hearsay from the stewardess?

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DeusVultIntensifies 7 points ago +7 / -0

Or the friend of the stewardess/masseuse, or someone with intimate knowledge of the alleged event, or someone who wishes to remain anonymous? That one? /s

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Greenhills 29 points ago +29 / -0

You lost me at flight attendants actress friend.

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Sarsen1776 9 points ago +10 / -1

I'll put a quarter on this as what actually happened, if there was any visible sausage at all. Elon went to the head and didn't close the door, she walked by and saw mostly nothing. But then the story-telling took over.

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WomenShouldntVote 2 points ago +5 / -3

A story came out this week that Elon flashed his dick at a flight attendant on a private jet and paid her 250k to keep quiet about it.

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LindaSarsourCunt 10 points ago +10 / -0

I mean, let's say he did it just for the sake of argument; $250K? Really? Personally, I'd believe it happened if it was $2.5M or more. Even then, he would not be the first African American man to face extortion attempts.

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IRScansuckmyanus 4 points ago +5 / -1

Beautiful username, fully agree. That's it? These faggots act like flashing your dick is the same as raping someone. Not that Elon probably even did it.

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IvotedforTrumptwice 0 points ago +1 / -1

Also who cares if he did or not? He’s practically a rock star so some peen will be seen. He’s a private citizen not running for president. Like why is he held to that kind of standard?

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IRScansuckmyanus 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't care. Flashing your dick isn't that serious lol

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YesImWhite 1 point ago +1 / -0

The story was she was a masseuse in his hotel room and she denied him sex and continued the massage. Was also the private flight attendant.

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zooty 1 point ago +1 / -0

What happened to "documents"?

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Sansa_Belt 25 points ago +25 / -0

Keep poking the visionary billionaire autist... just keep on poking.

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MoreTorbaLessKushner 11 points ago +12 / -1

Autists are globalist kryptonite.

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Jestre 17 points ago +17 / -0

Would be funny if he ends up owning Twitter for free after the ensuing lawsuits

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Mothertrumprr 15 points ago +15 / -0

Let's supress the guy that wants to buy the platform.... the deep state gonna ride that bitch into the ground

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__I_dindu__nufin_ 14 points ago +14 / -0

Not a lot of plays in the commie playbook, bt they have worked for a century more or less.

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DrJosephWarren 12 points ago +12 / -0

Lol....still trying to retain some small modicum of authoritarian control as their once impenetrable kingdom falls to ashes before them. Flailing and grasping at straws as they vanish like butterfly farts on a breezy afternoon.

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cyberwar 9 points ago +9 / -0

I hope he gets mad and burns twitter down

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thelastlast 6 points ago +7 / -1

if he decides to burn alot more than that he can count me as a soldier.

i think a nice bipartisan gesture- since the 2 parties are an illusion that has worked on us for more than a century- is to disappear Pelosi and McConnell's bloodlines at the same time. that's fair right?

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Cavemantrump 8 points ago +8 / -0

👀🔥👹🔥

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FairElection 6 points ago +6 / -0

It is absolutely great to see Elon Musk fight so hard. If he get twitter, great. If he does not, he will surely build another social media.

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BlackFaceTrudope 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s great to see SOMEONE fight so hard. Not been much fight from anyone except trump.

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CrocodileBeers 5 points ago +5 / -0

They have also been suppressing the thread about the Sussman trial after he mentioned it.

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johnqpublic864 5 points ago +6 / -1

All he did was ask if she wanted to see his rocket blast off. SHE started the countdown!

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PonySoldier66 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is like that gigantic swordfish you hook and fight with for 4 hours.

Hope the line doesn't break.

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IllKissYourBoobies 3 points ago +3 / -0

Consider speaking in positive phrases, fren.

Hope the line stays strong and holds.

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PonySoldier66 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am surely going to need more popcorn.

and Whiskey. And nails.

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IllKissYourBoobies 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck yeah.

Pour a couple!

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ChynahIzAzzhole 3 points ago +3 / -0

10K... "likes".. really. Twitter IN NO WAY manipulated the algorithms to PUSH the story to attack EM.

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LindaSarsourCunt 3 points ago +3 / -0

What's the WWE wrestlers song start off with?

Burn it all down?

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PEPEpeepee 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hanging and firing squads are the only way out of this.

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K-Harbour 1 point ago +1 / -0

Racketeering on the horizon?

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K-Harbour 1 point ago +1 / -0

Somehow, all this feels like the DJ Payola Scandal of the 1960’s…..

….only instead of plugging records and DJ’s, global players are paying social media companies….?

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TheWhitestOfFangs 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn, Barnes seems to be on point again...