Elon Is a Counter Puncher. LAWYER UP (media.patriots.win)          TOP  KEK    
posted ago by Jjones23 ago by Jjones23 +1553 / -0
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EvJohn 56 points ago +56 / -0

Damned good principles.

I'm impressed.

Also filed under: just because you can doesn't mean you should.

NotMyGovernor 0 points ago +3 / -3

My guess is the second statement is for legal reasons

NotMyGovernor 3 points ago +4 / -1

For all those downvoting, it’s very likely he needs to make a statement that he is not weaponizing the law system.

Ffs people don’t be idiots.

PatriotDescendant 23 points ago +23 / -0

I'm getting a freedom boner...

PaigeAshley 21 points ago +21 / -0

Badass mindset! The mindset of winners!

SCP0073 15 points ago +15 / -0

I kinda want to study law now

ThomasJackson 20 points ago +20 / -0

It's a racket.

The people who golf with the judges get whatever they want.

The people who can hire 12 lawyers get most of what they want.

You and I get the big rubbery one.

JLCan 5 points ago +5 / -0

I golf with federal appeal judges and do Christmas parties with Supreme Court judges. I just sent in my 5 bullet points.

MaoHadOnly1Testicle 2 points ago +2 / -0

For real?

doug2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Its the fairest racket man can think of, and believe me a racket is inevitable one way or another

ThomasJackson 1 point ago +1 / -0

eventually you need men with guns to protect you

becky21k1 -2 points ago +8 / -10

Now you know why Trump spent so much time playing golf

NoComment 14 points ago +14 / -0

No resume or CV bullshit just give me no-bullshit bulletpoints lol

Barbs 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yeah, the Twitterati lawyers are bristling over that, “an exceptional lawyer can’t summarize their career in a few bullet points.”


doug2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sure you can. If you can't thats because you're a faggot, not because it's not possible.

JLCan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Agreed, that's how they weed out certain personalities.

Ioxvm 12 points ago +12 / -0

Wait now.. he is going to have a hard time with that.

He is asking for ETHICAL lawyers? Don't they remove that part of your brain before you get to take the bar?

Jjones23 [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

Currently studying for the Bar. Can confirm, I’m a scum bag.

MemeLawd 11 points ago +11 / -0

eLoN MuSk IsNt BaSeD

RedditSuxAss 7 points ago +8 / -1

heZ iMpuRe, YoU GuiZe

potbelliedgoblino 4 points ago +4 / -0


doug2 2 points ago +3 / -1

Why does it have to be all or nothing with you retards

1st_Covfefe 9 points ago +9 / -0

This guy.

Comntrinchief 8 points ago +8 / -0

Not gonna lie. This gave me an erection.

Gunmolester 5 points ago +5 / -0

2 months ago i was asking "Where is our billionaire"? ...I have my answer...THANK YOU Elon

PraiseBeToScience 4 points ago +6 / -2

He just asked for 3 to 5 bullets of exceptional ability. Didn't say shit about being a lawyer. I'm in.

  • I once karate chopped an F-35 and it fixed a major component failure.
  • I've fired a .460 revolver only once, and I gonged a 200 yard steel plate with that single shot, just using the ironsights. I quit so I could claim undefeated accuracy.
  • I can lick my own toes from a standing position.
Lowwdown 2 points ago +2 / -0

You had me at karate chopped.

HypnoToad00 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good eye, you should add that you are more observant than most to your bullet points. Doesn't say anywhere that being an actual Lawyer is a requirement. Here is my exceptional ability.

  • I never went to Law school and have a limited, possibly completely misunderstood understanding of the legal system. Yet some how my most upvoted comment on this site is legal advice.
  • I watched Matlock in a bar last night.
  • I would tell Twitter that this is the most blatant case of false advertising since the movie The Neverending Story.
MaoHadOnly1Testicle 1 point ago +1 / -0

I see you've learned from the very best. Lionel Hutz aka Miguel Sanchez is the greatest lawyer in the history of law.

HypnoToad00 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol, indeed I have. Lionel Hutz aka Miguel Sanchez voiced by the late great Phil Hartman is possibly the best side character from the Simpsons early seasons. Crackle has seasons 3 and 4 of News Radio for free. Phil Hartman in his Prime!

DoozerChuck 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cherry tomato 50 yards with a .22

Come at me

Maga_bigly 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tits or GTFO

MaoHadOnly1Testicle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Martial arts expert and world-class sniper. Fuck the lawyer stuff, join Elon's security team.

BostonVoter 1 point ago +1 / -0

2 more bullets if you want the job

JuliusEvola 4 points ago +5 / -1

I have a feeling this will be one of the defining tweets of the 21st century.

If we take america back from the globalists - Elon will have been a major catalyst in this great fight.

May he find Christ & stay true to his honorable ambitions.

For the record, I’m still skeptical about the man’s liberal girlfriend and neurolace.

If Elon becomes orthodox Christian & exposes how atrocious our “greatest ally” is, then I will believe he’s unstoppably based.

For now, this is some real inspiring stuff coming from a tech billionaire given that those types are usually leftists and Marxist Jews who pretend to be white when they’re saying whites deserve to be replaced and pretend to be a victim when people expose their double standards such as how they complain about “disproportionalities” while they own almost all the banks, media, tech, pharma, Hollywood & porn studios. Etc.

Anyway point is GO ELON & go TO HELL LARRY FINK.

Kpak76 3 points ago +3 / -0

I might have to buy a Tesla after all this.

TruthWillOut 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is the way.

Fuck_reddit34 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hairy clackers bruh.

barwhack 1 point ago +1 / -0

Impressing me.

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ladypatriot_games 1 point ago +1 / -0

I want to be a part of this dream team

NotMyGovernor 1 point ago +1 / -0

I bet his second statement is legalise

djentropyhardcore 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think Elon Musk is Batman.

CaptainForehead 1 point ago +1 / -0

I should send Elon some cash.

djentropyhardcore 1 point ago +1 / -0

Guys, I have a sneaking suspicion Elon Musk lives in a cave with a dude named Robin

TheMadManDidItAgain -5 points ago +1 / -6

So... here's what I'm thinking.

  1. He has liberals buy the Tesla, because it's a cool car
  2. He rich people buying Teslas because the expensive ones are a real status symbol
  3. Now, he's figured out a way to get republicans to buy the car, not to save the environment, but because he's doing this.

Just a thought. I hope Elon is genuine and not just playing us.

Barbs 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nah, this is an offensive as well as defensive team. We’re not getting played.

Yesterday Twitter’s board insisted the deal would move forward at the agreed upon price, despite Elon’s claims about bots, and today he announces he’s forming a hardcore legal team that answers directly to him.

Wyatt Earp is coming, and he’s bringing hell with him.

TheMadManDidItAgain 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hope so.

I think it's funny, I propose an idea to discuss and it gets down voted. Thanks for sharing your idea!

doug2 1 point ago +2 / -1

Its actually not a bad idea. I pitched the idea that he came out as "Republican" to get ahead of the jerking off scandal... so everyone would think "o this is payback for being a republican"

TheMadManDidItAgain 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah... What's wrong with questioning motives?

PatrickHangry 1 point ago +1 / -0

Elon specifically mentions that Tesla will be hiring these lawyers. Tesla is a publicly traded company with a fiduciary duty to all shareholders, so these lawyers aren't going to be able to go after Twitter to litigate their fraud with respect to Elon's purchase as an individual.

Instead, I think this is more about getting ahead of the dirty games that he expects Deep State proxies to play against the company whose stock makes him the richest man in the world. For instance, if institutions like Blackrock drop Tesla from managed 401k's for provably political reasons, then both Tesla and the class of 401k beneficiaries might conceivably have grounds to sue.

Junionthepipeline 1 point ago +1 / -0

Only the stupidest of idiots buy an electric car no matter who makes it

iDontShift -6 points ago +1 / -7

maybe we should talk to the true tesla founders and ask them what your word is worth

Barbs 5 points ago +5 / -0

The ones who just put batteries and electric motors into other manufacturer’s cars?

Lol, what a pathetic comeback.