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HappyHelper 47 points ago +47 / -0

I'll bet Russian formula isn't 78% various vegetable based oils(sooooy) like ours are.

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HeavyMetalPatriot 45 points ago +45 / -0

Russian baby formula is 78 proof vodka!

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covok48 6 points ago +6 / -0

It builds character.

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Yuri_Nator 1 point ago +1 / -0

Borscht.

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minttea2 15 points ago +15 / -0

You would be correct. Even their lowest end formulas. Or any corn syrup.

One of their larger 100% made in Russia forrmla/baby food brands: https://infaprim.com/en/categories/baby-food/

Mostly demineralized whey, then oil, then powdered cow milk, then vitamins and stuff. Demineralized whey is whey (from milk - re curds & whey) but is "demineralized" to hace more lactose per gram than whey that has not been demineralized.

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OldGreg 30 points ago +30 / -0

Joe: “SANCTION THOSE INFANTS! What do they smell like?”

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Flipakademsarepedos 7 points ago +7 / -0

Let’s find a way to take putin’s help directly without the fraudulent illegitimate foreign owned government acting as a middleman and siphoning off of us

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OldGreg 11 points ago +11 / -0

Smuggling formula through Mexico on mules?

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BillionsAndBillions 7 points ago +7 / -0

Modern solutions! I like it.

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samgab 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't think AOC will want to be involved...

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OldGreg 3 points ago +3 / -0

KEK!

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MythArcana 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was going to comment in this thread, but not after reading this. Enjoy the +1.

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OldGreg 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL, sorry, fren.

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Boudicca2 15 points ago +15 / -0

I remember when Hugo Chavez wanted to send Americans cheap gas, too. https://www.chron.com/news/nation-world/article/Chavez-offers-cheap-gas-to-needy-Americans-1513738.php

World leaders always punk each other, play chess with each other from air conditioned offices with crystal wine goblets and fine porcelain plates filled with food, but it's always the people that suffer and go without while these games are played.

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HeavyMetalPatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kek.

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Joeret 3 points ago +3 / -0

Getting help from other countries or even attempting to works. ](https://www.amusingplanet.com/2019/03/how-soviet-helped-vulcan-american-town.html)

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 13 points ago +13 / -0

Definitely a nicer and more caring man than anyone on the American Left. That was very thoughtful of him, I hope our leadership accepts it.

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MoreTorbaLessKushner 11 points ago +13 / -2

The scum running our country would NEVER accept it.

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Groundpounder 6 points ago +6 / -0

Can he smuggle in some more fuel or fertilizer while he’s at it? Just hide it in baby bottles or something

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BeefyBelisarius 6 points ago +7 / -1

And maybe get us a few of those new AK12s?

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YeDragonEnergy 7 points ago +7 / -0

Any of their AKs would be nice. Pretty fucking dumb that European countries can still buy Russian AKs because of Swiss/Italian importation laws but we can't

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prayinpede 3 points ago +3 / -0

And some 9x39

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BeefyBelisarius 1 point ago +2 / -1

And some surplus nugget feed.

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johnny96816 6 points ago +6 / -0

The Democrats are all amateurs. Sure they can rig the vote like no other but then actually doing something intelligent while in office is completely different.

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talltellmanson 3 points ago +3 / -0

They're using the decades of experience from the CIA having overthrown dozens of government in the past.

They create nothing. Only use the tools created by better men to steal for their own benefit. They'll destroy everything for their own personal gain

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Lowersidecustoms 6 points ago +6 / -0

Putin thinking how can I turn Americans against their government so they lose support?

Too late Vlad, we already hate our government and don’t support them even a little, have you seen Biden’s approval rating?

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Wheres_Varg 5 points ago +5 / -0

Please Lord God, please let this happen. I know a business where they got a massive Ukrainian flag draped out front, and I need to go in there and brag about what a wonderful leader Putin is.

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chanel_rions_aquanet 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is Putin hanging around .Win?? I posted a meme about this but I used Somalia as the supplier XD

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pray4peace4 4 points ago +5 / -1

Biden is so bad, he makes Putin look like an actual saint.

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Symonize 4 points ago +4 / -0

How long before Biden says he would block any aid...

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2016TrumpMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'd put him at third. Trump, Musk, Putin.

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Magatronic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Only because our ULTRA-TROLLER-IN-CHIEF had his rightful re-election stolen.

Putin would be #2 at best if our GOP weren’t traitors.

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BunnyPicnic 2 points ago +2 / -0

This would actually be awesome. I guarantee you, Democrats would be against this. They'd say he was trying to poison our babies.

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ravioli_king 2 points ago +2 / -0

A generous offer, but can people trust him?

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2MoreWeeksTeeheehee 2 points ago +2 / -0

I read somewhere, I don’t know if it’s true or not, but allegedly Putin said that if the regime here started putting Americans in concentration camps that he would intervene

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HumblePig 1 point ago +1 / -0

What's he make of our J6 political prisoners, if not that?

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2MoreWeeksTeeheehee 2 points ago +2 / -0

He did actually comment “why do you have political prisoners”

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brundlefly777 1 point ago +1 / -0

Clown world knows no peak. That's unreal.

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taxationistheftt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Putin is more american than biden

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GrayManNumber333 1 point ago +1 / -0

Him, Trump and Elongate are top contenders.

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STIDGIT64 1 point ago +1 / -0

If Putin would put a million dollar contract out on Biden, Harris, pelosi, schumer, warren AMERICA would gladly pay homage to him

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Johnny108 1 point ago +1 / -0

Top kek.

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PatrickHangry 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is such an embarrassment to us, but I can't really blame him for the trolling. Touche.

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samgab 1 point ago +1 / -0

#2...

My man Mr Trump still takes the win.

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So_Much_Happening 1 point ago +1 / -0

PAPA PUTIN!!!!!

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crash7863 1 point ago +1 / -0

Western banks vs Russian banks is the only reason why we are at arms. It's the banks. Figure out the rest of the details.

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GetWokeGetBroke 0 points ago +1 / -1

White liberal Americans love thinking they're everybody's saviors, this is devastating to them.