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Groundpounder 54 points ago +54 / -0

And then Hilary dons the pizza delivery hat, subverting his entire security apparatus

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User_X 34 points ago +35 / -1

Why are the door knockers on the inside?

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pikX 12 points ago +12 / -0

is the joke not that it has all those locks but theyre on the outside so they accomplish nothing?

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unicornpoop 9 points ago +9 / -0

Ima just go in through the window...

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LetsG0Brandon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Slide down the chimney like santé claws

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Nunyo 9 points ago +9 / -0

He gets locked in and burned down.

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LetsG0Brandon 7 points ago +7 / -0

CCP, that you?

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Nunyo 5 points ago +5 / -0

No. A new Clinton lawyer.

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MagaDistributor 2 points ago +2 / -0

They're the same thing.

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KINGOJ007 5 points ago +7 / -2

this is retarded

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Injustice 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's a deterant like abortion is...

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-c-i-a- 2 points ago +3 / -1

The doors aren't even hung. They're standing in the middle of a room.

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Atomstein 7 points ago +7 / -0

He took his advice from the DHS Misinformation board

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BeefyBelisarius 1 point ago +2 / -1

They didn't tell him to fire a shotgun through the door?

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User_X 2 points ago +3 / -1

Ever walk up to a door and it's already knocking?

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TommyLasordasBallBag 6 points ago +6 / -0

Actually pretty common for safehouses in high profile cases against mobsters back in the day. They would have their informant protected by security and had a morse code style "password" to exit.

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Injustice 1 point ago +1 / -0

Still it's weird for the door man be on the outside because them he can be incapacitated and you figure the combo on your own.

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WinkingPede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good eye! After a second look, who stole the walls?

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cyberrigger 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why are the door knockers on the inside?

botched trans surgery

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somedaysoon 26 points ago +26 / -0

Absolutely no mainstream media outlets reported on his testimony today yet I remember them running head over heels to "debunk" the "conspiracy theory" that Hillary wanted to frame trump for Russian collusion.

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GEOTUSMAGA 10 points ago +10 / -0

Lol rookies. Double doors are the easiest to bust down.

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Qualityproduct 9 points ago +9 / -0

Considering there's no hinges or frame, I'd just walk around.

This must be an exhibit in court to show how he killed himself behind a locked door with a flamethrower that was on the other side of the door, naybe

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PraiseBeToScience 0 points ago +2 / -2

It's most likely a showroom display for a place that sells locks so you can just go 'oh, that one'.

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MythArcana 9 points ago +9 / -0

Daily reminder that the Hillary campaign killed Justice Scalia with a pillow.

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Riolinda 5 points ago +5 / -0

I remember him sounding like his brain just got fried morning after Trump won in 2016… like he short-circuited thinking about all the corruption that just got sidelined.

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nightingalemori 4 points ago +4 / -0

tf? who is robby?

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slangin_paint 2 points ago +2 / -0

massive faggot

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thebest2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

Cockroaches that are infected with arkancide are already inside the apartment.

He will be the first monkeypox death probably

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Palazzolo1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hilderbeast knows that she can't be acquitted. So, Mook has done what he was told to do to help expedite the verdict so that the beast can receive her presidential pardon and be done with it. And once again, the Clintons get away with it.

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OneArmedViolinist 3 points ago +3 / -0

Robby Mook didn't Epstein himself.

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mailinvoter 3 points ago +3 / -0

If had dirt on the Clintons (I DO NOT HAVE ANY!!!), I would have 24 hour surveillance cameras around my house and a body cam that uploads to the cloud and live streamed at all times. Regrettably, that would not save my life, but I would hope people would know I didn't shoot myself twice in the back of the head and then hang myself.

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DystopianDoubleThink 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Can't we just drone him?" - HRC

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Drewniverse 3 points ago +3 / -0

LPL would sawzall straight down the middle.

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Girthquakes 3 points ago +3 / -0

Plot twist: he's actually on the other side, hanging by a scarf from the doorknob.

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-c-i-a- 1 point ago +2 / -1

With a giant, fortified election.

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grandfather_nurgle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Catch me up been at the beach all week.

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SpezIsANazisCumRag 2 points ago +3 / -1

So which black neighborhood does this Robby Mook live in?

Trick question, it doesn't matter!

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johnny96816 2 points ago +2 / -0

Three shots to the back of the head. Yep, another suicide by a Clinton associate.

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Kavantar 2 points ago +2 / -0

Someone's gonna get offed... Anyone know the odds on favorite?

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Uncle_Remus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh please. They’re not going to kick in his door. He’s not Roger Stone.

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Ferzth 2 points ago +2 / -0

How ironically sad that the Killary(tm) Arkancide Machine is still going strong, while true Justice, so far, goes unused and Treason and Sedition go unpunished by Patriots.

But Robbie, you laid down with dogs, knowingly cashed your checks, and now you wake up to Truth knocking on your own door.

Killary herself brings death to Traitors and Quislings.

Perhaps the Lord works in more mysterious ways than we mere mortals can comprehend.

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 2 points ago +2 / -0

ROBBY MOOK, EPSTEIN, HARAMBE, VINCE FOSTER, ET AL., DID NOT KILL THEMSELVES

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Lisa05 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bahahahahahaha, gasp, good [email protected]!

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KylePimpinHouse 2 points ago +3 / -1

AS A GAY, BROWN MAN, WE DONT APPROVE OF THIS LIBERAL CUCK

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ChynahIzAzzhole 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hope his var doesn't B.L.O.W up... like the poor kid that was dating the Georgia's Govenors, daughter.

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Edinedii 2 points ago +2 / -0

Love these locked-room mysteries.

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clownworld30330 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can run and you can hide

But you can't outrun the arkancide

  • From the lyrics of Arkancide, by Hillary!
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Genericwhitemale 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who's Robby Mook?

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PraiseBeToScience 0 points ago +2 / -2

I dunno but that names sounds fake as hell lol

What was Joe Bagadonuts busy?

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slangin_paint 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kek

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HKgoneWild 2 points ago +2 / -0

Twas a mostly accidental peaceful extrajudicial accident...

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MocksFordComma 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's not enough.

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 2 points ago +2 / -0

Robby Mook didn't Epstein himself.

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spez__ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Literally named Mook.

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that_guy_pming_tits 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was literally gone for one day. Who the fuck is Robby Mook?

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Muddbutt86 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who?

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BostonVoter 1 point ago +1 / -0

One kick !

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Junosu 1 point ago +1 / -0

And that's just the bathroom door...

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TommyLasordasBallBag 1 point ago +1 / -0

Needs more shotgun boobytraps

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Slothboy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Normalize context

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