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Fucking idiots (media.patriots.win) 💩   SHITPOST   💩
posted ago by kek_saved_the_world ago by kek_saved_the_world +2666 / -14
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-f-b-i- 287 points ago +288 / -1 stickied

I'm going to flair this shitpost because I can't find it. It's sad I don't know if it's fake or true though.

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airborne3502 173 points ago +173 / -0

This is the Babylon Bee, right?

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-Evspra- 125 points ago +129 / -4

hilariously enough, it's from a /pol/ thread. OP is a clown who believes everything he reads online.

https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/378678585

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behemoth887 46 points ago +46 / -0

you can't satirize the left cuz no matter how insanely retarded you make it there's a possibility that it's real

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bigdickhangsright 15 points ago +15 / -0

And if it isn't real it eventually will be

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lolzor21 4 points ago +4 / -0

dont slippery slipsipslope me

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Justhalftheshaft 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yep I could tell it was fake but it felt like there was a small chance

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Smarmcastic 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well sure it could be ..... signed, the M&M's people.

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Induceddrag 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can you blame them? Pop does have purple hair

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Coprolite 2 points ago +7 / -5

I mean it has a shitpost flair soooooooooooo it's probably a shitpost.

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-Evspra- 12 points ago +13 / -1

it didn't when i commented. a mod finally added the flair when he couldn't find proof that this was real

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QuickHands -9 points ago +1 / -10

You sound like you have a stick firmly lodged up your asshole. Maybe take a step back, Mr 74 Day Account, and learn how to be more respectful to other posters before throwing a bitch fit over a shitpost

How many other accounts are you juggling anyways? Going days/weeks at a time between posts. Your oldest post is a month old, but account is 74 days old. What's your deal? You clearly aren't shy, you didn't lurk for 45 days before posting. Did you sign up for a whole pile of accounts for if/when your other accounts got banned for being a piece of shit or a shill?

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-Evspra- 3 points ago +5 / -2

irony is lost on some, but i'm glad it's not lost on you.

i don't mind linking my main account if that would satiate your curiosity, but you may be even more upset that my join date is before yours :(

also, why do you sound like those losers on twitter? such low energy. so sad.

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QuickHands 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm sure it is dick sucker, and my reddit join date has posts on TRP/TD/MrTrump long before yours. You want to do this dick measuring contest now or later?

You're a lying fuck face and it's not hard to tell. Again: you signed up for an account 75 days ago but didn't post until 45 days into it. You signed up for a whole batch of accounts because the fuckface organization you work for likes to gameplan for if/when PDW shuts down signups, or starts requiring personal information, etc.

You aren't fooling anyone dipshit

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-Evspra- 1 point ago +1 / -0

very, very impressive mental illness, anger and obsession with join dates. you'd put the twitter leftists to shame. it's also as if you've forgotten that this isn't the only site on communities.win, which is sad because this is a nice platform.

https://patriots.win/u/qmqz/

i won't bother replying any further. get help. have a great day.

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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brotatofarmer -5 points ago +3 / -8

So you mean like 99% of the people here?

Just two more weeks.

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BidenLikesMiners 0 points ago +1 / -1

two more weeks until brotato finds a new meme 👌🐸

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brotatofarmer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Only need this one. It perfectly encapsulates this forum's copium addiction.

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NoCoupForYou 34 points ago +34 / -0

Ha, came into the comments to say just this.

Kellogg's a day late and a dollar short, and way too much money for a cheap commodity.

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ColoradoTrumper45 17 points ago +17 / -0

It's Bee worthy, but not officially from them.

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fac1 14 points ago +14 / -0

I went like 30 seconds believing it before I saw the "shitpost" flair.

It would be entirely unsurprising, given Kellogg's recent history:

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2021/05/25/kelloggs-teams-with-glaad-to-promote-lgbtq-cereal/

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MemeWarsVet 9 points ago +9 / -0

Looks like this is a shitpost - for now. . .

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caKAG 12 points ago +12 / -0

Just wait 6 months and it will be real

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MacManus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Isn’t that a rule? Can’t remember the name of the rule.

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DJTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

Jones law

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BidenLikesMiners 0 points ago +1 / -1

Dems Consent law

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King5150 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kellogg's is secretly testing the water

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Brandon 74 points ago +75 / -1

In today's is it Babylon Bee or not .....

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MakeAmericaGreat9 18 points ago +18 / -0

Literally made me laugh out loud. Stay a fucking clown world we live in.

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Keiichi81 9 points ago +9 / -0

The Babylon Bee is really just Next Year's News Today.

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logan34 5 points ago +5 / -0

I honestly DO NOT know. It's harder then Final Jeopardy.

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caw_86 3 points ago +3 / -0

It should be a daily, too bee or not too bee

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Smarmcastic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Babylon Bee Da Troot!

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VoidWanderer 58 points ago +58 / -0

"So how is this going to help us sell cereal?"

"Cereal?"

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deleted 15 points ago +15 / -0
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CaptainButthurt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Next you're gonna tell me that manbearpig is not half man and half bear and half pig but only a third each!

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LampshadeDisco 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sthay that with a lithsp

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ColoradoTrumper45 6 points ago +7 / -1

I feel like throwing up... which I suppose could result in eating more cereal later.

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barwhack 4 points ago +4 / -0

Since the societal divorce, we don't grok the same memes: the left and us pedes. Normies see both. Keep it up. The stupider they are revealed, the better; cut deep, lay bare, flay wide the carapace of juicy stupid leftism.

For your own sanity: don't cast pearl to swine, though. Your memes are to redpill normies unto centipedal enlightenment; the lefties are objects of ridicule.

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hocuspocusfocusjeep 25 points ago +25 / -0

This slope sure is slippery

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EvJohn 15 points ago +16 / -1

Almost like it's been lubed.

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pelosis_liver 8 points ago +8 / -0

Thuper thlippery

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_deleted_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

U mEaN tHe LoGiCaL FaLlAcY?!?????

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TrumpWonByALandslide 18 points ago +18 / -0

No way is this real. Right? ... Right?

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GEOTUSMAGA 16 points ago +16 / -0

No, but they did have a LGBTWTFBBQ cereal last year.

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16BeatsAOne 3 points ago +3 / -0

You are not up to speed on their latest Alphabet Soup.

LGGBDTTIQQAAPP

And the descriptive associated with each letter is just as ridiculous.

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Donaldino 2 points ago +2 / -0

LGBBQ and that's final.

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ab1ab1 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Organized Faggotry" (sorry, dykes and other freakazoids).

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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TrumpWonByALandslide 1 point ago +1 / -0

I leave it at LGB.

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Donaldino 3 points ago +3 / -0

The BBQ is for when they're burned at the stake

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Muzzah 1 point ago +1 / -0

Should have contacted Alphabits! 🤣

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fac1 3 points ago +3 / -0

It would be entirely unsurprising, given Kellogg's recent history:

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2021/05/25/kelloggs-teams-with-glaad-to-promote-lgbtq-cereal/

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The_Daydreamer 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s correct. It’s fake.

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YellowCrazyAnt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do you not see the purple hair? Dead give away it’s real.

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Snoman 13 points ago +13 / -0

Also known as Corn PoP in the dark corners of the interwebs

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MudDog 1 point ago +1 / -0

That Corn PoP was a bad dude, but has now transitioned to a "female"

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Tw0d 13 points ago +13 / -0

Are you kidding me 👀

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Taylor3006 2 points ago +2 / -0

Really should have chose "Snap" as the trans since quite a few will have a mental breakdown and off themselves.

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FredRedd 11 points ago +11 / -0

Before I allow my blood pressure to spike - I want to confirm whether this is real of like the otghers have asked - A Babylon Bee feature.

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EvJohn 12 points ago +12 / -0

C'mon man. Stop pretending any of us can tell the difference these days.

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FredRedd 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good point… we DO live deep in clown world these days.

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ColoradoTrumper45 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not the Bee, but not from Kelloggs either.

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HeavyMetalPatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can't find it via Google or on CNN

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deplorabetty 7 points ago +7 / -0

We need a link or a shitpost flair

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CT2099 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's a shitpost Here's the authors page No kellogg listed https://www.cnn.com/profiles/helen-regan

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The_Daydreamer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Try a deletion. This is what 4chan calls “a slide thread”.

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ExileOnRedditStreet 6 points ago +6 / -0

Can't they just have Froot Loops?

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OrangeCatBad 5 points ago +5 / -0

I keep on saying remove your cash from the public entities

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My_dick_screamed 4 points ago +4 / -0

Shitpost flair needed

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tiamat 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just why, there's no upside to this, who is making these decisions.

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The_Daydreamer 2 points ago +2 / -0

OP made the decision, because this is fake.

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journalist 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is the Bee right 🐝

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Sumarongi 3 points ago +4 / -1

There is no peak to 🤡 🌎

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laylahege 3 points ago +3 / -0

She was a bad dude

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SavageJack 3 points ago +3 / -0

I didn't search very heavily, but I could not find this with a search on CNN, Brave, or Google.

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Groundpounder 3 points ago +3 / -0

Slap, Crackhead, and Flop

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Oback_Barama 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shortdrop, Sudden, and Stop

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Bramage 3 points ago +3 / -0

No such thing as a "trans woman"...either you were born a woman or you were not. What a fucked up society.

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-Evspra- 3 points ago +3 / -0

OP is a dumbass that fell for a /pol/ meme. Mods are dumbasses for not checking source/shitpost flairing.

https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/378678585

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NyetFlexNSchill 3 points ago +3 / -0

*Now with Monkey Pox!

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D3PL0R4BL3 3 points ago +3 / -0

I mean, I would have expected this from Snap or Crackle, but not Pop.

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Bullet3250 3 points ago +3 / -0

It is important - for many reasons - to boycott all Kelloggs products.

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MetalRiddle 3 points ago +3 / -0

Snap, Crackle and Chop....

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KylePimpinHouse 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like trans women. Michelle Obama was one and I never mind, she did fuck up school lunches though.

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Bastard 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Oh, Snap!"

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Sumarongi 2 points ago +3 / -1

It’s like they want to go bankrupt

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Kholland65 2 points ago +2 / -0

Short for “corn pop”. Biden’s favorite cereal.

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Omicron 2 points ago +2 / -0

They’re fucking cereal elves.

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CT2099 2 points ago +3 / -1

This is a troll post

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OneArmedViolinist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Clown Mountain has no summit. It just goes on forever.

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AbrahamLincoln 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's a bottomless abyss of clowns all the way down.

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3dandy 2 points ago +2 / -0

I swear if Biden tells me Corn pop is now a woman I'm going to make it a bumper sticker and stick it on lefty's cars.

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AbrahamLincoln 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's a bad dude lady.

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Ez_mac 2 points ago +2 / -0

This made me laugh out loud

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The_RedWolf 2 points ago +2 / -0

I had to check, because shit I wouldn't doubt it

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CovfefeVideo 2 points ago +2 / -0

It should have been Trap, Crackle and Pop.

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barwhack 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't eat carbs, so this'll be easy. Might open some product in-store, though...

Carefully placing it upside down. It's trans-packaged.

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RoninIV 2 points ago +2 / -0

When these fucked up groomed kids start to rebel, there's going to be hell to pay for those who are pushing this demonic bullshit.

Good.

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Les_Deplorables 2 points ago +2 / -0

WTF! Has the whole world gone homo?!

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Maskurbator 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fake you guys. Just a joke.

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Scumbag-reddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is hilarious and I wish it was real.

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The_Daydreamer 2 points ago +3 / -1

Ahem.

FAKE AND GAY.

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OGpsywar 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fake and Gay .. Just like if it were real. 😂

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logan34 1 point ago +1 / -0

For now.

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Lake_Walker 2 points ago +2 / -0

They would pick the one in pseudo military dress known as the RCMP.

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MySidesGoUp 2 points ago +2 / -0

Corn Pop was a bad dude, 🤠

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Demig80 2 points ago +2 / -0

All this on top of Ronald McDonald turning into a pedophile serial killer. Where is this world going to?!

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BigIronBigIron 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pop, more like Fop eyyy ooooo

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bupk1s 2 points ago +2 / -0

YOUR JOB IS TO SELL CEREALS NOT FUCKING SENDING POLITICAL MESSAGES! STICK TO SELLING CEREALS YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKERS

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Rpxtoreador 2 points ago +2 / -0

Found CornPop. Bad man

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Ishaye 2 points ago +2 / -0

Today Babylon bee tomorrow reality

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knnbccb 2 points ago +2 / -0

Corn Pop was a bad dude.