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posted ago by DMFT ago by DMFT +353 / -1

Until I get married to the most beautiful, smart, talented, and God fearing woman in the world! I just wanted to share it with y’all. :)

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K-Harbour 12 points ago +12 / -0

Same here. In just two more weeks, I’ll find the most beautiful, smart, talented, God fearing woman of my dreams….

…two more weeks.

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Mungo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good luck with that.

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DMFT [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bigly

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IMAMAN 5 points ago +5 / -0

Congratulations

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Hassayamper 5 points ago +5 / -0

Congratulations! Make plenty of babies and raise them right!

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DMFT [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

We’re planning on having 3 kids :)

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GrayManNumber333 1 point ago +1 / -0

Planning? Sounds like something planned parenthood would endorse. How about this: no birth control ever again, as much sex as you can take and no pull outs.

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DMFT [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

We would but then she’d just Ben pregnant 100% of the time and we can’t afford that with XiBiden’s inflation.

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GrayManNumber333 1 point ago +1 / -0

You can’t afford not to have a constantly pregnant wife with the inflation. Sacrifice the vacations and dining out, that’s a poor return anyway. The kids will help you keep more of your pay anyway.

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KekistaniCitizen -1 points ago +1 / -2

Those are rookie numbers

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BlueEyedDevil 4 points ago +4 / -0

Congratulations.

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DMFT [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you!

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tonkabodhi 4 points ago +4 / -0

❤️❤️

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Mintap 3 points ago +3 / -0

Two more weeks...

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RohdKill_2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Same here! June 9! Congrats to ya!

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DMFT [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Congrats!!!!!

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FreeSpeechMaster 3 points ago +3 / -0

ATTA BOY, PEDE!!! We look forward to you guys celebrating your 75th wedding anniversary some day and showing us pics of your seven children, thirty grandchildren and sixty great-grand children!!!

All the best, from Texas!

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DMFT [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks! That’s the dream!

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sandinyourteeth 3 points ago +3 / -0

🥂

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Susurro 3 points ago +3 / -0

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

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Dialectic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Winning! Make a herd of awesome babies and try to homeschool them. Activate

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DMFT [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s the plan :)

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MeMargie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Congrats !

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DMFT [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you!

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Mungo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Treat her right.

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DMFT [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s the plan :)

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MajJamesMcFarlane 2 points ago +2 / -0

My condolences

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Groundpounder 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s probably racist and homophobic, so have fun! 😎

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dirtymikeandthebois 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gay

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DMFT [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fellas, is it gay to marry a woman as a man? 🤔

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Jkno1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good for you. They are almost impossible to find.

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DMFT [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

True that. God has certainly blessed me, I met her by pure chance.

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slimcoat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Your own Mardi Gras? Nice. :)

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DMFT [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don’t get it...

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slimcoat 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was checking to see if you were somebody I knew in my personal life. ;)

You're not -- but congrats!

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GrayManNumber333 1 point ago +1 / -0

Make a baby! Do it now!

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DMFT [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Waiting until marriage :)