Bitch trying to play hard to get when she is hard to want

Tell me you're in a cult, without saying you're in a cult.

What in god's name is that

It could have saved a lot of words by just saying liberal retards only

Your terms are acceptable.

Triggly Puff has evolved.

This is the result of the Michelin man trying to transition to a woman. Blame the degeneracy that is shoujo anime for this.

Someone ate a case of scooter pies every day of her life, reached the 300 club, is now eternally enraged that no one asked her to prom.

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Rare gay panda spotted in the wild. Can't we return this thing to it's natural habitat in China?

Just imagine that FUPA smell. 🐟

There ain’t enough bourbon in the state of KY. Ain’t enough Budweiser in STL County. Nope, nope, nope ain’t gonna do it.

Yes a picture displayed on a screen can smell like cat piss. I wondered about the smell myself while scrolling past!

She could make you a fortune though. Get a harness on that beast, get to some woodland... you'd be swamped with truffles by the end of the day.

I never thought I’d see circuses going woke.

The zombie apocalypse is real, but I think we’re safe, pedes. This one only feeds on leftists

Bitch got more chins than a Chinese phone booth.

Well no s*** I don't have to know zero about you and know if I saw you walking down the road I would walk to the other side of the road, walk past you and then walk back just to avoid being even close.

We need to try and escape her orbit, with the fuel we have left.

How do I delete this from my mind? Send help.

Looking like a domestic abuse victim is not date material.

Hey babe don't be angry that you can only grow your clitoris to be 1 inch long. Size isn't everything.

Awe, fiddlesticks.

It is hard to see where the “thing” ends and the couch begins

Its a little to early for Halloween isn't it?

Yes that’s the problem

It don’t need it’s political affiliation listed. We know

Alright! Which one o f you pedes been fucking circus clowns?