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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. 🤣 You’ve got a deal 😂 (media.patriots.win)             REEEEEEE! 
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Leonbethyname 16 points ago +16 / -0

Bitch trying to play hard to get when she is hard to want

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RufusPillula 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bitch so ugly she has to sneak up on a mirror.

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xkgb 9 points ago +9 / -0

Tell me you're in a cult, without saying you're in a cult.

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geekesmind 8 points ago +8 / -0

What in god's name is that

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BidensPrisonWallet 4 points ago +4 / -0

These existed in the past and when I encountered one I would just chuckle and carry on. Now I feel genuine hatred and still just carry on. For now.

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TrumpWonByALandslide 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't know, but my penis sense... and eyes... and nose... are telling me to stay away.

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Deadpool [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

A Democrat aka demon

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NvJohansson 7 points ago +7 / -0

It could have saved a lot of words by just saying liberal retards only

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farfiman 5 points ago +5 / -0

Could have saved a lot of words by using no words. Same people will apply.

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Matthewferguson19 5 points ago +5 / -0

Your terms are acceptable.

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buco 4 points ago +4 / -0

Triggly Puff has evolved.

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NoatakTheWiser 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is the result of the Michelin man trying to transition to a woman. Blame the degeneracy that is shoujo anime for this.

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Cletusjames 3 points ago +3 / -0

Someone ate a case of scooter pies every day of her life, reached the 300 club, is now eternally enraged that no one asked her to prom.

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EvJohn 3 points ago +3 / -0

termsareacceptable.jpg

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Captntrouble 3 points ago +3 / -0

youhaveadeal.exe

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WhitePowerRanger 1 point ago +1 / -0

goodbye.zip

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Totalitarian 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rare gay panda spotted in the wild. Can't we return this thing to it's natural habitat in China?

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16BeatsAOne 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just imagine that FUPA smell. 🐟

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Star_Rover73 2 points ago +2 / -0

There ain’t enough bourbon in the state of KY. Ain’t enough Budweiser in STL County. Nope, nope, nope ain’t gonna do it.

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
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SlumberBalu 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes a picture displayed on a screen can smell like cat piss. I wondered about the smell myself while scrolling past!

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TighterGradeofTail 2 points ago +2 / -0

She could make you a fortune though. Get a harness on that beast, get to some woodland... you'd be swamped with truffles by the end of the day.

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GeorgeBailey 2 points ago +2 / -0

I never thought I’d see circuses going woke.

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Groundpounder 2 points ago +2 / -0

The zombie apocalypse is real, but I think we’re safe, pedes. This one only feeds on leftists

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
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DonLemonParty 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bitch got more chins than a Chinese phone booth.

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JayKay1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well no s*** I don't have to know zero about you and know if I saw you walking down the road I would walk to the other side of the road, walk past you and then walk back just to avoid being even close.

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afro54 1 point ago +1 / -0

We need to try and escape her orbit, with the fuel we have left.

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lefty295 1 point ago +1 / -0

How do I delete this from my mind? Send help.

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Deplorable_Citizen 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looking like a domestic abuse victim is not date material.

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TNVol 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey babe don't be angry that you can only grow your clitoris to be 1 inch long. Size isn't everything.

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KuzoKevin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Awe, fiddlesticks.

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Pigmo 1 point ago +1 / -0

It is hard to see where the “thing” ends and the couch begins

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WakingKnowledge 1 point ago +1 / -0

Its a little to early for Halloween isn't it?

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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j2daeww 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes that’s the problem

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reallybadmanners 1 point ago +1 / -0

It don’t need it’s political affiliation listed. We know

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dougwiser 0 points ago +1 / -1

Alright! Which one o f you pedes been fucking circus clowns?