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danneskjold 183 points ago +183 / -0

How could the contents of one laptop prove that the contents of another laptop are faked? Produced by the party that would like to prove the original was a fake, you can guarantee nothing found on the original laptop would match anything on the new laptop. That certainly wouldn't prove that the original was a fake.

What's the logic here, aside from distract, confuse, and bury?

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BeefChucker 106 points ago +106 / -0

Bury was their initial strategy. Now they are shifting to distract/confuse…creating a fake laptop to say the actual one is a fake

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The_Litehaus_Abides 48 points ago +48 / -0

Muddying the waters, as Rush would say. They've always done this.

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DiscoverAFire 34 points ago +34 / -0

Doesn't even matter what happens. All they want are the literal thousands of headlines that will include the phrase "fake hunter biden laptop".

That way all the NPCs can reassure themselves that the biden laptop is fake and they don't have to think about it or do any research.

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Comntrinchief 8 points ago +8 / -0

Sounds like a job for the new disinformation board. This is exactly what they do.

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meme_kat 3 points ago +4 / -1

I'm not exactly sure how they can even muddy the waters on this one.

For starters Bevan Cooney, one of Hunter Biden's business partners flipped in the Fall of 2020 and provided access to his gmail account to investigative journalist Peter Schweizer. This permits secondary verification from an independent source.

Tony Bobulinksi also provided his phones to sources permitting independent verification of emails and texts sent by Hunter relating to any business he was part of including the China CEFC deal

Now there is also verification from intel agencies who have access to many if not all of the emails that Hunter Biden sent by querying XKEYSCORE and similar databases operating from bulk data collection of warrantless wiretapping.

Then there is technical verification.

DomainKeys Identified Mail (DKIM)

The Bidens and all their allies in the world can't repudiate DKIM cryptographic signatures present in emails. It's easier to validate more recent emails.

For reference, DKIM was used to verify and validate Hillary Clinton's leaked emails via the Podesta Leaks

https://www.wikileaks.org/DKIM-Verification.html

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DomainKeys_Identified_Mail

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NewUser101 27 points ago +27 / -0

Wait for it, I'm sure tomorrow 53 intelligence agencies and 73 unnamed prior heads of the FBI are going to sign off on the new narrative!

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nozonozo 10 points ago +10 / -0

So are they really gonna try and make us believe that Hunter doesn't put m&ms on his penis?

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Gadsden 8 points ago +8 / -0

This would be quite the fact check.

Mostly false- the candy on the man's dick were not m&ms, but in fact skittles.

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 4 points ago +4 / -0

This comment is one of those obscure internet gems that you feel sad more people won't see

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MyAuntFanny 3 points ago +3 / -0

Worst product placement ever.

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PMAGA 40 points ago +40 / -0

The laptop will probably have some email chain backdated to the time of the other laptop that goes "Yeah I let some guy borrow my laptop but he seems really suspicious, you don't think he is going to clone it do you?"

MSM will say "perfect Biden family that can do no wrong was clearly taken advantage of, as proven by this email that only appears on this device they produced after the fact."

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EdmondDantesDog 9 points ago +9 / -0

Like how we found the passport of the 911hijacker than fell onto the street in NYC ..proving it was him!

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sorossockpuppet2 1 point ago +1 / -0

That shit was so dumb

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DickTick 18 points ago +18 / -0

It can't but his lawyers are going to do their jobs, which means trying anything and everything to defend their clients

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JasonX31 12 points ago +12 / -0

Except fabricating evidence is not exactly a legal defense. It's a crime.

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BurtMcGirt 6 points ago +6 / -0

Except for that soyboy Clinesmith. No major legal jeopardy. Just a slap on the wrist for him. Didn't even lose his law license for long. Two tiered system of "justice".

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NewUser101 5 points ago +5 / -0

Correct. Disbarment is required.

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DixMcCoy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Listen, you don't want a criminal lawyer! ...you want a criminal lawyer.

Jesse Pinkman, Breaking Bad

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Shamb3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Could you find a prosecutor in DC/NY to charge them?

Could you find a jury in DC/NY to convict them ?

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TheBusiness 9 points ago +9 / -0

Also we are talking about 100000+ emails here. None of them can be located on the 1000s of email addresses to who they were sent? Also with that many emails going out and all the business deals that DID happen how can it be proven untrue? These emails are not just about wedding plans.

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BidensPrisonWallet 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yoga and weeding plans more than likely. Totally innocent stuff 100%.

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Liberty_Prime 6 points ago +6 / -0

I like "weeding plans" better than "wedding plans."

Hillary HAS done a lot of "weeding."

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BurtMcGirt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Grooming plans

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Salt_n_Pepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Naked yoga with 12 year olds while smoking weed

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Mikespenis123 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't forget about golfing.

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Shamb3 1 point ago +1 / -0

They are just flying across the country to meet secretly and talk about grandkids, don't be conspiratorial.

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IntrepidBurger 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's simpler than that. A lot were sent via Gmail, which has DKIM keys. They prove without a doubt that those emails are legit, can't fake those encryption keys.

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SouthernParadise 1 point ago +1 / -0

The way they confirmed it was through other people in the email chain. How will they unconfirm that now?

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anon2309011 0 points ago +1 / -1

They're not going to use it to say the data is untrue. They're going to use this to say that look they weren't wrong when they said it was Russia disinfo. It was "illegally obtained" and therefore we can start back up the Ministry of Truth. Use this to throw out lawsuits that the guy from Delaware has for libel, and to throw out the lawsuits for Project Veritas regarding Ashley Bidens diary.

Wouldn't be surprised if they throw Guiliani in jail and anyone else that had a hand in getting that info out.

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skyhawk 7 points ago +7 / -0

Any decent prosecutor would make the argument that having a second laptop proves nothing, in the same way that having two phones (one personal, one for work) is rather common to keep personal matters private.

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EdmondDantesDog 3 points ago +3 / -0

Any decent procecutoe would ahev done something about election fraud

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DixMcCoy 2 points ago +2 / -0

a reasonable prosecutor would have put Hdawg away, but Comey is a faggot and the swamp runs deep

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SupaMegaBen 66 points ago +67 / -1

This is the last ditch effort to try and prove the laptop is fake. The laptop from hell isn’t fake, but this new one is.

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DickTick 16 points ago +16 / -0

This is literally like one of those things that is just to be expected...... his lawyers have to try it even though they know the laptop is real and they know this gambit will not work

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Qualityproduct 6 points ago +6 / -0

So in order to have faked this new one they have, they had to have copied it to the new one and then removed all the bad. I can't imagine they'd create every file from scratch and fake the data... That's an intense amount of work. I guess Biden may have put the entire doj on it though.

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pingpongdingdong 2 points ago +2 / -0

That fucker has so much money, it wouldn’t be hard. Assholes just approved another $40B to their money launderer.

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Sheprecon31 2 points ago +2 / -0

The more you lie the more lies you tell to cover the 1st it will collapse horribly for Brandon everything they touch turns to shit it's a common theme with these clowns you wait and see. All MAGA has to do is drop all the shit photos the lot and that family is cooked why haven't they

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IlhanOmarsFagBrother 2 points ago +2 / -0

If they don't try it, they don't get paid. They are paid to try every single legal option and stall for as long as humanly possible. You get that level of effort when you have virtually unlimited money for your legal defense

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Sek7or -1 points ago +2 / -3

Think mirror

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Imransgarage 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Missing”? What is this like the holy fucking grail? Why doesn’t Hunter have any of his laptops? God forbid his exonerating fake info actually be in his possession.

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DiscoverAFire 2 points ago +2 / -0

So he threw a few of them in a pond, and had to take them to the repair shop, where he quickly forgot about them because he's a crackhead.

Then, he smoked crack with some russian spies who stole another of his laptops. Not sure if the chinese hooker did too, or if she was just filming blackmail.

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invalid_data 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep, classic evil. When all else fails lie and lie and then lie some more.

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HyperCarbs 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why does it matter at this point? The info is out there. His team finally says yeah it is real. Okay, then what?

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SupaMegaBen 2 points ago +2 / -0

I guess it really doesn’t other than the fact that the public gets to know they are corrupt and the media/Dems lied again to collude and rig the election. It’s not like anyone is going to jail.

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Tymbo 1 point ago +1 / -0

The laptop from heaven is fake?

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Bullet3250 36 points ago +36 / -0

The only group that could fake an entire laptop - with YEARS OF DATA.... with all the emails -and private meetings - and 10,000-100,000 porn pix... all the 'data location' fingerprints etc...

would be the CIA.

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Kano 3 points ago +4 / -1

Nah. Most of the best left government and joined private sector in 2019. They saw the writing on the wall. This is why the FBI and CIA contract out to these private sector companies, then just take credit

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K-Harbour 1 point ago +1 / -0

But, you need time to fake an entire laptop……

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Bullet3250 1 point ago +1 / -0

Then of course you need to drop it off.... so you need a dop·pel·gang·er- and they need top have Hunter's signature down pat too.

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MemeWarsVet 15 points ago +15 / -0

All about clouding the waters.

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Kek_The_World 14 points ago +14 / -0

Hmmm… there were 4 laptops. 3 went into the shop.

  • one stayed with the shop. One was unsalvageable.. One the shop attached an external keyboard to borrow and handed it back to him to pull his own backup and he left with. (Probably the one he says he has) -one he told a Prostitute that the Russians took.

All May access to photos/cloud storage/emails. But none would be clones. They might all have different stuff.

This just means over target. They are watching the Durham trial or the grand jury trial of his finances and trying damage control because they know what’s coming.

Also, they frequently lie about what evidence does exist or not exist so there’s that.

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CarlosDangerrr 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is an informed and smart comment. Thank you.

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War_Hamster 11 points ago +11 / -0

They claim it was left at Biden’s psychiatrist’s office and seized by the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration during a raid."

It's always a good look when the DEA raids your shrink.

How does a Hollywood lawyer get access to DEA evidence?

Hunter Biden's legal and investigative team provided CBS News with what it said was the first public photo of his once missing laptop."

A photo of a laptop? Case closed. Debunked.

“They can send us theirs and we’ll see what they have,” the adviser said. “They should be the ones with the burden of proof in this nasty circus.”

That's not how this works. How about you release the hard drive on this new laptop and let the rest of us decide?

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Skippious 10 points ago +10 / -0

See, that "laptop from hell" is fake, we have the real missing laptop right here!

Hunter lost at least two laptops. Even if that one is one of the missing laptops, how does that prove the other is a fake?

Look! Squirrel!

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RIP_NWO 7 points ago +7 / -0

Another laptop existing doesn't prove anything lol

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ThisIsHowItStarts 6 points ago +6 / -0

Faked… We have the videos. We’ve seen him banging whores and smoking crack, or meth more like it.

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Magamom 6 points ago +6 / -0

Is Hunter really that fcked up that he leaves laptops everywhere he goes? What a dumbass.

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HyperCarbs 5 points ago +5 / -0

He is a druged out man-child. Hell, his dental implants probably cost well into 100k

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DixMcCoy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Laptop fairy!

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Hanging_Chad 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hunter has a legal team?

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Lockbidenup 26 points ago +26 / -0

Yes, the entire federal government from the top down.

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IlhanOmarsFagBrother 8 points ago +8 / -0

And his legal defense fund is partially funded by the Ukraine $40 billion

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Sea_Still [S] 6 points ago +7 / -1

Everyone who hasn't done anything wrong needs a legal team in Clown world

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DickTick 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm not sure how you intended that to sound but I'm pretty sure it didn't come out the way you intended....

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Givesgunstogrannies 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hunter himself is a very highly paid and recruited attorney. 😜

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bill_in_texas 3 points ago +3 / -0

Actually, that's true. See: Carter Page, the Trump Team, General Flynn, Tea Party groups, the J6 political prisoners, etc.

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FredRedd 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ah yes - and they’re going to produce it right after Adam Schit (NOT a typo…) shares that concrete, irrefutable, hard evidence that proved Trump’s dirty dealings with the Ukrainians.

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IPMang 5 points ago +5 / -0

Because we all keep 2 laptops that are set to constantly sync filesystems with each other. Totally normal! hahahaha

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Thecamelsback 5 points ago +5 / -0

There's literally photos of his crackhead ass with hookers.

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South_Florida_Guy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol the actual pictures of him actually doing the actual things = faked. Ok.

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DixMcCoy 1 point ago +1 / -0

fuckin DEEP FAKES, mang!

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Mainwar 4 points ago +4 / -0

Right. The DEA would turn over evidence.

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Meme_war_ii_vet 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm old enough to remember when this happened with a birth certificate.

Produced courtesy of the clowns no doubt

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HunterBidensPC 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trust me I’m very real and I’ve seen some shit

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jnic815 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wow they are really getting desperate.. the laptop from hell must be so fucking spicy

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UnitedStatesofSmash 4 points ago +4 / -0

That......that's not how laptops work.

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NaggerPlease 3 points ago +3 / -0

It took them “this long” to find the “correct laptop”??

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frogface 3 points ago +3 / -0

This translates to " Honk Honk !".

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Kek_The_World 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Mac guy wrote a book. In that book the advance copy says that when Hunter came into his shop he brought THREE water damaged laptops.

One was completely unsalvageable.

One contained water damage which disabled the keyboard but was usable when an external keyboard was attached. It was not checked in to the shop but instead handed back to Hunter with the loaner external keyboard for him to do his own back up off that laptop,

That left one laptop which was repaired and backed up by the shop, referred to as the laptop from hell. Hunter never came back and paid the bill or picked up the laptop.

In addition Hunter told a prostitute that “the Russians” had taken a laptop from him. We do not know if that is the laptop that he left the shop with (the one with the external keyboard attached) or if it was a fourth laptop.

I assume a 4th because you wouldn’t travel or whatever with a laptop on its last water damaged legs.

And I don’t think the Russians stole a laptop from him in the US, but I could be wrong. So 3 possibly 4 laptops are in play over this one scenario.

I assume he has a lot more laptops, desktops, and iPads and phones.

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Snack_Destroyer 3 points ago +3 / -0

cough Bullshit! cough

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mercynurse 3 points ago +3 / -0

How many are there?

One left at repair shop, one at hotel after partied with Russians and now another?

How do the contents of one invalidate the contents of others?

Is there a secret computer rule I have yet to learn?

🤡🌎🤣

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BaronFalcon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Doesnt matter if its true, or not, the irate satanic hivemind will be parroting it everywhere like its fact before end of day.

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Liberals_R_Idiots 3 points ago +3 / -0

The only thing that is fake here is Hunters teeth.

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Crappydatum 2 points ago +2 / -0

And his dad's

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turdinthepunch 3 points ago +3 / -0

Libs are actually dumb enough to fall for this.

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Chuj 2 points ago +2 / -0

New laptop will have photos of Hunter teaching Sunday school, painting, and helping little old ladies across the street

Emails will consist of: make sure this is ok with State; this is all me, nothing to do with Pops; just finished a 70 hour work week with Burisma, working hard!!

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ExileOnRedditStreet 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was told it was just Russian disinformation

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COnDEMnED 2 points ago +2 / -0

Several laptops...and I wonder how long it takes the news to report on his various missing phones as well. Guy seemed to lose his phone every other crack binge, about once a week. Not to be alarmed! Tore has his laptop and phones. Eagerly awaiting Jack Maxey to clout chase that developing story too.

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least_counties_ever 2 points ago +2 / -0

The "other" missing laptop is going to have all kinds of nauseating virtue signaling on it, full of focus-group-tested key words to pander to the NPC's. Take your anti-nausea medication before reading.

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iSignedUpForThis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Our version of the laptop doesn't say "the big guy". Your version is a faaaakeeee!

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MemeForTheWin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who loses two laptops?

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iIndianaJones 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bahaha!

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Harper42190 2 points ago +2 / -0

This dude paid Biden's 2million tax bill for him? Why?

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ravonaf 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is for the NPC's and the Fake News outlets. All they need is the smallest plausible deniability regardless of how easily it's proven to be fake. They will latch onto this like a life preserver. No matter what happens now at this point they will say it's not real and that this staged laptop is the real one.

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ThunderInYourHeart 2 points ago +2 / -0

Skittle dick isn’t fake. Foot job for “unca” isn’t fake.

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LawAbidingCitizen1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Debonked!!!!

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grannyd 2 points ago +2 / -0

RIGHT!

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LochnessMonsta 2 points ago +2 / -0

New laptop is faker than Hunter Bidens teeth

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TooTrick 2 points ago +3 / -1

I've often wondered if Hunter's laptop the Russian drug dealers obtained also had the DOD encryption keys on it (20 year expiration date) and who they sold that to. Seems like other countries could use the information obtained as an incredible leverage

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DystopianDoubleThink 2 points ago +2 / -0

The other laptop identify's as a calculator, therefore, it can only show numbers.

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Steady3 2 points ago +2 / -0

They'll have a brand new laptop still in its original package and say "See, there's nothing on it. tHis tOTAlLy proVeS tHe oTheR oNe iS fAkE."

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danneskjold 2 points ago +2 / -0

What "other missing laptop"?

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DiscoverAFire 1 point ago +1 / -0

The other one he threw in a pond? The one the russians stole? So many options!

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NickAtNight 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol

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runonce 2 points ago +2 / -0

After reading the article I have concluded that the legal team somehow believes that a three-ring shitshow of bullshit somehow proves anything.

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GinoOdjick2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tony Bobulinski confirmed that HIS OWN EMAILS ON THE ORIGINAL LAPTOP WERE AUTHENTIC. This was before the election.

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LawAbidingCitizen1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Your honor, that is not my cocaine in my pocket, this is my pack of cigarettes. Makes total sense.

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JetJocky 2 points ago +2 / -0

Because.....the left will believe anything.