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based_steakums 70 points ago +70 / -0

Hygiene is racist. You were big time privileging out. If he wanted to take a shit in your bucket of chicken you should have let him. And then given him all the money in your bank account.

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Husky 21 points ago +21 / -0

What's the problem? He was wearing gloves..

🤢

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Ponysoldierpatriot 9 points ago +9 / -0

Exactly...That is actually the secret ingredient. Thats how they make it extra greasy.

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loooooof 62 points ago +62 / -0

"The soft bigotry of low expectations".

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E-dantes 36 points ago +36 / -0

Treat a man like he is an animal and he will soon become one.

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CrackerJack2 29 points ago +29 / -0

"Finger licking Hair licking Good !"

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bill_in_texas 12 points ago +12 / -0

*finger slicking good!

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dukeofdoorcounty 6 points ago +6 / -0

Finger licking for the employee or the customer?

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isitpedanticenough 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hair-licking, for the customer.

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ActNow 4 points ago +4 / -0

Brings to mind the video of a fast food employee licking his fingers to help separate the cheese slices while making burgers. Blech!

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ActNow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Although the latest story of the night manager at Arbys whizzing in the milkshake machine for sexual gratification takes the prize.

Cooking at home for the win!

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Ferzth 1 point ago +1 / -0

Amen. At least if a log or loaf or mite gets in my cornflakes, we all know how hit got there.

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NoCoupForYou 4 points ago +4 / -0

Soul Glow lickin' Good

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TommyJarvis 4 points ago +4 / -0

*Just let yo sooooooooul glooooooow!

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Vlad_The_Impaler 20 points ago +23 / -3

Just fry your own

I use a deep fryer with oil. Usually use canola or vegetable. Whatever's cheap on sale.

I use corn meal, flour, spices in a big zip lock bag.

I dip each piece of chicken in egg, then throw it in the zip lock bag and shake. Repeat twice. Back into egg bowl. Back into bag. Shake again.

Then put into deep fryer. Chicken usually takes about 20 minutes at 400 degrees.

Thinner slices cook faster. french fries cook faster.

The steam and oil makes a mess. But i control the hygeine.

Saves money. I can reuse the oil or keep it for about a month. Then I use the oil for other things like chainsaw oil or oiling metal parts outside or put the oil on springs or to coat wood from drying out.

Now they have deep fryers that don't require oil. I heard they work well. You should look into that

Someone told me peanut oil is the secret to the best fried chicken. Haven't tried it myself.

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FauciOuchi 18 points ago +19 / -1

Canola oil so terrible for you.

Use lard, or peanut

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Nikola_S1 4 points ago +4 / -0

What's wrong with it?

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MrSir 10 points ago +10 / -0

Something something its just healthier something estrogen synthesis or some shit.

I've given up worrying and fry everything in bacon grease or butter now. And just eat a lot of olive oil with my caprese.

Natural fat is good for you.

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brundlefly777 3 points ago +3 / -0

The process of getting it into the form we use involves heating it to really high temperatures, which has been shown to be carcinogenic, I believe.

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arcanum 2 points ago +2 / -0

The way the particular fatty acids in seed oils are metabolized and the effects of the byproducts of their metabolism on inflammation, primarily.

https://youtu.be/pIRurLnQ8oo

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MamaLlama4DJT2020 15 points ago +17 / -2

Peanut oil = amazing

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JaneHanc0ck 11 points ago +12 / -1

That's what I was gonna say. Higher smoke point than canola and way better for you.

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hiddensfinger -3 points ago +4 / -7

"This seed oil is better than the other seed oil" no thanks

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FauciOuchi 9 points ago +9 / -0

All seed oils are terrible for you.

Peanut oil is the best of the cheap oils. Should use lard though, also I think avocado since it’s not using the seed

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NotDangerousGame 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lard in a cast iron skillet is how we fried fried chicken.

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FauciOuchi 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep it’s my favorite, but hard to get good stuff cheap

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Husky 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well. It's not the BEST. But it's definitely the best tasting

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dontdrinksoy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Guys, this is ridiculous. If you are so worried about your health don't eat fried foods. Food fried in peanut oil, or canola oil, it's all unhealthy. You're not going to live much longer because you used the peanut oil instead of the canola oil.

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FauciOuchi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Might not love much longer but at least my pecker works

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Chemicaltackle23 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you use the peanut oil it tastes better

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MrSir 5 points ago +5 / -0

Legume

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MrSir 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is it?

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onomatopoeia 3 points ago +3 / -0

Are you a biologist or something? /s

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FauciOuchi 3 points ago +3 / -0

What about avocado? Heard that ones ok

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Destineed369 1 point ago +1 / -0

Chainsaw oil?!

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Vlad_The_Impaler 3 points ago +3 / -0

It works. oil is less heavy than standard bar and chain oil but it does the job. Plus bar and chain oil in store is overpriced. Just use old vegetable oil. Smells like french fries when I cut down trees. LOL

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Destineed369 3 points ago +3 / -0

Haha! Thanks for the reply 👍😂. I fear it’s gonna get to a point this year that using that kind of ingenuity and out side of the box thinking is gonna become critical to our own personal survivals.

Start saving your bacon grease folks.

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JaneHanc0ck 14 points ago +14 / -0

Call the health department

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Skogin 7 points ago +10 / -3

Get investigated for hate incident

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InfidelPatriot 14 points ago +14 / -0

I’ve recently begun to imagine that chickens bred for KFC have six wings and six legs each, idk why…

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McFuddle 18 points ago +18 / -0

Don't be silly. If they had six legs no one would be able to catch them.

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E-dantes 3 points ago +3 / -0

That, my friend, is a turduckin.

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CrackerJack2 3 points ago +3 / -0

No,
Buffalo wings are really expensive now.
Chickens with 9 wings and only one leg, so they can't get far. If they try to fly away they just go in circles.

The scary thing is some evil corporate scientists are likely working on this right now.

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Husky 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why do you think the buffalo became so endangered? Poachers hunted them for sport and removed their wings, let the buffalo back into the wild. Its why the wings you can buy today are so small.

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McFuddle 13 points ago +13 / -0

I recommend not eating out at all. Look up some hidden camera videos on restaurants and fast food places.

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TommyJarvis 2 points ago +2 / -0

As a person who worked some fast food jobs in his youth, I’d say you’re right but it’s rarely because of someone deliberately fucking with the food, it’s usually just incompetence.

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Dialectic 11 points ago +11 / -0

It’s racist to expect the nogs to do literally anything human and civilized

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MrGone 11 points ago +12 / -1

Don't eat food made by teenagers.

You were a young moron once. Would you eat food made by 16yo you?

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TheSonOfGadsden 10 points ago +10 / -0

That customer saying it’s racist deserves to get their stupid ass knocked out. Proper food handling 101, you handle food especially raw food like pork, beef or chicken without ever having your hands go elsewhere that can cause cross contamination.

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Junionthepipeline 1 point ago +1 / -0

Vaccination does that

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LostFuckingPassword 8 points ago +8 / -0

I would have asked for a refund too.

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Tyscribz 8 points ago +8 / -0

I buy fried chicken at my local supermarket 4 pieces for $4.99 Add a half pound of their potato wedges and you got 2 meals worth for about 8 dollars and it tastes the same or better than most places

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current_horror 11 points ago +11 / -0

Grocery store fried chicken is easily better than any fast food crap. If it’s a high end grocery store, the fried chicken can be downright good.

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akira2501 4 points ago +4 / -0

Especially because it's usually older and more mature people who are working there. They actually care at least a little bit about the product they're putting out there.

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Husky 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hell, around here, the best fried chicken places are fucking gas stations. I don't understand it. When i was a kid gas station food was to be avoided at all costs. This local mom and pop station has a full kitchen serving essentially a different home cooked meal for lunch every day.

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elcomedian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mmmm fried chicken gizzards

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TXPatriot_73 1 point ago +1 / -0

Colonel Sanders started selling his fried chicken at the gas station he was running.

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dontdrinksoy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Grocery store chicken is also a loss leader, so it's cheaper per pound. I recommend it, too.

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CrouchingKamalasHant 1 point ago +1 / -0

It doesn't have to be high end, Winco fried chicken is the bomb.

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Tycobbsalad 6 points ago +6 / -0

Gross

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Totally_Not_FBI 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nasty. Haven't had fast food in a long time, for the reasons stated in the post and because it's expensive as hell any more.

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chelthing 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kentucky Fried Dandruff

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Trilby 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ew.

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cnn_can_dox_my_balls 2 points ago +2 / -0

Was it Corn Pop Jr? Did you have to get a length of chain from the basement?

https://youtu.be/gnOdKYE0Z4k

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MythArcana 2 points ago +2 / -0

Low IQ employees, low quality product. The scary thing is they do this intentionally, it's no accident. I haven't ate out in a very long time, and I'm keeping it that way.

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kchawaii 2 points ago +2 / -0

I worked at KFC for 3 months when I was in high school. I have never eaten at a fast food restaurant since then. Not only is it dangerous and unhealthy; it's just downright gross!

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BoughtByBloomberg2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ugh hair grease all over my chicken. Disgusting just thinking about it. How is the kid even doing it not wearing a hairnet?

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Riehlpissed 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kentucky Fried Chicken Hair they call it. Yummm

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Bastard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Scalp flakes are one of the secret 11 herbs and spices.

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Surfsup 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Colonel's secret ingredient

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E-dantes 2 points ago +2 / -0

Should have walked to the guy who said it, then scrubbed your hair over his food. After you got your refund of course.

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Junkamale 1 point ago +1 / -0

Calm down OP. It was probably peanut oil treated hair.

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JesusisKing 1 point ago +1 / -0

frank

I JUST WANT TO BE PURE

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Tenspot20 1 point ago +1 / -0

Black dude?

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brundlefly777 3 points ago +3 / -0

If OP was called a racist, absolutely.

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Duster_340 1 point ago +1 / -0

We wuz kings

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Just_An_Idahoan 2 points ago +2 / -0

*wings

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hillaryforprison 1 point ago +1 / -0

KFC is probably the least sanitary fast food place.

I think they virtue signal too, pictures of the Colonel's skin appear to be darkened to make him look 'diverse'

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Chemicaltackle23 1 point ago +1 / -0

Was it a jogger?

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Avenatti2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bill Barr wouldn’t have asked for a refund

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NoSteppyonmyPepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just stop eating that shit. It's bad for you.

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Hombre_Trainee 1 point ago +1 / -0

Must have run out of 'Soul Glo'

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obar1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Was him her a nigga?

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Just_An_Idahoan 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's KFC! 😉

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Space_Force 1 point ago +1 / -0

Should have told him you are black and he should stay in his lane, white boy. Then make the black power fist.

Was it a white guy that called you racist?

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1776ThereIsaidIt [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes, a white girl. Of course I am assuming race and gender.

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RyanT282 2 points ago +2 / -0

Always the white girls. She probably had the hots for Ja'Quavious and was trying to score points with him.

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Serp-Patriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gross

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dontdrinksoy 1 point ago +1 / -0

His hair is probably cleaner than his hands.

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reagan2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

Racist?

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IWI9000 1 point ago +1 / -0

That is the special sauce!!! How dare you not like the taste of diversity!

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ravonaf 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lick his grease covered fingers for fucking racist!!!!

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trump20202024 0 points ago +2 / -2

Dangerous af, you couldve got monkeypox from them

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Kekkybuns -3 points ago +1 / -4

What is this bullshit post. Is this Yelp?

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PKC_MAN -5 points ago +1 / -6

Last I Checked, minorités are the ones that care the most about hygiene.

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BetaODork 1 point ago +1 / -0

And then white people.