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loooooof 33 points ago +33 / -0

To be fair, Dandelions are quite edible for humans.

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MakinBacon 15 points ago +15 / -0

be careful where you get them, "weeds" often get sprayed with herbicides.

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NvJohansson 11 points ago +11 / -0

And dog piss

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NancysVodka 9 points ago +9 / -0

And me piss

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Madnote1984 6 points ago +6 / -0

I have a female friend at work that makes dandelion jelly. It tastes a lot like honey, which makes sense...

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Mark4-40 13 points ago +13 / -0

Probably bc it's 99% sugar water lol

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Im_shmmaaaaaat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dandy lion root is a medicine

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TheOutlawPepeWales -3 points ago +2 / -5

Yeah, but like bugs there's a reason we don't find them at the grocery store.

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Helmerj 8 points ago +8 / -0

You can def get dandelion greens in many grocery stores. They’re delicious.

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loooooof 5 points ago +5 / -0

You'd be surprised.

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Justin_TX 14 points ago +15 / -1

That’s what my food eats.

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lordvon 2 points ago +3 / -1

you will be the new food and be happy

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based_steakums 13 points ago +13 / -0

HAHAHAHAHAH!!! I can just imagine this absolute idiot "foraging" for these goodies by the side of a really busy road.

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skuts 9 points ago +9 / -0

All the dogs in the neighborhood go there to piss.

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SBOJ_JOBS 10 points ago +10 / -0

After the lawn service sprays it with insecticide and herbicide.

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Threeballes 7 points ago +7 / -0

Looks delicious…does he mix in the Irish Spring?

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Brandon 7 points ago +7 / -0

Probably, antifa trash. Everyone knows Lifebuoy is the way to go for salads.

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KeepingAmericaGreat 4 points ago +4 / -0

They changed it. Now it's Lifeboi.

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WhitePowerRanger 3 points ago +3 / -0

Leafboi

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Greyhound69 5 points ago +5 / -0

watch what happens when he forages for mushrooms ...

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Chilkat 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well, at least he won't get scurvy.

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Steelflite 4 points ago +4 / -0

I hope there’s some nettles in there…

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lefty295 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pretty sure you'd expend more calories eating that than you'd take in, lmao.

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Tenspot20 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ditch Salad

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arkivx 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have a bunch of these in my yard. I just cut them down with the mower. I guess it's good to know in case of emergency lol.

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ActNow 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dandelions are a sign of compacted soil. Their deep roots loosen it. They also bring calcium up from deep in the soil to feed the top layer...or you.

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Littleirishmaid 3 points ago +3 / -0

Saw an actual tv production of foragers on pbs. It was a series. What they could find might make a small salad for one person. The ‘chef’ had difficulty cooking them to make them edible. What a joke.

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reagan2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

There's nothing wrong with eating dandelion greens if that's what you like. Just make sure they are sourced in an area where they aren't sprayed.

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Ex-libtard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol, it's a trick

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LogicalPatriot 2 points ago +4 / -2

Let them eat their fucking weeds.

Less nutritional and less protein.

Good. I'll have an easier time snapping their thin, weak boned necks.

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Kinkinnatus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dandelions were very much part of the diet when this country was being built. Granted, they weren't eating greens for the protein, but dismissing actual health food as weeds is some flatlander bullshit.

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TreeTop300 2 points ago +2 / -0

Reminds me, need to thaw a steak...

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SonoranTode 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looks like Tide Pods and Irish Spring are on the menu, too.

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WeaponizedSmirk 2 points ago +2 / -0

They're dandelion greens and you can eat them.