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AlphaOverBetaReturns 165 points ago +166 / -1

I'm 15 steps ahead. What do I win? Hmm, never mind, I kid. I see a lot of white cuckolds on TV. Let's go with 14.

SuperMario 124 points ago +124 / -0

Means your parents stuck around. Family supported you and you have work ethic. Heavens forbid you have all three of those.

Fucking stupid paper. More like.. The "did I have a healthy family environment" chart. Where the goal is to be 15 steps ahead of those who didn't. In which case. I too had a headstart because of my family and I sure as shit plan to offer the same "priveledge" to my children.

TrumpBabe 70 points ago +70 / -0

Oh you’re white? PENALIZED -1 points

You’re straight? PENALIZED -3 points

You’re a Christian? PENALIZED -3 points

You voted for Trump? PENALIZED -2 points

You own two guns? PENALIZED -4 points

You are heterosexual? PENALIZED -2 points

You weren’t abused as a child? PENALIZED -2 points

None of your kids are LGBTQ+? PENALIZED -3 points

Sorry sir, you are no longer permitted to use public restrooms.

HKgoneWild 11 points ago +11 / -0

Oh you've taken a crap on public sidewalk? +4 points

It was in front of an xyx transpolybiqueerspaceunicorn politician's business? -8 points plus 10 years in prison.