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AE1989 9 points ago +9 / -0

Shoot them

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Skogin 4 points ago +4 / -0

“Who the hell needs a 30 round magazine?”

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AE1989 2 points ago +2 / -0

FULLY SEMI AUTOMATIC

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PresidentBidet 3 points ago +3 / -0

Seriously, easier to dispose of if you don't notify anyone.

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Skogin 7 points ago +7 / -0

I thought it would have been the smell, but apparently it was noise he and the dog heard.

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8bit_mixtape 7 points ago +7 / -0

cock roaches

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Apersonofinterest 6 points ago +6 / -0

Call an exterminator.

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DarkPepe1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

They wouldn't want to crawl under some houses in Texas. Rattlesnakes go rattle rattle rattle

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imnotdeadyet 7 points ago +7 / -0

Home owners go Bang-Bang!

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NoahGav 3 points ago +3 / -0

You can throw some rattle snakes under there so they can't accuse you of murder.

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DarkPepe1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

That too.

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honkpillfarmer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gasm

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ProudKoreanAmerican 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shoot them. You live in Texas. You have the right to shoot them

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Dereliction 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did he have much difficulty fitting them all into the woodchipper?

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TenaciousDT 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fucking filthy vermin, then when they get caught they STILL lie and say there are only a few. I would have shot all of them.

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wantstogomoon 2 points ago +2 / -0

And then I got my ar15 and I started shooting officer, inspired by Danny DeVito!

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Comanche_Moon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Black Widow and Brown Recluse spiders are under Texas houses, too.

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Riehlpissed 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stand your ground law. Invaders invading your domicile. Brrrrrp brrrrrrp