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posted ago by BrotherBear ago by BrotherBear +2756 / -2
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CynicalTwit22 92 points ago +94 / -2

The Amish need to go nuclear and take the state back

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Bubbahax 52 points ago +52 / -0

I think the Amish are a little nuts, but I would welcome an Amish government.

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Dystopiaslayer 20 points ago +21 / -1

i always thought the german dialect that the amish speak (pennsylvania dutch) is cool. it is like how german was in the 1600s/1700s. so imagine if there were a group of english people living in germany speaking shakespearean english. that is what amish german is for the german language.

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alfredbester 10 points ago +10 / -0

Renaissance Oktoberfestival

Now I want a shepherd's pie and a pretzel with cheese

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TrumpoWon2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you're not Dutch you're not much.

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Montana_rulz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Afrikaans (spoken in South Africa) is the same. It’s basically ol’ school Dutch. When I was there with a Dutch friend he used that exact metaphor- described it as everyone speaking Shakespearean.

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sorossockpuppet2 14 points ago +14 / -0

I would welcome an amish insurrection

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MAGASquatch 10 points ago +10 / -0

Amish are the ultimate preppers.

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IrishExit 17 points ago +17 / -0

The Amish never got Covid because they don’t have television.

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MAGASquatch 9 points ago +9 / -0

Old school woodchippers!

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Jiggs77 13 points ago +13 / -0

No they are not . Think about it? Everyone made them out to be crazy because they did not want vaccinate their kids.

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TiaTisa 15 points ago +15 / -0

Everyone made them out to be crazy because they've never caved to the "status quo". They live a good and moral life.

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mark2398 11 points ago +12 / -1

When I see who women vote for...i'm thinking about becoming Amish myself.

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Julia_J 3 points ago +5 / -2

Most women voted for Trump, escpecially White women.

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mark2398 2 points ago +2 / -0

2020 Electoral College. Only men voting. Trump wins 326-212. Only women voting...shows an amazing win for Biden with 462 votes to Trumps paltry 76.

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Millie1234 2 points ago +3 / -1

Yeah because it was the most secure election in history lol

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Jack_HinsonTN 1 point ago +1 / -0

The actual Amish (Old Order) aren't. Mennonites, in particular, have hangers-on around their communities that are exactly what you described. The Mennonites derisively refer to them as "Pretendonites" or "Jack Mennonites" and generally don't like them because outsiders like yourself conflate the Pretendonites with the real deal, simply because they dress the same.

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becky21k1 -4 points ago +3 / -7

I'm not convinced women don't need that occasionally

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Julia_J 0 points ago +1 / -1

Men too.

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becky21k1 -4 points ago +2 / -6

Thanks for proving my point

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QLARP 10 points ago +12 / -2

A wooden nuclear bomb

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wonderfulusa 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah, but imagine how bad those splinters would hurt...

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alfredbester 7 points ago +7 / -0

“Now I am become Death Splinter, the destroyer of worlds”

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AussieTrumpFan 7 points ago +7 / -0

But you know the joinery on it will be top notch.

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Artek 3 points ago +3 / -0

I dont think going nuclear is apart of their culture. We live out in the country with them, and they alienate themselves from us.

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TiaTisa 7 points ago +8 / -1

Why wouldn't they? They take care of their own and rarely trust outsiders. They will survive.

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Tramsec 67 points ago +67 / -0

If they keep counting long enough Biden is gonna win this one too

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that_sound 7 points ago +7 / -0

I've been expecting the JEB! meme. I just can't be bothered to do it myself.

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Reborned20 32 points ago +34 / -2
  1. PA has many ivy league schools that trained all the computer and vote fraudster kingpins. it is what the cabal wants, everyone to be poor and the compromized elites.
  2. the cabal can not have the middle class in there, a middle class is a threat
  3. look at Venezuela and other countries, first, Smartmatic Voting machines, steal the election, crash the oil market.
  4. the social media companies were just shell companies for deep state operatives. Corporations paid fake advertizing budgets to pay their wages to sell out our Constitution.
  5. the middle class is being replaced with H1B1s and the easiest way was to do this with many Corporations with government contracts, the Fed, mortgages and car loans that never get paid back and the fed backs them.
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K-Harbour 9 points ago +11 / -2

Time for a Simple law or constitutional amendment:

UNIVERSAL VOTING ACT

All votes must be received by 7PM Local Time

Anyone claiming to not have opportunity to vote must lodge their claim by 9PM Local Time

Anyone claiming an infraction must file sworn complaint by 11PM

All votes received must be publicaly counted by 9PM

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HunterzCrackPipe 12 points ago +12 / -0

Tons of laws were broken. Passing laws is pointless. If our current laws were enforced...this shit wouldn't be happening.

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JohnHancockAmerican 7 points ago +7 / -0

I predict 10,000 water mains breaking in Trump supporting counties followed by 20% of Trump voters being unable to vote and 2% filing complaints. Biden landslide 2024!

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Junionthepipeline 2 points ago +2 / -0

300 million votes

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Hunter77 6 points ago +7 / -1

Honestly, I'm about done with voting. I'd rather have a right-wing dictatorship than give the commies a chance to steal elections again. I don't think there's any way to foolproof it until after the existing government has been dismantled and jailed.

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MAGA_Argent_Crusade 6 points ago +6 / -0

Corporate officers who allow H1B1s should all have a bag of 30 pieces of silver dropped on them from a very tall building.

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becky21k1 -1 points ago +3 / -4

Wouldn't it be easier to use a small piece of lead from right up close?

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MAGAnic316 28 points ago +28 / -0

I hope everyone is enjoying the new trailer for 2024

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stupiditymeter 3 points ago +4 / -1

Noooo you just gotta vote harderrrrreeeeeeeeee! Look at what we achieved with literally nobody voting! (Won't source that claim)

6 days of delay to cheat! If we had voted hard enough, it would've taken them months, maybe years, for them to fix it, and then uhhhhhhh............. you commie!

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kfunny91 20 points ago +20 / -0

Riggers

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Redditcensorsyouandi 15 points ago +15 / -0

The only thing that can stop this is the day of the rope.

MAKE GALLOWS GREAT AGAIN!

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WakingKnowledge 14 points ago +14 / -0

Do someone need to spell it out for you? THEY ARE CHEATING AGAIN!! O.o

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I_heart_blastbeats 11 points ago +13 / -2

France was stolen also

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Patriots_dont_kneel 1 point ago +2 / -1

How?

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Seadan 7 points ago +7 / -0

The only way I ever see that happening is if republicans start cheating as much or more than the democrats. Of course, that is unlikely, because people caught doing that for a republican candidate would actually face prosecution.

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yarg 4 points ago +4 / -0

Publicly hanging every mule from the last election would go a long way to discourage any fraud in the next one. 🤷‍♂️

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stupiditymeter 2 points ago +3 / -1

Showing that absolutely nothing happened to them is an invitation to do it again. But don't worry guys, red wave 2024! Or 2028! Better not 2032, cause you know what happens in 2030!

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Demokraut_No_More 1 point ago +1 / -0

That should be our job.

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Mooksayshigh 4 points ago +4 / -0

There was always one option. He failed to do it, this is the result.

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Mooksayshigh 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sure. Keep waiting, it’s only a few more years away.

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True_Curmudgeon 3 points ago +3 / -0

2 more years

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Mooksayshigh 3 points ago +3 / -0

Inauguration wouldn’t be until Jan 2025, and he wouldn’t be able to do shit until well after that, especially if the Dems have the house and senate. This ride ain’t over in Nov 2024 no matter what happens.

Even if he runs and wins, you think Nov-Jan is gonna be good?

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True_Curmudgeon 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was making a play on words on the two more weeks joke and now I have to explain it to you

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PelosiFakeBoobs 3 points ago +4 / -1

So, like when he was President, he should've fortified the election?

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Mooksayshigh 9 points ago +9 / -0

*crossed the rubicon

Fixed.

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covok48 1 point ago +1 / -0

He went into hiding from Jan 6 -20 & handed over power. This is a known fact.

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assblast 1 point ago +2 / -1

he walked away?

elaborate

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Junionthepipeline 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ran screaming really

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Remove-All-Communist 0 points ago +1 / -1

I do think this has all happened for a reason, and Im not talking bout "Q" bullshit. I think American Citizens needed to see shat these Globalist Leftists were doing. It's painful now for everyone but once we can arrest all these Democrats & RINOs, abolish the current federal government and replace it with a smaller, powerless, efficient Fed, and put solid, MAGA, Conservatives in all places of power, we'll all be so much better off in the long run.

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maga_mama_757 8 points ago +8 / -0

Even Virginia got the governor's race done on election day. PA is truly fucked up.

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Gwoz8881 7 points ago +7 / -0

How can they count millions of ballot in a single night but take weeks or months to count the remaining couple thousand?

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Mooksayshigh 12 points ago +12 / -0

It takes time to fill out all them ballots.

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RocksCanOnlyWait 6 points ago +6 / -0

Trump really needs to focus on actual election problems.

To the best of my understanding, the PA Senate primary is stalled on legal process. Before recount protocol is invoked, the state needs to count all ballots. This includes provisional ballots (figuring out which are legal and which are discarded) and waiting for late mail-in ballots (this is bogus, but corrupt PA Supreme Court made it law), which I think can be up to 7 days late.

"No late mail in ballots" should be the focus here.

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Tune-A-Fish 6 points ago +6 / -0

They are telling the world that we can and will steal elections and we will take our time, they are laughing at us.

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crashdaddy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Don't you mean Pennezuela?

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Thelongrun 4 points ago +6 / -2

Stop acting dumb, Don. That schtick is wearin' thin.

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TearofLys 4 points ago +4 / -0

Shenanigans.

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zerocooltx 4 points ago +4 / -0

no way biden won PA. during one of the last debates he basically said he was going to shut down their either coal/oil/gas plants i can't remember but it's a significant portion of their economy. zero chance he won after that.

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QuickMaths 3 points ago +4 / -1

Shame this message will only reach people who already share that opinion. This is why Elon has to buy Twitter and Trump has to bury his fuckin ego for a bit and go back to twitter. He’s just preaching to the choir on Truth.

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LongDongDonald420x69 2 points ago +2 / -0

If Trump doesn't go back on Twitter (IF Musk fixes Twitter and it doesn't go down in flames) Trump has no intention on running for President again.

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AmericaFloats 1 point ago +3 / -2

One look through your comment history proves you’re an unhappy troll here to drive division and claim ‘living in reality’ is whatever your angry opinion is. You clearly don’t support GEOTUS and want to make arguments and excuses for it. Why not try logging off and seeing if you’re happier doing something productive? You’re clearly not here for the Frens.

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Patriots_dont_kneel 0 points ago +1 / -1

If Trump goes to Twitter, Truth Social collapses overnight and Trump would have in his hands yet another failed company to add to the pile. Not a good look.

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Sardogna 3 points ago +4 / -1

On a side note, in France it is not allowed to vote on a presidential election remotely (Internet, mail ballots, etc.) or using any device. You have to go vote on-site, there is one paper ballot per candidate. You take them, fold one in a provided envelop, put the envelop in a transparent box. This process is supervised by agents. Your identity is verified 3 times.

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MohaveSkipper 4 points ago +5 / -1

So with all that, Macron got re-elected. I guess most the people really do love that guy?

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Sardogna 2 points ago +2 / -0

The system is rigged in another way. There are 2 rounds. The 2 parties with the most votes qualify for the 2nd round. And of course, almost all parties rallied behind macron. He promised money, ministries/departments to these parties.

But yes, many voters are total faggots.

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Patriots_dont_kneel -2 points ago +1 / -3

They don't, they just hate Le Pen more than you could imagine. Macron is the known variable, Le Pen is the radical that wants to ban religious symbols and hates freedom. She's like the AOC of France in many ways.

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stupiditymeter 0 points ago +1 / -1

How people vote is not the issue.

How people count the votes is.

In France, Le Penis was winning, and 30 minutes before it was over, Paris phoned like "bonjour! How is it going, my faguettes?" -> "Maricon is losing by 350k votes!" -> "Well guess what we just counted here in Paris in the last minute!"

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Hanging_Chad 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is Pennsylvania still stuck at 99% of precincts/counties reporting 2020 results? It was still at 99% when Google's election map thing was finally taken down

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AbrahamLincoln 2 points ago +2 / -0

He cannot possibly be surprised by this after PA's last "election".

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justinkayz 2 points ago +2 / -0

We are now Bidenzuela

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Brobold 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why didn't the Democrats have this issue?

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odyseuss 2 points ago +2 / -0

Anyone that understands mathematics, statistics, and probabilities knows 100% what is happening in Pennsylvania. Both sides are cheating. The winner will just be the one who cheats the hardest.

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orange_dit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Counting shouldn't take much more than an hour after the polls close.

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Edinedii 2 points ago +2 / -0

There's not one decent sheriff, police, or community leader left in that state, to stop this crap?

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Rerecursive 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cheating is complicated business. Can't rush it.

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MAGASquatch 2 points ago +2 / -0

Math is hard when you have to stuff the ballot box with ghost voters but your voter rolls have been scrubbed.

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assblast 2 points ago +2 / -0

funny thing is they're rigging it so Oz gets in lmfao

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SaveUsSCOTUS 1 point ago +1 / -0

:)

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Axiom502 1 point ago +1 / -0

Still crying your Jogger candidate lost?

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IvIA6A 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can't convince me McConnell isn't in on this to get his obedient rino

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MAGANYficent 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shipping and logistic costs are much higher now due to inflation on the price of gas. Democrats have to spend a lot more to ship in container trucks worth of ballots printed and filled out in NJ and NY

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Teapot_Gravy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why do these never include the date and time stamp?

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KewMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

French election was filled with fraud too.

just saying..

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ThisIsHowItStarts 1 point ago +1 / -0

The person who pays the most will win

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MythArcana 1 point ago +1 / -0

Joshua Shaprio you say, eh? Hrmmm.

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Spawnlingman 1 point ago +1 / -0

They could easily stuff the bags between the boxes and the polling place.

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FitOfficial 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fraud. Fraud is what's going on with PA.

What do I win?

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SqRt7744 1 point ago +1 / -0

There were plenty of discrepancies in France, don't be deluded.

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downwithuppish 1 point ago +1 / -0

People always accuse Trump of being arrogant and selfish. Its not true. He knows this is bigger than him. What will be the point if long after he's gone the same criminals repeat the same crimes?

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ForsakenForeskin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe if we just wait long enough they’ll stop stealing seats of power

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bclautz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Josh Shapiro has got hands really dirty in 2020.

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Coprolite 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shenanigans.

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logical 1 point ago +1 / -0

The candidate they thought would lose actually won by alot. Call me crazy.

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Baddudecornpop87 1 point ago +1 / -0

What's going on in PA? A Shapiro is running things that is what is going on, the same thing would happen if it was a silverman,Rosenberg or Kushner.

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1823 1 point ago +1 / -0

And little Napoleon still won.

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Klown_Kutz 0 points ago +1 / -1

(((Shapiro)))

Nah. Just a cohencidence

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KekistaniCitizen 0 points ago +1 / -1

Love the (YES!)

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starjello -1 points ago +1 / -2

Someone needs to tell Donnie France was stolen also

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MAGASQUAD -4 points ago +3 / -7

If they rig it so Oz loses I wont even be mad

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Joaniev9 3 points ago +4 / -1

P.a is lost

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SwitchbladeDrone 1 point ago +2 / -1

Agreed. I think Georgia is a problem too.

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Axiom502 0 points ago +1 / -1

You're a faggot

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orangemangood2 -1 points ago +2 / -3

Oz has much better shot of beating the Dem nominee imho, who’s a Bernie Bro, though. The last thing we need is another Bernie in the Senate.

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conservativeyuppie 3 points ago +4 / -1

Who gives a shit, they're all globohomo fags anyway.

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