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MerpyHandshake [S] 28 points ago +29 / -1

I hope they give her everclear.

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citizen667 19 points ago +21 / -2

I think she needs a strong punch.

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HKgoneWild 11 points ago +12 / -1

It needs to put the drink down and get it's shit together.

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MikeObamasVeineyCock 9 points ago +10 / -1

I hope it's piss.

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racer513 21 points ago +21 / -0

My local store still has Russian Standard vodka. They are not woke

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NvJohansson 6 points ago +6 / -0

I only buy moskovskaya to mix, and grey goose for neat.

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SwampMonsterJesus 3 points ago +3 / -0

New Amsterdam or Tito's for my go to. I really like Reyka but haven't found it near me (although I haven't looked too closely).

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NimbleNomad9 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tito’s is smooth but they’re getting woke

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MyDadLikedBiden 1 point ago +1 / -0

All vodka is just alcohol and water.

Tito’s pollutes their neighbors’ water.

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JESUSJUGS 4 points ago +4 / -0

Too bad I’m a gin man.

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ChocolateEvryday 1 point ago +1 / -0

Any suggestions on what kind to try? I haven't found one I like.

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Feral_Frog_Warrior 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you don't like gnawing on pine trees try botanical gins. Roku is a pretty decent inexpensive botanical gin. Has more of a fresh citrusy taste than traditional overpowering juniper berry flavor.

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DudeThatCame2Sarnath 2 points ago +2 / -0

Russian Standard ftw baby! I just brought my last bottle down to my friend. Tomorrow, Moscow Mules all around! Our government masters here in Virginia declared some time ago that we, the peasants, would no longer be permitted to purchase Russian vodka at the government stores (ABC == Alcoholic Beverage CONTROL) so when we kill this last bottle, I guess it is off to Poland.

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Jaunty_Haul 18 points ago +18 / -0

Order a "White Russian. Extra White. Extra Russian."

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MemeWarsVet 13 points ago +13 / -0

You should have turned to him and said, "that's gay."

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Zskills 11 points ago +11 / -0

You loudly and immediately ordered a double of russian vodka, yes?

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HKgoneWild 6 points ago +6 / -0

Да! Будем здоровы!

Gotta let em keep thinking we're still getting paid by the russkies.

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Zskills 5 points ago +5 / -0

Slava Russiya, comrade!

You accept sheckles, yes?

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HKgoneWild 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sheckles? Нет.

What do you take us for komrade?

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JusticeAK 2 points ago +2 / -0

Да, брат

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p1smo 10 points ago +11 / -1

LOL, because Ukrainian vodka is totally something that bars keep stocked... I'd just smile and nod and give her a Tito's.

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DudeThatCame2Sarnath 4 points ago +5 / -1

Maybe they could cal it Titovsky or something. Kindof like drinking Duff vs Düff haha...

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Musicbymuzak 1 point ago +1 / -0

They DO now, it's pathetic

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educatedandfree 7 points ago +7 / -0

Just fucking laugh at these retards. Laugh so hard you hold your stomach. Shake your head and laugh. No matter what they say, just keep laughing. Or laugh and say, "Moscow mule... with... Ukrainian vodka!" And laugh harder.

They're all soft and their beliefs are untested. Humiliation will break them.

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tucker2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

honk honk

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Womb___Raider 5 points ago +5 / -0

Jokes on her. They probably poured the cheapest shit they had like McCormicks

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MerpyHandshake [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

That crap tastes like isopropyl smells.

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alfredbester 1 point ago +1 / -0

I poured bottle after bottle of McCormicks back in the day. Nasty.

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Womb___Raider 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's why I don't order mixed drinks at bars. They use the cheapest shit they have.

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MAGAinControl 4 points ago +4 / -0

Can one specifically ask for a bottle made by actual NAZIs?

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BurtMcGirt 1 point ago +2 / -1

That's the left's favorite kind!

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DelightfulDane 4 points ago +4 / -0

Moscow Mule is an AMERICAN invention...originally using American Vodka...not Russian (or Ukrainian).

Even the copper cups were a gimmick from the bar owner who popularized it.

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PraiseBeToScience 1 point ago +4 / -3

Though the copper cup started as a gimmick, I personally prefer it served in one, though drank through a copper straw. It increases the 'bite'. Also, acidy drinks in copper dissolve it and deliver it to your body, which will eventually kill you, so bonus.

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The_Emperor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Copper is an essential nutrient in trace amounts. Taking too much zinc too long in your diet can actually cause copper deficiency.

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borscht-nazi -1 points ago +1 / -2

Are you... retarded?

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UrShulgi 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's true that copper cups for mules are actually a bad thing. He's not lying.

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DudeThatCame2Sarnath 1 point ago +1 / -0

While true, I have read that it is sort of like failing a drug test after eating a bagel with poppy seeds. Theoretically possible, but you would have to eat like 10,000 bagels or something.

For the citric acid to dissolve the copper cup enough to harm you, you would likely have to drink many thousands of Moscow Mules. I believe this is true because I myself have partaken of many hundreds of Moscow Mules, and also many dozens of Dark and Stormies in copper mugs, and I am still here to type this.

Whether I will be here tomorrow or not, well, that is a different story I guess! :-)

Cheers, pedes!

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ThisIsHowItStarts 4 points ago +4 / -0

Maybe you should’ve just asked him if he seen 2000 mules

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AL_Rise 3 points ago +3 / -0

Clown world strikes again

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MR_ROBOT1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Did they request a cum floater?

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IHeartMyDoggy 3 points ago +3 / -0

That Moscow Mule needs to be in a copper cup

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DudeThatCame2Sarnath 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't see any mint garnish either. Must be the Ukrainian version?

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KABOOKIE 3 points ago +3 / -0

Order a White Russian

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Buff_cousin_Elroy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are you drinking at a gay bar?

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BloodDe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Give her your ultra maga schlong and turn her life around

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Magadelic 1 point ago +1 / -0

“Hey nice drink, have you tried the 2000 mule?”

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ChemtrailSunBlock 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ask for a black russian but with lemonade because you're against the kalergi plan.

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Wheres_Varg 1 point ago +1 / -0

That bartender probably wanted to punch that guy.

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Holyscmoly 1 point ago +1 / -0

So many dipshits with tats these days it. I saw an 80 yr old grandpa with tits to the floor and looked like at soy all his life with fresh sleeve tats walking around looking for attention. Pathetic. It’s not edgy when grandpas are now doing it.

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woodjack 1 point ago +1 / -0

You should of ordered a White Russian dude.

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JusticeAK 1 point ago +1 / -0

Plot twist, the vodka is distilled in new jersey.

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MythArcana 1 point ago +1 / -0

Surprised she didn't order a ballot mule.

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Musicbymuzak 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've been searching for Russian vodka to buy on purpose ever since this shit started but all the stores here have fag or ass signs "wE nO loNgEr sELL rUsSiAn pRodUcTs"

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ChilledCovfefe 0 points ago +2 / -2

Covered in tats, makes one look like the inside of a public bathroom stall

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ScottyGunn 0 points ago +2 / -2

Or a New York City subway car.....

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CommiesAreFags 0 points ago +1 / -1

That just doesn’t make sense. Most likely the Ukrainian vodka was bottled in Romania or some shit

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borscht-nazi -1 points ago +1 / -2

Your fantasy is very cringey, faggot. Did you mom short you on tendies or something?

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becky21k1 -1 points ago +3 / -4

Meanwhile the bartender just makes it with whatever because he knows this retard won't know the difference. And makes it weak.