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deleted 55 points ago +55 / -0
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PresidentBidet 39 points ago +40 / -1

I thought it was lotion.

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use40trackmode 15 points ago +15 / -0

😂

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citizen667 3 points ago +3 / -0

🧴🍆

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orange_dit 13 points ago +13 / -0

The Dutch government actually promoted masturbation during the lockdowns, so lotion is also correct.

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bigdickhangsright 6 points ago +6 / -0

Unfortunately they wanted us all to masturbate to Fauci.

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Scruffy_Nerfherder 13 points ago +13 / -0

I put the lotion on my skin one time. I did not get the hose.

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trollef 11 points ago +15 / -4

Unicode was a mistake

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trollef 1 point ago +1 / -0

How many unicode symbols have you made recently? Because if the average person can't make symbols, it's not really freedom of speech, is it? Not that such freedom would be desirable to begin with: if you want to send a drawing, we already have jpeg.

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trollef 1 point ago +1 / -0

AKIN learn to use a dictionary.

How is it akin, in any way, shape, or form? Where's the freedom of speech in corporations carving out a piece of this excessively large encoding space, and declaring what it means with no input from the public?

Well I guess you're a genius who knows better than the python community who've adopted unicode as default

Surely you're not using python (a language that's largely responsible for people deploying entire operating system images instead of working to resolve their dependency issues) as an example of good engineering.

Also are you seriously suggesting that unicode transmits bitmaps?

If that's what you understood from what I wrote you need to do some serious work on your text comprehension.

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trollef 1 point ago +1 / -0

"if you want to send a drawing"

"What's an emoji?" for 400

Shitting on python? Nice.

Am I wrong though? Ever tried to actually deploy python?

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trollef 1 point ago +1 / -0

16 bit gives you 65000+ characters which is enough to represent all currently used Asian characters, with room to spare. Personally, I would've stopped at extended ascii because if you can't represent your language with 256 symbols you have a problem and it's up to you to solve it, not to anybody else to make all software infinitely more complicated to suit your orthographic dysfunction.

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trollef 1 point ago +1 / -0

"extended ascii" is unicode.

Nope: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extended_ascii

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trollef 1 point ago +1 / -0

What a straw man you said 16 bit

Where?

Unicode works with urf-8 encoding as well

UTF-8 is variable length, and variable length is the key reason why it is garbage.

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krzyzowiec 1 point ago +1 / -0

Totally agree. It would simplify so much about computing.

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borscht-nazi 2 points ago +7 / -5

You dad not pulling out was a mistake.

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AnPrim 2 points ago +3 / -1

Your aborion failing was a mistake

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trollef 0 points ago +1 / -1

Yep but only when fucking your mom though

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yarg 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like my fancy terminal prompt. Don't say that.

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CommunismIsForLosers 3 points ago +3 / -0

I thought it was a sack of star coins

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Cazam 34 points ago +35 / -1

Don't let monkey pox become reality. Don't focus on it.

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EagleI 16 points ago +16 / -0

What's important is that the majority of people do the same and ignore their restrictions this go around.

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Fartinggoose 4 points ago +5 / -1

Most people just want to be left alone and get on with life as best they can. They're going to follow the rules as best they can because it's easier than being a wanted criminal, getting fined and being harassed by the police any time they leave the house.

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MoreTorbaLessKushner 1 point ago +2 / -1

Police need to be put in their fucking place.

THEY are the problem. They're willing to blindly obey authority, and turn normal citizens into criminals, just like in Australia.

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Donaldino 1 point ago +1 / -0

But muh thin blue line REEEEEE

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Nibba 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hate the city I live in with a burning passion, but they did not enforce any of the COVID nonsense. We had soccer moms trying to get people arrested but nobody cared. My city got a whole lot more of my money during and after that because of surrounding cities being a bunch of idiots screaming about masks. I watched some faggot at chipotle in a neighboring city stop working and screamed at the top of his lungs because a couple were standing 5’11” away from each other.

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barryb0nds 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can't wait for it to be illegal to go outside and for the economy to be destroyed again

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3dandy 7 points ago +8 / -1

It's not a purple cephalopod you can't make it go away by ignoring it. Gaypox is the new aids.

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TheOutlawPepeWales 9 points ago +9 / -0

Don't worry, it'll disappear as soon as the treaty is signed. Automagically.

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AlpineSeaHolly 1 point ago +1 / -0

I agree

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EvolutionIsFake 1 point ago +1 / -0

You act like we control the narrative, and not the MSM….

We don’t. They can fully direct the nation with one orchestrated stroke.

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Shadowflare 19 points ago +20 / -1

You forgot toilet paper 🧻

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FART_IN_THE_TOILET 4 points ago +5 / -1

I prefer to call it the “stand back I have to fart” emoji.

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NotableBuffalo 3 points ago +4 / -1

Username checks out

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airborne3502 12 points ago +12 / -0

You can make a similar one of these out of things they ignored.

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Based_Not_Basic 11 points ago +11 / -0

Hey Transphobe! Where are your pride and trans flags?!?

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FrankZappaSA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Also needs more MUH RUSSIA flags in early 2020

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AlpineSeaHolly 9 points ago +9 / -0

I don't get the last three before the monkey

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NinjaPlease 6 points ago +6 / -0

2 weeks too 2 years 2 find out it was all lies

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RedPillForceFeed 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's been all lies for much longer than that:
https://patriots.win/p/15HIhWzTCT/

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FetusSandwich 3 points ago +3 / -0

We also need the black fist emoji followed by the flame emoji for BLM, a bowl of rice to represent #StopAsianHate, and the bald eagle emoji for January 6th. Otherwise, pretty spot on.

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barryb0nds 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think the left seemed to mostly ignore #StopAsianHate for some strange reason.

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FetusSandwich 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m sure it had nothing to do with the fact their BLM signs were the sole cause of the Asian hate.

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TrueFlagPatriot420 3 points ago +5 / -2

I’ll be honest the only place I’m hearing about monkey pox is on here lol

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Tardigrade 10 points ago +10 / -0

Just wait. I was talking about inflation a year before it was mainstream. People at work looked at me like I was nuts.

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Nibba 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait till midterms.

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f_bastiat 3 points ago +3 / -0

We're gonna need a bigger screen.

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Cairn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don’t forget abortions…that’s between Ukraine and Monkeypox

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RogueLeaderX 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wonder which Emojis we’ll be using in a few months.

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Tardigrade 7 points ago +7 / -0

👽🦾🦠🧟🗿🏕️👾🧬⚔️⚰️

If I had to guess.

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MoreTorbaLessKushner 0 points ago +1 / -1

Something tells me you have incredible prediction skills.

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Joe_Snow 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is there one for "the flash"?

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Not_The_FBI 2 points ago +3 / -1

Masks for me go back to 4/20, mandates vaxx's at 6/20, boosters but 8/20, everything else pretty much accordingly. But I managed to dip, dodge and dive all of them, and still keep my job. Even got promoted recently.

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ObongoForPrison2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

Injection mandates were Summer 2021.

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Not_The_FBI 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not where I work. They were pushing vaxx mandates as early as 6/15/20. That was our first deadline.

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trueluk 2 points ago +2 / -0

The covid shot wasn't even available in June 2020

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Not_The_FBI 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuuuuuck..... everything has been so fucking clown world the last 2.5 years that I can't even remember my own time line anymore. I could've sworn it was right when I started seeing this new girl in May of 2020... maybe it was right after she got a new job and moved away.

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ObongoForPrison2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

...there was literally no "vaccine" at that time. Unless you're saying that your employer mandated the vaccine in the event a vaccine candidate received some type of approval.

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Zytos 1 point ago +1 / -0

It was first the gloves, during the time Fauci said masks didn't do shit. The first couple months, all gloves. Which of course people would just throw on the ground after use. And then it became the masks sometime in Summer 2020 (I think).

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Not_The_FBI 1 point ago +1 / -0

I agree with all of this. But where I work, they were requiring all hospital employees be vaccinated (first one) by no later than 6/15/20

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unicornpoop 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where is the black power fist emoji? The rainbow pedo emoji?

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texas4ever 1 point ago +1 / -0

First thing that came to my mind was Holy Shit! Did Elon just post this?

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KMOB 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fantastic post.

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Excelsius 1 point ago +1 / -0

Watch them ban emojis in the future.

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BillGateCanSuckIt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Add another mask for may

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Unbounded1 1 point ago +1 / -0

I do hand sanitizer and wash my hands often, but that's as far as I go.

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pikX 1 point ago +1 / -0

You probably did it before the plandemic. I only started carrying it around because the dining halls were always out at that point.

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ellisd 1 point ago +1 / -0

Astro glide. Bend over and like it.