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TheTudes 42 points ago +42 / -0

I was going to buy a pair for gardening, specifically morning and evening watering

Now, maybe not

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TrumpsWallet 28 points ago +29 / -1

They are the best for gardening, walking around outside. Get an indoor and an outdoor pair, pro tip.

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NvJohansson 33 points ago +39 / -6

Walking around outside? Unless it's the beach, nobody should wear Crocs in public. Nothing looks gayer than a man in shorts wearing Crocs at a restaurant.

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weebrian 59 points ago +62 / -3

How are Crocs like getting a BJ from a guy? They both feel great until you look down and realize you're gay.

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NvJohansson 43 points ago +43 / -0

Yup. Both should remain in the closet. Kek.

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Treefreak1776 17 points ago +17 / -0

Underrated comment

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MrsBarker 11 points ago +15 / -4

Real women laugh a croc dudes. Just saying. We totally do.

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Poolmanstl 23 points ago +24 / -1

Real men don't give a fuck about the opinions of women that arent married to him.

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unicornpoop 5 points ago +8 / -3

So your wife finds your crocs sexy?

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FuckingWiseCracker 7 points ago +8 / -1

My husband wears them when we go camping, just around our campsite or to go fishing in the river. I legitimately DO find it kind of hot how someone so masculine, macho, and handsome has the pure, cool confidence to rock a pair of plastic clogs. I may be an outlier, who knows. ;-)

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STONKATRUCK 3 points ago +7 / -4

Yes

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Nibba 3 points ago +7 / -4

Not one single person on planet earth finds crocs sexy. Not even the dude wearing them. People who wear them have just hit “fuck it” in their lives.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +2 / -1

They're practical, useful for gardening. You really should stop people from wearing them out in public though.

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Nibba 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hey man I don’t care what people do. I don’t wear them but I just have the “you do you, boo” mentality. You’re not bugging me, do whatever makes you happy.

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Junionthepipeline 2 points ago +2 / -0

Be employed and buy actual shoes

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's ok if the socks are color coordinated though right? Right?

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Clubfootsandwich 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is this Adam Carolla's account? :-P

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Taj1020Holdem 2 points ago +2 / -0

-Ace Rockola

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Correndo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Speaking of shorts, this above the knees/middle quad shorts trend for men needs to end. It looks like dudes are wearing boxers or boxer/skirt hybrids sometimes.

Let's stick with regular length shorts or cargos. Cargo criticism is stupid.

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MrsBarker 2 points ago +3 / -1

This is factual.

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ForceMultiplier 2 points ago +3 / -1

Eh, I'm only adverse to paying $40+ for some EVA foam shoes.

But I've always been adverse to making brand-name clothing a major component of my personality anyway. Even Carhartt is trying to become a "lifestyle" brand rather than a mark denoting quality construction.

These are OK though, they look like Croc-offs.

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Poolmanstl 1 point ago +3 / -2

$5 at Walmart.....made in the USA

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libman 2 points ago +3 / -1

$5 at Walmart.....made in the USA

You got a link for that?

I just paid $11.98 at Walmart.

Says made in China.

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Poolmanstl 0 points ago +1 / -1

Bought them last yr but just seen the same ones at my local store.

Look thru the black EVA rack of shoes and see if ya can't find any

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Alloutwar 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lady pede here.Totally agree.Then I needed gardening shoes snd the internets said Crocs were the best option.It was not long and I found myself wearing the hideous things in public.To the amusement of my relatives who I told never to wear them.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Take a step back. Fine for gardening, out in public not so much. Oh, the humanity! Lol

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TheTudes 0 points ago +1 / -1

That’s what I was thinking

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KilroyJCNJ [S] 11 points ago +14 / -3

They are extremely comfortable.

If you never wore them before, wear socks, or you will probably get a chafe. Crocs & Sox.

You are wearing them for comfort and functionality.

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TheTudes 7 points ago +8 / -1

Never socks in the summer!

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KilroyJCNJ [S] 5 points ago +6 / -1

Wool socks rule.

Cotton socks suck.

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TheTudes 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would agree

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Dvdbump 4 points ago +5 / -1

Crocs eat up socks… so be prepared to buy some new ones. Insanely comfortable though.

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KilroyJCNJ [S] 3 points ago +4 / -1

Heavy wool socks work just fine.

Cotton socks suck.

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ForceMultiplier 3 points ago +3 / -0

REI or Smart Wool merino wool. They come in ultra-light versions too. The merino is not itchy, and they don't try to lie and claim "one size fits all".

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KilroyJCNJ [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I prefer the heavyweight raggwool WigWams. Extra cushioning, extra breathability, and much easier to darn!!!!

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bratt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wigwam Elpine is better than Expeditions. They have a little lycra to keep them up. Mostly wool. I buy a dozen every 3 or 4 years. Wear them every work day in construction year round. Wool socks have a side benefit, your boots don't smell horrible. Also use a Peet dryer.

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ForceMultiplier 2 points ago +2 / -0

if you need heavyweight outside of winter because your feet always get cold, maybe check your blood pressure or talk to a doc.

I must have gotten a bad batch because my WigWams didn't last as long as SmartWool, but they were comfy. Wear the thick ones when going boot shopping, and go shopping after you've been on your feet all day.

And I never thought I'd be discussing it on Patriots.win, why didn't anyone tell me how to darn wool socks? a $2 needle from walmart, some yarn, and a small pyrex storage container for a darning egg. Patching a Quarter-size worn spot using a youtube video as a guide takes about a half hour and can double the life.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have WigWams I need to darn.

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Poolmanstl 1 point ago +2 / -1

Never understood the hatred for socks. They're a must.

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ChemtrailSunBlock 9 points ago +9 / -0

Buy them and plant things inside them so they grow out of the holes😋

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TheTudes 3 points ago +3 / -0

That pro tip is a great idea!

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FightTheSWAMP 7 points ago +8 / -1

I promise you won't regret it. I always thought they were goofy as fuck but now I don't even care. They are perfect for gardening, kayaking, tubing, camp shoes for backpacking. They are comfortable, won't fall off and will dry off like nothing.

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MrsBarker -1 points ago +1 / -2

So are Teva's

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Peashout 4 points ago +5 / -1

Don't water in the evening. That's just asking for trouble.

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slangin_paint 7 points ago +7 / -0

White powdery mildew has entered the chat

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gremlins

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Groundpounder 14 points ago +15 / -1

Pfizer is developing a mandatory “vaccine” for this, no worries. And don’t even try to tell them, “I don’t wear crocks!”, because that’s dangerous misinformation that will kill grandma

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KilroyJCNJ [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why are you assuming gender, bigot?

😂🤣😂

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slangin_paint 1 point ago +1 / -0

Aaaaaand....the normies bought it all out in 16 minutes

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ThatAnonGuyAgain 9 points ago +11 / -2

Any dude that wears crocs deserves the fate xe gets.

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I_lurk_u_long_time 8 points ago +8 / -0

Send my condolences to your family, pede.

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KilroyJCNJ [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thank you.

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Pats5x 7 points ago +9 / -2

that's what you get for wearing those fucking gay things on your feet

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KilroyJCNJ [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

And ONLY those things...

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unicornpoop 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't forget UGGS.

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Haitianbychoice360 0 points ago +2 / -2

Unfortunately, I think it's here to stay forever. The sooner Jesus comes to save us from the Croc plague, the better.

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Pedeberrycrunch 4 points ago +4 / -0

I got the cure. Croc pox socks.

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BurtMcGirt 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hunter probably has way worse than monkey pox.

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Crappydatum 2 points ago +2 / -0

Donkey pox

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MrsBarker 3 points ago +3 / -0

Crocs are fucking awful and for children.

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knnbccb 3 points ago +3 / -0

I prefer proper open toe sandals.

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grenades_and_ham 3 points ago +3 / -0

Whew! I thought it was fire ants.

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BrianSolo 3 points ago +4 / -1

Crocs are for chicks.

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MrsBarker 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nope

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123breadman -2 points ago +1 / -3

Crocs are for gay white people. I say this because almost 80% of people who own boats are white.

These are the typical boat shoe for white people.

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Basedsliceofwinning 4 points ago +4 / -0

As a white man who owns a boat, i agree completely. Just wear normal boat shoes and quit looking like a retard.

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mostlyatnight 3 points ago +3 / -0

mother of god

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findthewarmspot 3 points ago +4 / -1

Not gonna lie, after they get wet and form to your feet, they are damn comfortable!

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unicornpoop 3 points ago +3 / -0

HOLY SHIT we need a vax NOW!!!

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Crappydatum 2 points ago +2 / -0

OK this made me lol, but I didn't Quite snort my coffee out my nose

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KilroyJCNJ [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don’t want to waste anyones’s Covfefe!

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DixinToofar 2 points ago +4 / -2

Only faggots wear crocs

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KillACommie4Mommy 2 points ago +2 / -0

What the fuck happened with traditional flip flops or mandals??

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KilroyJCNJ [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Support and ergonomics.

I have hiked up mountains in Crocs that I would have never attempted in flip-flops.

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KillACommie4Mommy 2 points ago +2 / -0

I see so many people wearing them now it's crazy. I remember people got made fun of for wearing them about 10 years ago.

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Steady3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Money pox is also croc pox - croc of shit.

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Poolmanstl 2 points ago +3 / -1

Don't care what all the beta males think, crocs rock! I wear them around the house and to the gas station.

Never has any piss-ant queer say a peep about um.

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LitmusRed 2 points ago +2 / -0

They make 'em with no holes.

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KilroyJCNJ [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have those, too.

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Veritas264 2 points ago +5 / -3

Crocs rule.

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TrumpLandslide20201 2 points ago +2 / -0

HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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eagle-eyes2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now go shopping to the mall with bare feet and check some reactions.

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JoeBidensDementia1 2 points ago +2 / -0

This guy could teach a master class to Shaun King.

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ObiWanJabroni 2 points ago +3 / -1

Crocs are comfy

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KilroyJCNJ [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

They are indeed.

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Zadok 2 points ago +2 / -0

Like Covid there is a simple prevention. Wear socks.

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afro54 2 points ago +2 / -0

We're gonna need more vaccine!

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TheLesserBambino 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's a terminal case right there. May as well end it now while you still have some dignity left. Better than your children having to see you in a lavender cardigan and reading glasses with a chain.

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sandinyourteeth 2 points ago +2 / -0

The stench

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TrumpVoter1 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol. thats a good one

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MrCuriousGuy513 1 point ago +3 / -2

Hey now, let’s not start a pandemic over nothing at all again. I happen to like my Crocs.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hopefully not beyond your garden.

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conservativefrank 1 point ago +2 / -1

It's airborne, and it spreads via sunlight.

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becky21k1 -1 points ago +5 / -6

The only reason I ever wore those was when I waded in a swimming area that had a lot of rocks once you got past about 30 inches deep. It was much less painful to kick into one with those things on.

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KilroyJCNJ [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

I had (and occasionally have recurrences of) plantar fasciitis. Doctor recommended Crocs, and they were a lifesaver. I still hated paying $50 for a $3 piece of plastic, but they were the only thing I could wear and walk without pain for several years.

SOOOO glad that is over with!

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slangin_paint 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh shit, those things are $50?? I just assumed people wore them cuz they cost $5 like those bass pro shop hats.

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KilroyJCNJ [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I always went to the outlets and pawed through the clearance bins... fuck paying full price!

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humble_kekistani 1 point ago +1 / -0

50 is MSRP but they go much lower

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KilroyJCNJ [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

Crocs also makes a line of ortho shoes.

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Belleoffreedom 3 points ago +3 / -0

I got a sports chiropractor. Correct the duck walk, and plantar fasciitis goes away.

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KilroyJCNJ [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mine was work-related - a sudden switch to extensive ladder work for a period of time.

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Hambonemcgee 2 points ago +2 / -0

I got a case of that over the winter, I couldn't walk for 3 weeks. I used heat/cold therapy and stayed off of it as much as possible. I worry about flareups because that shit is painful!

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KilroyJCNJ [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Golf balls and frozen water bottles.

And those electric shiatsu fort massagers are wonderful (as long as the electric is still on...)

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loverat 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's the absolute worst.

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becky21k1 -7 points ago +3 / -10

I recall paying more like $5 for them in Wal-mart.

Hey if they work they work.

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KilroyJCNJ [S] 3 points ago +4 / -1

Mocks.

Croc knockoffs.

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becky21k1 3 points ago +10 / -7

Crockoffs

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KilroyJCNJ [S] 4 points ago +5 / -1

Well done, sir!

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Athena86 -1 points ago +3 / -4

This guy needs to be put in the wood chipper just for being such a nerd.