Walking around outside? Unless it's the beach, nobody should wear Crocs in public. Nothing looks gayer than a man in shorts wearing Crocs at a restaurant.
My husband wears them when we go camping, just around our campsite or to go fishing in the river. I legitimately DO find it kind of hot how someone so masculine, macho, and handsome has the pure, cool confidence to rock a pair of plastic clogs. I may be an outlier, who knows. ;-)
Hey man I don’t care what people do. I don’t wear them but I just have the “you do you, boo” mentality. You’re not bugging me, do whatever makes you happy.
Speaking of shorts, this above the knees/middle quad shorts trend for men needs to end. It looks like dudes are wearing boxers or boxer/skirt hybrids sometimes.
Let's stick with regular length shorts or cargos. Cargo criticism is stupid.
Eh, I'm only adverse to paying $40+ for some EVA foam shoes.
But I've always been adverse to making brand-name clothing a major component of my personality anyway. Even Carhartt is trying to become a "lifestyle" brand rather than a mark denoting quality construction.
Lady pede here.Totally agree.Then I needed gardening shoes snd the internets said Crocs were the best option.It was not long and I found myself wearing the hideous things in public.To the amusement of my relatives who I told never to wear them.
REI or Smart Wool merino wool. They come in ultra-light versions too. The merino is not itchy, and they don't try to lie and claim "one size fits all".
Wigwam Elpine is better than Expeditions. They have a little lycra to keep them up. Mostly wool. I buy a dozen every 3 or 4 years. Wear them every work day in construction year round. Wool socks have a side benefit, your boots don't smell horrible. Also use a Peet dryer.
if you need heavyweight outside of winter because your feet always get cold, maybe check your blood pressure or talk to a doc.
I must have gotten a bad batch because my WigWams didn't last as long as SmartWool, but they were comfy. Wear the thick ones when going boot shopping, and go shopping after you've been on your feet all day.
And I never thought I'd be discussing it on Patriots.win, why didn't anyone tell me how to darn wool socks? a $2 needle from walmart, some yarn, and a small pyrex storage container for a darning egg. Patching a Quarter-size worn spot using a youtube video as a guide takes about a half hour and can double the life.
I promise you won't regret it. I always thought they were goofy as fuck but now I don't even care. They are perfect for gardening, kayaking, tubing, camp shoes for backpacking. They are comfortable, won't fall off and will dry off like nothing.
Pfizer is developing a mandatory “vaccine” for this, no worries. And don’t even try to tell them, “I don’t wear crocks!”, because that’s dangerous misinformation that will kill grandma
That's a terminal case right there. May as well end it now while you still have some dignity left. Better than your children having to see you in a lavender cardigan and reading glasses with a chain.
The only reason I ever wore those was when I waded in a swimming area that had a lot of rocks once you got past about 30 inches deep. It was much less painful to kick into one with those things on.
I had (and occasionally have recurrences of) plantar fasciitis. Doctor recommended Crocs, and they were a lifesaver. I still hated paying $50 for a $3 piece of plastic, but they were the only thing I could wear and walk without pain for several years.
I got a case of that over the winter, I couldn't walk for 3 weeks. I used heat/cold therapy and stayed off of it as much as possible. I worry about flareups because that shit is painful!
I was going to buy a pair for gardening, specifically morning and evening watering
Now, maybe not
They are the best for gardening, walking around outside. Get an indoor and an outdoor pair, pro tip.
Walking around outside? Unless it's the beach, nobody should wear Crocs in public. Nothing looks gayer than a man in shorts wearing Crocs at a restaurant.
How are Crocs like getting a BJ from a guy? They both feel great until you look down and realize you're gay.
Yup. Both should remain in the closet. Kek.
Underrated comment
Real women laugh a croc dudes. Just saying. We totally do.
Real men don't give a fuck about the opinions of women that arent married to him.
So your wife finds your crocs sexy?
My husband wears them when we go camping, just around our campsite or to go fishing in the river. I legitimately DO find it kind of hot how someone so masculine, macho, and handsome has the pure, cool confidence to rock a pair of plastic clogs. I may be an outlier, who knows. ;-)
Yes
Not one single person on planet earth finds crocs sexy. Not even the dude wearing them. People who wear them have just hit “fuck it” in their lives.
They're practical, useful for gardening. You really should stop people from wearing them out in public though.
Hey man I don’t care what people do. I don’t wear them but I just have the “you do you, boo” mentality. You’re not bugging me, do whatever makes you happy.
Be employed and buy actual shoes
It's ok if the socks are color coordinated though right? Right?
Is this Adam Carolla's account? :-P
-Ace Rockola
Speaking of shorts, this above the knees/middle quad shorts trend for men needs to end. It looks like dudes are wearing boxers or boxer/skirt hybrids sometimes.
Let's stick with regular length shorts or cargos. Cargo criticism is stupid.
This is factual.
Eh, I'm only adverse to paying $40+ for some EVA foam shoes.
But I've always been adverse to making brand-name clothing a major component of my personality anyway. Even Carhartt is trying to become a "lifestyle" brand rather than a mark denoting quality construction.
These are OK though, they look like Croc-offs.
$5 at Walmart.....made in the USA
You got a link for that?
I just paid $11.98 at Walmart.
Says made in China.
Bought them last yr but just seen the same ones at my local store.
Look thru the black EVA rack of shoes and see if ya can't find any
Lady pede here.Totally agree.Then I needed gardening shoes snd the internets said Crocs were the best option.It was not long and I found myself wearing the hideous things in public.To the amusement of my relatives who I told never to wear them.
Take a step back. Fine for gardening, out in public not so much. Oh, the humanity! Lol
That’s what I was thinking
They are extremely comfortable.
If you never wore them before, wear socks, or you will probably get a chafe. Crocs & Sox.
You are wearing them for comfort and functionality.
Never socks in the summer!
Wool socks rule.
Cotton socks suck.
I would agree
Crocs eat up socks… so be prepared to buy some new ones. Insanely comfortable though.
Heavy wool socks work just fine.
Cotton socks suck.
REI or Smart Wool merino wool. They come in ultra-light versions too. The merino is not itchy, and they don't try to lie and claim "one size fits all".
I prefer the heavyweight raggwool WigWams. Extra cushioning, extra breathability, and much easier to darn!!!!
Wigwam Elpine is better than Expeditions. They have a little lycra to keep them up. Mostly wool. I buy a dozen every 3 or 4 years. Wear them every work day in construction year round. Wool socks have a side benefit, your boots don't smell horrible. Also use a Peet dryer.
if you need heavyweight outside of winter because your feet always get cold, maybe check your blood pressure or talk to a doc.
I must have gotten a bad batch because my WigWams didn't last as long as SmartWool, but they were comfy. Wear the thick ones when going boot shopping, and go shopping after you've been on your feet all day.
And I never thought I'd be discussing it on Patriots.win, why didn't anyone tell me how to darn wool socks? a $2 needle from walmart, some yarn, and a small pyrex storage container for a darning egg. Patching a Quarter-size worn spot using a youtube video as a guide takes about a half hour and can double the life.
I have WigWams I need to darn.
Never understood the hatred for socks. They're a must.
Buy them and plant things inside them so they grow out of the holes😋
That pro tip is a great idea!
I promise you won't regret it. I always thought they were goofy as fuck but now I don't even care. They are perfect for gardening, kayaking, tubing, camp shoes for backpacking. They are comfortable, won't fall off and will dry off like nothing.
So are Teva's
Don't water in the evening. That's just asking for trouble.
White powdery mildew has entered the chat
Gremlins
Pfizer is developing a mandatory “vaccine” for this, no worries. And don’t even try to tell them, “I don’t wear crocks!”, because that’s dangerous misinformation that will kill grandma
Why are you assuming gender, bigot?
😂🤣😂
Aaaaaand....the normies bought it all out in 16 minutes
Gay!!
Toe shoes are even gayer. https://spy.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/toe-running-shoes-featured-image.jpg?w=1000&h=750&crop=1
Any dude that wears crocs deserves the fate xe gets.
Send my condolences to your family, pede.
Thank you.
that's what you get for wearing those fucking gay things on your feet
And ONLY those things...
Don't forget UGGS.
Unfortunately, I think it's here to stay forever. The sooner Jesus comes to save us from the Croc plague, the better.
I got the cure. Croc pox socks.
Hunter probably has way worse than monkey pox.
Donkey pox
Crocs are fucking awful and for children.
I prefer proper open toe sandals.
Whew! I thought it was fire ants.
Crocs are for chicks.
Nope
Crocs are for gay white people. I say this because almost 80% of people who own boats are white.
These are the typical boat shoe for white people.
As a white man who owns a boat, i agree completely. Just wear normal boat shoes and quit looking like a retard.
mother of god
Not gonna lie, after they get wet and form to your feet, they are damn comfortable!
HOLY SHIT we need a vax NOW!!!
OK this made me lol, but I didn't Quite snort my coffee out my nose
Don’t want to waste anyones’s Covfefe!
Only faggots wear crocs
What the fuck happened with traditional flip flops or mandals??
Support and ergonomics.
I have hiked up mountains in Crocs that I would have never attempted in flip-flops.
I see so many people wearing them now it's crazy. I remember people got made fun of for wearing them about 10 years ago.
Money pox is also croc pox - croc of shit.
Don't care what all the beta males think, crocs rock! I wear them around the house and to the gas station.
Never has any piss-ant queer say a peep about um.
They make 'em with no holes.
I have those, too.
Crocs rule.
Crocs & Toe shoes are equally gay
https://spy.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/toe-running-shoes-featured-image.jpg?w=1000&h=750&crop=1
HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now go shopping to the mall with bare feet and check some reactions.
This guy could teach a master class to Shaun King.
Crocs are comfy
They are indeed.
Like Covid there is a simple prevention. Wear socks.
That's a terminal case right there. May as well end it now while you still have some dignity left. Better than your children having to see you in a lavender cardigan and reading glasses with a chain.
The stench
lol. thats a good one
Hey now, let’s not start a pandemic over nothing at all again. I happen to like my Crocs.
Hopefully not beyond your garden.
It's airborne, and it spreads via sunlight.
The only reason I ever wore those was when I waded in a swimming area that had a lot of rocks once you got past about 30 inches deep. It was much less painful to kick into one with those things on.
I had (and occasionally have recurrences of) plantar fasciitis. Doctor recommended Crocs, and they were a lifesaver. I still hated paying $50 for a $3 piece of plastic, but they were the only thing I could wear and walk without pain for several years.
SOOOO glad that is over with!
Oh shit, those things are $50?? I just assumed people wore them cuz they cost $5 like those bass pro shop hats.
I always went to the outlets and pawed through the clearance bins... fuck paying full price!
50 is MSRP but they go much lower
Crocs also makes a line of ortho shoes.
I got a sports chiropractor. Correct the duck walk, and plantar fasciitis goes away.
Mine was work-related - a sudden switch to extensive ladder work for a period of time.
I got a case of that over the winter, I couldn't walk for 3 weeks. I used heat/cold therapy and stayed off of it as much as possible. I worry about flareups because that shit is painful!
Golf balls and frozen water bottles.
And those electric shiatsu fort massagers are wonderful (as long as the electric is still on...)
It's the absolute worst.
I recall paying more like $5 for them in Wal-mart.
Hey if they work they work.
Mocks.
Croc knockoffs.
Crockoffs
Well done, sir!
This guy needs to be put in the wood chipper just for being such a nerd.