524
Comments (37)
sorted by:
18
Redditcensorsyouandi 18 points ago +19 / -1

"Is that a gang shootout going on over there?!"

"No, that's just 2 groups shooting at each other."

"OH thank God"

10
schiff_for_brains 10 points ago +10 / -0

At least one of the gang members is over 18. For safety!

16
impera 16 points ago +16 / -0

Stupid even by her standards, she was lit up so hard after this that she deleted the tweet and now it seems everyone just pretends a curfew was never proposed.

https://www.bizpacreview.com/2022/05/21/lori-lightfoot-deletes-tweet-detailing-plan-to-curb-crime-by-imposing-curfew-on-minors-1240790/

9
censorthisss 9 points ago +9 / -0

As if the Jr. Jogger Brigade would follow the rules anyway lol

3
MarcusAurelius 3 points ago +3 / -0

And it would only work if the CPD went around in SWAT gear, and rounded up anyone under 18.

But, I guess CPD is defunded.

15
TyrantsAreCucks 15 points ago +15 / -0

Violent criminals usually abide by curfews and government mandates, so this should work out well.

7
LegXIII 7 points ago +8 / -1

Nothing to see here. Families getting ready for Chicago Summer Fun.

1
TommyJarvis 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Taste (of lead) of Chicago Festival!

6
AngelMark 6 points ago +6 / -0

So all the joggers will need an ID to prove they are over 18?

6
findthewarmspot 6 points ago +6 / -0

LOL. So an 18 year old can bring whomever they choose? That’ll do it!

5
RoosterRaiser 5 points ago +5 / -0

LMAO the adults are just as dangerous. This is the dumbest thing I've seen a politician try in a few days. Is she going to use the police (racist!!) to enforce this rule? Or, nah - just tweet about it and hope for the best?

2
TommyJarvis 2 points ago +2 / -0

The cops wouldn’t DARE touch a precious jogger in Chicago.

Joggers and crack heads are strictly off limits.

1
MarcusAurelius 1 point ago +1 / -0

The later.

4
Apersonofinterest 4 points ago +4 / -0

There’s no way this woman was elected legitimately.

1
Abovethefray 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sadly, and expectedly I guess, the opponent was seen as even worse.

Its weird, because on tv shows, these types of things are always brilliant. And stunning.

4
slimcoat 4 points ago +4 / -0

Black cities sure sound like fun.

2
TommyJarvis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Chicago used to keep their blacks well contained on the south side and very isolated pockets on the west side (and this weird little blotch called “Uptown” on the north side where Al Capone’s old bar is located). Now it’s bled out to where the white people live and people are starting to notice “hey, it’s getting a little violent here!”

But it’s always been Wild West Show in the black parts of the city.

3
MocksFordComma 3 points ago +4 / -1

Wait until you have to accompanied by a “city safety officer” to leave your home.

3
TheSphinxIsAFag 3 points ago +3 / -0

6pm curfew! Wow, let's see how well that holds up.

3
4moreyears 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yea I'm sure the 16 year olds violently car jacking people will stay home now

2
MarcusAurelius 2 points ago +2 / -0

She should just say "Hey guys, murder is wrong! Let's work together to have a safe and great summer, Chicago."

Just about as effective.

1
MythArcana 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, dodging bullets is great fun for the kids!

1
SteersBeersandQueers 1 point ago +1 / -0

We got to pump our numbers up Chicongo, don't go out alone we want big mass knife and gun fights

1
Abovethefray 1 point ago +1 / -0

" keep mah name out yo mouf"... the great statesman. Uhhh, statesperson/thing.

1
General_Skywalker 1 point ago +1 / -0

We all call her Larry....

1
TommyJarvis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good thing criminals follow the law, innit?

1
STIDGIT64 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dam for a minute i thought they were cutting down on the number of shootings .

1
CaptainWinston 1 point ago +1 / -0

Literal troll.

1
DearCow 1 point ago +1 / -0

Anyone else here also think the kids will be a hell of a lot worse off with an adult around them?

1
OK_Citizen 1 point ago +1 / -0

But what happens when all the black people they stop don’t have IDs to show their age? RaCiSts!!

1
worldowedexplanation 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol that will work. I like how the media is now calling the riots, shootings, and wilding “unauthorized mass gatherings.”

1
Steady3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Imagine a shit for brains like this trying to give you a pep talk.

1
NeverGiveUpTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

I guess teenagers don’t have summer jobs in Shitcago.

1
Will 1 point ago +1 / -0

So two people can get shot?

1
cook_does 1 point ago +1 / -0

It won’t help, these crackhead families will have mom tweaked out on the couch by noon with drug users coming through the front door, fucking her infront of everyone. And Dad…don’t make me laugh, there is no one around who goes by the title dad.

1
Greenhills 1 point ago +1 / -0

Blacks today wouldnt recognize slavery if it slapped them in the face and told them to be inside after 6 pm,

0
NC_Swish 0 points ago +1 / -1

So.... She is overtly advocating for pedophilia? Typical sick, leftist pervert!

0
NC_Swish 0 points ago +1 / -1

#GroomersGonnaGroom