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CandyCoated45 427 points ago +427 / -0

Are those wax teeth candy we used to get at Halloween?

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OMC-RADIO 332 points ago +332 / -0

No, her last job was a bottle opener.

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User_X 102 points ago +105 / -3

Porn may be more her speed, but who would watch? Is she from AsianStreetMeat?

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Wiggle-Hard 119 points ago +119 / -0

She would shred cock with teeth like that

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your_huckle_berry 81 points ago +81 / -0

like corn on the cobb lol

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BidensPrisonWallet 66 points ago +66 / -0

Through a chain linked fence.

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DystopianDoubleThink 18 points ago +18 / -0

LMAO!

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cyberrigger 7 points ago +7 / -0

FIXED (sort of)

Just use a sharpie

https://i.imgur.com/oUGGRA4.jpeg

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getkek 8 points ago +8 / -0

It’s a purple haired Chuckie Torkleson. And should be under r/Roastie

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Serp-Patriot 41 points ago +41 / -0

I'm readayyyyyy !

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NoahGav 29 points ago +29 / -0

Just in case anybody doesn't understand the reference. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5EKuIus-oE

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doug2 5 points ago +5 / -0

If you didn't shame on you, globalist scum

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 2 points ago +2 / -0

My sides!!

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MastaJoda 21 points ago +22 / -1

Bitch could eat corn through a picket fence with those chompers

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OGpsywar 10 points ago +10 / -0

Are you trying to say she's Bucktoothed?

.. Don't let `em get you down. Buck Up, Buckaroo!

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Big-E 8 points ago +8 / -0

Bucktooffed.

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DonnieTurnip 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's for gapped teeth

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Airvh 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why did I just hear a chain saw start up?

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NavyGuy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Like corn on the cobb you say?

https://youtu.be/o5EKuIus-oE

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Oback_Barama 75 points ago +75 / -0

She looks like a Japanese soldier from a 1942 Bugs Bunny cartoon.

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airborne3502 26 points ago +26 / -0

Underrated comment.

"Bugs Bunny Nips the Nips."

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Lower 5 points ago +5 / -0

or from Gilligan's Island in 1965

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CanuckElhead 4 points ago +4 / -0

I feel less bad that 'Tokyo jokeyo' was my first thought, thanks!

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RyanT282 11 points ago +11 / -0

Pecker Wrecker!

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NavyGuy 3 points ago +4 / -1

🤣

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Reefay 23 points ago +23 / -0

Said bi/poly so there's that

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NavyGuy 7 points ago +7 / -0

Bipolar*

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BidenLikesMiners 3 points ago +3 / -0

shes polySTD friendly.

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Injustice 11 points ago +12 / -1

Definitely human mystery meat seems white but everything else screams mutt. No heritage, no history nothing to be proud of. This is the balkanization they want and these aberrations hate us for having our pride.

Meanwhile here I am, Brazilian born living in Europe shocking people that I am Brazilian and not German, Belgian, Russian or swedish.the bar I am a regular in knows I have a beer cup collection and gifted me some beer cups for my collection. Never painted my hair got piercing or tattoos attention is given freely to me.

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Hanging_Chad 9 points ago +9 / -0

AsianFuckTour, I think

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shaven_llama 6 points ago +6 / -0

Rule 34 is a double-edged sword; somebody would watch.

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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 1 point ago +1 / -0

It might look good from the back.

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BigDuke6 31 points ago +31 / -0

She could eat corn through a picket fence.

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HerbertBailBondsh 24 points ago +24 / -0

Her?

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Pr0xenus 8 points ago +9 / -1

Don't be an Ann hog.

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AlzheimersJoe 16 points ago +16 / -0

KEK

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FattyWatt 7 points ago +7 / -0

used to suckin on Squirt bottles

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NullifyAndSecede 112 points ago +114 / -2

The reason government employees are so disproportionately vile is that state authority attracts low-status, low-quality people who are now in the position to demand the respect and deference that they would never be able to earn otherwise.

– Michael Malice

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fjzappa 45 points ago +45 / -0

This is a consistent theme in the Ayn Rand novels. Government attracts weak people who wish to exert power over their betters.

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Nw501 5 points ago +5 / -0

In a Rand novel, characters are either hard and athletic capitalists with diamond chiseled chins, or they're incompetent fat, toad-like soup burners.

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SqRt7744 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is hilariously spot on.

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Amaroq64 4 points ago +4 / -0

At first I thought that was just a literary device, but over time I started to realize that you often can judge a book by its cover in real life, lol.

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fjzappa 1 point ago +1 / -0

... as in real life.

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NoGardE 1 point ago +1 / -0

I really wish her villains would go back to being unrealistic, but for the past 7 years they've instead appeared understated.

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Barangus 36 points ago +36 / -0

I like that guy too. Brutal honesty amuses me.

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NullifyAndSecede 43 points ago +44 / -1

The big argument in Washington is whether the government should expand its size and scope in the name of freedom or in the name of equality.

– Michael Malice

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Tejas_Pepe 28 points ago +29 / -1

Everyday all across this nation Conservatives willingly hand their children over to their enemy - Michael Malice on public education

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BidenLikesMiners 4 points ago +4 / -0

“I’m probably like 160 pounds right now and can catch a dick whenever I want.” – A. Schumer

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TrumpersUnited 15 points ago +21 / -6

I would like him if he didn't block me on Twitter for mild criticism. This dude likes to be the edge lord that instalts everybody but can't take even a little bit of pushback. Fuck that guy. Fuck Mark cernovich too.

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LadyPedette 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yep, hate Cernovich. Gave him a chance before, never will revisit. Malice irritates me with his voice and attitude so much, I couldn't reasonably listen to him for long.

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454evr 3 points ago +3 / -0

So were Bobby Fischer and Benjamin Freedman. What of it?

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Reefay 31 points ago +31 / -0

Yup. After a career of working with government people (as a commercial contractor), they are all morons.

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TheScream 17 points ago +17 / -0

It is almost like adversaries in Asia and Europe got control of our economy and have given over all power to the freaks before they destroy us.

Getting kicks I am sure.

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keeponwinning 30 points ago +30 / -0

Not almost like, it is. Literally.

On January 10, 1963, Representative A. S. Herlong, Jr. of Florida read 45 goals of Communism in America into the Congressional Record. Listed at #26 was to “present homosexuality, degeneracy, and promiscuity as normal, natural and healthy.” What was considered abhorrent behavior and a sin by all of the world’s major religions only a half-century ago is not only accepted and ostensibly “legitimized” today, but is being openly celebrated at the White House and state houses across America.

https://www.theblaze.com/45-communist-goals

  1. Present homosexuality, degeneracy and promiscuity as "normal, natural and healthy."

This is the Gramscian agenda of the "long march through the institutions" spelled out explicitly: gradual takeover of the "means of communication" and then using those vehicles to debauch the culture and weaken the will of the individual to resist.

Today those few who still have the courage to advocate public morality are denounced and viciously attacked. Most Americans are entirely unwitting regarding the motives behind this agenda.

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TheScream 14 points ago +14 / -0

I remember hearing Obama rant about "trans bathroom" out of the blue. It was like, whaaaat?

edit: Thank you for this pede. I read this about 4 or 5 years ago. Wow. their objectives have progressed since then. #39 is interesting and has not come about yet.

  1. Discredit and eventually dismantle the FBI.
  1. Infiltrate and gain control of more unions.

  2. Infiltrate and gain control of big business.

Turn America into a socialist police state.

  1. Transfer some of the powers of arrest from the police to social agencies.

  2. Dominate the psychiatric profession and use mental health laws as a means of gaining coercive control over those who oppose communist goals.

  3. Discredit the family as an institution. Encourage promiscuity and easy divorce.

  4. Emphasize the need to raise children away from the negative influence of parents. Attribute prejudices, mental blocks and retarding of children to suppressive influence of parents.

  5. Create the impression that violence and insurrection are legitimate aspects of the American tradition; that students and special interest groups should rise up and make a "united force" to solve economic, political or social problems.

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Nugmonster 3 points ago +3 / -0

Its because his "wife" needed one...

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keeponwinning 2 points ago +2 / -0

#39 is interesting and has not come about yet.

https://www.madinamerica.com/2020/06/frantz-fanons-radical-approach-psychiatry-psychotherapy/

Do you know why there are ethical rules about not diagnosing public figures they've never met in Us psychotherapy? Because they used to do it to leading conservatives.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_abuse_of_psychiatry#United_States

How the soviets used it:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_abuse_of_psychiatry_in_the_Soviet_Union

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TheScream 2 points ago +2 / -0

The goal of these practices was to encourage community-building and self-determination among the patients—a “reconstitution” of the social—rather than force them to submit to the authority of a patronizing medical establishment.

He is describing what is being done to the conservative normals in this society. Not what we have done to others.

So I guess we need community building.

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marvinthehaggler 11 points ago +11 / -0

Updoot for mentioning Gramsci.

Everyone thinks they "know" Marx (but typically they do not). Some say they know Alinsky, but typically only know a little.

Very few name Gramsci.

And for my money, there is no one more responsible for articulating the shit soup we're in now, than that hunchback psychopath. May he burn in Hell.

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NavyGuy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Finally remember this. You reminded me of John Welch's speech from 1958.

https://youtu.be/AZU0c8DAIU4

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NavyGuy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bingo! Comment section is where its at!!! Pure gold mine!

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MeloniaisMelons 7 points ago +7 / -0

I think the word you were looking for is pedophiles.

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cajun_robear 12 points ago +12 / -0

Looks like a government worker has seen your reply.

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NullifyAndSecede 9 points ago +11 / -2

There are a surprising number of them on this site, to which all I can say is:

STOP

WORKING

FOR

THE

ENEMY

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Smurfection 9 points ago +9 / -0

so you think we should join Gramsci's Long March Thru the Institutions by just letting them have the Institutions?

I think quite the contrary. We need to make the Long March our own. That is, just as the left seized these institutions by never hiring, promoting, awarding, praising or giving any credit to anyone who wasn't on the left and practicing the principle "No Enemies To The Left", we need to do that same. Start taking over the Institutions from in the inside by never hiring, promoting, awarding, praising or giving any credit to anyone who isn't on the right. "No Enemies to the Right" should be our strategy too.

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NullifyAndSecede 4 points ago +4 / -0

We should repeatedly, consistently and emphatically distance ourselves from the institutions until they cease to exist.

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Smurfection 8 points ago +8 / -0

Governments never cease to exist. They only get replaced. The entire point to elections is to make that replacement peaceful and orderly.

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glow-operator-2-0 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was honestly hoping for that after 2016, but the Deep State is long embedded.

Kinda sucks. On the bright side, it is a wild ride that's going to get wilder.

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yuge_covfefe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or be like Ron Swanson.

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thisguy883 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just not the actor who plays him.

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bull_in_a_china_shop 10 points ago +10 / -0

I knew a guy in college who just outright admitted this in a private conversation I had with him. He currently works for the government and has been pretending to be a woman for at least the past four years.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 31 points ago +31 / -0

Spoiler alert: she has no bottom teeth.

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HerbertBailBondsh 33 points ago +33 / -0

She? Are you a biologist?

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wantstogomoon 18 points ago +18 / -0

It? Are you a dentist?

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UnitedStatesofSmash 14 points ago +14 / -0

Sheeeeeiiiiiiiit...

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Dudemanfoo 9 points ago +9 / -0

I fucking love this place.

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R-A-T-S- 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've taken a biology class, and quite frankly, I don't know what the fuck that thing is.

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ICantSneed 29 points ago +30 / -1

Mental unwellness, demonic possession, and evil nature often physically manifests. Those who are ugly inside will be ugly on the outside. This is the Hermetic principle of correspondence, as conveyed by Hermes Trismegistus himself. As above, so below. As below, so above. As without, so within. In this case, as within, so without. This person is unwell, and has an ugly heart. This person should be kept away from children by any means, lest they be corrupted and made ugly as well.

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Hawksendoom 7 points ago +8 / -1

Uptrump this truth!

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JMaN 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is what is happening:

https://patriots.win/p/15Hv74fjNL/no/c/

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Vengance 258 points ago +258 / -0

My God, this fucking country is in so much trouble. How the fuck are there so many mentally ill people out there?

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DrCowboyPresident 261 points ago +261 / -0

Because it's being rewarded.

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LetsG0Brandon 28 points ago +28 / -0

E.O.E. was a slippery ass slope!

Everything merging into globo-woke-hyper-corporate, value-engineered race to the bottom trash.

Path to success? Fail upward!

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alanlovestea 18 points ago +18 / -0

In my last company, the purple haired HR talked in public about hiring more purple hairs.

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Throwingway22 13 points ago +14 / -1

It's far simpler than that. It's exceedingly hard to fire pain in the ass employees in government jobs. It's far easier to promote them out of your department. Without a profit incentive/no definable measure of success, supervisors only need to care about how easy the day is for them.

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80960KA 6 points ago +6 / -0

Peter Principle

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Throwingway22 7 points ago +7 / -0

Not quite. The Peter principle applies to employees that are competent at one job, and promoted because of their competence, but end up in a position beyond their competence.

What I'm describing is a person that is not competent but is recommended for promotion because that's the only way to get rid of them.

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orange_popcicle 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh, you mean like Bill Clinton.

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Throwingway22 6 points ago +6 / -0

I don't know about that. The Clinton's may be evil, but they aren't incompetent. I'd say Dubya and Obama, and obviously Biden, are much better examples in recent presidents. Then probably back to Carter.

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80960KA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah true, I guess the Peter Principle does imply a baseline level of competence that often isn't there at all.

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localhost 23 points ago +23 / -0

Just like with government subsidies to help the poor makes more poor people, so does rewarding people for degenerate behavior. Do not feed the bears.

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LetsG0Brandon 8 points ago +8 / -0

When the bears get fed, or reliant on humans, they end up getting holes put in them...

That's

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yes, and heavily promoted.

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TakingBackCA 8 points ago +8 / -0

Indeed, humans are incentive-based creatures.

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JMaN 6 points ago +6 / -0

The worst is talking to someone about politics and they say something about what they can "get" for literally nothing...

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Farage_massage 5 points ago +5 / -0

“Created” even…

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Shakakka99 70 points ago +70 / -0

Worse, they're all attracted to jobs in academia. Like moths to flame, these lunatics flock to schools and campuses where they prop up each other's psychoses and create safe-space echo chambers that protect themselves from the actual world... all while teaching innocent kids to be like them.

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Wolf_22 38 points ago +38 / -0

100% spot-on. As someone who works in academia (higher ed), it's like a goddamn magnet and since universities have absolutely no accountability, don't expect it to end anytime soon.

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Hawksendoom 8 points ago +8 / -0

Truth

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Colonel_Chestbridge 8 points ago +8 / -0

Most of them go into psychology

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MehNahMehNah 7 points ago +7 / -0

Some of the most mentally unwell people I've ever known feel a psychology degree is where it's at.

Validation I suppose.

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Smarmcastic 4 points ago +4 / -0

There are still supposed to be boards of ethics governing licenses and if that entry above is legit, it would warrant a suspension or possible even a permanent removal of her (?) license.

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xzars_folly 4 points ago +4 / -0

Its well known that the completely insane go into psychology to try and treat themselves.

Anybody with psy major that didn't go on to a masters or doctorate and is not working in clinical, government, or marketing: run, that person is bat-shit insane.

In fact outside of clinical psychologists, who are at least healers and benevolent for it... I wouldn't want to deal with the professionals either. Since for Government they are working in mind control, and its well known marketing is little more than con-artistry with a white collar. Both are adept at manipulating people to do what they don't want to do.

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QEBL486 33 points ago +33 / -0

Because we no longer lock crazy people up, we give them “degrees” now and let them in positions of power

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JMaN 22 points ago +22 / -0

“A time is coming when men will go mad, and when they see someone who is not mad, they will attack him, saying, 'You are mad; you are not like us.”

― St. Antony the Great

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defendthepatriarchy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sorely underrated comment.

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your_huckle_berry 14 points ago +14 / -0

It was all intentional and by design to weaponize them. For example, welfare and government dependent crazies are being weaponized now. Wait until their goodies get cut off. They will be activated on America like sleeper cells. Some are already being used through Antifa, SJW'a, Mob activists, College Institutions and BLM now. And then their favorite...Convicts...Arm up people and protect your loved ones.

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QEBL486 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah they won’t make it very far on my property, if I’m out and about im always with my friends Smith and Wesson so I know they’ll have my back

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KAGMAGIC2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Will that ever happen? Because while they may go crazy, it would save the country. Cutting off the freebies may make them go crazy, but it'll also make them very dead. More than half the country is armed conservatives with families to protect.

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xkgb 11 points ago +11 / -0

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deinstitutionalisation

Deinstitutionalisation (or deinstitutionalization) is the process of replacing long-stay psychiatric hospitals with less isolated community mental health services for those diagnosed with a mental disorder or developmental disability. In the late 20th century, it led to the closure of many psychiatric hospitals, as patients were increasingly cared for at home, in halfway houses and clinics, in regular hospitals, or not at all.

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defendthepatriarchy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Michael Savage once mentioned that we used to have bug houses (institutions) and work camps in California to take people who were mentally ill and couldn't handle the day to day rigors, they were separated from the general population. The deinstitutionalisation has led to the mentally ill walking amongst us, voting and gaining positions of power.

It's very sad, and what's more is how fast a civilization can decline in less than 60 years due to continuing to walk toward the edge of a cliff with really shitty societal policies implemented while good ones are removed.

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speedychef 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's being taught in school

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OldGreg 145 points ago +145 / -0

Here we have a walking case study in psychosis, gender dysphoeia, as well as the fact that this poor mule thinks it’s human. Discuss the implications of this animal becoming a school teacher below.

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JMaN 58 points ago +58 / -0

This meme:

https://patriots.win/p/15Hv74fjNL/no/c/

My mom took me to a psychiatrist when I was college aged. The psychiatrist laughed at me as she corrected my pronunciation of the word "psilocybin"... I was kind of shocked after she did this. After she showed me great disrespect instead of kindly correcting my pronunciation I told her that she should put down the extra large McDonald's iced tea and properly manage her weight before she should be giving anyone advice. (This is a true story)

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stupiditymeter 14 points ago +15 / -1

Worst case scenario, you could just run through the doorframe and then laugh at how she got stuck in it. (This is a true reply to your true story)

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JMaN 1 point ago +1 / -0

(Nice!)

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OldGreg 10 points ago +10 / -0

Good

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plasma 8 points ago +9 / -1

the concept of a woman psychiatrist is very amusing

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I_Used_to_be_me 12 points ago +12 / -0

To be fair, as a guy, I found them to be the only ones I was comfortable with. Never had any psychotic issues or anything, but I did go for anxiety and mild depression when I was younger - a kind of teenage angst thing. I couldn’t talk to any male psychologists/psychiatrists. It just felt weird. Women were fine… was like talking to a mother or aunt. And I wasn’t really ever looking for advice anyway, just someone to talk and/or vent to since I sure as shit wasn’t going to do that with any family or friends.

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plasma 4 points ago +4 / -0

understandable

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I_Used_to_be_me 8 points ago +8 / -0

Though on the flip side, the best “psychiatrist” I ever had was my guitar teacher when I was like 12-15 or so (male). Obviously he wasn’t a certified psych or mental health person, but I got more mental help during those 30 minute lessons than anywhere else lol.

I guess that’s kinda the thing… I always knew the paid psychiatrists were all phony and only doing it because they were paid. For whatever reason, females were easier to talk to in that situation. Sure, my guitar teacher got paid, but he was/is a genuine friend too, even today/over 20 years later. Taught (and “psych’d”) all my best friends as well, came to our band practices, studio time, etc.

Not a split second of formal education and he helped me (and so many others) more than any professionals could ever dream of

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HighlanderCCG 5 points ago +5 / -0

I like that story. I think it shows why it’s important for more men to go out of their way to mentor young men.

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ihaveotherthingstodo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yet another example of the importance of fathers and father figures.

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defendthepatriarchy 3 points ago +3 / -0

There's a reason the verse in the bible states that iron sharpens iron. Women can't be bros, nor can they be Dad or your brother or the one who will make another poor bastard bleed his guts out for you in vengeance.

I tell you this with the utmost honesty but you more than likely needed another male to discuss your anxiety and mild depression and tell you to search deep within yourself and ask the question, "What kind of man do you want to be?" Young men need guidance and need to be challenged, if not molded and hardened by another man. It is important to be listened to and not mocked when you're trying to be vulnerable, but it's also important to be receptive and keep an open mind when having your perspective challenged.

Don't know where you are in life today. Hopefully kicking ass and sleeping on a big pile of money.

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I_Used_to_be_me 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah I hear ya, and I did always have someone - usually a baseball coach, or sometimes even a friend’s older brother, something like that. Just for whatever reason, in professional settings, I could never click with male phychs.

Anyway, today… well, the piles of cash were a damn real possibility until Biden, but that seems unlikely now. But I’m doing alright, married, just bought my first house (my god, it’s only been a week and everything hurts lol), and the wife’s preggers with our first child (just found out it’s a male. I mean, I’m no biologist, but the blood work did say “male”), so things are pretty good.

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Never but never ever ever, but never ever tell a woman about your problems."

  • Reverend Jesse Lee Peterson
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johnrambo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Up until the last year all of my caretakers were women. Doctors, Dentist, Accountants.... Good is the enemy of great.

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I_Used_to_be_me 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well if it’s any consolation,I haven’t been to them in like 15 years, and all the others are male lol. All my doctors (which I never really fo to anyway except recent dental work) are actually childhood friends of my father, which actually kinda sucks because they’re all on the verge of retirement. Probably about time to find new ones anyway

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johnrambo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not here to judge, it's who you're comfortable with and trust.

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Changed777 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh my gosh lol

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CommiesAreFags 22 points ago +23 / -1

Teachers need to teach subjects and facts and math not personal ideology or sexual preferences. We are so far behind in science and math.

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OldGreg 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yep

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glazierbuckle 8 points ago +8 / -0

I always wondered what a reverse furry would look like.

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detransthrowaway 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh my god.

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4more 4 points ago +4 / -0

And they say home schooling screws kids up.

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OldGreg 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s probably saved more than emergency services nationwide.

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OrangeFruitGood 2 points ago +2 / -0

"This poor mule thinks it's human" is the funniest thing I've read in here.

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OldGreg 2 points ago +2 / -0

Glad to help, fren.

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OrangeFruitGood 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you, fren. Laughter is good for health!

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Wiggle-Hard 107 points ago +107 / -0

Jeez with teeth like that she looks like the Mccdonalds Grimace fucked a Clydesdale. Her blow job name is Shredder. That row of two by fours sticking out of her skull reminds me I need to fix up my shed. The only time this bitch should see children is after she loses the Kentucky Derby and looks towards the crowd. What an ugly bitch she is, I bet her house smells like cat piss and depression

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MrM1A2 30 points ago +31 / -1

This isn't the first roast contest you have won, is it?

In Skill, Length and Burn Diversity. 10/10

wtfomglmao

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Wiggle-Hard 11 points ago +11 / -0

Greg Geraldo energy is what I'm about

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HoneyBadgerInc 12 points ago +12 / -0

Man. What a tirade, well done.

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DeportAntifa 7 points ago +7 / -0

That was a banger

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KAGMAGIC2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

should post that in her (its a her right) thread

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QEBL486 87 points ago +87 / -0

How can one be so called “genderfluid” and bi at the same time? Has she/he/it researched its own psychiatric disorder ?

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IvIA6A 12 points ago +12 / -0

I prefer syrup

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cuntard 3 points ago +3 / -0

i get that reference

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memechallenger33 29 points ago +29 / -0

Bi means she’s into boys and girls. Poly means she can be in love with multiple people. Genderfluid means she can’t decide what gender to be, so she chose all of them.

I hate that I actually knew this nonsense. I need to go wipe my brain with disinfectant.

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QEBL486 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah put some 409 on that brain to wash that garbage out. Alls I’m sayn’ is her self description contradicts itself, can’t be bi AND genderfluid, by being bi she is acknowledging she is female, so is she not genderfluid then? This is why these people need to be institutionalized

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GodSaveTheWest 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dont be ashamed, its better to know your enemy than be ignorant. Unless you'd prefer to be ignorant, it is more blissful after all.

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talltellmanson 4 points ago +4 / -0

Its good to know their dogma otherwise we come off as "stupid lame adults who just don't get it" and they can safely disregard your arguments.

So yeah... Know your enemy is generally a good tactic but they nobody's ever had to do that in clown world. Were in uncharted territory.

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Bob_Wahr 4 points ago +4 / -0

I thought the poly was for polygrip

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memechallenger33 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sick burn.

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talltellmanson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Because their dogma differentiates sexual attraction and gender.

They claim gender is how you express your outer appearance and sexuality is who you want to have sex with.

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SirWompalot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Two different words saying the same thing: she doesn't know crap about crap.

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MythArcana 68 points ago +69 / -1

Every time you see a woman in psychiatry, they are shitbird nuts crazy.

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Womp_womp 27 points ago +27 / -0

my psychotic drug doing, school skipping law breaking neice wants to become a social worker. Go figure.

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sorossockpuppet2 10 points ago +10 / -0

They think since they've been run through the system they're going to turn around and have some new vision and mission

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Throwingway22 10 points ago +10 / -0

Literally the worst financial decision anyone can make is going to school to be a social worker. Needing a master's degree to enter a field with a salary cap under 50k? Good luck fueling the drug habit on that.

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I_Used_to_be_me 4 points ago +4 / -0

My cousin’s husband went to Colombia for a masters to be a social worker Lmao. Assloads of student debt, even though he got a full ride to NYU/coulda gotten the same degree for free

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HighlanderCCG 7 points ago +7 / -0

It’s funny that someone who made such an obviously bad decision is supposed to help other people make decisions

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I_Used_to_be_me 3 points ago +3 / -0

Seriously. And imagine thinking “yea, NYU might be free, but it really isn’t good enough.” Wtf lol.

I feel bad talking shit because I like the poor bastard, but yea what a horrible decision that was.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 19 points ago +19 / -0

Pretty much the same story for the men from what I've seen. I know a male psychoanalyst who is a queer communist in a heterosexual relationship with a queer communist baby mama, raising their two sons gender neutral. Both of them are batshit crazy and their poor kids have no chance for a normal life.

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FiresideRant 10 points ago +10 / -0

They go into psychiatry to learn for themselves what is wrong with everyone else.

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thallos 6 points ago +6 / -0

Every single person I know who was a psychologist said they went into it to find out what was wrong with themselves.

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PromiseImNotASpook 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can tell them for free: Hysteria.

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MythArcana 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yup, pretty much this. I worked for a mom & pop business, and pop put mom in charge of scheduling, phone and employee management. Every five minutes she would rant about taking psychology courses in college while she was on medications and wine all day long. Oooooh, boy, had to quit after 7 months. Couldn't take that psycho one more minute.

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Kissaki 7 points ago +7 / -0

They're all crazy...

Jeffrey A. Schaler, Ph.D., Professor of Psychology (The Myth of Mental Illness)

The lunatics are literally running the asylum, act accordingly.

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MythArcana 3 points ago +4 / -1

Schaler

Found the problem.

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flashersenpai 3 points ago +3 / -0

psych is for crazy people in general

a long rich history of mentally ill people acting like they are above it all

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Dictator_Bob 49 points ago +49 / -0

23, gay, and I will be pushing my sexual fetishes on all of you all of the time.

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Dictator_Bob 25 points ago +25 / -0

a lady who is always bragging about her open relationship

Part of her fetish is telling you about it. They also want the government to tell you about it, all the time. There's no pride here.

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Throwingway22 11 points ago +11 / -0

Loving your own sin. Satanic.

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PromiseImNotASpook 11 points ago +11 / -0

There is normally only one person in the relationship who is cool with/wants it to be "poly". My guess is that it is her and she's the one cheating and calling it a "poly" relationship to justify the fact that shes a fucking slut that belongs to the streets.

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RedditIs4Retards 8 points ago +8 / -0

If their kids find out, they will despise them. Read about a whore in a similar relationship and when the 10 year old kid found out, he wouldn't speak to her for a long time

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JESUSJUGS 33 points ago +33 / -0

That’s the ugliest troll doll that I’ve ever seen.

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hocuspocusfocusjeep 22 points ago +23 / -1

This is the one case I would have been in favor of abortion

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loveshock 13 points ago +13 / -0

See I think we all agree on abortion. Some of just just want to give the individual a few years to prove itself....but there's nothing wrong with 70th trimester abortions if the result is a fucking groomer.

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stupiditymeter 5 points ago +7 / -2

Nooooooooo! You have to save and protect all the democrat babies! What did I buy a woodchipper and two helicopters now for! Reeeee!

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LUXURY_USERNAME 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dude I was thinking this too, just have the mom defer the abortion until the baby is 18 and then the kid can decide if they want to go through with the abortion or not. If not they have to move out.

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FreeBird_91 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not necessarily. I wonder what the parents look like.

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Jack_HinsonTN 5 points ago +5 / -0

Annoying to use though, what with the loud "REEEEEEEE" it makes for being relegated to the kitchen.

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mumblenuggets 13 points ago +13 / -0

Democrat Kiddie Rapers want your children.

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crashdaddy 12 points ago +12 / -0

I found the original post, but it's a minefield of "removed by moderator" comments. The reveddit post is much better.

Edit: I knew my attitude would be represented in there somewhere (but sadly no upvotes):

On second thought, you probably shouldn't be within 100 yards of any minors

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Fuck_reddit34 5 points ago +5 / -0

Good comment: oints9 months ago If you were any more uncertain you'd be a dead cat in a box.

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germ-x 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is reveddit like an alt to Reddit, or does it just let you see deleted posts/comments? If it's the latter, then man it gives me hope seeing all of those "get the fuck away from my kids", "you're mentally ill" type comments. Maybe there's hope for people to wake up yet.

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detransthrowaway 2 points ago +2 / -0

Reveddit is just another site that removes deleted comments.

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South_Florida_Guy 12 points ago +12 / -0

Why don't you have bottom teeth?

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younglion11 11 points ago +11 / -0

Why do they always have brightly colored hair? Aren’t the brightest colored organisms in nature considered the most toxic?

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Joequill 6 points ago +6 / -0

You might be on to something with that observation.

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FUSnowflake 2 points ago +2 / -0

The scientific term is "aposematism."

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ParticleCannon 1 point ago +1 / -0

The leftist defense to this observation is "that's for predators. you noticed it. you're a predator. I'm taking your children for my enjoyment their safety"

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flashersenpai 1 point ago +1 / -0

they are and it works for humans too

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runonce 9 points ago +9 / -0

Shut up donkey.

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DaayTerkErJerbs 9 points ago +9 / -0

Wonder if super ugly people say theyre poly in the hopes it will trick someone into believing anyone would be desperate enough to fuck them

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ParticleCannon 1 point ago +1 / -0

When you try to make your gender identity your only defining trait, I assume that yes you're fishing for other one dimensional suicide bait.

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TrustyShellback 8 points ago +8 / -0

"Bi, Poly, genderfluid" means "Degenerate, Whore, Mentally Unstable".

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Joequill 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes, yes it does.

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ScoobyDeux 6 points ago +6 / -0

The patients are running the asylum

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ihavethingstodo 5 points ago +5 / -0

She wouldn’t last 5 mins in a middle school classroom.

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mostlyatnight 5 points ago +5 / -0

why do they always look like this ?what is wrong with these people?

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Beardedboom 5 points ago +5 / -0

when Bugs Bunny got drunk and fucked Megan Rapinoe

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CornTurd 4 points ago +4 / -0

She could chew corn through a fence

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Tendrath 4 points ago +4 / -0

WTF is that thing?

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Moonlight 4 points ago +4 / -0

Psychiatry researcher? You know it's fake.

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PhilosoGuido 4 points ago +4 / -0

Needs to be a psychiatric research subject.

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ParticleCannon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Perpetual university student. They don't have to face reality if they just stay in the Safe Space.

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8bit_mixtape 4 points ago +4 / -0

Damn she looks like a Jap from those WW2 propaganda cartoons

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Gizmo17 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just because you are unfuckable and do nothing about it doesn’t mean you are a different gender.

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malooch 4 points ago +4 / -0

every person I know in the psychiatry field is a fucking loon

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DZP1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Someday someone will wake up and she will be standing over them with a knife.

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GontMawr 4 points ago +4 / -0

She looks like she comes from a stable family....

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KonyHawk_ProSlaver 4 points ago +4 / -0

There are so many mentally ill people in psychology and related fields...

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Magadelic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Every Color of Unfuckable

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Gunmolester 3 points ago +3 / -0

Roasting her is the only way she will ever be hot

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RyanT282 1 point ago +1 / -0

Niiiiice!

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Pepelosi 3 points ago +3 / -0

Woodchipper.

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ParticleCannon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably, but it looks like she brushed and flossed so we can't tell.

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MobileDev4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thing Three the retarded sibling of Thing one and two.

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Coprolite 3 points ago +3 / -0

Some people worry about going to Hell when they die. Others make their lives Hell and live in it.

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WashingtonPede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Holy fuck we are doomed.

That thing is an abomination to anything good or beautiful. Satan is real.

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nzsvz9 3 points ago +3 / -0

Freak.

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catinmylapone 3 points ago +3 / -0

Even the shallowest of dives into the pool of self examination should yield a treasure trove of knowledge into the realm of deeply disturbed psychosis and mental illness. Clinician heal thyself.

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ravioli_king 3 points ago +3 / -0

Psychiatry? More evidence the mechanic's car is the last to get fixed.

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JaevlaSkit 3 points ago +3 / -0

A person with a mental illness gets hired as a psychiatry researcher?

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CovfefeVideo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kids, if you give your teacher an apple, count your fingers.

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Pepe_longcockings 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is that her face or did her neck have diarrhea?

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OwlHoller 3 points ago +3 / -0

Grow out your natural hair, long and straight will help with the jaw line, and literally pay a few hundred bucks to file / shape your front teeth.

In a few months you could post an “after picture” of this freak and literally not understand how it could be so different.

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-225- 3 points ago +3 / -0

The good news is that the damage she will be doing to kids is going to be limited to the short time between now and when she voluntarily eats a 9mm cure for gender dysphoria.

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Yeti2 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'd pull my children out of school

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2008RonPaul2012 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haven't you?

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Yeti2 1 point ago +1 / -0

They already finished college. We switched the younger to a homeschooling hybrid, was a good decision.

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2008RonPaul2012 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice.

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Here4thememology 3 points ago +3 / -0

that there is a demon

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TheSonOfGadsden 3 points ago +3 / -0

When did Baba Booey get a sex change

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VarusSPQR 2 points ago +2 / -0

Horsed tooth jackass

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RyanT282 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hell, even Baba Booey doesn't have teeth this horrific. This is frightening.

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Baddudecornpop87 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would say she looks like a beaver but beavers build their own homes and have no college debt

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Deuteronomy7-2 3 points ago +3 / -0

She'll be roasting one day.

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KillACommie4Mommy 1 point ago +1 / -0

👏