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swift_water 207 points ago +209 / -2

Double masking lmao

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RIPIsaacKappy 135 points ago +135 / -0

At minimum.

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_Eric_Ciaramella_ 77 points ago +77 / -0

Anal tracking chips

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MakeAmericaWinAgain 30 points ago +30 / -0

At minimum

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Escapethink 7 points ago +7 / -0

Butt mask and temperature check required before entering facility.

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tom_of_rj_fame 62 points ago +62 / -0

Un-fucking believable. From the frying pan to the fire. Never let them take the guns. Never.

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 6 points ago +6 / -0

Aussies voted left bunch of cucks.

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clownworld30330 17 points ago +17 / -0

Wrapping a pillow around your head will GUARANTEE you don't get covid, monkeypox, or any pox.

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invalid_data 3 points ago +3 / -0

They may even go....triple mask.

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bigdickhangsright 50 points ago +50 / -0

I mean... why not triple or quadruple masking? Does this new PM not care??

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DJTrump 9 points ago +9 / -0

Why not just force people to stop breathing at that point? well, in sense, that's exactly what they want.

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ModernKnight 2 points ago +2 / -0

Everyone needs to wear a plastic bag over the head. After just ten minutes of treatment it gives immunity to all diseases.

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borga 39 points ago +39 / -0

makes sense for a virus that needs fluid to spread. Makes sense ...

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clownworld30330 19 points ago +19 / -0

triple condoms

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borga 7 points ago +7 / -0

steel condoms

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F33lingFr0ggy 7 points ago +7 / -0

Make chastity belts great again!

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ChuckedBeef 21 points ago +21 / -0

Not even airborne though? WTF?

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GA_Logic 13 points ago +13 / -0

They are claiming that it can be airborne now...

Hahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahaha..........

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Standingoak 8 points ago +8 / -0

Well shit doesn't smell good. And the boys in the spa rubbing the Pox on each other..............IDK??

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ObongoForPrison2020 107 points ago +108 / -1

This is so fucking fake and only one person in the comments picked up on it. Embarrassing.

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alfredbester 40 points ago +41 / -1

I'm like, how far do I have to scroll before someone says this shit is fake

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m12lrpv 12 points ago +14 / -2

As an Australian... it's totally believable. Sad but true. These idiots got in not because of covid. There were 2 groups that changed their vote. Those that were angry that the federal government didn't step in to protect them from the states and another group that wanted the federal government to step in and lock down the entire country as bad as some states chose to lock themselves down. Unfortunately they sent their votes in the wrong direction. To the very side that would have done it worse and now we're in the same hell that the USA is in.

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Sheprecon31 5 points ago +5 / -0

I don't know as a Brit I think it's worse for Oz not picking sides brother at least the states can basically tell pedo Joe to get fucked Oz is well and truly done 4 get out brother your welcome here and no doubt in the USA not over blowing it look at those cunts locked in there yards in China it's not totally out of the realm of possibility it will happen in Oz

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NikolaiVsevolodovich 10 points ago +10 / -0

We're not immune from our own buying shit hook line and sinker.

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Filthy_MALE 2 points ago +2 / -0

I came here to allay people’s fears.

It’s a shitpost. I can’t think of a politician anywhere who would seriously propose this. Maybe some local level nutcase. Maybe.

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Sheprecon31 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope your joke doesn't become a real to life meme 👍💪👍💪

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brundlefly777 2 points ago +2 / -0

Other than looking to verify the tweet ourselves, is this really so far out of line from not only what we'd expect, but from what insane assholes have said about covid for the past two years, setting an insane, assholish precedent for anything else that would come? I thought it was real and I'm not even slightly embarrassed...

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StarveTheRINOs 68 points ago +71 / -3

How the hell did Aussies elect a fascist.

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MAGA_wont_quit 94 points ago +94 / -0

As elected as Joe Biden was.

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clownworld30330 29 points ago +29 / -0

Yes. Selected.

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InternationalSpy007 18 points ago +19 / -1

sadly, unlike the US elections, actual polls indicated that Australians actually chose to be under tyrannical rule

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the_sky_is_falling 17 points ago +17 / -0

Unfortunately this is true.

Remember those horrifying stories from Melbourne?

You'd be more horrified to learn that a majority of the people in Melbourne thought the state of Victoria didn't go far enough.

They are actually are this fucking retarded.

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MakeAmericaWinAgain 6 points ago +6 / -0

Oh well. Maybe they’ll serve the rest of the world as an example.

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the_sky_is_falling 7 points ago +7 / -0

Unfortunately the example will be - we should do what the people of Melbourne did.

There are more fucking retard NPCs in the world than there are freedom loving patriots.

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morememesplz 6 points ago +6 / -0

Biggest surprise from covid. Aussies have this rugged image in my mind. But they are very much a people paralyzed by unwarranted fear.

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pcpoet 1 point ago +1 / -0

try the effects of being a prison colony

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Norwegianskier 1 point ago +1 / -0

There Are more people who believe the media.

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Plashler 1 point ago +1 / -0

After everything you've seen, the constant lies and propaganda and the lengths these people will go to, you believe "polls"?

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VarusSPQR 41 points ago +41 / -0

Over there you can choose from Commie and commie lite.

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becky21k1 21 points ago +28 / -7

Sort of like Democrat and Republican then

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the_sky_is_falling 7 points ago +7 / -0

Atleast in America, there are some Republicans in power who are like DeSantis.

They don't have that luxury in Australia - all their "conservatives in power" are basically the equivalent of centrist Democrats.

People like DeSantis wouldn't win.

Heck, many weren't even aware that the current government that lost was supposedly a centrist right-wing govt - that's how useless the right is there.

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scrobin 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yeah, pretty fucking much.

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BeefChucker 7 points ago +7 / -0

They voted out Mussolini Dundee and elected Outback Stalin

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Somniac 20 points ago +20 / -0

Well, they had a choice between the not Conservative party fascists or the far left party fascists….

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Fizz 13 points ago +13 / -0

Overton window confirmed

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talltellmanson 7 points ago +7 / -0

Laughs in WEF

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DestroyerofCobwebs 5 points ago +6 / -1

Australia has become severely pozzed over the last decade, and COVID was an accelerant. My hunch is that China is exerting a great deal of influence over their government and media.

I feel terrible for the decent people over there. It has all happened so fast, they woke up one morning and were living in a police state. What happens when you let the government take your guns.

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Sheprecon31 1 point ago +2 / -1

Brilliantly said straight to the point don't forget they went for Oz because it was a penal colony it's literally in there DNA it's no mistake it's a controlled experiment

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magaprincess 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is the dumbest comment I've read today. I don't know how you have survived to an age where you can post online.

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mridion 1 point ago +1 / -0

CBS/Soros bought nine. Here is a stellar example of the “best” current affairs program and reporter on Abc (non biased in charter but far left in reality)

https://www.abc.net.au/7.30/james-clapper-discusses-the-trump-impeachment/11790802

Only sky news australia isn’t totally cycled but it is cable only and cable gets very few subscribers down here

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grenades_and_ham 43 points ago +46 / -3

Penal Colony confirmed!

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becky21k1 10 points ago +16 / -6

Penal colon-izing is how you spread this shit in the first place, is he going to have them wear a mask over their asshole?

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grenades_and_ham 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's almost as if they like being abused.

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Standingoak 5 points ago +5 / -0

All the Royals have ever allowed them...............Stockholm Syndrome

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becky21k1 -2 points ago +4 / -6

Well they need something to complain about so

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honkpillfarmer 29 points ago +30 / -1

This looks fake

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ObongoForPrison2020 25 points ago +25 / -0

It is.

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WeAreGonnaWin 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's a prediction.

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UncleRicoAct 23 points ago +23 / -0

The majority of inmates down under will do nothing about it and be thankful, as recent history has shown.

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Fizz 9 points ago +9 / -0

The majority complied.

Edit: which is what you said. My b

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308win 10 points ago +10 / -0

So do the gays have to wear double condoms for their butt sex?

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Junionthepipeline 1 point ago +1 / -0

No

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PKC_MAN 7 points ago +7 / -0

When conservatives act like leftist, they lose to commie parties.

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NimbleNavigator20202 5 points ago +5 / -0

Never ever visiting that shithole, so long Australia we hardly knew ye

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Riggs99 4 points ago +4 / -0

Covid was the prep work.

The real problems are just starting

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Snack_Destroyer 4 points ago +5 / -1

They gave up their guns. They can lie in the bed they made for all I care.

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Nokabal 2 points ago +4 / -2

What have you Americans done with your guns? You’re election was stolen, you did nothing You’re president was ousted, you did nothing They are killing your babies you do nothing They locked you down, did nothing At least we don’t have guns, but you all do

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UnitedStatesofSmash 2 points ago +2 / -0

And in our position you'd do the same. As long as everyone is all fat and comfy, no one is going to do shit. I want to see you all starve. I want to see you all unable to afford petro. Not because I want any of us to suffer, but because this is the only way we all become motivated to actually do something about our current predicament.

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Snack_Destroyer 0 points ago +1 / -1

˙ƃuᴉʞɐɯ sᴉ ϛƖ-ɹ∀ ʎɯ sǝsᴉou ɯopǝǝɹɟ ǝɥʇ ɹǝʌo noʎ ɹɐǝɥ ʇ,uɐɔ I 'ʎɹɹos ɯ,I

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Sexist 2 points ago +3 / -1

Not all of us had a say in that. I certainly didn't "give up my guns". The supposedly responsible adults decided on that when I was a child.

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Snack_Destroyer 0 points ago +1 / -1

Then do something about it. Grab a history book and look up 1776.

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Sexist 3 points ago +4 / -1

That's a lot easier said than done, and it's not the point here. The point is that Americans need to pick up a history book and look up the Port Arthur massacre and realise that most people who had anything to do with this nonsense are at least 50 years old now.

It's a lot easier to stop gun grabs before they happen than to get your guns back once they've already taken place.

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Snack_Destroyer 3 points ago +3 / -0

[ʎɟᴉsuǝʇuᴉ sǝsᴉou ooɹɐƃuɐʞ]

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lurker22 1 point ago +2 / -1

Really i gave up no guns.still got everyone.You yanks gave up the right to a free and fair election.

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dumpsterfire 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fake

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FART_IN_THE_TOILET 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s fake, but nobody cares because it makes us angry.

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magaprincess 4 points ago +4 / -0

Exactly. This site has become a race to the bottom.

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cd3dog 3 points ago +3 / -0

What the hell happened to the Aussies?

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King5150 4 points ago +4 / -0

they became infected with commie ideology where they all believe everyone else should be paying for all their wants.....they have become spoiled children who expect everyone else pay for their crazy ideals and expectations.

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InternationalSpy007 2 points ago +2 / -0

same thing that happened to the kiwis

they gave yup their guns,

the govt came and took their guns AND their balls

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lurker22 0 points ago +2 / -2

Its fake you imbecile

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cd3dog 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well that's certainly a classy response. A simple statement minus the personal insult would be sufficient.

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lurker22 0 points ago +1 / -1

You are correct.Cheers

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InternationalSpy007 3 points ago +3 / -0

who cares? those Aussies voted this shit on themselves

idiots

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lurker22 0 points ago +1 / -1

Voted for you to be so dumb not to know its fake.

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hisnamewasjeff 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is satire, right???

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RobHatmaker 3 points ago +5 / -2

Link?

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PnSatTDdotW 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can you post a Link, I can’t find it

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Dialectic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only demons are this cruel to their own

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OhLollyLollyPop 1 point ago +1 / -0

We have to understand that urban Aussies largely enjoy being locked down and living on the dole. They are Socialists, and are not like most of us (although we have a shit ton of wanker Socialists, too). How else can that election be explained?

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Saltman5000 2 points ago +2 / -0

Am I supposed to double mask my asshole? To protect me from gay sex that transmits the virus?

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Sumarongi 2 points ago +2 / -0

KILL THEM

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HunterBidensPC 2 points ago +2 / -0

Imagine wearing a mask to avoid getting chicken pox. Only the chicken pox is transmitted by having butt sex

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mikethemarine 1 point ago +1 / -0

no it's not, if you make contact skin to skin, with an infected person, you can also get it, it is similar to herpes

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HunterBidensPC 2 points ago +2 / -0

OMG! Then we should be TRIPLE masking!

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AussieWallBuilder 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm Australian. This is fake.

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ChargingLighthorse 0 points ago +1 / -1

Agree. 100% fake

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the_sky_is_falling 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hold up, why is double masking going to be a minimum requirement for a virus that spreads through skin on skin contact, usually between the penis of one faggot entering the asshole of another faggot??

What would double masking achieve?

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spezisapedo2 2 points ago +2 / -0

can we get a source on this one.

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nomoreprinkles 2 points ago +2 / -0

Instead of maskikg how about just not sticking unprotected sausage in men's assholes.

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magaprincess 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is fake as fuck.

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stvgraham 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why the fuck are people voting for shit like this?

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SPEDMan64 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dipping your head into a pot of resin and allowing it to fully cure before venturing outside will also prevent Covid infection as well as most others.

More effective than masks, no worrisome bacterial buildup, and normally a one-time application.

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_Sully_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol they are even doubly useless with this type of virus.

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Liberals_R_Idiots 1 point ago +1 / -0

Two fags ass fucking in the sauna won't make a difference by wearing two masks.

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pursuitoftruth1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

They haven't even been consistent or determinative in their claims of how it's spread.

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Hunter_loves_2_feet 1 point ago +1 / -0

I remember when I used to think Australia sounded cool and I wanted to visit. Then I thought it didn’t sound so cool but my wifes family is from there and I still wanted to visit. Now I don’t even want to visit. I’m reluctant to leave Texas much.

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Trump1ByAlot 1 point ago +1 / -0

good thing I don't live in Australia

they made their bed when they willingly gave up their firearms and I have no remorse for faggots

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ParticleCannon 1 point ago +1 / -0

How does it spread? Doesn't matter, mask up.

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AmericanJawa 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mandatory hazmat suits when?

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youknowthething76 1 point ago +7 / -6

Love to see it, fuck Australia

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castratedbob 1 point ago +9 / -8

Lol enjoy the 12 million illegals raping your women and children cocksucker. Muhhh 2a gonna be used any day now.

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Lazlo_the_Instigator 3 points ago +5 / -2

piss off ya fucking dilt

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castratedbob 2 points ago +3 / -1

The point of 2a is you dont need authorisation from your government to defend your nation. But you are so conditioned, as your comment shows, that even with more guns than the rest of the world combined you still wont do anything. Just wax poetic about how you still have guns your not willing to do anything with, while your country is going through insanely drastic decline. And you call Australians cowards. Lol.

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castratedbob 1 point ago +3 / -2

Constitutional republics aren't that complicated, neither are your bill of rights. Your 2a exists to prevent a monopoly of violence being held by government. Problem is in the will of the people to actually use it to push back on creeping authoritarianism. Your finally realising you dont have it, so you project your cowardice onto others and cope about how based the illegals are flowing through your open southern border, along with slaves and fentanyl. Pathetic. Fat. Weak. Cowardly. Your ancestors would be disgusted.

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lurker22 0 points ago +1 / -1

Yes we do.Do you have the ability to a free and fair election.No.So STFU

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Burisma 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stop being a dick.

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castratedbob 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol you had the greatest nation and political system in history and squandered it in one generation. Now your nation is obese, sick and getting picked over by vultures and your still stroking your ar-15 saying two more weeks. Your pathetic and dont deserve freedom, enjoy serfdom you pusillanimous imbecile. Il stick to my pureblood maskless rural living while laughing at crying faggots like you tryna cope by calling illegals based conservatives. Hahaha. Your ancestors spit on you.

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lurker22 0 points ago +1 / -1

Why be a dickhead all your life.

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Nokabal 0 points ago +1 / -1

Biden is your President how aren’t you people cuked haha

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scrobin 0 points ago +1 / -1

Yeah say that like we can just hop the border and not dirt by sea...Totally not a glowie either. Then there is vaccine requirements to leave the country, and enter the U.S, legally any way.

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Druid_Con 1 point ago +1 / -0

Masks for an anal disease 🤡🤡🤡

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Daddy_Knew_Best 1 point ago +1 / -0

for those who cucked the first time- here's your second chance to do what's right

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ADEPhase3AnimalTrial 1 point ago +1 / -0

Prisoners better wake the FUCK UP! Yes, I’m talk to YOU reading this!!!

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Justlooking250 1 point ago +1 / -0

Commie cunts

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Owmyballz 1 point ago +1 / -0

This isn't about Monkey Pox, this is about preventing people from forming into groups and rioting over inflation, starvation and unemployment. Australia doesn't want to end up like Sri Lanka.

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CrackerSmurf2 1 point ago +1 / -0

we need to send aussies guns and ammo

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me-no-likely3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Double masking while butt humping each other in a Turkish bathhouse should totally slow the spread of monkey pox

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ellisd 1 point ago +1 / -0

No farting in public?

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SuitableHumanSoul 1 point ago +1 / -0

when will u aussie pussies start fighting back and killing those corrupt motherfuckers? oh wait u gave away your guns, now you're gonna have to take it from faggot government police ...if that ever happens.

what a ridiculous bullshit shitshow.

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KGB82 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why would masking be a requirement? Since when is monkeypox airborn? Is this just their go-to? Insane. Just shows their first concern is not with science or facts.

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Dev404 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why doesn't he legislate to wrap a condom over government employees' heads and down their bodies to remind everyone that they're obeying a bunch of dickheads?

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AngelMark 1 point ago +1 / -0

Masking for an STD?