Well shit Judge, that's a pretty SOBERING reality he's living through, I mean, normally we get away with these types of things, but since he got caught and since this whole 'prison thing' has happened, he realizes just how bad things can be! How much more can a person endure?! He's been in jail for a whole 2 years! How's he going to make a living? How's he going to pay for ferrari's and mansions while he's IN PRISON... Jeez Judge.. I just can't think of a worse place to be in life than to be caught and asked to serve a sentence.
We should be calling all our local stations, better yet, flooding their social media pages (and those of their reporters and staffers) and ask them why they gave non stop coverage to these two idiots when they were talking about Trump, but no coverage at all now that theyβve both been exposed as liars.
Make these presstitutes answer for their hypocrisy.
This is what I was thinking, you could have more luck squeezing water from a rock than sympathy from a prostitute, to make things worst, a prostitute you fucked hard.
This is ClownWorld, I wouldn't count my chickens before they roost. A couple more stolen elections and they might make this guy president just to make fun of you.
Lol he defended himself against stormy, but against these much bigger βallegationsβ from Nike or whoever the charges are from, he had to get some counsel. Either way, no pity for scumbag
I would have enjoyed this "scandal" a lot more if it had involved a hotter porn star. There are some much better looking big titted blonde whores in the industry than stormy daniels.
Trump fucked the really hot Playboy Playmate Karen McDougal though. They stopped talking to her after she said she voted for Trump in 2016 and will do do again in 2020 haha.
Trump fucked the really hot Playboy Playmate Karen McDougal though. They stopped talking to her after she said she voted for Trump in 2016 and will do do again in 2020 haha.
Former Playmate of the Year Karen McDougal also made the same allegations and said Trump and her even became lovers like boyfriend/girlfriend. She said the same thing like Stormy regarding NDAs and she won to kill the NDAs without the media spamming it like with Stormy Daniels.
She did an interview with Anderson Pooper and because she said she is a conservative Republican who voted for Trump in 2016 and will do so again in 2020 she was memory holed afterwards.
She wasn't a porn star but a nude Playboy model...kind of the same thing.
Absolutely agreed. Disappointed when i heard the rumor and her name, was pleased to see it all ended up being completely made up bullshit (as is par for the course)
Trump fucked the really hot Playboy Playmate Karen McDougal though. They stopped talking to her after she said she voted for Trump in 2016 and will do do again in 2020 haha.
Reputational damage. Fuck off. Everybody who commits a crime suffers reputation damage. Why should he get reduced sentencing simply because he was able to get airtime on CNN and now he can't. Nobody gives a fuck about your reputation. The sentence is the sentence. Fuck your leniency bullshit. "Your honour I used to be rich and now I'm not"
He's already supposed to be behind bars suffering "cultural enrichment" in the showers but was allowed to serve house arrest due to kung flu. I'd like to start a givesendgo to get plenty of Viagra to his cell mates.
If he justified his actions then he isn't sorry one fucking bit. He's just sorry that he is a shitty lawyer and got caught and convicted. 25 years in the same cell as juicy.
Ok but why doesn't the story talk about how Every Fucking Mainstream journalist were wetting themselves over this legal clown show becoming President of the United States?
A fucking pimp begging forgiveness from a whore ........
Better than a movie script from Hollyweird.
#Basta
I didn't realize "reputational damage" could offset sentencing. WTF?
Yeah it was more like a reputational correction
Kek #Basta
Ten bucks says it's a liberal judge who's going light because Avenatti was one of the "good guys" against Trump.
He was facing 600 years if convicted of all counts including the other ones he still has. Im sure overall hes going to get a fine and probation π
...and a book deal or a hosting gig on CNN/NBC/CBS/ABC.
Fucking rediculous!!
"Mistakes were made, and I'm truly sorry"
Well shit Judge, that's a pretty SOBERING reality he's living through, I mean, normally we get away with these types of things, but since he got caught and since this whole 'prison thing' has happened, he realizes just how bad things can be! How much more can a person endure?! He's been in jail for a whole 2 years! How's he going to make a living? How's he going to pay for ferrari's and mansions while he's IN PRISON... Jeez Judge.. I just can't think of a worse place to be in life than to be caught and asked to serve a sentence.
Exactly. That ridiculous reasoning would justify reducing the sentence of any criminal.
Youβre honor isnβt it bad enough that my client is now going to be known as a bank robber??? his reputation is damaged forever!!! Go easy on him!!
But, is all this to cover up who these people really are and who they worked for?
Was there not a connection to an attorney for NXIVM?
Hahahahahahahahaha!!!! XD
We should be calling all our local stations, better yet, flooding their social media pages (and those of their reporters and staffers) and ask them why they gave non stop coverage to these two idiots when they were talking about Trump, but no coverage at all now that theyβve both been exposed as liars.
Make these presstitutes answer for their hypocrisy.
A thief apologies to a liar.
"Apologies accepted."
"Sorry, I lied, not accepted."
"No worries. I don't care. I've stolen twice more from you while you was lying."
He didnβt even backhand her first.
This is what I was thinking, you could have more luck squeezing water from a rock than sympathy from a prostitute, to make things worst, a prostitute you fucked hard.
HAHA, Remember when CNN and MSNBC thought this guy would be a contender for the presidency XD.
Criminal who abuses women for financial benefit, sounds like he would attain sainthood if a cop kneeled on his neck.
To mock Trump.
They have an exemption in the Campaign Finance statute.
Otherwise, their operation would be taxable campaign contributions.
Does he have a bunch of children he never sees? Don't forget that
He probably was a contender, but he got caught. Biden and Hilary are still on the loose.
You can tell they are bigger fish because they have been caught, but no punishment.
Probably forgot that The Big Guy gets 10%.
CPL wouldn't even have been the worst candidate.
I don't like just how right you are haha.
Remember the clown show the 2 night debates were in 2016, there were so many candidates that they didnt fit on stage.
With Shartswell probably being the biggest turd of the bunch
I would say Harris was the worse. Now look where she is at, one old heartbeat away from the Oval Office.
Careful or he'll nuke you Fren!
I like your username
Top kek
Yours as well Fren!
This is ClownWorld, I wouldn't count my chickens before they roost. A couple more stolen elections and they might make this guy president just to make fun of you.
To be fair - Bannon said the same
So he's basically saying, take it easy on me because I already fucked myself enough?
Lol. I hope Stormy responds with, "Yeah, you did. And but it won't hurt me if I do it another time to you."
I want to see his apology on CNN.
Couldn't get away from this guy for a while.
They wanted him to run for President, lol.
Me too! He'd be lying of course but it would still be very painful for himself and his cronies to have to go through.
so he's asking for leniency for himself lololol
Lol he defended himself against stormy, but against these much bigger βallegationsβ from Nike or whoever the charges are from, he had to get some counsel. Either way, no pity for scumbag
Is CNN still going to ask him to run for president?
BASTA!
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Original article: https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/michael-avenatti-apologizes-to-stormy-daniels-in-bid-for-lenient-sentencing
I would have enjoyed this "scandal" a lot more if it had involved a hotter porn star. There are some much better looking big titted blonde whores in the industry than stormy daniels.
no kidding.....she's a saggy, coal burning, trailer skank.
Who else does porn? Its all just quarts and quarts of makeup.
Trump fucked the really hot Playboy Playmate Karen McDougal though. They stopped talking to her after she said she voted for Trump in 2016 and will do do again in 2020 haha.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo2ISWrQAsU
Trump fucked the really hot Playboy Playmate Karen McDougal though. They stopped talking to her after she said she voted for Trump in 2016 and will do do again in 2020 haha.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo2ISWrQAsU
Former Playmate of the Year Karen McDougal also made the same allegations and said Trump and her even became lovers like boyfriend/girlfriend. She said the same thing like Stormy regarding NDAs and she won to kill the NDAs without the media spamming it like with Stormy Daniels.
She did an interview with Anderson Pooper and because she said she is a conservative Republican who voted for Trump in 2016 and will do so again in 2020 she was memory holed afterwards.
She wasn't a porn star but a nude Playboy model...kind of the same thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo2ISWrQAsU
yeah I was trying to think of her name. She was hot.
Absolutely agreed. Disappointed when i heard the rumor and her name, was pleased to see it all ended up being completely made up bullshit (as is par for the course)
Trump fucked the really hot Playboy Playmate Karen McDougal though. They stopped talking to her after she said she voted for Trump in 2016 and will do do again in 2020 haha.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo2ISWrQAsU
Never met a hooker that gave a discount
Where are the apologies to Trump and Kavanaugh? Sorry, no soup for you.
Wonder if "Stormy" is gonna be his 'prison wife name'?
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'whom he allegedly defrauded'
ain't no allegedly here, sunshine. creepy porn lawyer was convicted. it was proven he did that shit.
get the fuck out of here with 'allegedly'
Your username is fucking hilarious Fren!
Retard strength is best strength in clown world
Hahahahahaha yes it is, yes it is.
No. Fuck you.
I hope that faggot gets butt fucked by a different Bubbah every night until he commits suicide. πππ
π I see in his future: AIDS, monkeypox, bruised tonsils and a prolapsed anus π
Where's that "money shot" soft porn actress Alyssa Milano pushing that avanatti was going to be the next president? Good times..
"Sorry for your feelings" - Bill Clinton.
Did she get any money back?
I hope not. She's just as much a grifter as the Creepy Porn Lawyer. She owes Trump almost 400K.
Another hoax the shitlibs ate up. But emails of Hunter Biden receiving $11 million from Ukraine, China, and Russia is βdisinformationβ
Member when the left wanted him to run for President
Do you think he's really sorry? Yay or neigh?
Stormy says neiiiiiiiiigggh
Reputational damage. Fuck off. Everybody who commits a crime suffers reputation damage. Why should he get reduced sentencing simply because he was able to get airtime on CNN and now he can't. Nobody gives a fuck about your reputation. The sentence is the sentence. Fuck your leniency bullshit. "Your honour I used to be rich and now I'm not"
i'll never forget when this guy was the hero to all libs and the lib frontrunner for 2020
they disowned this guy so much that if you ask any of his former lib worshippers they'll all deny they even know who he is
Remember when he tried to bury Trump and then got bitch slapped by his own corruption. Yea that was great.
He's already supposed to be behind bars suffering "cultural enrichment" in the showers but was allowed to serve house arrest due to kung flu. I'd like to start a givesendgo to get plenty of Viagra to his cell mates.
His cell mate, "Meathammer" could not be reached for comment.
I should rot in jail
No mercy!
If he justified his actions then he isn't sorry one fucking bit. He's just sorry that he is a shitty lawyer and got caught and convicted. 25 years in the same cell as juicy.
We still call him CPL, (Creepy Porn Lawyer), right?
Cry more.
No.
Fuck him.
Haha, pathetic. No soup for him.
Remember when people wanted this douchebag to run for president
empty apology. It means nothing.
Can we get a list of pundits that gave this man time and credit?
I notice he's not offering to pay the money back, and Stormy still owes Trump bigly.
Or even restrict mail in voting to one week before and if your vote doesnβt come in by election day tough shit.
Ok but why doesn't the story talk about how Every Fucking Mainstream journalist were wetting themselves over this legal clown show becoming President of the United States?
Making amends now, before his 2024 presidential bid. The Avenatti/Stelter Ticket.
C'mon, man, can you really suffer damage to a reputation that is less than or equal to a broken, overflowing toilet in a crack house?
I thought he was gonna be President
Please Stormy, my butthole is tired of being pillaged.
The slimy piece of shit is only doing so for personal gain. Faggot.
Pimpin' ain't eazy
PLEASE TELL ME THERE'S VIDEO OF HIM GROVELLING
I posted this days ago...
He should apologize to Pres. Trump!
So you could avoid prison time, because reputational damage is punishment enough? Someone should tell the Jan. 6 prisoners!