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tedroffel 125 points ago +125 / -0

A fucking pimp begging forgiveness from a whore ........

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GA_Logic 43 points ago +43 / -0

Better than a movie script from Hollyweird.

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IncredibleMrE1 22 points ago +22 / -0

#Basta

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Please_Clap 22 points ago +22 / -0

...The judge should not sentence Avenatti to more than 4.5 years for all the charges he is facing due to the reputational damage he suffered...

I didn't realize "reputational damage" could offset sentencing. WTF?

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deleted 24 points ago +24 / -0
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BoatingAccident 13 points ago +13 / -0

Yeah it was more like a reputational correction

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shadypollster 6 points ago +6 / -0

Kek #Basta

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bidensmissingbrain 16 points ago +16 / -0

Ten bucks says it's a liberal judge who's going light because Avenatti was one of the "good guys" against Trump.

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Cali_kid 6 points ago +6 / -0

He was facing 600 years if convicted of all counts including the other ones he still has. Im sure overall hes going to get a fine and probation ๐Ÿ˜‚

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SteelDriver 9 points ago +9 / -0

...and a book deal or a hosting gig on CNN/NBC/CBS/ABC.

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Concerned__Citizen 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fucking rediculous!!

"Mistakes were made, and I'm truly sorry"

Well shit Judge, that's a pretty SOBERING reality he's living through, I mean, normally we get away with these types of things, but since he got caught and since this whole 'prison thing' has happened, he realizes just how bad things can be! How much more can a person endure?! He's been in jail for a whole 2 years! How's he going to make a living? How's he going to pay for ferrari's and mansions while he's IN PRISON... Jeez Judge.. I just can't think of a worse place to be in life than to be caught and asked to serve a sentence.

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Steady3 3 points ago +3 / -0

Exactly. That ridiculous reasoning would justify reducing the sentence of any criminal.

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BoatingAccident 7 points ago +7 / -0

Youโ€™re honor isnโ€™t it bad enough that my client is now going to be known as a bank robber??? his reputation is damaged forever!!! Go easy on him!!

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K-Harbour 2 points ago +2 / -0

But, is all this to cover up who these people really are and who they worked for?

Was there not a connection to an attorney for NXIVM?

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WhoMeTwo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!! XD

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DJTXLV 7 points ago +7 / -0

We should be calling all our local stations, better yet, flooding their social media pages (and those of their reporters and staffers) and ask them why they gave non stop coverage to these two idiots when they were talking about Trump, but no coverage at all now that theyโ€™ve both been exposed as liars.

Make these presstitutes answer for their hypocrisy.

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praying71 4 points ago +4 / -0

A thief apologies to a liar.

"Apologies accepted."

"Sorry, I lied, not accepted."

"No worries. I don't care. I've stolen twice more from you while you was lying."

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WouldChipHer 3 points ago +3 / -0

He didnโ€™t even backhand her first.

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BilbroNaggins 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is what I was thinking, you could have more luck squeezing water from a rock than sympathy from a prostitute, to make things worst, a prostitute you fucked hard.

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Dylan_da_Spider 89 points ago +90 / -1

HAHA, Remember when CNN and MSNBC thought this guy would be a contender for the presidency XD.

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Viewer01 29 points ago +29 / -0

Criminal who abuses women for financial benefit, sounds like he would attain sainthood if a cop kneeled on his neck.

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K-Harbour 4 points ago +4 / -0

To mock Trump.

They have an exemption in the Campaign Finance statute.

Otherwise, their operation would be taxable campaign contributions.

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endofsilence808 1 point ago +1 / -0

Does he have a bunch of children he never sees? Don't forget that

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OrangeApple 12 points ago +12 / -0

He probably was a contender, but he got caught. Biden and Hilary are still on the loose.

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Reefay 6 points ago +6 / -0

You can tell they are bigger fish because they have been caught, but no punishment.

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deleted 9 points ago +9 / -0
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peltast 1 point ago +1 / -0

Probably forgot that The Big Guy gets 10%.

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Darkheartisland 10 points ago +10 / -0

CPL wouldn't even have been the worst candidate.

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Dylan_da_Spider 6 points ago +6 / -0

I don't like just how right you are haha.

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unfourtunate_son 4 points ago +4 / -0

Remember the clown show the 2 night debates were in 2016, there were so many candidates that they didnt fit on stage.

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SPEZ_CUPS_CCP_BALLS 4 points ago +4 / -0

With Shartswell probably being the biggest turd of the bunch

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Darkheartisland 4 points ago +4 / -0

I would say Harris was the worse. Now look where she is at, one old heartbeat away from the Oval Office.

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Sexual-Assault-Rifle 3 points ago +3 / -0

Careful or he'll nuke you Fren!

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SPEZ_CUPS_CCP_BALLS 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like your username

Top kek

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Sexual-Assault-Rifle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yours as well Fren!

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wiombims 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is ClownWorld, I wouldn't count my chickens before they roost. A couple more stolen elections and they might make this guy president just to make fun of you.

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America_No_1 1 point ago +1 / -0

To be fair - Bannon said the same

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RumDrummer 29 points ago +29 / -0

So he's basically saying, take it easy on me because I already fucked myself enough?

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LindaSarsourCunt 10 points ago +10 / -0

Lol. I hope Stormy responds with, "Yeah, you did. And but it won't hurt me if I do it another time to you."

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airborne3502 22 points ago +22 / -0

I want to see his apology on CNN.

Couldn't get away from this guy for a while.

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-c-i-a- 5 points ago +7 / -2

They wanted him to run for President, lol.

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AnacronicA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Me too! He'd be lying of course but it would still be very painful for himself and his cronies to have to go through.

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dadauggroot 15 points ago +15 / -0

"Attorneys for Avenatti are seeking leniency......"

"The convicted lawyer defended himself.........."

so he's asking for leniency for himself lololol

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htowngetdown 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol he defended himself against stormy, but against these much bigger โ€œallegationsโ€ from Nike or whoever the charges are from, he had to get some counsel. Either way, no pity for scumbag

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Brickwell 12 points ago +12 / -0

Is CNN still going to ask him to run for president?

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TrumpTrain_MAGA2020 11 points ago +11 / -0

BASTA!

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grandfather_nurgle 10 points ago +10 / -0

I would have enjoyed this "scandal" a lot more if it had involved a hotter porn star. There are some much better looking big titted blonde whores in the industry than stormy daniels.

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yurimodin 6 points ago +6 / -0

no kidding.....she's a saggy, coal burning, trailer skank.

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 4 points ago +4 / -0

Who else does porn? Its all just quarts and quarts of makeup.

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Dystopiaslayer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Trump fucked the really hot Playboy Playmate Karen McDougal though. They stopped talking to her after she said she voted for Trump in 2016 and will do do again in 2020 haha.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo2ISWrQAsU

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Dystopiaslayer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump fucked the really hot Playboy Playmate Karen McDougal though. They stopped talking to her after she said she voted for Trump in 2016 and will do do again in 2020 haha.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo2ISWrQAsU

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Dystopiaslayer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Former Playmate of the Year Karen McDougal also made the same allegations and said Trump and her even became lovers like boyfriend/girlfriend. She said the same thing like Stormy regarding NDAs and she won to kill the NDAs without the media spamming it like with Stormy Daniels.

She did an interview with Anderson Pooper and because she said she is a conservative Republican who voted for Trump in 2016 and will do so again in 2020 she was memory holed afterwards.

She wasn't a porn star but a nude Playboy model...kind of the same thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo2ISWrQAsU

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grandfather_nurgle 2 points ago +2 / -0

yeah I was trying to think of her name. She was hot.

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SteelBallRun1890 2 points ago +2 / -0

Absolutely agreed. Disappointed when i heard the rumor and her name, was pleased to see it all ended up being completely made up bullshit (as is par for the course)

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Dystopiaslayer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump fucked the really hot Playboy Playmate Karen McDougal though. They stopped talking to her after she said she voted for Trump in 2016 and will do do again in 2020 haha.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo2ISWrQAsU

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logical 5 points ago +5 / -0

Never met a hooker that gave a discount

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Elanea32 5 points ago +5 / -0

Where are the apologies to Trump and Kavanaugh? Sorry, no soup for you.

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GodKingHarambe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wonder if "Stormy" is gonna be his 'prison wife name'?

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SweetBeef [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Screen shot: https://files.catbox.moe/tuuo5s.png

...now I can go after Horseface and her 3rd rate lawyer...

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Retard_Strength 4 points ago +4 / -0

'whom he allegedly defrauded'

ain't no allegedly here, sunshine. creepy porn lawyer was convicted. it was proven he did that shit.

get the fuck out of here with 'allegedly'

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Sexual-Assault-Rifle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Your username is fucking hilarious Fren!

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Retard_Strength 4 points ago +4 / -0

Retard strength is best strength in clown world

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Sexual-Assault-Rifle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hahahahahaha yes it is, yes it is.

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MemeWarsVet 4 points ago +4 / -0

No. Fuck you.

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CaptainWinston 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope that faggot gets butt fucked by a different Bubbah every night until he commits suicide. ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†

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SweetBeef [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

๐Ÿ‘ I see in his future: AIDS, monkeypox, bruised tonsils and a prolapsed anus ๐Ÿ‘

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OldSchool2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where's that "money shot" soft porn actress Alyssa Milano pushing that avanatti was going to be the next president? Good times..

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utfanx2 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Sorry for your feelings" - Bill Clinton.

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BahamaDon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did she get any money back?

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MohaveSkipper 2 points ago +3 / -1

I hope not. She's just as much a grifter as the Creepy Porn Lawyer. She owes Trump almost 400K.

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Ez_mac 2 points ago +2 / -0

Another hoax the shitlibs ate up. But emails of Hunter Biden receiving $11 million from Ukraine, China, and Russia is โ€œdisinformationโ€

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NaggerPlease 2 points ago +2 / -0

Member when the left wanted him to run for President

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reagan2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do you think he's really sorry? Yay or neigh?

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ProphetOfKek 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stormy says neiiiiiiiiigggh

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ShambolicPaul 2 points ago +2 / -0

Reputational damage. Fuck off. Everybody who commits a crime suffers reputation damage. Why should he get reduced sentencing simply because he was able to get airtime on CNN and now he can't. Nobody gives a fuck about your reputation. The sentence is the sentence. Fuck your leniency bullshit. "Your honour I used to be rich and now I'm not"

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behemoth887 2 points ago +2 / -0

i'll never forget when this guy was the hero to all libs and the lib frontrunner for 2020

they disowned this guy so much that if you ask any of his former lib worshippers they'll all deny they even know who he is

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Thecamelsback 2 points ago +2 / -0

Remember when he tried to bury Trump and then got bitch slapped by his own corruption. Yea that was great.

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BidensPrisonWallet 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's already supposed to be behind bars suffering "cultural enrichment" in the showers but was allowed to serve house arrest due to kung flu. I'd like to start a givesendgo to get plenty of Viagra to his cell mates.

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cjcivicx 0 points ago +1 / -1

His cell mate, "Meathammer" could not be reached for comment.

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Avenatti2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

I should rot in jail

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BoomShtick 2 points ago +2 / -0

No mercy!

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kishkan 2 points ago +2 / -0

If he justified his actions then he isn't sorry one fucking bit. He's just sorry that he is a shitty lawyer and got caught and convicted. 25 years in the same cell as juicy.

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Zadok 2 points ago +2 / -0

We still call him CPL, (Creepy Porn Lawyer), right?

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skuts 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cry more.

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MythArcana 2 points ago +2 / -0

No.

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Brundlefly78 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck him.

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hillaryforprison 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha, pathetic. No soup for him.

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Gwoz8881 1 point ago +1 / -0

Remember when people wanted this douchebag to run for president

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Smurfection 1 point ago +1 / -0

empty apology. It means nothing.

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Dictator_Bob 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can we get a list of pundits that gave this man time and credit?

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DragonEnergy2 1 point ago +1 / -0

I notice he's not offering to pay the money back, and Stormy still owes Trump bigly.

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bowill01 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or even restrict mail in voting to one week before and if your vote doesnโ€™t come in by election day tough shit.

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TheGrooter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ok but why doesn't the story talk about how Every Fucking Mainstream journalist were wetting themselves over this legal clown show becoming President of the United States?

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Aesir 1 point ago +1 / -0

Making amends now, before his 2024 presidential bid. The Avenatti/Stelter Ticket.

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FrontTowardLeft 1 point ago +1 / -0

...The judge should not sentence Avenatti to more than 4.5 years for all the charges he is facing due to the reputational damage he suffered...

C'mon, man, can you really suffer damage to a reputation that is less than or equal to a broken, overflowing toilet in a crack house?

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BloodDe 1 point ago +1 / -0

I thought he was gonna be President

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Gryffinofgold 1 point ago +1 / -0

Please Stormy, my butthole is tired of being pillaged.

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johnny96816 1 point ago +1 / -0

The slimy piece of shit is only doing so for personal gain. Faggot.

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MAGA_____bitches 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pimpin' ain't eazy

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 1 point ago +1 / -0

PLEASE TELL ME THERE'S VIDEO OF HIM GROVELLING

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Sunnybats2 1 point ago +1 / -0

I posted this days ago...

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MerlynTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

He should apologize to Pres. Trump!

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MerlynTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

So you could avoid prison time, because reputational damage is punishment enough? Someone should tell the Jan. 6 prisoners!