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DoIMAGAYouHornyBaby 206 points ago +206 / -0

“ and finally, redheaded women.”

Preach, brother!

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AlohaSnackbar 63 points ago +64 / -1

I married a ginger, and despite current grooming trends, I insist on carpet as opposed to hardwood flooring.

But, there was a fear during the birth of both my son's that they would suffer from gingervitus, fortunately both were born with souls, so I dodged a bullet there. I did however have to warn them that they do carry the ginger gene and that they should warn their future wives.

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BigDaddyzzzz 30 points ago +30 / -0

It runs deep in my genes, I have black hair with a reddish tinted beard qnd my wife and I both have red headed grand parents. 2 of 5 of my kids were born with red hair.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 5 points ago +5 / -0

2 of 5 of my kids

Good job, pede.

Username checks out, I guess

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BigDaddyzzzz 5 points ago +5 / -0

We are debating if we want more. With the coming population collapse (according to elon musk and Jack ma) in the next few decades, my kids shall inherit the Earth.

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FromSethWithLove 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just do it. Do it all night long

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JerryJerryJerry 10 points ago +10 / -0

kekkles. Thank you for the fresh material with which to torment my ging-er friend.

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wololo 9 points ago +10 / -1

despite current grooming trends, I insist on carpet as opposed to hardwood flooring.

Amen to that. Normal public hair is sexy. I never understood why so many adults supposedly want their partners' genitals to look like prepubescents'. So creepy.

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BigBadJim 3 points ago +3 / -0

I like landing strips, or at the very least, trimmed.

I can't tounge a forest; I sneeze (the hair gets up my nostrils). Nothing like going down on your woman and having a sneezing fit to kill the mood.

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boomerbutnotOKBoomer 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's only civilized to keep the carpet if you are a redhead. Those who desire baldness down there have watched wayyyyy too much p0rn

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heyvern69 1 point ago +1 / -0

Haha. Sorry, but I like my ice cream smooth, not furry. Although a landing strip, or an upside-down Christmas tree above the floorboards works fine 4 me.

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DoIMAGAYouHornyBaby 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek!!!!!

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DickTick 34 points ago +34 / -0

Lol

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resoluteAction 70 points ago +70 / -0

I'd throw blondes in there as well.

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Saremei 44 points ago +44 / -0

Blondes brunettes and red heads. Oh and raven haired light skinned snow white types.

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T-Bear 35 points ago +35 / -0

Oh and raven haired light skinned snow white types."

...with ice blue eyes....

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NoCoupForYou 12 points ago +12 / -0

Hubba Hubba.

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ConfederateFlag 10 points ago +10 / -0

father forgive me for I have sinned

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MacManus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Steve Earle agrees

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JediTrumptimusPrime 9 points ago +9 / -0

Goth chix

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TommyJarvis 9 points ago +9 / -0

“Gentlemen, do you prefer blondes, brunettes, or redheads?”

“YES!”

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heyvern69 2 points ago +2 / -0

I LIKE THE GIRLS THAT DO by Max Miller

I like the girls who do, I like the girls who don't.

I like the girls who say they will, And then decide they won't.

But the girls I like the most of all, And I know you'll think I'm right,

Are the girls that say they never will, But look as though they might!

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MacManus 7 points ago +7 / -0

A Galway girl, with black hair and blue eyes!

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DoozerChuck 13 points ago +13 / -0

Damn right, nothing better

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Highspergamy 1 point ago +1 / -0

💩🤡

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JerryJerryJerry 19 points ago +19 / -0

My first kiss and v-card and kryptonite. The Celt instincts run deep.

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MightyEighth 13 points ago +13 / -0

Except psaki, although she is soulless so I’m conflicted on that one!

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boomerbutnotOKBoomer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Psaki is not a redhead. She's a bottle faker.

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DoIMAGAYouHornyBaby 1 point ago +1 / -0

There’s always an exception to the rule.

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Miha 11 points ago +11 / -0

Ukrainian women, since he has the flag there.

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Miha 162 points ago +163 / -1

99.99% of everything he enjoys on a daily basis. Also functional countries.

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akira2501 48 points ago +48 / -0

lol... including the country he's flying the flag of at the moment.

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DireCarbon 19 points ago +19 / -0

I think you, and many others, are going find that the Ukraine people dont agree with zelensky. They know our corrupt leaders installed a not-z puppet there.

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RedditIs4Retards 9 points ago +9 / -0

He's wildly popular to liberals and anyone that listens to msm. My family in Ukraine haven't said one good word about the faggot. Family that's actually living a tough life and have to leave guy country to find work.

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Yawnz13 6 points ago +7 / -1

He's only "wildly popular" because MSM said so. Remember, he was considered scum during Trump's second impeachment.

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RedditIs4Retards 5 points ago +5 / -0

The Azov Nazis of Ukraine openly brag about being the sole cause of the overthrowing of the pro-Russian president in 2014, assisted by Obama and CIA training/funding of course (no they don't say that part out loud).

None of my Ukrainian friends and family want America involved especially after what our government did to the Middle East with "threats of WMDs."

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SteveRogers42 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hmmm…

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DireCarbon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Simple huh?

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RedditIs4Retards 6 points ago +6 / -0

My wife is Ukranian and I have many Ukranian friends. They all hate Zelensky and know their government is corrupt AF.

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DireCarbon 2 points ago +2 / -0

This.

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CommunistHorsePoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Some Ukrainians have figured it out, but it's easy to fall for charisma. Just look at my country (New Zealand) and Jacinda.

Interestingly, I have lived in Kryvyi Rih and have family who went to University with Zelensky there. We cringed when he got in and were embarrassed as he came from our city as such.

That said, in my opinion the most dangerous aspect of Zelensky is his incompetence. I don't see him as some evil mastermind as much (although he is definitely a bit crooked), more so just not capable. Ukraine does have one surprisingly good senior minister though, the technology minister. Everyone laughed at this newly created position, however he has really shined during the war.

The main thing to bear in mind through all of this though, is your enemy's enemy is not always your friend. Yes Putin is anti new world order, but that's only because he wants to create his own. We have lots of first hand news from family and friends as well as being able to listen to the cell phone calls that are intercepted between the Russian soldiers and home. What they are doing to the Ukrainians is beyond awful, raping children and old people, shooting civilian husbands and then raping the wives and children by the still warm body etc. They loot and then shoot the witnesses. They comandeer apartments and then leave grenades under the cups for when the unsuspecting owner returns.

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RedditIs4Retards 5 points ago +5 / -0

Most Ukranians I know do know this and want nothing to do with our governenment or liberals. It's usually the women that are more sensitive.

The one Ukranian that is on the edge, is because he's married to an American white girl who makes all the decisions for him and literally thinks she knows better than everyone about everything. She's not liberal, but she's still a retard.

She's basically managing a pretty large charitable donation (she's not the head of it but acts like she is) and is taking photos with faggots and democrats for their donations (she doesn't know what Inslee office is donating as it's in sealed boxes, probably vaccines or some shit like that).

Anyway, they're both somewhat starting to like Inslee just because of a measly donation with our tax dollars instead of telling them to fuck off and stop screwing the people of Washington.

It's absolutely infuriating. You hate Inslee and Biden for what they're doing to your state and country, business, and bank accounts, but... OH LOOK A DONATION OF IDK THE FUCK WHAT, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING EVERYONE BUT YOUR OWN FUCKING CONSTITUENTS!

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Julia_J 5 points ago +5 / -0

It annoys me so much when many of those who hate White people are also claiming to support Ukraine. Ukrainians are White. Clearly, they should hate them too.

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CommunistHorsePoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Interestingly the original "Caucasians" from whence the name comes from, came from just across the black sea from Ukraine.

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RedditIs4Retards 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also, Ukranians hate them too and would never be friends with them.

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RedditIs4Retards 3 points ago +3 / -0

90%+ of Ukranians would laugh at his ass in America and call him a bunch of names I can't understand.

Still haven't met a liberal Ukranian IN KING COUNTY (Seattle County) and I know many. My wife is Ukranian.

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slim2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Someone I knew in high school posts about how white people shouldn’t use/do black things. Interesting that he posts it using electricity on the internet on a computer on Facebook. Seems hypocritical to me.

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ChuckedBeef 2 points ago +2 / -0

How about the internet? You know, that invention he's using to post his ignorant questions and expose himself to the world as a fool?

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LesboPregnancyScare 115 points ago +115 / -0

western societies are white culture. But they cant understand that because they are like a fish not understanding they are living in water.

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rebelde_sin_causa 36 points ago +36 / -0

The power and water being on is white culture

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LesboPregnancyScare 7 points ago +7 / -0

its not cooking oil, but it is oil. industrial oil with additives and PCBs designed for longer life. you shouldnt eat it.

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LesboPregnancyScare 5 points ago +5 / -0

im telling you, as an engineer involved in exactly that, its not cooking oil and you shouldnt eat it.

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Mashiki 1 point ago +1 / -0

Look man, who doesn't love a little pure cancer goo? Except everyone with a functioning brain.

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Thep1mp 21 points ago +21 / -0

Exactly

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potbelliedgoblino 12 points ago +12 / -0

AKA indo-Europeans and more specifically Greek culture. The homies in Athens got the ball rolling big league a few hundred years before Christ and are responsible for pretty much everything, including the foundations of Christianity.

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Bobf 13 points ago +13 / -0

Ancient Greeks deserve much respect, but let's not forget ancient Chinese, who were up to all kinds of innovation, and whose view of reality is entirely different than the typical Platonic universe.

Can you imagine where they might've gone if communism didn't ruin their nation?

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Brobold 14 points ago +14 / -0

China was essentially erased and replaced with this new skin-suit.

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Julia_J 6 points ago +6 / -0

Did you know the commie Chinese also banned many traditional Chinese dances? Their excuse was that these dances were only performed for royalty and rich people. Today, if you see a "traditional Chinese dance", it's usually just a modern invented dance which the choreographer thinks is what Chinese courtroom dancers uses to dance like. An example is this dance.

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Brandidh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Iran and other islamo-nazi countries also ban traditional dance, clothing, and art. Those countries did not previously dress head to toe covered and in black, even in ancient times

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LesboPregnancyScare 6 points ago +6 / -0

maybe, but they didnt even know what to do with gunpowder they invented, they made fireworks and those "scare sticks" or whatever they were called, not effective.

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SteveRogers42 5 points ago +5 / -0

Landed in CA in the 1500’s, shrugged, turned around and never came back.

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LesboPregnancyScare 1 point ago +1 / -0

i didnt know that, seems dubious. The Chinese didnt do much long distance exploration.

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Mashiki 1 point ago +1 / -0

There's plenty of documentation if you go back to the 'three kingdoms' and 'ten kingdoms' that there was a lot of exploration before they went highly insular. It's similar to the viking landings in what's now Nova Scotia and Newfoundland,

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4more 3 points ago +3 / -0

Makes you think. Did they just steal it from another culture? Nothing new under the Sun.

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LesboPregnancyScare 3 points ago +3 / -0

lol!

probably.

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potbelliedgoblino 1 point ago +1 / -0

Totally agree.

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2AMOFO 0 points ago +1 / -1

you mean the swastika brandishing ancient china?

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redgreenyellowblu 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's like how they might visit India and not realize all the things that send them into an existential panic about being there--the constant scamming, the pollution, the filth, the poo and urine smells, the crowds, the likelihood of being raped if they wander off alone, the groping on trains, the possibility of being drugged and victimized, are all things they wouldn't have to worry about if they went to Finland instead because of white culture.

I'd still like to visit India again someday, but I'm not going to beat up my own culture or pretend they are superior there.

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LesboPregnancyScare 3 points ago +3 / -0

they would never visit India, the only thing greater than their hatred of "white culture" is their ignorance of everything.

Even them taking up the long dead mantle of racism and homophobia or whatever it is. Ask them where and what time in history would like like to live in where those things were better as oppose to now. Next time one of those ignorant assholes starts talking about any of their social justice garbage, ask them what country and what point in history is better than the US and now.

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2karmalkorn2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Rumi!

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SuperDuty4x4 62 points ago +62 / -0

According to the Black History Museum: Rugged individualism, self reliance, nuclear family, rational linear thinking, hard work ethic, being on time are all part of "whiteness" and all seem like pretty great things.

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gillonba 5 points ago +6 / -1

The Black History Museum is White Supremacist?

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SuperDuty4x4 27 points ago +27 / -0

You don't remember that from 2020? They had a whole graphic about "white culture" that was a list of all positive things that anyone who wants to be a success should follow.

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article244309587.html

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gillonba 10 points ago +11 / -1

I remember well enough. It's just still funny two years later

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TheSphinxIsAFag 38 points ago +39 / -1

And blacks will dismiss all of it bc it's not "hard" enough.

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TexasPiper 50 points ago +50 / -0

Or they’ll claim they already invented that shit 400,000 years ago

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Philhelm 56 points ago +56 / -0

We wuz dinosaurs n shit.

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becky21k1 26 points ago +31 / -5

Dino-kangz!

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BigMikesRagingPeePee 8 points ago +8 / -0

Kek

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bigdickhangsright 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's been a long day and I needed the laugh - thanks

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todiwan 2 points ago +2 / -0

My sides.

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neurojerk 13 points ago +13 / -0

I also heard that the white man broke the nose off the Sphinx so no one would know that it was a brother. Racist black activists tell themselves all kinds of funny stories.

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RationalThought 4 points ago +4 / -0

It was nice of the Germans to abandon Paris AND Rome so that the cities would not be destroyed in the fighting.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 2 points ago +2 / -0

I also heard that the white man broke the nose off the Sphinx so no one would know that it was a brother

Destroying the nose to hide ancestry?

You know what's coming.

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

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notCIA 3 points ago +3 / -0

They'll claim the white people who invented all that were secretly Wakandans.

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Bigpoppatrump420 22 points ago +23 / -1

Show me one thing beneficial to mankind that came out of Africa.......I'll wait.

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4more 18 points ago +19 / -1

Elon Musk?

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hiddensfinger 6 points ago +6 / -0

Precious metals, but that has nothing to do with africans but Africa.

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Junionthepipeline 4 points ago +4 / -0

More in spite of africans

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Junionthepipeline 1 point ago +1 / -0

More in spite of africans

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MerlynTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Malik O!

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R-A-T-S- 2 points ago +2 / -0

Paypal

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SteveRogers42 2 points ago +2 / -0

Elon Musk

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CommunismIsForLosers 6 points ago +6 / -0

But muh peanut butter!

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BadManOrange 26 points ago +26 / -0

Sadly whites were a much larger portion of the population after the baby boom and then they tricked everyone into contracepting and aborting future generations.

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Handshaketwo 0 points ago +6 / -6

Um, more blacks are aborted BY FAR than any other race in the U.S.

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BadManOrange 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ok, so white people use contraceptives better than blacks, doesn't mean that it's not happening with whites in the US or that it doesn't happen in Europe.

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unicornpoop 7 points ago +7 / -0

Downvotes. lol

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Handshaketwo 1 point ago +9 / -8

Agreed

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2Fangz 4 points ago +4 / -0

We were the minority on the plantation too. Doesn't mean that we weren't running the show.

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Julia_J 4 points ago +4 / -0

White people need to have at least 6-7 White children per couple to combat this. We used to have this many children, we can do it again. Also, we need to raise them right.

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BidensPrisonWallet 37 points ago +37 / -0

Father's Day.

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Julia_J 3 points ago +3 / -0

This made me snicker.

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Thep1mp 21 points ago +21 / -0

The entire culture that these people covet is white culture. They live immersed in white culture and want more, it’s what they “fight” for.

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GodKingHarambe 18 points ago +19 / -1

Ukrainian Flaggot spotted

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Luvs_2_Bop 17 points ago +17 / -0

BEAUTIFUL women (the kind with xx)

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CaptainButthurt 14 points ago +17 / -3

I'll pass on the red heads thanks... My ex was a redhead and all though she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, she could simultaneously suck a man's soul out as well. Then go to the next man and "suck his soul", etc etc etc al... Was done with crazy redheads after that. Al Bundy quotes come to mind to describe her.

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__bryan 29 points ago +29 / -0

what's her number

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Forgedmale 9 points ago +9 / -0

Asking the real questions right here

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cozy 9 points ago +10 / -1

The only red head I dated happened to be a "raw vegan", which means she only ate raw, organic vegetables. She didn't even need to wear deodorant, and she literally tasted good.

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Tyrone_biggums 3 points ago +3 / -0

It didn’t work out between you two?

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cozy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nah she had other issues. lmao

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TheTrooper424 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL

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Wintergreen 13 points ago +13 / -0

Also the best dancers in the history of the world have been White. The most artistic and sophisticated dances are Western inventions.

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RedAltoids 4 points ago +4 / -0

There is no grace whatsoever in modern dancing like you see in pop entertainment. Very spasmodic and unpleasant, imo.

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todiwan 1 point ago +1 / -0

The near and far east have pretty mesmerising and elegant dances as well, to be fair.

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coolhandcuke 11 points ago +11 / -0

Space travel? Now, now, I saw "Hidden Figures," and according to Hollywood, rockets wouldn't get off the ground without three black women who are math whizzes.

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MightyEighth 7 points ago +7 / -0

Von Braun had nothing to do with it!

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Boudicca2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or the Nordic Aliens

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NamendaBiden 10 points ago +10 / -0

Redheads have the best tits

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BloodAngel 10 points ago +10 / -0

"Hello, fellow white man"

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becky21k1 9 points ago +15 / -6

High IQ, impulse control, ability to plan ahead....

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BoughtByBloomberg2 8 points ago +8 / -0

What is dancing? You mean girating your ass or actual dancing with some style? Ballroom.

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CarpenterRichard 6 points ago +6 / -0

Not to mention, he completely forgot about ballet.

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nachosamplerREBORN 8 points ago +8 / -0

Somebody needs to watch some Footloose - we don’t need a dance floor, just a makeshift barn gymnasium!

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Trilby 8 points ago +8 / -0

And that's just for starters.

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ZackMorris_osbro 8 points ago +8 / -0

These fucking heebs would claim the Talmud is part of this pantheon of white history if they didn't abhor white people for reflecting all their inadequacies so much.

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IvankasBathWater 7 points ago +7 / -0

Left out civilization.

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_Sully_ 7 points ago +7 / -0

Why even list anything? Mock him and call him a worthless faggot.

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bill_in_texas 9 points ago +9 / -0

He already has the fag flag in his avatar. Everyone already knows he's a knob gobbler.

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todiwan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Because that's how you become an ostracised laughing stock, for a good reason?

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IlhanOmarsFagBrother 7 points ago +7 / -0

They forgot Ferraris, Ital Design, and Pininfarina

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Major_Sleazebag 7 points ago +8 / -1

Quantum mechanics

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NoCoupForYou 6 points ago +6 / -0

Aristotle. Odysseus. Illiad (The Shit always be about the women, dawg). Pantheon. Hadrian's Wall. Steam Engine. Gas Engine. Textile Mills. Representative Government. Widespread Literacy and Numeracy. 95%+ of the Periodic Table of the Elements. Pilgrim's Progress. In Praise of Folly. Candide. The KanKan. Cossacks. Hussars. Longbow. Longships. Galleons. Frigates. Submarines. Bessemer Process. Stained Glass. Skyscapers. Railroads. Highways. Street Lights, be they gas or electric.

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CNNdotWin 6 points ago +6 / -0

Should have replied tell me what's so special about blackness besides being former slaves

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Littleirishmaid 6 points ago +6 / -0

🤚

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skellywell 6 points ago +6 / -0

*Not all-inclusive. See world history for complete details.

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Coprolite 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ships capable of open ocean voyages.

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TheMadManDidItAgain 6 points ago +7 / -1

The first group of people to make it illegal to enslave somebody... so much so, whitey's fought a war to make sure black people would never be enslaved again.

(Ironically, the democrats have been upset about this, and instead of making black people their slaves, they have systemically enslaved black people to the state and to their party by making it easy for them to get welfare... it's just a different form of slavery).

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BlitheringIdiot 6 points ago +6 / -0

Come now, Blacks have WAP.

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bubadmt 15 points ago +15 / -0

WIC*

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odiChamp 6 points ago +6 / -0

Tell him to move to a non-white country, he won't.

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SillyHuman 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just open your eyes and look around.

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Brobold 5 points ago +6 / -1

Property rights and the written word are pretty groovy.

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RedAltoids 4 points ago +4 / -0

Their idea of property rights is they have a right to your property.

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Groundpounder 5 points ago +5 / -0

“Whites are so not special we have to blame them for everything” - All deranged leftists

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Omniwulf 5 points ago +5 / -0

We as a whole are not bigot racist like every other race on the planet. Fuck you. All lives matter

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VolareVia 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't forget the laws of physics.

And a fair amount of math.

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glow-operator-2-0 1 point ago +1 / -0

physics

Newtonian, Einsteinian, and string

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LordScatmanJohn 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gotta love the Ukraine flag in the name. Missed opportunity to remind him that thats a white country.

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KYMAGApatriot1 3 points ago +4 / -1

My husband married me because I’m a redhead. Of course he has to put up with some of my lip ,,,,,,,,, but he knew what he was getting into. Lol. My grandson is also red headed. When he loses his temper I tell my daughter he is just having an emotional adjustment. She never accepts my explanations for his behavior.

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SteveRogers42 3 points ago +3 / -0

Electricity. Running water. Written language. Planes, trains, and automobiles.

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AmericaFirstMAGA88 3 points ago +3 / -0

God I love redheads

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South_Florida_Guy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Basically everything

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PhantomShield72 3 points ago +3 / -0

Retort Level: memefrog9000

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KekistanPM 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm pretty sure none of those people ever thought "I wouldn't have been able to use my intellectual talents if I wasn't this white..."

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ThirteenPercenter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don’t forget nearly every important invention ever was by white people, with China a distant second despite being enormous and a thousand years of history.

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WooseTheMoose 3 points ago +3 / -0

I like the phones. They're really nice and make communication convenient.

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__bryan 3 points ago +3 / -0

the wheel

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ArizonaDesertRat2021 3 points ago +3 / -0

Self-loathing dweeb is outdone by Pepe! 🐸

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R-A-T-S- 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nah, its probally one of those schodinger fellas who jump between being white and a minority at their convience.

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UnitedStatesofSmash 3 points ago +3 / -0

Everything. Every. Thing.

This dumb motherfucker wouldn't even be able to post this if it weren't for the white man.

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KekosaurusTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck you Michael Dresser