First off, you're absolutely correct and it's a shame that some submitters don't use the proper shitpost flair. I didn't know the headline was fake. Thank you for pointing it out.
A long time ago, I saw a vid of a dude with a big ass truck trick illegals into thinking he needs them for work, only to drop them off in front of ICE headquarters. The illegals all scattered like rats on a sinking ship. I was laughing my balls off.
No kidding. And after fake shit has been identified it's extremely rare that the submitter does the right thing by either deleting the post or putting the shitpost flair on it. It doesn't help when idiots like clowncunt tries to normalize it.
Fuck you clowncunt. Numerous times a day we have AUTHENTIC submissions that look like they used a peanut butter filter. How do you even remember to breathe?
Not letting my memes be dreams. Just realized what I want my next vacation to be. A flight to Texas border to do this exact thing! $200 per pop, and helping to secure my country? BEST BIRTHDAY TRIP EVER.
Mexico could be several states. Then we grab Canadian provinces and Greenland. Then we get Central America, then South. The United States of teh Americas.
Instead of the UN, we could unify the globe under the US Constitution.
Mexico could be several states. Then we grab Canadian provinces and Greenland. Then we get Central America, then South. The United States of teh Americas.
Instead of the UN, we could unify the globe under the US Constitution.
Will there be a name change? I for one like Americanexico.
The population density of Mexico is 172 people per square mile. If we are going to have to take in people coming across the border, we should annex one square mile of Mexico for every 100 people that come across. Since 2 million people came across in 2021, Mexico owes us 20,000 square miles of territory just for that year alone.
I bet nobody would be coming across our border if we enacted this policy. The Mexican army would be shooting them on their side of the border.
WEF will just have Soros fly or ferry them in. He worked for shitbag Nazis that shuttled people to be abused/killed before before, why not now. So long as he gets his cut. Why feel bad? I mean they'd have somebody do it anyway.
Just wondering if there is a source for the original article cos the lines between a joke article and reality are becoming more and more blurred nowadays.
This is to dilute your power, white man. You will no longer have majority power in the country that your ancestors created. If you fight against it, you will become a pariah and expelled from the society that your people created. All immigration needs to end. Full stop. No more of this queer legal immigration shit. No immigration, period.
me and my dad proposed making a foreign legion out of this idea.
a dangerous deadly border that would be near impossible to cross.
if you succeed you get a helmet slapped on your head and put in the American foreign legion. 12 years of good service and education and you can take the citizenship test
$1000/head bounty on illegals, paid for out of any foreign aid sent to Mexico. Regardless of the nationality of the illegal. If we burn through all of that money, a 100% tax on all remittances to Mexico and 100% tax on all goods flowing into the US from Mexico will be used to fund the money.
That man is a legend. If I was head of the CBP or ICE, he would immediately have a job.
The story is fake and gay.
OP needs to stop posting fake news on here.
So you're saying OP is Bill Mitchell?
BRUH, it's a screenshot of a tweet that tells us something we want to hear.
As people who are totally not Low T, we know tweets are all real and screenshots of tweets that tell us what we want to hear are absolutely real.
Unfortunately many of the faggots on this website just cosign bullshit. As long as it confirms their bias they don't care if it's real.
The fact that the guy was supposedly arrested is what makes it believable.
Why so mad, fren?
Don't be a fag.
Excuse me, sir, but you are the fag. It suffices to let people know the story is fake, no mass shaming is needed.
Users who post fake stories should be permabanned. Posts should be deleted
We could set up a patriots bureau of misinformation maybe….
Did you do an internship at Twitter?
Yup
In my mind he just bumped the old cis pede that owned the star wars store.
You know this headline is fake right
First off, you're absolutely correct and it's a shame that some submitters don't use the proper shitpost flair. I didn't know the headline was fake. Thank you for pointing it out.
Second, DAMMIT I WANTED THIS TO BE REAL!!!!!
A long time ago, I saw a vid of a dude with a big ass truck trick illegals into thinking he needs them for work, only to drop them off in front of ICE headquarters. The illegals all scattered like rats on a sinking ship. I was laughing my balls off.
That was Ari Shaffirs "The Amazing Racist" bit he had a bunch of videos like that.
He also brought a KKK Costume to a black dry cleaners in the ghetto.
InAPPropriate Comedy (2013)
Holy shit, you are correct! I can't believe I've watched him on the Joe Rogan podcast all this time and never realized it was him.
Mind. Blown.
He lost all that curly hair lol. I remember downloading that video off Limewire
“Amazing Racist”
Beautiful! God tosses us some of the best surprises!
I’m so sick of the fake bullshit here.
No kidding. And after fake shit has been identified it's extremely rare that the submitter does the right thing by either deleting the post or putting the shitpost flair on it. It doesn't help when idiots like clowncunt tries to normalize it.
How can you not tell by how pixelated that shit is? Clearly has been altered.
We have the best retards, don't we folks?!
Fuck you clowncunt. Numerous times a day we have AUTHENTIC submissions that look like they used a peanut butter filter. How do you even remember to breathe?
Not letting my memes be dreams. Just realized what I want my next vacation to be. A flight to Texas border to do this exact thing! $200 per pop, and helping to secure my country? BEST BIRTHDAY TRIP EVER.
Holla atcher boi when you rolling out. I'd love to celebrate with you!
for outstanding achievements in Creative Patriotism
Beats watching the Oscar fart fest.
This dude is an entrepreneurial genius.
If it were real this would be up there with that guy who gave door-to-door breast exams. Real men of genius.
Given what happened yesterday. We should even be pushing the border further back into that shithole beneath us
annex it. clean out the gangs. make it useful. give them 30 years to adopt the constitution and english.
20 years after that let them start voting for statehood amongst themselves
enjoy the fact that the southern border of mexico is a much shorter border to watch
It's an idea. Make Mexico the 51st state so it will slowly turn into a better place to live and they will be happy staying home.
Waiting on Puerto Rico to become a better place to live.
Better pack a lunch because you are going to have a long wait, mi boriqua pisano.
Puerto Rico is a state?
They are not. In our fantasy world where Mexico becomes part of the US, do you think they would want Statehood or Territory Status?
I completely forgot Puerto Rico even existed tbh.
Mexico could be several states. Then we grab Canadian provinces and Greenland. Then we get Central America, then South. The United States of teh Americas.
Instead of the UN, we could unify the globe under the US Constitution.
Ahh, no. One world government is not the way.
it's headed that way anyway. just by nature of humanity's interaction with the internet.
which way do you want it?
This. We're in it for the species. Constitutional freedom or communist tyranny, pick your poison.
Will there be a name change? I for one like Americanexico.
Seriously. Mexico has some fantastic beaches and natural resources. It should be a fucking paradise, not a nation run by violent cartels.
We don't even adopt the constitution in America any more.
well when they start war with russia we will have a great opening to remove our leaders
If we don’t clean out the cartels, they might come clean us out.
We should've annexed Mexico in the 50s, Central America in the 60s, and started on South America in the 70s.
The population density of Mexico is 172 people per square mile. If we are going to have to take in people coming across the border, we should annex one square mile of Mexico for every 100 people that come across. Since 2 million people came across in 2021, Mexico owes us 20,000 square miles of territory just for that year alone.
I bet nobody would be coming across our border if we enacted this policy. The Mexican army would be shooting them on their side of the border.
Given the majority of illegals aren't actually from Mexico to begin with nowdays, they'd probably be shooting them at their own southern border.
Remember the "migrant caravans" during Trump? The ones being driven from Central America by Soros-funded buses into Mexico? Yea.
Also Haiti.
Yes, very true. At one time I heard that one third of El Salvadors population lives in the USA.
We used to own ALL of Mexico. We were too nice and gave half of it back.
In hindsight we should have kept every inch of Mexico we took.
Border gets shorter the farther south we go. Less wall needed.
Make Mexico the wall.
Fake, but if someone actually did this, it is 100% how the feds would respond.
Think it's a fake headline unfortunately
Misspellings and such.
Yeah, NBC doesn't use the word illegals to describe illegals. They are undocumented, or climate refugees, etc.
Future doctors
"Austere religious scholars"
I still can't believe they actually wrote that about an ISIS terrorist.
Yes and not just any terrorist but the "head of the snake" so to say.
True. Also corporate propaganda companies would not be calling them illegals.
FAKE STORY FOLKS! Proven days ago, yet here it shows up again as a sticky? FFS!
What’s the crime?! Fraud?
The gov hates competition
Tax evasion?
Hurt feefees
E: Some bean shitter got his feefees hurt 😆
There isn't one because it's a fake-news meme.
A hero for our times.
Add another 100 miles and encircle DC
WEF will just have Soros fly or ferry them in. He worked for shitbag Nazis that shuttled people to be abused/killed before before, why not now. So long as he gets his cut. Why feel bad? I mean they'd have somebody do it anyway.
Hell yea..
Just wondering if there is a source for the original article cos the lines between a joke article and reality are becoming more and more blurred nowadays.
Would love to find the sauce. Nothing on google other than jpegs of the article.
You won't find it because this is a fake story. This was hashed out here a few days ago.
Thank you. PedeEnforcement is best.
No lava...instead turn entire border of texas into a 20' wide, 20' deep liquid sodium hydroxide pit
run a line of machine turrets on the border wall anyone from the south that crosses north gets lit up with 1000 rounds ea
Careful there! One of our resident Soros shills named ieatcrayons will call you a racist for stuff like that! He is a very angry, little man.
And what was his crime?
A human chain of defense oriented Americans at the border was required decades ago.
This is to dilute your power, white man. You will no longer have majority power in the country that your ancestors created. If you fight against it, you will become a pariah and expelled from the society that your people created. All immigration needs to end. Full stop. No more of this queer legal immigration shit. No immigration, period.
ICE detention centers are just where they get their transportation to an 'asylum town' anyway
So this was actually a fake story / meme that I posted two days ago 😂 C'mon people. Be better. I used shitpost flair. https://patriots.win/p/15HvPpMdIW/which-one-of-you-guys-was-this/c/
So this is the sigma male I keep hearing so much about
What's the crime?
me and my dad proposed making a foreign legion out of this idea.
a dangerous deadly border that would be near impossible to cross.
if you succeed you get a helmet slapped on your head and put in the American foreign legion. 12 years of good service and education and you can take the citizenship test
His mugshot face reads, "this is bullshit"
THIS IS AN ANTIWHITE INCURSION! THEY ARE TRYING TO DESTROY US! WAKE UP!
Just imagine if he had shot them like some of the faggots on here have tried to tell us we should do.
I had the idea a few years ago to build the wall out of lead and we should then dump our nuclear waste over the wall.
Not all heroes wear capes.
NICE !!!
$1000/head bounty on illegals, paid for out of any foreign aid sent to Mexico. Regardless of the nationality of the illegal. If we burn through all of that money, a 100% tax on all remittances to Mexico and 100% tax on all goods flowing into the US from Mexico will be used to fund the money.
Brilliant
What a fucking hero. How do we help him?
edit: I guess he'd have to become real, first. HOW DO WE ACCOMPLISH THAT? XD
Who stickied this? It's bs
Permanently irradiate the border. Problem solved.
I would donate big bucks to crowdfund alligators and crocs shipped from Florida and tossed in the Rio Grande. And piranhas
Land mines BEFORE that
Line the border with States National Guard, and treat Every person entering illegally as Invading Terrorists
Bunch of gators would be more cost effectuce.
Stop peddling fake news
This guy is pretty clever, but he should've known the illegals would rat him out.
Don't fuck all the illegals, they might produce anchor babies!
He promised to guide them to asylum towns ... and took them to ICE centers.
That isn't fraud. They're basically the same thing right now.
And they got baby formula.
this is not real. we look like fucking morons every time someone posts fake shit....just stop and do some research before you post something