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frankenglock 237 points ago +238 / -1

That's acceptable if they work at a strip club.

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PC__Principle 61 points ago +61 / -0

Don't hate. These days men can get pregnant, men can get periods. Just wait and see how well a company does when both men and women started getting time off for periods.....while still keeping his/her original allowed PTO.

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MasklessMarvel 37 points ago +37 / -0

this will create a lot of new trannies

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user2827 26 points ago +26 / -0

For sure, a week off work every month is all the motivation I needed to become trans.

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Need4Pede 5 points ago +5 / -0

Some tranny is going to eat a whole pizza and have a stomach ache because of a sideways turd and think, "it's happening! Calling off boss, my monthly friend is here!"

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vegaspatriot1776 5 points ago +5 / -0

Calling off boss, my monthly friend is here!"

Come on now. If you were getting some of the younger pussy, you would know it's referred to as "shark week" these days.

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Need4Pede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Define younger? My GF is 35 at my 42? Her BC essentially eliminates that week. Yet I've been never heard this phrase. Sounds like something they'd say as and excuse to be bitchy for a week.

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WhatUCan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wtf is wrong with ppl lol

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MasklessMarvel 6 points ago +6 / -0

i would be gender fluid

and my fluid would come when I wanted to go fishing

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Quietam_Unum 4 points ago +4 / -0

i would be gender fluid

C'mon man! Everyone knows "gender fluid" is what ends up on the actress's face at the end of the scene.

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MrsBarker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Women that say it takes an entire week are lying. Straight up 3 days tops.

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user2827 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's consistent with my wife, 3 days bleeding, a day before she knows its about to start and one day she calls 'spotting'.

I figure it's easier to just round up.

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Zskills 15 points ago +15 / -0

Hnnnnnggggg im gonna... i'm gonna.... I'm BLEEEeEEeeeDiinggg

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Gunmolester 9 points ago +9 / -0

yeah but if you claim to be a women the company will pay you less becuz mUH PaygaP

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Forgototherpassword 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's why they need to get full pay while not working and not charged vacation or sick leave, because a woman getting paid to not work is exactly the same as a man having to work harder so she doesn't have to.

Anything less is inequality bigot.

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mumblenuggets 2 points ago +2 / -0

This will create a lot of Disney Groomers.

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mass55th 6 points ago +6 / -0

Here's hoping those men that can get their period, and get pregnant, will also get a very bad yeast infection, along with vaginal warts.

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OGpsywar 22 points ago +22 / -0

I think that'd be imaginal warts .. in their imagina.

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mass55th 6 points ago +6 / -0

A big KEK for that one!! 🐸

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jslenterprises 4 points ago +4 / -0

'I identify as a female this week, and i feel like i have cramps' farts

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Patriot_FT720 1 point ago +1 / -0

Next thing you know the government will be forcing your work to have mandatory paid leave with no requirement to give a reason.

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SwampKraken 37 points ago +37 / -0

KeK

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Brellin 12 points ago +12 / -0

Unironically if they can't show up to work they should be fired. Fuck off with this coddling bullshit.

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anotherthing 9 points ago +9 / -0

If you want a reason not to hire women, there you go. And don't give me, "That's not legal." because you can always find something in an interview to disqualify an applicant.

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USPatriot45 7 points ago +7 / -0

They should just do MTO for that. Mandatory time off

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USPatriot45 4 points ago +5 / -1

I agree

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PatrickHangry 155 points ago +155 / -0

But don't you dare mention that this is a downside of female employees.

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Suspicious_0bserver 93 points ago +93 / -0

Give men the same amount of time off per month. 😁

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Antemalagon 31 points ago +31 / -0

Pretty much.

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CaptainHempbeard 54 points ago +54 / -0

REEE! WHY DO MEN MAKE MORE MONEY?!

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Just_An_Idahoan 28 points ago +28 / -0

When was the last time you saw a woman with missing fingers, or paralyzed from falling off a roof? That's why men get payed so much more!!

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Unaor2 22 points ago +22 / -0

Male privilege is dying or getting mutilated/crippled while women gossip in an air conditioned office for the same pay.

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EagleOverTriumph 7 points ago +7 / -0

Bob works 40 hours a week and earns 10$ an hour Mary works 20 hours a week and earns 10$ an hour

REEEEEEEE WHY IS BOB MAKING MORE MONEY THEY DO THE SAME WORK!

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Friend_of_John_Galt 6 points ago +7 / -1

Depends on the job you're talking about, of course.

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SecondProtectsFirst 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah, I mean plenty of software engineers make well over 6 figures, probably more than twice what a roofer makes sometimes, and the worst mistake they make isn’t going to paralyze or amputate anyone. At least not most of the time. Maybe if you’re writing software for a combine or a car I guess.

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UnitedStatesofSmash 7 points ago +7 / -0

Depends. I work with class 1 and class 2 medical device software, so lots of stuff to fuck up there that can hurt a patient.

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Jack_HinsonTN 3 points ago +3 / -0

Women tend to avoid education in fields that are pipelines to more traditional IT jobs. Network Engineer, Server Administrator, Implementation Engineer (software or hardware), DBA, all tend to be male dominated fields. Back when I was going to Technical School to learn server administration and networking, we had a few women join the class every trimester. The longest any of them made it before dropping out was 2 trimesters. And their grades were absolutely ass the whole time. There are certain jobs men are better suited for, more able to do on average, and more mentally able to withstand the challenges of, and feminazi types need to realize that there's a reason STEM fields are male-dominated. And it's hardly because of discrimination. It's simple biology.

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Gyrfalcon 2 points ago +2 / -0

plenty of software engineers make well over 6 figures, probably more than twice what a roofer makes sometimes, and the worst mistake they make isn’t going to paralyze or amputate anyone

Automobile warning systems. Self driving cars! Many surgeries are now assisted by robots. Who do you think programs all of the software that runs those cars and robots?

I remember when it was a big thing that a particular car line was running 30,000 limes of code. A key fob now requires SIGNIFICANTLY more code than that. Unlock doors. Unlock trunk/hatch. Remote start. Open doors. Lower windows. Open sunroof. And I'm now 2 years out of date, there's probably more in development.

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Meddlesom 0 points ago +1 / -1

...or ballot counting machines.

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Friend_of_John_Galt 0 points ago +1 / -1

If you spend years learning a skill and apply it well enough to ask for six figures and get it, what does that have to do with a completely unrelated line of work?

Most of the software engineers I know are men, though all of them make good money and all own houses with roofs.

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aboardthegravyboat 3 points ago +3 / -0

I demand that they have equal representation along trash collectors

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UnitedStatesofSmash 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nah, I demand equal roughneck representation. See how much they like that shit.

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Friend_of_John_Galt 9 points ago +10 / -1

Anyone who doesn't show up for work isn't equal to someone who does.

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Friend_of_John_Galt 0 points ago +1 / -1

Chill.

Women are typically worse at negotiating than men, that's the real "wage gap". I've actually said that to them, and they understood.

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Meddlesom 0 points ago +1 / -1

The real wage gap comes from them comparing different jobs, or comparing the same job while working a different amount of hours.

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eupraxia128 5 points ago +5 / -0

Real answer is because women seek "flexibility" and "fulfillment" in their career choices and work an average of 5 fewer hours per week:

https://www.quora.com/In-the-US-what-are-the-rights-women-have-that-men-dont-have/answer/Nick-Easton

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saltyviewer123 5 points ago +5 / -0

Man period. KEK

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I_heart_blastbeats 2 points ago +2 / -0

Me: I'm gonna take a long lunch I need to go number 3!

Boss: lol sure you don't need a nap also?

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TheMadManDidItAgain 2 points ago +2 / -0

Equality means equality for all... right?

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LetsG0Brandon 52 points ago +52 / -0

Think of all the BS caused by forcing women into the workforce... This was a diabolical deliberate scheme from it's inauguration. Once upon a time, one mans income provided a house, transportation, and many kids.... Now we have "pet" parents who both work multiple jobs, and still live paycheck to paycheck

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BarneyFranksNipples 31 points ago +31 / -0

Double the workers for the same economic outcome for the household, but now the government is collecting double the income tax and forcing your kids to be raised by the state.

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aboardthegravyboat 13 points ago +13 / -0

And then reworked the system to make single wage households nearly impossible.

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Donttreadonme16 1 point ago +1 / -0

Unless those single wage households want to be completely reliant on the government.

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dr_gonzo 16 points ago +16 / -0

You can blame our fiat currency system for that. The U.S. dollar has been devalued by 97% since the Federal Reserve Act was passed, and a vast majority of that has occurred sine we went full on fiat in the early 70s.

And why was a fiat currency system required? Because of LBJ's Great Society, otherwise known as the welfare state. It was causing deficits so high, it was impossible for politicians to raise the revenue each year through taxation, and still get reelected.

  • End the fed

  • Repeal the 16th amendment

  • End Marxist redistribution

Time to re-embrace our liberty centric roots.

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Gyrfalcon 1 point ago +1 / -0

When I was a kid, banks actually paid interest on savings accounts. Now, they use our money for free.

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MasklessMarvel 6 points ago +11 / -5

usually because they want those 180" TVs and a new car every year

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CaptainButthurt 17 points ago +17 / -0

Both the bread and the circuses are quickly becoming unaffordable under comrade Joe's stewardship.

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ApexVeritas 1 point ago +3 / -2

Good. Accelerate. Take away people's bread and circuses, diversions, comforts, and excuses. Make them angry, and lets do what we should've done decades ago.

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CaptainButthurt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yup complete agreement. This system needs to be destroyed before a new one can be built.

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TommyJarvis 1 point ago +1 / -0

The plan is to continue doing it slowly so nobody gets that angry. Biden just doesn’t understand subtlety. That’s what 0bama meant by Biden “fucking things up”.

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OGpsywar 13 points ago +13 / -0

It's probably safer for the business.

I hear that it attracts bears..

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MichelesPenis 2 points ago +2 / -0

And sharks.

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JunkieBiden 12 points ago +13 / -1

Stop gendering this. As a guy if I worked for a company this dumb, I'd be on a permanent period. They're so disconnected from reality they couldn't question me.

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thepilotofmoya 5 points ago +6 / -1

It’s only women pushing for this.

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JunkieBiden 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yeah, but no HR department that pushes this is going to question my bearded ass if I proclaim I can have periods also.

You met a liberal who can define woman these days? It's like trying to get them to explain their definition of an assault rifle

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TommyJarvis 1 point ago +1 / -0

“Are you misgendering me?!! HRRRRRRRRR!!!”

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FART_IN_THE_TOILET 14 points ago +15 / -1

Welcome to the modern American woman.

Rights without responsibilities.

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Meddlesom 0 points ago +1 / -1

privileges without responsibilities.

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MeloniaisMelons 7 points ago +7 / -0

I agree in spirit but having women in the draft puts the lives of the men they serve with at risk.

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Ex-lib-learning 3 points ago +3 / -0

No

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MythArcana 74 points ago +74 / -0

Okie dokie. That means hire men only if you want anything done.

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jctbg20 55 points ago +56 / -1

Don't be a bigot.. Men can have periods too. You transphobe

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MythArcana 17 points ago +17 / -0

Guilty as charged! 😂

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TheWorldsOnBathSalts 6 points ago +6 / -0

That’s not a period, it’s this stuff: https://files.catbox.moe/t0lacc.jpeg

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BroForceOne 13 points ago +13 / -0

I ain't clicking that shit nigga.

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MasklessMarvel 2 points ago +2 / -0

it's a picture of Biden's rectum

not really, I just wanted to put that in your head

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peterstrzoked 2 points ago +2 / -0

I clicked. I like spicy food, and I’d try it for sure. But I don’t particularly enjoy lava coming out of my butthole, so if it’s as good as advertised, that’s a no thanks for me.

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Reverend 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've had the hot sauce before. I can't recall how much I liked it but I do remember that it wasn't that spicy.

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BallsackPaneer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Some say that Big Mike uses it for lube.

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MasklessMarvel 3 points ago +3 / -0

a man got into a pepper eating contest with his friends

he won but his mouth burned so badly that he had to eat some ice cream to cool it down

the next morning he was heard in the bathroom moaning "Hurry up, ice cream! Hurry up ice cream!"

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bill_in_texas 3 points ago +3 / -0

We call that "fuego en el culo" 'round these here parts!

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MasklessMarvel 19 points ago +19 / -0

i got in trouble at an HR meeting

The rep says "Women only get paid 75% as much as men. What does this tell you?"

Me "If you only hire women you will save 25% on your labor costs"

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MythArcana 6 points ago +6 / -0

Another good retort would be that Common Core math isn't accurate. She's completely full of crap. If anything, women get paid more than men, if they'll even hire men to begin with, which they won't.

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Gyrfalcon 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you only hire women you will save 25% on your labor costs

The curious thing is the studies in the 60s and 70s were where the 25% or so wage difference was first used. I guess no one has seen any improvement in over 50 years. Bogus number!

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agremlinintheworks 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those studies also included housewives when calculating the 25%. The original study itself, once controlled for job description and seniority showed no statistically significant difference in pay by gender.

But the media has run with the pay difference for so long, so many women (and even women) believe it completely. Meanwhile if you look at salaries today what people keep finding is that women make more on average for the same work. Because companies have tried to recruit women to traditionally non-female dominated fields by offering better pay.

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Gyrfalcon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those studies also included housewives when calculating the 25%.

That part I didn't know. Wasn't as easy to research pre internet to find what "the news" was leaving out of their stories.

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Meddlesom 1 point ago +2 / -1

They leave out the part where "women only work 75% of the hours that men do, so you have to hire more of them".

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Wintergreen 14 points ago +15 / -1

As if that isn't already the case.

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The_Bugout_Bag 3 points ago +4 / -1

Damn. Beat me to it.

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citizen667 7 points ago +8 / -1

But muh ballz ache sometimes.

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MythArcana 6 points ago +6 / -0

Try swinging a 22 ounce hammer in 110 degree Summer weather all day and tell the foreman your pussy hurts and see if you get a raise. LoL

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citizen667 3 points ago +4 / -1

Ballpine in the ballsack! I need tomorrow off to ice muh gonads!

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MythArcana 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hehehe! And I'll require lifting help, as well.

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AnotherTexan 40 points ago +40 / -0

I honestly, genuinely, think... How many women in days passed cried and moaned about their periods to everyone?

Like the Comanche Squall complaining to the village chief on how she couldn't skin hides or forage berries because of her cycle....

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AL_Rise 33 points ago +34 / -1

Having your period sucks, don't get me wrong. However, I just stfu and go about my life. I did work with females in the past that used to call out of work because of their period. It would piss me right the fuck off. Yes, it sucks, but God made us well capable of handling it. It was just an excuse to not come in to work, that's all

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AnotherTexan 38 points ago +38 / -0

I broken up with women who treated me like shit on their cycle. my 2 longest relationships, one I'm still in, they never acted any different for the most part. I get that it sucks, but holy fuck. It seems like some use it as an excuse to treat people like shit and not get flak for it.

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Based-Potato 21 points ago +22 / -1

Same. The worst that happens with my current girlfriend is she warns me it's a blowjob kinda night if I'm interested in sex. Love and respect the shit out of her.

This constant coddling and infantizing of adults is destroying society imo.

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AnotherTexan 9 points ago +9 / -0

I absolutely agree. I think a lot of women love being the victim so fucking much they'll use any excuse they can.

My wife was one of 2 women, out of all the women I've dated, that didn't give me a rape story.

One of them was 18 and her stepfather "convinced" her it was ok because he was her dad and she did it. Her mother definitely sheltered the fuck out of her so I'm not sure if I think they truly fell for it out of ignorance, or was lying.

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Based-Potato 8 points ago +8 / -0

I always try to contextualize with women. I mean, if I was a young and attractive young woman, how would I approach the world. Most of them are going to choose the easy road. Why not?? Someone calls you out on your bullshit and makes you uncomfortable, move on to the next willing host. They are lining up after all.

Find one that has a fully developed conscience, you put a ring on that. Took my current gf 8 years to pass muster, and now she's got the ring.

Don't settle. Sane woman exist.

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AnotherTexan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Never did. Been married for around 6 or so years now.

Did the whole hoe around thing after my first serious relationship. Felt guilty every time and found it pointless and undesirable and stopped. Then I met my wife. Great woman.

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MeloniaisMelons 5 points ago +5 / -0

The stepfather thing is probably true, it happens a lot with steps. That's why single moms shouldn't date imo.

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MCMLXXXIV 3 points ago +3 / -0

Modern day America. If you have an obstacle, for heavens sake, don't work through it. Just claim to be a victim of something and someone will carry you over it.

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Donttreadonme16 1 point ago +1 / -0

it’s a blowjob kinda night if I’m interested in sex.

Is your shower broken or something?

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AL_Rise 9 points ago +9 / -0

Oh, for sure. Bitches be crazy. Good thing you jumped ship. I feel like if you treat someone like shit during that time of the month, you're probably a shit person generally. Now, I can't speak for when women go thru menopause, as I'm not there yet, but I have a close older women friend who like absolutely went off the deep end when she hit menopause, but I honestly think her Dr did a shit job of stabilizing her hormones.

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AnotherTexan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Menopause is indeed a whole other story. I will say, my mom got more short and grumpy around her time, but she didn't really act too much differently than normal. She was always a helicopter mom.

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DeathBattleFan123 6 points ago +6 / -0

My wife gets more emotional. That doesn't mean more grumpy, or emotional in a different manner than usual. It means more emotional, as in, whatever she would have been feeling, now it's twice as significant. It's real, and it happens. We both deal with it just fine.

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memechallenger33 9 points ago +9 / -0

I think there’s a lot of variability. Some women are barely affected. Others are straight up incapacitated. Most are like you; it sucks, but it’s not so terrible that they can’t go on.

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RayRay1776 9 points ago +9 / -0

I have an extremely painful 1 or 2 days of my cycle. Most days I just bring a heating pad with me. But I've called in before because I knew I wouldn't be any good at work. That's what my vacation and sick leave is for, shouldn't get special time for it though.

Also reason why 9698035663288765 a man can never become a woman.

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ProudKoreanAmerican 4 points ago +4 / -0

Does it actually feel like a cramp located in your groin? I'm imagining a Charlie Horse down there.

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Ex-lib-learning 11 points ago +11 / -0

It’s more lower belly area and it’s worse than a Charlie horse. On the worst days it’s whole body aches, sharp pains in that area, nausea. I guess I’f you’ve ever had really bad gas, the pain is kinda similar. I can manage with the occasional pain meds but I also have pretty easy periods compared to my friends and family.

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ProudKoreanAmerican 6 points ago +6 / -0

The really bad gas analogy actually works. Thanks. I always wondered what it felt like lol

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HiddenDekuScrub 8 points ago +8 / -0

I would say gas works as an analogy up to a point. When it first starts, it feels like you have to poop out something painful. At the same time you stop retaining water and you do, indeed, feel like you have to go a lot. Not diarrhea or anything, just that it kind of feels like you have to make a big one, so you poop out everything you can. But then you run out and still have that feeling that something has to be expelled.

This is usually the point most of us reach for the advil so we can be normal for the day. Because if we don't...

It slowly starts getting worse, like something is grabbing onto and squeezing you on the inside. You feel like you have to stretch, but you can't stretch it away. It doesn't feel like a stomachache, or even intestinal pain. It's just an intense, slow-burn, radiating pain just between your hips. And probably because the uterus is a muscle in its own right, it can spread to the legs, making it hurt to move around. (And that part will feel like a really bad Charlie horse on steroids.)

Now, a heavy dose of advil will stop that entire last paragraph in its tracks, especially if you don't use pain meds often. And it usually only lasts a day compared to the rest of the period. So the women who take it will act fairly normal during a period.

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Gyrfalcon 1 point ago +1 / -0

B supplements, yes. They helped me avoid the migraines I got with my period.

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WhitePowerRanger 5 points ago +6 / -1

And you fart blood instead of gas lol

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AL_Rise 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ummm, it's not like a Charlie horse feeling for me. It's more like waves of pain. Like it feels like the muscles are contracting hard in waves. I'm guessing maybe that's how the lining is shed. Idk. I'm not a Dr lol.

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ProudKoreanAmerican 2 points ago +2 / -0

Have you ever taken too many laxatives? Sounds kinda like that. Ugh.

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AL_Rise 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm lactose intolerant so...life is always an adventure 🙃

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WhitePowerRanger 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m LGBT and BLM intolerant

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baconandolives 2 points ago +2 / -0

Painful muscle contraction, kind of like a nighttime leg cramp but just above your pubic bone.

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MasklessMarvel 3 points ago +3 / -0

i lived with three women

they claim women who live together sync up their periods

they don't

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Meddlesom 1 point ago +2 / -1

They just feed off of each other's bitchiness.

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MasklessMarvel 1 point ago +1 / -0

and they fight over stupid shit

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IncredibleMrE1 11 points ago +14 / -3

Women have to deal with bloating and cramps and major mood swings. Men have to deal with bloating, cramping, moody women.

Men have it worse.

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Apersonofinterest 5 points ago +5 / -0

I learned about periods from women complaining about their periods.

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baconandolives 4 points ago +4 / -0

None I remember. You didn't even mention it to anyone except other female workers you felt comfortable telling. My worst day was bad but I dealt with it until clock out time. Fuck (sorry, unladylike) these literal pussies.

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lash 2 points ago +3 / -1

They eat shit and radiate their bodies constantly. Their periods are fucked up hormonally.

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Wrexxis780 27 points ago +27 / -0

Women soon: “I have period symptoms for 2 weeks at a time”

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ouvrez_les_yeux 18 points ago +18 / -0

Just keep getting boosters and that will be a reality.

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Wrexxis780 7 points ago +7 / -0

If they keep getting boosters they will probably end up with no periods because they will just lose their fertility

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MeloniaisMelons 4 points ago +4 / -0

But they may still have phantom pms. Only a biggot would deny that.

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JoePCool14 4 points ago +4 / -0

2 more weeks to slow the flow

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MasklessMarvel 3 points ago +3 / -0

"I have exclamation marks!"

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PaigeAshley 21 points ago +21 / -0

As a woman who has terrible problems with that, I am a farm woman and the animals have to be fed, stalls have to be mucked out and water buckets filled regardless of how I feel. As OP said, pop some advil and keep working!

This article is such abysmal, weak willed bullshit!

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MasklessMarvel -5 points ago +4 / -9

never trust anything that can bleed for a week and not die

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talltellmanson 4 points ago +4 / -0

OK Mrs. Garrison

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Erlik_Khan 21 points ago +21 / -0

Then I deserve taco night leave. I mean that affects both me and anyone working around me.

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MyPersonalExp 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don’t even get me started with Heineken farts

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Double-Y_Chromo 20 points ago +21 / -1

Because women don't have enough privilege already.

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LetsG0Brandon 8 points ago +8 / -0

"pussy privilege" if you are remotely attractive, you can get soi simps and cucks to support you financially

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thepilotofmoya 4 points ago +4 / -0

A woman doesn’t even have to be remotely attractive. All she has to do is offer flesh, in real life or as pixels, and she’s set for long enough to never have to work again. And after that, she just needs to rope some lonely idiot so she never has to spend a dime of it.

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Truthseeker0120 18 points ago +18 / -0

Holy Shit, this can't be real cuz if it is Bahahahaha! 🤣🤣🤣 I'm an over fifty female and have worked my whole life....Bahahahaha!!! Yeah, sure it sucks sometimes but men go thru shit too... maybe not in same way ( cramps) but men have more of a burden like oh I dunno, Providing a living for his family and taking care of countless things around the house..All I know is I miss my late husband..he took care of some things, and I took care of some things and it worked so perfectly.... I regret not learning some things from him like vehicle maintenance. I have no ability to fix some things...like my brain don't know how to work that way... it sucks...I miss my best friend. He was so good to me in so many ways...Ladies, NEVER take your man for granted, you have no idea....

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MasklessMarvel -6 points ago +2 / -8

Ladies, NEVER take your man for granted, you have no idea....

LOL just because they can fix your car?

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Dropcord 18 points ago +21 / -3

Reasons why women should be paid less than men.

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MasklessMarvel 2 points ago +2 / -0

prostitution

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White_Devil 14 points ago +14 / -0

Let's not be hasty to reject the idea...

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anon2309011 10 points ago +12 / -2

Should be mandatory.

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talltellmanson 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is exactly what I was thinking.

Just had a member of my team cry on a team meeting about things not going as fast as they wanted.

All I could think was "don't join team meetings if you're on your period for fucks sake"

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crimsontsunami 11 points ago +11 / -0

if they get PERIOD time, I want my BEERIOD time hehe

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AnthraciteCracker 10 points ago +10 / -0

Totally worth it not having to hear them cackle for a few days a month.

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OrangeFruitGood 9 points ago +9 / -0

I get headaches and random nosebleeds often, and can be in a kind of bad mood a lot too. Is that kind of similar to a period?

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OrangeFruitGood 7 points ago +7 / -0

Maybe if I become a progressive enough icon, I can get a position in Joe's cabinet and subvert his administration in a more MAGA direction.

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elcomedian 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hmmm

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mikejones 9 points ago +9 / -0

But equal payyyyy

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Suspicious_0bserver 5 points ago +5 / -0

I knew the gender equality thing was bogus when I saw female soldiers, cops, firefighters etc being paid the same as their more capable, male counterparts.

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Hydris 3 points ago +3 / -0

Guy with the jack hammer gets paid the same as the one holding the stop/slow sign.

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QuickMaths 8 points ago +8 / -0

If they get monthly leave for having their period they can shut the fuck up forever about their imaginary wage gap. Goes double if they’re a cigarette smoker, those motherfuckers get like an hour and a half of paid smoking breaks every day.

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MasklessMarvel 3 points ago +3 / -0

that's part of the reason the wage gap is imaginary

it does not account for the fact that women work fewer hours than men

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Belleoffreedom 7 points ago +7 / -0

This policy will be abused.

A healthy woman might feel off every once in a very long while, but it's no big deal, most of the time. Some women have a terrible time, and they should go to a doctor, because something is medically wrong if they have that much pain every month.

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Unboosted 6 points ago +6 / -0

A man has to clean the bathroom, he probably had this idea

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ThirteenPercenter 5 points ago +5 / -0

(Edit to remove my grumpy post)

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ActNow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Menopause being a "horror show" is not the case for every woman. I hardly noticed.

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ThirteenPercenter 2 points ago +2 / -0

You’re of course right, and I’m sorry to have generalized like that.

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ActNow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you for acknowledging that. We're all different. From all of the stories I heard leading up to menopause, I worried about how bad it would be. Maybe I was just lucky. Women who have been fooled into taking the shots have a whole other set of problems to face.

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MakeMyCoffeeLiberal 5 points ago +5 / -0

Isn't that what sick leave is for?

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airborne3502 5 points ago +5 / -0

I thought The period/cramps card expired after high school.

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MasklessMarvel 4 points ago +4 / -0

you don't need it when you no longer have gym class

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elcomedian 3 points ago +3 / -0

Only on swim day

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Joe_Snow 5 points ago +5 / -0

PaYgAp

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lash 5 points ago +5 / -0

Don't do drugs, M'kay.

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clueless_expert 5 points ago +5 / -0

EqUaL pAy FoR eQuAL wOrK!

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TheGamerToTheRight 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ah. That explains the ~25% "wage gap".

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coolhandcuke 5 points ago +5 / -0

Use to get out of gym - maybe.

Out of work - I don't think so.

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AlpineSeaHolly 5 points ago +5 / -0

Watch men become women just to take some time off of work

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Klown_Schwab 4 points ago +4 / -0

I identify as a period-haver menstruating person of color.

Now gimme dem extra days off and a promotion

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SrzlyYUGEguacbowl 4 points ago +4 / -0

Let me correct this title for you

Menstrual leave: Why liberal companies are offering more ways to get out of actually doing your job. Conservative companies pose the sexist question "Isn't that what sick time is for?"

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CMDRConanAAnderson 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh hell yes, do it. I'll identify as a woman and get every Friday (paid) off, easy to play this game mother fuckers.

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MasklessMarvel 2 points ago +2 / -0

be gender fluid once a week

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The_Kuru 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just shove a tampon up there and get on with life for fuck's ache.

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Ayahuasca_One 4 points ago +7 / -3

Men can have periods too

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Dudemanfoo 4 points ago +4 / -0

I would also like some "My nuts itch" time off... n sheeit.

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Wintergreen 3 points ago +3 / -0

Great and men can have periods too now.

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RareVikingPepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

And people are confused when companies don't want to hire women?

Edit: *Sensible companies

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kaczan3 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just as long as she leaves the house during her PMS so the husband gets some time off too!

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GodKingHarambe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Some men have periods, so game's on, lads

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Kashim11 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm going try this with my boss.

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Fjrnjsjdj 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is a good thing.

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Bigdeal 3 points ago +3 / -0

And why would you ever hire a woman? They will be off for at least a week once a month. And then they complain about woman not getting paid the same as men. Nah if you look at hourly pay they get way more and that is about to rise with this nonsense.

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Redpill-notCommieRed 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dudes will volunteer to work overtime that week.

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jctbg20 3 points ago +4 / -1

Thankfully the "COVID vaccines" can delay periods, so womynx and other individuals with a cervix kill 2 birds with 1 stone

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MrsBarker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Meanwhile I'm over here done with menopause at 41 due to only having 1 adrenal gland. Can I get a fucking day off?

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NoBrakes_ChooChoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

I stopped eating processed foods and all my menstrual pain went away. No joke.

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OnlyTrump20 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep. Diet and a few vitamins (plus a little ibuprofen) will cure bad periods. I've known some women who were absolutely floored with bad pains and stuff, but they had a medical condition causing it. It's not the norm.

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thepilotofmoya 2 points ago +2 / -0

What about weird ball days? Because that’s a problem men have that no one cares about.

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CaptainButthurt 2 points ago +2 / -0

I identify as a menstruating woman, gibs me dat PTO!

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CentralAmericanPede 2 points ago +2 / -0

And then they bitch that they can get paid less.

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memepoon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh hell, this is ridiculous and I get mad cramps every time, just give us tax free products please lol