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Trumpymctrumpface 45 points ago +45 / -0

Protein pancakes will never replace a medium rare ribeye.

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nozonozo 26 points ago +26 / -0

God put cows on the planet for us to eat them.

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NvJohansson 22 points ago +22 / -0

Well, milk is also kind of important. So maybe two reasons?

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AuPhalanx 17 points ago +17 / -0

Shoes. Three reasons now.

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BlackPilled4Decades 13 points ago +13 / -0

Fuck lab grown chemical concoctions. Four reasons.

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Savetherepublic2 -2 points ago +1 / -3

The vast majority of Americans could do without milk...should do without it.

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Treefreak1776 6 points ago +6 / -0

Mmm did someone say S T E A K?

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Shayhawk 3 points ago +3 / -0

But.... pancakes.... yummy!

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BillionsAndBillions 3 points ago +3 / -0

Monbiot should be a protein pancake.

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Whoopies_tds 34 points ago +34 / -0

While we're jumping up on soapboxes telling everyone to do what we say, I would like to proclaim that every activist needs be launched into orbit never to return because this is our only chance to save our planet, save our democracy and end racism

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splink 10 points ago +11 / -1

PHOOM "Get me another rocket, Sam....because Climate Change!" PHOOM

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Rusty_Bungus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Volcanos are leftist deposit boxes, change my mind.

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Yeehaw-McKickass 1 point ago +1 / -0

Meh, that sounds expensive. How bout we just lock them in a nice rustic part of Detroit that we can pick up on the cheap. Then only allow them to live the way they say we are supposed to. No more any thing from fossil fuels, all energy must be green energy and those solar panels and windmills must be made with out using any oil at all. Only lab grown mold, I mean "meat" pancakes to eat. None of those dirty fire arms that produce carbon when fired to defend your self from the newly minted cannibals that are starving since the is no farming.

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orion010 7 points ago +7 / -0

missing key info

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FromSethWithLove 14 points ago +14 / -0

These people think farming is what the capital hill people tried in the lawn in Seattle

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FUSnowflake 13 points ago +13 / -0

Unflattering photo.

Makes him look like he has a bad case of pedogheyface.

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Zskills 9 points ago +9 / -0

That's just his face. It's actually a very flattering photo and he still looks like that

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HKgoneWild 3 points ago +3 / -0

A backpfeifengesicht type of face, if you will.

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Zskills 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just looked it up... new favorite word.

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Nameless_Mofo 2 points ago +2 / -0

kek so true

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UsedOnlyThrice 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also weakest looking solidarity fist I've ever seen behind David Hogg's.

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MF_Goggles 12 points ago +12 / -0

Regardless of how much it costs in terms of dollars to grow a pound of food (meat or otherwise), people like this don't realize what the insane energy costs would be of growing enough food to feed billions of people in a lab would be. The construction requirements alone would have a colossal impact on the environment.

Fucking stupid leftists, but I repeat myself.

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VoidWanderer 11 points ago +11 / -0

They know. The point is to create so many conflicting narratives and as much chaos as possible to bring the system down so they can offer "the only solution" which is give up all freedoms and become slaves.

That's it. That's all this all comes down to. The sooner people see it for what it's really about the sooner they can realize how to deal with it.

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talltellmanson 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yep. This guy knows after the great revolution they'd control the farming system and use the farm output to feed the proletariats in the urban areas.

They know nothing they say is true, its just a means to an end.

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FromSethWithLove 7 points ago +7 / -0

It would ultimately look like... farming

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jimmityjimjimjim 2 points ago +2 / -0

feed billions of people

You mean millions, they intend to kill us all through war, starvation and disease

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HKgoneWild 2 points ago +2 / -0

The other grand question...

Where do they think the other components for this lab grown "meat" come from? Or are they just planning on going full Soylent green on us without saying it?

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talltellmanson 3 points ago +3 / -0

Theyre not serious.

Its just another way of coopting the minds of the useless idiots to destroy the current system for the great revolution to take place.

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blockchain-the-vote 10 points ago +10 / -0

Fucking moron

Ok how, with the lab meats? Currently it takes thousands to create just an ounce.

People need to stop treating them seriously and treat them like the clowns they are.

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UsedOnlyThrice 4 points ago +4 / -0

If only there were an animal that can turn grass into steak, milk, cheese, and yogurt. We could trap it, feed it, breed it. Keep it happy and healthy so the food just keeps coming year after year.

Hell I bet humans would form holidays around the consumption of such a miracle animal, giving thanks for it's provisions. Certain people might even form religions celebrating how glorious such an animal is to the improvement of the human condition.

If only.

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blockchain-the-vote 3 points ago +3 / -0

If only

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publius1788 10 points ago +10 / -0

Anyone talking about ending farming is threatening to kill millions/billions of people. It's weird but I remember one of the things that made me stop trusting Ben Shapiro was he said that he didn't think eating meat was moral and in the future we should eat lab grown meat.

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FromSethWithLove 4 points ago +5 / -1

Didn't Jews used to kill animals to atone for their sins? What would make killing for sustenance immoral?

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publius1788 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah it really makes no sense.

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AceOfTrumps 2 points ago +2 / -0

In most of those sacrifices the food was eaten

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me-no-likely3 1 point ago +1 / -0

What a homo

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Formerlurker92 8 points ago +8 / -0

Without meat you will never form the brains or muscles needed to resist them

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AllTheWayTrump 8 points ago +8 / -0

Need to sew his asshole closed and keep feeding him and feeding him...lab grown meat.

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powershellder 6 points ago +6 / -0

m-e-t-h-o-d man

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MohaveSkipper 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh FFS, that visual just ended my breakfast abruptly. Thanks a lot.

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Standingoak 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pass the steak ,it will go well with my Chicken Embryos.

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dew_it 7 points ago +7 / -0

Finally, someone promoting a reasonable solution to a totally real problem.

edit: /s

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Bannonmeharder -1 points ago +1 / -2

??? Eating real food is a problem?

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Standingoak 3 points ago +3 / -0

Psychopaths need to psychopath-----not about the food ,climate, children ......... ALL About CONTROL.

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Faktchecker69 7 points ago +7 / -0

Eat the bug. Live in the pod.

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HKgoneWild 3 points ago +3 / -0

Eat the pod live in ze bug.

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me-no-likely3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Own nothing

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SavageJack 6 points ago +6 / -0

These are the people who scream this BS, then go home and have a steak.

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sordfysh 3 points ago +3 / -0

They should go form a community where they don't eat any farmed goods.

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HKgoneWild 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good idea.

Need to get someone to donate a barge to them. After all, wouldn't want them to ruin perfectly good earth building a building, or killing head putting up a tent.

And then if there was a mix-up and their barge got towed out to see during a hurricane the better. They can be fish food, and their barge becomes a reef. Circle of life.

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sgt_richard 5 points ago +5 / -0

of course he won't be eating the pancakes. He'll be eating a nice filet. Fucking hypocrite!

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Lokida 5 points ago +5 / -0

What a faggot. Omg lol

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Lol_Garrus 4 points ago +4 / -0

limp wristed faggot.

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splink 4 points ago +4 / -0

George needs to be put in a padded room and fed nothing but lab-grown protein pancakes until he dies.

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IAbsolutelyDare 3 points ago +3 / -0

2000's kids will remember this guy's name gave rise to the term Moonbat. 👌

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Vailyon 2 points ago +2 / -0

They think this is more efficient then growing our food? They have zero idea how shit works.

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Dalaketh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here I am thinking "Farmer's had it right this whole time!"

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3dandy 2 points ago +2 / -0

So to save the planet we shall not grow things that sequester carbon from the air?

Cows eat plants, cows sequester carbon in this way, it takes more carbon to raise a cow then they release. Fighting climate change is as simple as owning cows...

Do not come....

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that_sound 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep. They found out so many homesteaders were implementing regenerative agriculture/permaculture, using animals to build the soil (sequestering carbon in the soil).

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Trumpsbigbrassballs 2 points ago +2 / -0

This dipshit has never read the phrase “nutrient cycle”.

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Wirepup117 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, this fuckers would just do as much damage to the environment as Bayer (Monsanto). The real issue is lack of organic life in soil, which leads to many issue, big ones nutrient transfer between plants and also water holding capacity. With soils not being able to hold water several things happen we get runoff, aquafers don't recharge because water isn't able to percolate through the ground, and also water cycle is change in the area, leading to less rain in certain areas that only get worse as time goes on.

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Datamancer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh the boi which spawned the term 'moonbat'

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imnotdeadyet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who gives a fuck what his ass hat says!

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JayKay1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am not eating fake food, I am not eating bugs, you all can go fuck off!

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boomerbutnotOKBoomer 2 points ago +2 / -0

OK - I'm starting to think all these morons (Bootyjudge, SwallowsWell, That ATF guy that didn't get in, Beto, Adam Kinzinger, Strozk...) are clones or bots or mannequins outfitted with the ability to talk.

LOOK at this guy. He doesn't look real. Fat lips, funny eyes, weird ears, weird nose. Are we actually looking at non-humans here?

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tellittothedead1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ummm who?

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_Sully_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did it ever occur to these people that maybe the best thing for humanity is to just give rid of these guys? What’s the worst thing that happens? It seems the worst thing to happen is all the evil humans will do to stop something they have no clue how it will manifest. Humans have survived ice ages so I think we can survive some extra hurricanes.

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Idontevenknow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Demand for Lab grown or plant based meats has flattened to no increase, just trying to push sales.

Doesn't realize if we "stop farming" that the elites will still get their meat, it will be us.

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MasksAreChildAbuse 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah because a farmer feeing his cows some food in a fucking barn on his own property causes more pollution than an industrial lab, utilizing massive power consumption, which includes air conditioning, power backup, etc, and requiring hundreds of people commuting to every day. Yeah definitely fuck that farmer!

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Junionthepipeline 2 points ago +2 / -0

Leftists hate small businesses

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goat_nebula 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol, abolish food.

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NonbinaryPotatohead 1 point ago +1 / -0

He just discovered mushrooms. Vegans use this in everything because they all secretly crave MEAT.

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VirtueVeritas 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cows are good for the environment. Their poop puts nutrients back in the soil. Considering how poor our soil is nowadays, sounds like we need more cows.

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WowStrongWinning 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why does anyone even give this guy press?

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throwawayStudent 1 point ago +1 / -0

Monbiot? He sounds like a symbiot that needs to be destroyed

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MehNahMehNah 1 point ago +1 / -0

Monboit?? Sounds suspiciously like M O O N B A T

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utfanx2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sister bought a box of protein pancake mix once. Expired two years ago, and is still in the pantry nearly full.

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JamesBond007 1 point ago +1 / -0

He’s got a punchable face that just hasn’t met the right person

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inglorious 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fucker looks like he eats man meat on a daily basis.

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Ramasun 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've seen this movie. Charelton Heston was great in the role of the futuristic detective.

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me-no-likely3 1 point ago +1 / -0

This faggot needs to put in a camp in Siberia making protein pancakes for everybody

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BetaODork 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes but this is the science crowd. I mean fuck the natural world right?

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NotAnotherNPC 1 point ago +1 / -0

I am not buying the newest flavor of Pfizer Hot Dogs.

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Josemarti 1 point ago +1 / -0

For a second i thought that was Jeff goldblum

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RoyalHammer 1 point ago +1 / -0

farming is literally a need....

fashion how ever, is not a necessity and has been a degeneracy of our nation culturally for a while and is the 2nd leading pollution producer.

How about you start with the shit thats not needed in your stupid fucking "meet me half way" bull shit, before you come to the table with trying to get rid of a necessity.

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Alecbaldwinsgun 1 point ago +1 / -0

French fag face.

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Rusty_Bungus 1 point ago +1 / -0

OP nailed it. Modern left is a death cult. Talk to any under 30 leftist. They want to die, but are too pussy to just suicide. Fuck 'em.

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CentralAmericanPede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Im so sick of these people that act like the Earth is a living being.

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