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Oback_Barama 76 points ago +77 / -1

That's like 5 shots each

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BMCKid 39 points ago +39 / -0

I bet they could shoot the dick right off your husband!

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NotAnotherNPC 15 points ago +15 / -0

They could save costs and use a .22LR

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3dandy 7 points ago +8 / -1

They spend... I suspect hording.

We really need to save these horders from themselves, I will help them clean up.

This is probably the only part of the house that doesn't have ammo lined trails.

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Kingoftheroad 5 points ago +5 / -0

First thing I noticed is that carpet is CLEAN! He must be doing something right to afford $2500/month for ammo and to have an amazing wife that takes so much pride in her home and family

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3dandy 1 point ago +1 / -0

That carpet is clean because they own guns not kids.

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CelesteD 3 points ago +3 / -0

*hoarding

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LookFatty 1 point ago +1 / -0

And not a revoler in sight...

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CelesteD 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shame, really. I personally don't like the style of a revolver, but they are classics, and from what I understand very reliable. Depending on the make, model, and company of course.

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3dandy -1 points ago +1 / -2

Gotcha* hoarders

Hording is correct, think zombies.

You're not a very skilled grammar Nazi.

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CelesteD 1 point ago +2 / -1

No, even then it's completely misspelled. You're a buffoon.

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3dandy -1 points ago +1 / -2

Your to stupid to worry about grammar. I just gave you a clue dumbass.

There's a horde of zombies hording around hoarders houses looking for the hoarding hiders.

Hording is a word and this fact doesn't care about your feelings, beliefs or incompetence.

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mark2398 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good for them, but why in the world would you ever want everybody to know you have all that guns and ammo? They made themselves a target if the shit ever hits the fan.

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3dandy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well in that case they won't have to go looking for meat.

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JohnParker1 1 point ago +1 / -0

A .22 will destroy a lung if it penetrates it. That prove the medical expertise of the left again.

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ProphetOfKek 1 point ago +1 / -0

And off your wife!

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BeardedNinjaPede 3 points ago +3 / -0

I 'member the days of 1000 rounds of Portuguese .308 in 200 round battle packs for $70. Wish I had bought more!

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MasklessMarvel -2 points ago +2 / -4

two shots and someone has an arsenal

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CaptainMidnight 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think they're ready for any joggers stopping by to do them harm.

Here in Kansas, we don't forget the evil like this.. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wichita_Massacre

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MasklessMarvel 1 point ago +1 / -0

still they can only fire one gun at a time

did you forget BTK?

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True_Curmudgeon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well pie damn that would be murder and thievery.

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MasklessMarvel 0 points ago +1 / -1

who are you?

go back to your cave

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True_Curmudgeon 1 point ago +1 / -0

No.

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GodKingHarambe 67 points ago +67 / -0

LIVE

LAUGH

LOVE

LOAD

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LampshadeDisco 10 points ago +10 / -0

Genius.

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quothdaraven 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm going to make this a sticker!

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CaptainMidnight 1 point ago +1 / -0

Easy way to make vinyl stickers? I think I saw a Cricket vinal thing but would have to make a lot to pay it off.

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quothdaraven 2 points ago +2 / -0

I missed your comment, fren. Yeah, if you buy any kind of cutter it's a commitment and an investment. I've had one for years and managed to make enough to upgrade.

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Siteless_Vagrant 39 points ago +40 / -1

I don’t even MAKE $2500 a month! So jelly!

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TraitorJoes 49 points ago +49 / -0

"Stop being poor."

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Brooklyn_Patriot_76 19 points ago +20 / -1

learn to code!

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HeroCatMarkPurrman 7 points ago +7 / -0

Buy a Tesla

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BunnyPicnic 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just let daddy government takeover your monetary concerns. I'll pay you in bread. Best bread ever made, even gluten free and made from soy, guaranteed to turn you into a FAGGOT

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remembercovfefe 15 points ago +15 / -0

$2500/month to spend on ammunition... would be a pretty good job!

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Averon 14 points ago +14 / -0

In the case of land it's never yours because of the yearly rental fee called property taxes.

Unless there are states that don't have a property tax?

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chickeninoven 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hahahaha, that's cute.

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resoluteAction 2 points ago +3 / -1

Get an allodial title. Tax free in perpetuity.

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alfredbester 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's never yours unless you can keep it. Property tax, like everything related to government, is just the gang taking their cut with the ultimate protection racket.

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FelixtheMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well if you can time the world collapse then buy deeeep on credit

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ShotgunJoe 6 points ago +6 / -0

“You should buy a $60k electric car so you can afford gas again.” - PotaJoe Obiden, Resident of the United States of America

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reagan2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not everybody is, but are you at least spending 10% of your earnings each month on ammunition?

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PureBloodPureHeart 1 point ago +1 / -0

Work harder

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SaltyKrakenBalls 24 points ago +24 / -0

More couples like this are needed...EVERYWHERE

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me-no-likely3 20 points ago +22 / -2

You can tell this dude is American af because he wears white socks

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HeroCatMarkPurrman 2 points ago +2 / -0

This.

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True_Curmudgeon 1 point ago +1 / -0

What are socks?

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MakeFloridaRed 2 points ago +2 / -0

No kidding. Flip flops 4 life.

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ShotgunJoe 10 points ago +10 / -0

Theres other colors? They must be for fags.

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laxslash 5 points ago +5 / -0

black dress shoes

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America1stAndOnly 2 points ago +3 / -1

Why you wearin a dress? You some kind of fag? I mean it is June.

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alfredbester 2 points ago +2 / -0

Juno was an important and powerful ancient Italian deity who became the protector of Rome, wife of Jupiter, queen of gods, and goddess of marriage, childbirth, and fertility.

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America1stAndOnly 3 points ago +3 / -0

Work boots get black socks. Sneakers get white socks. These are the only acceptable sock options.

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exwhyze 4 points ago +4 / -0

I usually just get black socks because everything eventually becomes work clothes for me lmao

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America1stAndOnly 3 points ago +3 / -0

I feel like I'm reaching that point in my life honestly.

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ronburgandy 6 points ago +6 / -0

Rednecks, White Socks, and Blue Ribbon Beer(fuck the hipsters we're reclaiming PBR as blue collar beer)

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1823 6 points ago +6 / -0

The ribbon makes a great target when empty.

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me-no-likely3 5 points ago +5 / -0

There’s no place I’d rather be than right here

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Amaroq64 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's really weird to me that PBR is the only light beer that tastes good.

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MasklessMarvel 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm just an Okie from Muskogee

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BunnyPicnic 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's also how you know he's a white supremacist. No shit, I worked with a predator looking black dude, who was upset that our first aid kit on our job site didn't have his color bandages. I told him I could sharpie it?

What a gay thing to even think about, yet alone get angry at. I asked, do you think Africans would be mad at that, or would they just be grateful to have a bandage? Told the guy that if it wasn't for the transatlantic slave trade, he'd still be getting chased by lions and dying from mosquito bites.

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me-no-likely3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Poor guy. Too bad his brain has been infested with self doubt.

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__I_dindu__nufin_ 4 points ago +4 / -0

And also the guns

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Trumpsta4 19 points ago +19 / -0

Can’t believe some of the fags in here “why do you need all those rifles.”

Because fuck you, that’s why.

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exwhyze 8 points ago +8 / -0

That's the beauty of America, right fucking there brother

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Nunyo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maskless marvel needs to worry about monkey pox and not what guns others own because clearly he's a fucking faggot.

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MasklessMarvel -14 points ago +3 / -17

no srsly

you can only shoot one at a time

are they preparing for a Chinese invasion?

people like this are why we are called gun nuts

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sixfingerdildo 14 points ago +14 / -0

"are they preparing for a Chinese invasion"?

yes. as we should be.

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syndikate 2 points ago +2 / -0

You’re glowing awfully bright tonight, commie

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Afeazo 11 points ago +11 / -0

Guns are fun. Sometimes I like shooting my pea shooters, sometimes I like shooting my AR, sometimes I like to shoot a pistol, other times I want to bang off some slugs. Depends on the mood.

Why do you own multiple pairs of underwear if you only wear one at a time?

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True_Curmudgeon 3 points ago +3 / -0

What are underwear?

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MasklessMarvel -4 points ago +2 / -6

who says I do?

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LibertyPrimeWasRight 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can also only use one wrench at a time, but most people still own several because not every wrench does every job.

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True_Curmudgeon 1 point ago +2 / -1

There’s something off about this fella

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johnfist1 13 points ago +16 / -3

While I doubt this is real (the headline) it would be beyond moronic to advertise this.

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rossiFan 9 points ago +9 / -0

Exactly. They're trying to entice everyone to advertise their guns. I've never taken part in Sunday Gunday. It's not like they don't know what we have, anyway..

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johnfist1 5 points ago +5 / -0

The feds already know, but it's the criminals who would come to your door. Feds will just tip off gangs/cartel whatever to come kill you because they can't legally do it themselves.

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rossiFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

They should send their bachelors.

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sixfingerdildo 2 points ago +2 / -0

gun graboids come into the wrong rec room!

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MAGA_TICO 1 point ago +1 / -0

Buying a hammer dosen't make me a carpenter. Imagine all the training classes they could've taken. Gay bolt action deer rifles too.

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bill_in_texas 8 points ago +8 / -0

Reporter: "What are y'all afraid of?"

Couple: "Not a damned thing!"

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lordvishnu 8 points ago +8 / -0

People insulting the woman's looks aren't living a life this fulfilling, I guarantee it!

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HyperCarbs 7 points ago +7 / -0

Floyd and Lesia were robbed while they were at work. Joke aside, that happened to a gun collector in Oklahoma after he went on the news about his extensive collection.

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PhoneBandit 6 points ago +6 / -0

They spent all that time laying those guns out only for Floyd to stay in his camo cargo shorts. Way to go, Floyd. I'm drinking to you tonight.

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ProudKoreanAmerican 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'd love to celebrate Christmas in that house.

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rossiFan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Those dogs doe.....

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Foomer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Probably both deaf lol

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rossiFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

What?

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redditadminssuckit 5 points ago +5 / -0

KEK

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TyrannyBuster 5 points ago +5 / -0

From Topkeka.

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Riolinda 5 points ago +5 / -0

We should all aspire to own this kind of happiness.

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TheOneWhoKnocks 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think I'd be more impressed if they spent $2,500 on ammo a month and only had about three firearms.

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Double_D 4 points ago +6 / -2

Why did these morons let someone write an article on them? Isn’t not telling everyone you’re prepping kind of the number one rule?

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Wanderlust 5 points ago +5 / -0

Probably not preppers. Probably just use em for sport.

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MasklessMarvel -4 points ago +1 / -5

worse the libs are going to grab that pic and use it to prove we are all gun nuts

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True_Curmudgeon 1 point ago +2 / -1

This fella is worried about all the wrong things.

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BeardedNinjaPede 4 points ago +4 / -0

We used to deport fags for concern trolling here...

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True_Curmudgeon 2 points ago +2 / -0

I remember that from when I used to lurk on the Donald on Reddit

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NoCoupForYou 4 points ago +4 / -0

Happy couple.

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4DHopscotch 4 points ago +4 / -0

Holy crap. Is that the guy that bought the Amityville house?

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ShotgunJoe 4 points ago +5 / -1

At least they’re smart enough to buy a few Glocks, they’ll actually survive that much shooting. Good on them, great collection!

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Assault-Covfefe 5 points ago +5 / -0

I know Glocks get their fair share of hate, because the firearm community can be clique-ish, and they can be the "basic bitch" of the handgun world, but my glocks eat everything I put in them. I've never had one jam in my 19 or 17 and I've put some shit ammo through them. I cannot say that about my other handguns or rifles.

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rossiFan 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's one thing that nobody can argue against - Glocks go bang every time you pull the trigger. I'm not a fan, but I don't talk shit about them, either.

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ShotgunJoe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Exactly. They just work and keep working forever.

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MasklessMarvel 2 points ago +2 / -0

Glock- 143,000 gangstas can't be wrong

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BeardedNinjaPede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Glocks are the only handguns I have that eat steel case ammo. Sigs and HKs, while nice, jam up quickly and have to be cleaned with steel case ammo. Not a huge deal, but nice to know for SHTF.

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ShotgunJoe 2 points ago +2 / -0

To me, for a gun you’ll pay for in the inconvenience of carrying, it better damn well go bang no matter what it goes through. Never regretted spending the money on them, and wouldn’t carry anything else regardless of the price and fancy shit.

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Steady3 4 points ago +4 / -0

This will be the couple from The Book of Eli.

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Athena86 0 points ago +1 / -1

Lol

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BStoo 4 points ago +4 / -0

I call that a good start.

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Smooth 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can I be adopted?

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MeanMisterMustardCap 3 points ago +3 / -0

Extra points for having not one but TWO small terrier dogs!

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MasklessMarvel 4 points ago +4 / -0

more dangerous than the guns

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mikethemarine 3 points ago +3 / -0

ME to, my wife keeps saying get more while we can, Don't go in my house if it's on fire, had to put out signs for the fire department,

LOL the ammo is secured in a cool place don't worry

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Crappydatum 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't ask me how I know, but bullets going off on a fire are relatively harmless. The rounds don't go anywhere without the tube holding the gases in.

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mikethemarine 1 point ago +1 / -0

But the brass does, Everyone I know has thrown one or two in a fire to see what happens

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Crappydatum 1 point ago +1 / -0

It basically goes pop.

Not quite firecracker strength

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mikethemarine 2 points ago +2 / -0

are you talking 22's? i'm talking 308/7.62 and 9mm they go bang and if you have the right angle they will fly, it all depends on how the angle of the round is, if it's lying flat not much happens, but if the lead is face down in the ground or the brass is in the ground, you will get a bang and things flying, don't advise anyone trying it though

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Crappydatum 3 points ago +3 / -0

When people freak out about 350 million Americans and 350 million guns, this is why. Most Americans with guns have Multiple guns.

As for the ammunition, my guess is they like to shoot those guns, for proficiency and because it's fun, especially when you're good at it.

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InternationalSpy007 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

that, but also we don't know what magazine or website it is from

when a reporter says a "fact" (like they spend $2500 a month on ammo)

that doesnt mean they really do, or that they even said they did,

its always possible, that the reporter just lied and made that number up.

I dont know that to be the case, but i dont believe anyone unless I already know and trust the source.

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Crappydatum 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wise words

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Nunyo 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think he competes... he looks familiar. Maybe she does too.

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DaveMastor 1 point ago +1 / -0

The number of guns is something more like 430m + up to 200m more unlicensed guns.

Something like 80 million gun owners... though that number spiked dramatically during 2020, and has continued to rise, and I don't know how well that's factored in. Between Floyd Riots and Bidegeddon, a lot more people are wisely choosing to stay strapped these days.

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Crappydatum 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lots of extra guns got sold, but only rarely to new owners methinks

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DaveMastor 1 point ago +1 / -0

While that is likely the case, there was specifically a gigantic and increasing spike in the number of New Owners starting in 2020; likely spurred on by the BLM riots and the failure of police to protect anyone.

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your_huckle_berry 3 points ago +3 / -0

I actually just caught myself drooling hahahaha

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EJay_Scott 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dude looks like he could be Steve Wozniak's southern cousin.

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MasklessMarvel 3 points ago +3 / -0

Billy Steve Wozniak

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Deathlessly 3 points ago +3 / -0

Am I the only one wondering why no one with robotics specialization has ever thought of building schematics for gun turrets?

You're might as well be fighting zombies, man. That couple may not be out-gunned, but the weak point is being out-manned.

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Cantshadowbanthemall 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is that their reloading budget?

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IvankasBathWater 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nobody needs 3 five sevens. I need one.

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sanjyuuichi 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is where I hope to be in my later years.

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SonicChiliDogFetish 3 points ago +3 / -0

They look so happy!

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InternationalSpy007 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

😥

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Sup_squidy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Plebian ar readings off the charts

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TheDigger3 3 points ago +3 / -0

puts hand over heart as God Bless America plays

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libscaneatmyass 3 points ago +4 / -1

If they had only spent a small portion of that on home furnishings...

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ThomasJackson 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those are rookie numbers you got to bump those numbers up

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stratocaster_patriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

bump stock will do it

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anticlown 2 points ago +2 / -0

that room is beyond based

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Notme 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where the heck did he find her?

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InternationalSpy007 [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

Maybe they each had one of those dogs, and were each out for a walk or at the dog park, and the 2 doggies brought them together?

Thats what I like to think happened.

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Theannihilatrixx 2 points ago +2 / -0

Live laugh love haha

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plasma 2 points ago +2 / -0

they can arm the whole neighbourhood

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wakingmajority 2 points ago +2 / -0

Look how happy she is!

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MasksAreChildAbuse 2 points ago +2 / -0

At that volume he probably has his own factory in his backyard lol

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heeeeeemeyer 2 points ago +3 / -1

No Glocks. 3/10 not impressed.

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Primed_Native_Texan 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's a lot of artillery for just two people and two dogs.

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RiceCrackerUnited 2 points ago +2 / -0

Always a big day when you carefully unpack and inspect your investments

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OPsMom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Got me beat