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AnthraciteCracker 131 points ago +131 / -0

Brian Stelter nutted all over himself interviewing this grifter as presidential material.

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GENOCIDE_PITBULLS 55 points ago +55 / -0

The house eunuch

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MAGANatsFan 21 points ago +21 / -0

I love the last line: Well that is what I heard

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ChuckedBeef 21 points ago +21 / -0

60 Minutes pimped a primetime special around this clown's fake Whoreme Daniels case.

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TheDTOMDon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Of course, they could barely help themselves. Trump made them crazy and they were falling over each other to expose themselves as such.

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deleted 20 points ago +20 / -0
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TillaMAGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Right? They'd better let him out in 150th of his time for good behavior or he'll miss the primaries.

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RetardFarts 12 points ago +12 / -0

Great thanks for that mental image

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keepamericagreat102 12 points ago +12 / -0

here is another.

300 year sentence, imagine how much sex he'll get in prison in that time!

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Ponysoldierpatriot 12 points ago +12 / -0

Its California, so 300 years = 6 months

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peterstrzoked 5 points ago +5 / -0

Troof

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keepamericagreat102 3 points ago +3 / -0

6 month = 180 days. twice daily that's 360 moments he'll remember forever.

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BidensPrisonWallet 11 points ago +11 / -0

Can we get a givesendgo started to fund limitless Viagra for his new friends ?

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ShinLona 6 points ago +6 / -0

"All of my sexual fantasies involve handcuffs."

  • Michael Avenatti
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daveywavey86 3 points ago +3 / -0

rofl. i forgot about that one ;)

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General_Specific 5 points ago +5 / -0

Literally because he wanted to bottom for him.

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Sea_Still 53 points ago +53 / -0

Does this mean he isn't running for President in 2024?

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Dereliction 35 points ago +35 / -0

It means he's never been more qualified.

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logan34 5 points ago +5 / -0

Only if CNN and rest of Media continues to fawn over him

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GerryMander 4 points ago +4 / -0

Creepy Porn Lawyer 2024

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Gwoz8881 3 points ago +3 / -0

He will be running for big Tyrone’s bitch in the big house

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MAGA_____bitches 41 points ago +41 / -0

You guys don't understand how many times he can read The Art of the Deal in 300 years

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Destineed369 11 points ago +11 / -0

*gets to read

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deleted 20 points ago +20 / -0
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try4gain 20 points ago +20 / -0

Im old enough to remember when he was the hero of CNN

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StraightWhiteCisMale 13 points ago +13 / -0

Reddit was jerking off to him on the front page on an almost daily basis

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raptormissle 17 points ago +17 / -0

If anyone can run for President and win from prison it's Michael Avenatti.

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__bryan 6 points ago +6 / -0

with their rigged system he might win anyways

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HeavyMetalPatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

would probably be better than Biden or Kamala.

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IncredibleMrE1 13 points ago +13 / -0

#Basta

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Nomolies 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank you. I had forgotten that obnoxious twitter tag he used.

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ThisTrainHasNoBrakes 11 points ago +11 / -0

That will give him plenty of time to trounce Trump in 2024! (if we make it that far…)

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publius1788 10 points ago +10 / -0

Guys this doesn't mean he doesn't have a chance for a presidential bid in 2024 though. I mean he was Drumpf's worst enemy!

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President_Elect_Marx 8 points ago +8 / -0

Nice. I just got my Creepy Porn Lawyer mug from Tucker Carlson’s store.

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BigMikesSwingingCock 8 points ago +8 / -0

Creepy porn lawyer BTFO

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Palmertabs 1 point ago +1 / -0

We’ll be having to send him some reading materials.

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inspir3dgenius 8 points ago +8 / -0

Oh good, now he can read all of Trump's books

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OldZilla 6 points ago +6 / -0

Stormy days are ahead. I hope he enjoys the taste of prison food and cock!

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johnqpublic864 3 points ago +3 / -0

I see what you did. clap clap clap.

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mikethemarine 6 points ago +6 / -0

wasn't he once thought of as THE democrat presidential nominee against Trump at one point in 2019-2020,

They are all the same

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No_Quarter 6 points ago +6 / -0

Couldn't have happened to a nicer scumbag.

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bigbossman2 2 points ago +2 / -0

From creepy porn lawyer, to porn starlet .

He gonna be hosting a few money-shots in the popo.

Big Bubba didn't call you Mr "Over", "Bend"

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Space_Force 5 points ago +5 / -0

Find his new "address" which should be public info, then we should send him letters trolling the fuck out of him.

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Groundpounder 5 points ago +5 / -0

Into the Oceania furnace go the glowing interviews by leftwing media outlets 🔥

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Gryffinofgold 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ha ha - that fuck!

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Crappydatum 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pardoned by Xiden in

3.2.1…

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CMDRConanAAnderson 5 points ago +5 / -0

This needs to happen to more people who double cross Trump

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Retard_Strength 5 points ago +5 / -0

when Avennati walked onto the set of The View, it suddenly started to smell like low tide

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peeloutbozo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Brian Stelter is a big fan of this guy.

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jimmityjimjimjim 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't make promises you can't keep to people who hold that many strings.

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alxhsa 4 points ago +4 / -0

I hope this is one of many cases of corruption and treason that will be coming with the likes of 90% of Congress as well as anyone in public services, especially judges, Senators, Governors and other SOBs that have lied, cheated and stolen from the American public. Both RINOs and Demoncrats.

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Crappydatum 4 points ago +5 / -1

Keep hitting the hopium pipe

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youknowthething76 0 points ago +3 / -3

Sounds like he's hit all that he has with the way he's talking, he's going to need to buy more hopium

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TrumpTrain_MAGA2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

BASTA!

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CB_Fonoti 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Dirty Porn Lawyer ..🖕😁

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xBigCoffinHunter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Avenatti 2322

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giggitybooped 3 points ago +3 / -0

"The world's greatest attorney. The man is brilliant."

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RlzJohnnyM 3 points ago +3 / -0

He is going to transition

Bet on it

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AmericaAllDay 1 point ago +1 / -0

You mean he's going to wear a wig and claim he's a woman? I think they only need to "identify". If he is sentenced to more than 1 year it's guaranteed.

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BigDaddyBigTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

So in other words, faces 30 days in prison?

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Vlad_The_Impaler 3 points ago +3 / -0

The only leftist Republicans were ever able to prosecute

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Crappydatum 1 point ago +1 / -0

Republicans had nothing to do with it.

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NZbacon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Remember when this guy was the lefts poster child!

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1776ThereIsaidIt 3 points ago +3 / -0

He has plenty of time to plan for his run for the White House.

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SmokeDopeDank 3 points ago +3 / -0

Time served.

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62jawbill 3 points ago +3 / -0

Perfect Democrat candidate..he checks all the boxes.

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swarleybing 2 points ago +2 / -0

He'll be out in time for his 2324 Presidential campaign

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joshverdugo 2 points ago +2 / -0

He'll get ten years, tops, on one of the 36 charges. Sentence on remaining charges to run concurrently (not consecutively) with the ten years. He'll do half of the five years on those he's already serving.

So he'll be in the Shade until about 2029 (half of the 10 years and the two remaining). About the time Trump VP DeSantis swears in as POTUS 48.

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A_Colostomy_Bag 2 points ago +2 / -0

¡BASTA!

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DonAlejoGarzaTamez 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope he gets passed around like a bag of skittles for the whole time.

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Hatehasahomehere 2 points ago +2 / -0

Throw the fucking key away

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PatriotJuice 2 points ago +2 / -0

At first was worried about "Slay News," but they link to other sources and tweets, and even mainstream media. I guess this is legit, and Avenatti deserves the worst...

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Saluboy 2 points ago +2 / -0

My sides are in orbit

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Visceroth 2 points ago +2 / -0

Soros AG will recommend time served, probably

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Winterds001 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol

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Cerise224 2 points ago +2 / -0

Basta!! :D

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Jleinf 2 points ago +2 / -0

No way the club throws this full on loser under the bus - It’s another fake/gay tv event. Shut that tv off people it’s all lies

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MakeFreedomRing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dems wouldnt have impeached him if he was president as CNN wanted.

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AmericanForever 2 points ago +2 / -0

For now

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Moebius 2 points ago +2 / -0

He gonna get the Big One in GENPOP...