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Vashts1985 398 points ago +398 / -0

Get these geriatric fucks out of government already. Fuck.

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immortal 110 points ago +117 / -7

too dumb to govern

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conservativefrank 118 points ago +119 / -1

Meanwhile, the "dummies" are executing their plan to perfection.

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Mothertrumprr 57 points ago +58 / -1

It's not the retards doing it. They just go through the motions and vote on shit. It's the banks and lawyers drafting the laws.

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BillGateCanSuckIt 46 points ago +46 / -0

The Rothschild Klaus Schwab.

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Mothertrumprr 21 points ago +22 / -1

And some we probably don't know about.

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Hanging_Chad 4 points ago +4 / -0

Such as??

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Mothertrumprr 36 points ago +36 / -0

If I had names I wouldn't have said some we don't know about. I'm sure there are some very wealthy people who are silent investors behind someone else. Larry Fink is a good example of a front man

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 10 points ago +10 / -0

Bob the Builderberg

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MAGAMATT45 5 points ago +5 / -0

The entire kazarian mafia

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Alexbella 2 points ago +2 / -0

There are 8-10 banking families that run/own the Central Banks in every country in n the world except for a few. They are basically at the top of the pyramid.

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KekistanPM 52 points ago +52 / -0

I think it's more malice than stupidity.

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permissible_missile 19 points ago +19 / -0

It's the unholy alliance of the two to be honest

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The_Litehaus_Abides 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yep. All of my adult life I've said there's no worse combination than mean and stupid.

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Themodsrfags 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fat and ugly

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Noire 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fat is just a form of stupidity, change my mind.

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Themodsrfags 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go though life son

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immortal 8 points ago +15 / -7

never attribute to malice what can be explained by stupidity ... or was it the other way?

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Guruchild 23 points ago +23 / -0

I can attribute plenty of malice to these evil fucks and all the sheep that go along with them.

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Imransgarage 11 points ago +11 / -0

People not taking this joke well lol.

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RedAltoids 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's the other way.

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Owmyballz 21 points ago +21 / -0

she came to power on her D cups. We are going to be stuck with AOC's D cups leading the Dem's in a few years as well.

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MasklessMarvel 19 points ago +19 / -0

D as in drooping?

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winsome 16 points ago +16 / -0

44 Longs...

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Megadeth 9 points ago +9 / -0

D-long

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blubberdong 13 points ago +13 / -0

Nipples pointing at floor, very disrespectful.

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Megadeth 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL! Barney FrankPelosi .... LOL! Imagine the smell!

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HeroCatMarkPurrman 11 points ago +11 / -0

#AbbyShapiroHasMassiveMilkies

#ButSheAlsoLooksJustLikeBen

#ConfusedHalfChubb

#SmashOrPass

Edit: #GotMilk?

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AnPrim 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not confused about her at all. Not her fault Ben looks like a girl with short hair.

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HeroCatMarkPurrman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol fair enough. Definitely a smash even if only to be able to say I did and to see those pepperoni milkies

Edit: I bet they’re gross

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AnPrim 2 points ago +2 / -0

They don't look gross in her nudes.

Her nose does though.

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HeroCatMarkPurrman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Does such a thing exist? I would be inclined to assume they’re fake if so

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NutPsaki 1 point ago +1 / -0

Brett Cooper looks like Ben too but I'd smash

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FarmerWithAPitchfork 3 points ago +3 / -0

2 pancakes hanging on nails.

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Notch__Johnson 6 points ago +6 / -0

Oranges in a tube sock

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Destineed369 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fried eggs lol

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kr0m 3 points ago +3 / -0

i dont think aoc has d cups

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King5150 1 point ago +1 / -0

only when wearing a pushup wonder bra. otherwise a solid B possibly a C at most.

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LawNmowermaN 8 points ago +8 / -0

They're propped up by donors who don't care what they say, as long as they're writing the government checks.

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sandinyourteeth 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pretty certain there are RINO heads with her tits resting on them

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Magabirdlady2 3 points ago +3 / -0

wth is she talking about

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Horseradish 3 points ago +3 / -0

My reaction to every single Pelosi statement I've ever heard.

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BigDuke6 32 points ago +32 / -0

The Federal government forces airline pilots to retire at age 65 yet we get these fucks still in office.

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caKAG 10 points ago +10 / -0

Mandatory Retirement at 55 for DEA Agents yet we have some people who end up spending 55 Years in Congress.

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CrackerJack2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Our LIVES are ALL in danger with them at the helm, that's all.

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MasklessMarvel 14 points ago +14 / -0

i remember when she kept calling Trump "President Bush"

she said it so many times that an aide came out and whispered in her ear

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NC_patriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

I wonder if she thought he was Bush Jr or Sr.

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AnPrim 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes

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Bohemyth_2 13 points ago +13 / -0

bitch put on her ukraines yella outfit this morning and forgot it all by time she drained her mimosa and walked out the door

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MightyEighth 12 points ago +12 / -0

Bold of you to assume she mixes her liquor with anything

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Guruchild 8 points ago +8 / -0

Bitch drinks straight up 200 proof grain liquor

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MightyEighth 8 points ago +8 / -0

You don’t look as rough as this bitch from downing Mikes Hard lol

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Guruchild 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hey it’s hot out here and I like Mike’s hard

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11numbereleven11 3 points ago +3 / -0

You like Mike's hard what?

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BigMikesRagingPeePee 2 points ago +2 / -0

You rang?

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Bohemyth_2 3 points ago +3 / -0

just ask Barry Soetero

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CrusadingPowerUser 6 points ago +6 / -0

You can't they have the entire thing rigged.

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MasklessMarvel 2 points ago +5 / -3

not anymore, doomer

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Jonah_Kyle 1 point ago +1 / -0

If we pack our MAGA precinct workers, we alleviate much of the cheating potential. This is EXACTLY what we did in Virginia in 2021. They were on track to steal the election with McAuliffe, but couldn't get enough fraud ballots into the system, and Youngkin held on to win his fair election.

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Trumpwon306 81 points ago +88 / -7

We still have thousands of troops in Iraq btw, she ain't wrong. In fact the numbers are underreported because we also have many PMC's over there. My buddy is one of them.

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MastaJoda 53 points ago +54 / -1

You obviously don’t war…

We have troops all over the world. That doesn’t mean we’re in the middle of a world war.

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MasklessMarvel 21 points ago +22 / -1

i dunno,

those penguins around the army base in Antarctica are getting pretty aggressive

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wartooth6 7 points ago +7 / -0

DO YOU FOLKS LIKE COFFEE

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EL_Stegosaur -2 points ago +1 / -3

Real coffee? From the hills? Of Colombia?

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BigMikesRagingPeePee 1 point ago +1 / -0

They’re pecking at each other’s buttholes to verify their identities now

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Trumpwon306 6 points ago +8 / -2

It's still a war...we're still fighting over there, fighting ISIS, fighting Syrian Civil War border crossers, ensuring that the Kurds and Iraqis don't start up a war against each other, etc. A military base in Germany or Japan this ain't.

I want to own Drunklosi as much as the next sexual tyrannosaur, but this was still a slip. It's an admission that we're still in a state of forever war.

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BenderRodriguez 4 points ago +6 / -2

I want to own Drunklosi as much as the next sexual tyrannosaur

You lost me at Drunklosi being a sexual tyrannosaur.

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JSullz59 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trannysaurus

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Trumpwon306 0 points ago +3 / -3

Re-read

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BenderRodriguez 1 point ago +1 / -0

You are correct. I should have caught the Predator quote.

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publius1788 5 points ago +5 / -0

It’s a little different than troops stationed in Germany. I think the soldiers in Iraq are still helping the government there foght Islamic extremists.

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AnPrim 2 points ago +2 / -0

Except we are, in an endless world war. Do you think it requires trenches?

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Talon54 1 point ago +2 / -1

Yeah, we actually are.

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DMFT 3 points ago +3 / -0

PMC?

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Trumpwon306 4 points ago +4 / -0

Private Military Contractor

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madagea 2 points ago +2 / -0

Private military contractors ,is all I can come up with ,no idea really though,me being an Englisher

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Smarmcastic 1 point ago +1 / -0

It was more like "Iranq" which we all know is the border country between Iran and Iraq.

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South_Florida_Guy 48 points ago +48 / -0

They'll just never get that out of their heads and they're the ones that voted for it.

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Oskar 19 points ago +19 / -0

It wasn't supposed to have ended. Gets her confused sometimes.

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Bax101 6 points ago +6 / -0

At this point with all the election fraud that bitch has probably stolen it for years.

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Whoopies_tds 32 points ago +32 / -0

What did I miss, when did we start a war in Iraq again?

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Here_I_Be 33 points ago +33 / -0

She's a month ahead of the news cycle...

(maybe I need to tack on a "/s", maybe not...)

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MeinDonald 13 points ago +13 / -0

The Biden administration will start up the Iraq war again, just to prove she's not wrong.

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MightyEighth 7 points ago +7 / -0

They don’t even have to do that, Press Sec muff diver will just stammer her way through an obvious lie and the media will forget all about it

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ConsrvspkgNJ 4 points ago +4 / -0

I can't say what unit because of OpSec but just know, a major infantry division is deploying. It's not an XVIII Airborne Corps brigade but a leg unit and they are going to "support current operations". Yes, Brigades are constantly being rotated but this unit is mechanized and that is indeed new. Prior, the Puzzle Palace liked air capabilities hence sending XVIII Airborne so sending a mech unit means they are either trying something new or resting a war horse that did the heavy lifting for nearly 2 decades. wink wink.....Mother Russia likes tanks

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Al_Swearengen 7 points ago +7 / -0

A leg unit or mechanized unit? Cuz there's a difference.

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ConsrvspkgNJ 8 points ago +8 / -0

True, my bad. I meant a non airborne qualified unit. Good catch.

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Al_Swearengen 6 points ago +6 / -0

Copy that. I am gonna reach out to my contacts because there's one mechanized unit that is specifically built for war in Europe in which I used to serve so thanks for the tip

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ConsrvspkgNJ 6 points ago +6 / -0

No worries, brother. Based on what you said, I think you already know who the unit is that is going through pre-deployment load out procedures.

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Al_Swearengen 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah, probably. Thanks for the heads up. Not good news

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CrackerJack2 3 points ago +3 / -0

How much oil is coming out of Iraq lately?
No that she's referring to this, but it would be a good idea to go in aggressively and add "turbos" to those oil wells and get them to produce a lot more quickly.
Do that while opening up American oil production.

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LoobintheToobin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Never left

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Formerlurker92 27 points ago +27 / -0

Our entire upper leadership can't speak coherently

We should feel unsafe by that alone

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BadManOrange 10 points ago +10 / -0

Our head of state is going to 80 in November, the head of one branch of congress is 82 and the other is 72... and if you want to throw in the 3rd, the chief justice of the supreme court is 67. Heads of every branch of our government are past or well past traditional retirement age. That's a problem.

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RuleoVicus 6 points ago +6 / -0

Americans were fooled.

There's nothing in the Constitution, for example, that dictates having a law degree to practice law, a medical degree to practice medicine, an educational degree to teach, or... politicical "experience" to run for office.

That is something that needs to change in our culture. The county will never be fixed until the idea that someone needs "credentials" (i.e. system group think) to do anything.

We've been fooled. And the in-house accredited class have taken over.

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AnPrim 5 points ago +5 / -0

Its way beyond just that.

I try to explain to people with children, in 20 years, you will be licensed by the government, work for the government or be considered a. Enemy of the state.

They all talk about their kid being this or that because they have an interest in something.

Fucking nonsense. Its not 1980....

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Bullseyed 1 point ago +1 / -0

political "experience" to run for office

Most of the founders were explicitly against political "experience" anyway. Term limits and whatnot.

They also didn't expect people to live as long as they do now, nor that they'd refuse to exit society when senile.

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MasklessMarvel 23 points ago +23 / -0

"we have the war in Germany, we have the Spanish Flu, we have a blacksmith shortage"

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Crappydatum 8 points ago +8 / -0

Underrated comment

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warlord30 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Let me be very clear, asbestos is no small matter. We must rid ourselves of this scourge posthaste!"

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wonderfulusa 20 points ago +20 / -0

She left out that thing in Viet Nam that is starting to heat up now too....

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NotProgCensored 7 points ago +7 / -0

Gas lines. Double digit interest rates. Stagflation. What's old is new again. But please no disco and bell bottoms.

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Owmyballz 5 points ago +5 / -0

Technically it is. China wants their wombs to repopulate itself and their water. The Vietnamese love the Americans after the Chinese invaded them when we left.

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fbifagorgy5 18 points ago +18 / -0

To be far, its hard to keep track of all the money laudering operations when there are so many going on at once.

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Destineed369 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well you kinda have to launder at multiple sites once the value of the money goes sufficiently down.

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sustainable_saltmine 15 points ago +15 / -0

COVID is a literal NON-ISSUE. It's nothing. It's not a pandemic or epidemic, it's just a thing that happens.

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Stanwyk74 7 points ago +7 / -0

Tell that to the RETARDS in ny town. Everywhere I go..masks still on most people. Still standing 6 feet apart at stores! I was getting into my car and some couple was getting out of theres...idiot mom was telling her weak husband to make sure he gets the mask for the baby

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20KAG20 4 points ago +4 / -0

Damn that’s painful, I live in a moderately dem city and it’s died here. Probably see one mask a week now.

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BeachLady 14 points ago +14 / -0

What an idiot. Can't watch her due to her hands and teeth sucking.

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LarryLambskin 2 points ago +2 / -0

She loves playing with her dentures

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QuickMaths 13 points ago +13 / -0

Keep in mind these same cryptkeeper lookin motherfuckers also get to make laws about technology. Most of them don’t even know how to open an email attachment.

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MasklessMarvel 8 points ago +8 / -0

wipe the server?

you mean like, with a cloth?

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AllTheWayTrump 10 points ago +10 / -0

She's always using her hands like she doesn't understand why she even has hands.

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FreedomFromGovt 2 points ago +3 / -1

My sister-in-law's partner went to a very exclusive San Fransisco, Catholic girls' school with Pelosi, they knew each other, and they both act exactly alike. I watch her partner and all I see are echoes of Pelosi. They both look and act with absurdly exaggerated punctiliousness.

They have the same affectations, right down to the fussy, prim mouth movements; the fake, ultrafeminine speech inflections and body movements; the flappy/fluttery, 'autistic' hand gestures; the giddy, grinning uncontained self-satisfaction; the talking-down like everyone's a kindergartner--everything.

They went to school in an era when girls were still routinely taught comportment, social graces, femininity, charm and 'agreeableness', etc., in preparation for their cotillions and debutante balls. Those two got "The Treatment", I'm sure of it. Blecchh.

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RuleoVicus 2 points ago +2 / -0

"What are these flingy things attached to me?"

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Skogin 1 point ago +1 / -0

👋 Spaz Hands 👋

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FromSethWithLove 9 points ago +9 / -0

Good thing we have Joe Biden in the senate...

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IvIA6A 8 points ago +8 / -0

She's as gone as Biden. She can't speak, her teeth are falling out of her head, she's spastic, she's jawing all the time, twitching her face, sucking her tongue.

We need mandatory cognition tests and term limits

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Moebius 7 points ago +7 / -0

She's got the Same Joe Biden Glitch...

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ViaToil 3 points ago +4 / -1

It was George Bush who said Iraq instead of Ukraine but, yeah.. Seems they ALL have Iraq/Iran and war in their heads hrmmm. They do not give a flying monkeys ass about any of them but expect you to do so.

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JayKay1776 7 points ago +7 / -0

What the fuck is the formaldehyde Beast talking about

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ChynahIzAzzhole 6 points ago +6 / -0

She's a criminal.

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Tramsec 6 points ago +6 / -0

Put a spoiler warning on this please.

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TheSaltyVet 6 points ago +6 / -0

Garbage human beings

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SaltyKrakenBalls 5 points ago +5 / -0

PURGE TIME

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NotProgCensored 6 points ago +6 / -0

Just pull the plug and walk away.

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superfly 4 points ago +6 / -2

I hope she gets well soon. Seems like a nice lady. Has been getting voted into office for decades. Nobody has shot her or even attempted to do so yet.

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DeplorableLA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Huh? I go to the grocery store and war broke out? Wow. /s

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 4 points ago +5 / -1

These decrepit demons need to go.

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ParticleCannon 3 points ago +3 / -0

> stands and rubs knuckles together thinking about injured veterans

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D0ntdrugtest 3 points ago +3 / -0

So she sent 40b to Iraq? Or Iran?

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OGBigMikesBlackCock 3 points ago +4 / -1

someone pour this lady another shot

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Mona1950 3 points ago +3 / -0

Those arthritic hands are always moving around.

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QueensOwn 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is Nancy drinking with Paul again?

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Skogin 3 points ago +3 / -0

We have a drunk old lady rambling on.

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trauncher 3 points ago +3 / -0

We have a toxic senile drunkard as the speaker of the house, and a delusional senile liar pretending to be president. honestly, its long past time to sweep democrats completely out of our government for good.

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Liberals_R_Idiots 3 points ago +3 / -0

WTF is the rancid old CUNT with a cracking set of tits larping about now!

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Zelenskyscockholster 3 points ago +3 / -0

They need to have constant war and don't care where.

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HolographicTacoSalad 3 points ago +3 / -0

There should be a law that bars all government officials from serving more than 8 years.

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1984_is_here 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't forget that they have Hitler in Germany to worry about too.

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DestroyerofCobwebs 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kinda like how earlier this week, Biden threatened the CEOs of various oil companies with war emergency powers to lower the cost of oil.

Who are we at war with, exactly?

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Postman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Time for this witch to go!

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12gauge 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lay off the schnapps bitch.

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RaberContour 3 points ago +3 / -0

They have the war in Ukraine because they are funding it directly

Why the fuck is this count acting like it is an act of God they have no control over

Fuck I hate these traitors

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Wupta 3 points ago +3 / -0

we have to get rid of all Election fraud and the machines only paper ballots. Election fraud has to be prosecuted and treated as what it really is treason and those caught should face execution. Then we won’t have these thieves in office without consequences.

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RuleoVicus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sedition, actually.

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thisisatestof2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Term limits now. You get, say, two consecutive terms as a senator, and can run for a 3rd after one full term off.

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MajorClark 3 points ago +3 / -0

l can't even listen to her! Endless Wars, Defund the Police, Burn Loot Murder, Insider Trading and killing babies is that old drunk's legacy.

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Yakhechos 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now all this retard has to do is blame everything on Jorge Bush and we have the Nancy Pelosi trifecta.

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y_do_i_need_to_hide 2 points ago +2 / -0

No y'all have that.

We the people have a stolen election.

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Meisenmouse 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nancy, can you please stop day drinking? Did you see her try to make it off stage? It looked like a bad field sobriety test.

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plasticglock 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol

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DarkPepe1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wonder if she thinks using her hands excessively makes her think or speak better. It's not working.

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TheLeftIsAntiRight 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ma'am? Pardon? Iraq?

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Pres_Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow...can we get rid of these fuckers already? My God....