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DCSucks 116 points ago +116 / -0

It should be up for a medal of honor

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Kekintosh2020 98 points ago +98 / -0

Insurrection Bike goes to D.C Gulag after an appearance at J6 Committee with Alex Jones for planning attack, Midterms Canceled.

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jpower 48 points ago +49 / -1

Where are the trainer wheels?

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User_X 12 points ago +12 / -0

Encore! Encore! Do it again. Now head first! Work it baby! Can we get you to repeatedly smash your face into the pavement please... Excellent.

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marvinthehaggler 6 points ago +6 / -0

Mostly Peaceful Pavement.

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DivvyDivet 18 points ago +18 / -0

They should sue the bike manufacturer 🙄

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Kekintosh2020 17 points ago +17 / -0

Common sense bike control

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ParticleCannon 27 points ago +27 / -0

Inducted into the Order of the Air Force One Stairs

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Johnrgalt 16 points ago +16 / -0

Since it’s a bike, it’s more like it IS the METAL of Honor. Kek.

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SordidPontification 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pedal of Honor.

His fumbling around like a dumbass got his foot caught in the pedal that appears as though it was designed to stop his feet from slipping off while riding. What they didn't count on was that he'd get his foot caught through inadvertent dismount precipitated by a loss-of-balance event.

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Ponysoldierpatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

He was distracted by the nine year old girl on the side of the sidewalk.

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lurkwellmyfriends 7 points ago +7 / -0

For some reason I hear the Top Gun theme when thinking of this bike.

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My2Cents 5 points ago +5 / -0

I hear Yakety Sax.

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marvinthehaggler 2 points ago +2 / -0

Because he was inverted?

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IBentMyWookie 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s a wheelie good joke fren 🐸 🚲

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bratt 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sacrifices are sometime necessary.

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Barack-Obama2 59 points ago +59 / -0

I ride my bike with the seat removed. Feels good

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Liberals_R_Idiots 22 points ago +22 / -0

Thanks for the mental picture of Bacteria Obama riding his seatless bike 😆

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BackTheBoat 7 points ago +7 / -0

🤣🤣

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citydwellertrumpfan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Reminds me of Mac's (NSFW) bike from Always Sunny.

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Tycobbsalad 4 points ago +4 / -0

Berry is that you..??

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Tyscribz 42 points ago +42 / -0

My dad used to ask me if the pavement was okay after I fell off my bike as a kid, always got me laughing

Happy Father's day

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Seatacjoe 12 points ago +12 / -0

That's awesome! Hope your pops is still with us man

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Tyscribz 15 points ago +15 / -0

He is, just had lunch with him yesterday

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RolliePollieAtMyFeet 7 points ago +7 / -0

Very cool.

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FakeNametag 19 points ago +19 / -0

Breaking news? Or is it breaking nose?

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KekistanPM 37 points ago +37 / -0

This would be 24/7 wall-to-wall news if it were Trump.

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AllTheWayTrump 12 points ago +12 / -0

they’d be screaming 25th amendment.

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Herefordamemesss 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump would never ride a bike.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 1 point ago +1 / -0

There is a bikers for trump vs bikers for Biden somewhere in there.

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liberalshitlord 5 points ago +5 / -0

Kek!

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badorangeman 243 points ago +243 / -0

They chose an activity you literally never forget... to prove his mind works... and he crashes while stopped.

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Here_we_go 61 points ago +61 / -0

He was answering a question. Dementia/alzheimers you cant do 2 things at once. Like walk and recite abcs, hokd a conversation and run. It takes your brain everything it has to do one thing. Then you cant do that anymore. Also walking gait gets all kinds of fucked up. Like you are stomping, no rhythm etc. Thats why biden runs away a lot. To disguise it.

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lixa 15 points ago +15 / -0

Is this also why when he walks w SS he looks like he’s shuffling along the nursing home hallway in a bathrobe and pjs?

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__bryan 2 points ago +5 / -3

no he just got his foot stuck in the pedal guard thing, and that was just because he's old and stupid

he's too old to be in any office, we need term limits

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Kekintosh2020 42 points ago +42 / -0

Yup

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2UZisGOAT 27 points ago +27 / -0

The toe cages got him to be fair

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Brez 18 points ago +18 / -0

10% for the big guy and he still hasn't converted to clipless.

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btntx 15 points ago +15 / -0

This was my initial thought. His SS agents should have known that was a huge safety issue for a feeble old tyrant.

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heeeeeemeyer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Passive aggressive payback for his history of waving his dick around at female agents while swimming?

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RedDogger 14 points ago +14 / -0

Why does he have toe cages? Does he think he's practicing for the Tour de France?

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Cantshadowbanthemall 3 points ago +3 / -0

The tour de France in 1955

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Kraken_V_Algorithm 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's probably a $5000 bike that came like that, first time riding it, and now it's in a dumpster.

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Sliced_Beef_Brisket 1 point ago +1 / -0

That thing is probably $400

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hillaryforprison 5 points ago +5 / -0

Cages and walls: I thought he didn't like those, except where he goes.

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citydwellertrumpfan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe the wall is to keep Biden in?

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cyberrigger 3 points ago +3 / -0

Did they call a toe truck?

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paidprotest 20 points ago +20 / -0

He should just keep the helmet on for the rest of his term

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bratt 17 points ago +17 / -0

There is nothing to protect.

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YouTubeSucksDicks 2 points ago +2 / -0

Helmet is just like a mask. Visual indicator of a low IQ.

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MythArcana 14 points ago +15 / -1

If he played shuffleboard on a cruise, he'd manage to get the puck to sink the ship.

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pray4peace4 3 points ago +3 / -0

More likely he'd get the puck stuck up his azz

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Vindalou 195 points ago +198 / -3

Went down harder than Ashley Biden in the shower.

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KrellKrypto 48 points ago +48 / -0

Ooof

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_Eric_Ciaramella_ 19 points ago +19 / -0

my tendies

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conservativeyuppie 32 points ago +32 / -0

🤢🤮🤮🤮

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MythArcana 14 points ago +16 / -2

Looks like he just got out of the shower after shaving his legs. What's up with that?

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Sp3nce321 13 points ago +13 / -0

Just think of the poor black kids in the pool who can't rub his legs anymore

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grantking2256 2 points ago +2 / -0

Underrated comment is underrated

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MythArcana 1 point ago +2 / -1

I guess they'll have to go to Adam "Speckle Schmekel" Schiff's house for the good stuff, amirite?

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DickTick 10 points ago +10 / -0

You've never heard the stereotype/joke about old white Man's legs becoming polished like marble?

It's a real thing lol... Usually in men who have to wear pants every single day for work

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MythArcana 7 points ago +9 / -2

I wore pants every day doing very physical work most of my life. The last thing I thought about was competing with women and using their bathroom products.

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pray4peace4 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've worn pants every day for the last 66 years & I still have lots of hair. Men lose their leg hair when they have heart or circulatory problems that don't provide enough oxygen & nutrients. Doctors look for bare ankles & still having hair on the rest of the legs as the beginning sign of heart disease. I bet every guy who reads this is going to inspect their ankles first thing.

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IowanMaga 3 points ago +3 / -0

..... checks

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Kraken_V_Algorithm 2 points ago +2 / -0

All the hair fell out of my ankles when I was in high school. I think it was from taping them up for football. Rest of my legs still pretty hairy 35 years later. Although now that I look again, hair loss has seemed to creep half way up my shin and calf . . .

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repoman 3 points ago +3 / -0

He has hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun. And the kids used to come up and reach in the pool and rub his leg down so it was straight and then watch the hair come back up again.

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pray4peace4 2 points ago +2 / -0

... and then he'd take one of them into a back room to show him something really interesting, right? Yeah.

Tucker was like the lead of the Knights in Armor last night leading the charge against the Infidels. Holy moley - he went after Biden again & again & again, showing the pic where he fondled Chris Coons daughter. He said he knew there were lots of accusations on social media over the last 3 years but didn't think they were real. The Hunter Biden laptop & Ashley Biden diary just changed his mind. "What kind of father regularly takes showers with his daughter? Kids don't take showers, they take baths. Ashley writes that she grew up in a hypersexual atmosphere & then says that thing about inappropriate showering with her Dad. We need an immediate investigation of Joe Biden!" That was a fantastic show!

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47urOFH3d 2 points ago +2 / -0

All serious cyclists have shaved legs and foot cages. He must be pushing crazy Watts!

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Winter_bow_huntress 7 points ago +7 / -0

🌶🌶

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TenaciousDT 6 points ago +6 / -0

Thats a dinger

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CorradoSoprano 107 points ago +107 / -0

Why does he wear a helmet? There's nothing up there to protect.

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MythArcana 3 points ago +4 / -1

Why does he shave his legs?

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FinishTheBorderWall 6 points ago +6 / -0

So the hairs don’t stand up in the sun or something.

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Coprolite 5 points ago +5 / -0

To reduce wind drag, bigot.

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MythArcana 2 points ago +3 / -1

How much drag is there from the bike seat to the asphalt?

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Coprolite 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's pride month so..............

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DeboonkedFact 2 points ago +2 / -0

Enough that they want to put on a show for children

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loveyourbabies 2 points ago +2 / -0

It holds his skull together, his had has literally been opened twice

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jda70 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pride month. LOL

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4DHopscotch 1 point ago +1 / -0

It keeps the pudding from leaking out.

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Diana 100 points ago +100 / -0

Trump held a glass with two hands and the MSM were calling for the 25th Amendment to be activated.

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Coprolite 61 points ago +61 / -0

He also took it slowly down a wet ramp and they screamed about mobility issues.

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FinishTheBorderWall 29 points ago +29 / -0

With no hand rail! The military literally set a trap for Trump, but he gracefully walked down it without falling. If a citizen had walked down that non-compliant ramp and slipped, the government would have had to pay millions for the ADA violation.

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FirstOfHisName 27 points ago +27 / -0

I enjoyed Trump's telling of the ramp story

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TravelingSalesman 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ramp-gate

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PaigeAshley 11 points ago +11 / -0

That was such a fun moment!

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Zskills 6 points ago +6 / -0

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND

https://youtu.be/gAYL5H46QnQ

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TravelingSalesman 3 points ago +3 / -0

The whole thing started with Lil' Marco reaching for water during the state of the union rebuttal. Trump made fun of it, so thereafter he was under the microscope every time he took a drink of water.

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Indivisual_1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Remember like it was yesterday. Can we go back to that timeline? Now I’m crying, but for humanity not in laughter.

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realPhantomFuck 14 points ago +14 / -0

He walked slowly down a ramp at a military academy celebration and they reported that his health was a concern too

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RabidZoo 77 points ago +77 / -0

TIIIMMMBBBEEERRRRRRRRR!

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DCSucks 71 points ago +71 / -0

I can't wait for the Trump tee shot to the Biden helmet GIF.

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Coprolite 6 points ago +7 / -1

Putin tee shot.

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The_Litehaus_Abides 4 points ago +4 / -0

Here you go. Somebody will probably make a better one though.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZNBMCVC_Q8g

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CovfefeAnon 23 points ago +23 / -0

Trunalimunumaprzure

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MyHipsOut 58 points ago +59 / -1

I've seen him fall UP the stairs on AF1....I'm waiting for the fall DOWN the stairs.

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Here_we_go 17 points ago +17 / -0

Please keep saying this to the universe. We need this

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keepamericagreat102 55 points ago +55 / -0

pedofile piece of shit

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starboard 16 points ago +16 / -0

First thing PedoJoe did when they pulled him up is bend down over two children. Man is sick. https://twitter.com/patrioticbabe_/status/1538161823920234497?s=21

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NC_patriot 20 points ago +20 / -0

He probably fell off because he saw them and was in a hurry to go sniff.

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Pepe2016_ivotedfTD 12 points ago +12 / -0

I think that’s exactly what happened.

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Necrovoter 41 points ago +41 / -0

2021: "Eat the bugs!"
2022: "Eat the dirt!"

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Khryn_Tzu-TTV 38 points ago +39 / -1

Catches his foot on that pedal. Symbolic of his presidency.

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4DHopscotch 5 points ago +5 / -0

All brakes!!

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CAPTAIN_TENDY_PLATE2 38 points ago +39 / -1

What a stupid fuck

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Magabirdlady2 10 points ago +10 / -0

🤣

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GodKingHarambe 35 points ago +35 / -0

How can Drumpf keep getting away with these violent attacks on Our Democracy??

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Thelongrun 32 points ago +32 / -0

'Hit the road, Jack!'

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HerrnMalor 9 points ago +9 / -0

"and don'tcha come back"

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Thelongrun 6 points ago +6 / -0

'Ever!'

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CookieMonsters 1 point ago +2 / -1

'You fucking bitch'

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FakeNametag 13 points ago +13 / -0

When I was a small child I lived in Kailua, Hawaii. During the years Obama was president, he took his Christmas vacation there every year. Apparently his presence locked up the whole town and pissed a lot of people off. I used to think "I'm glad I didn't have any plans to spend Christmas in Hawaii" because it would suck to pay for a vacation and not be able to visit my old stomping grounds at Kailua Beach.

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BernillaryClanders 5 points ago +5 / -0

I used to live in that area about 15 years ago. It was a circus without Biden being president.

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TheCandorist 4 points ago +4 / -0

Meh, lots of fags in Rehoboth.

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Petes_Agate_Israel 3 points ago +3 / -0

When I was stationed at Dover in the early 90’s, one of the first things I heard was, “If you’re going to the beach, don’t go to Rehomo.”

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TheCandorist 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's what we called it in the 90s too when I was living in Dover

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MAGAcountry101 27 points ago +27 / -0

Oooo no 🤭

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fat50 24 points ago +24 / -0

Anyway...

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1776forever1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kek

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RealRedneck 24 points ago +24 / -0

What we need is common sense bike control to stop tragedies like this. Training wheels for all!

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DeboonkedFact 5 points ago +5 / -0

No more assault bikes for civilian use!

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TravelingSalesman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ban all bicycles!

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turdinthepunch 22 points ago +22 / -0

Russian technology is much more sophisticated than I had previously imagined.

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farangbak 20 points ago +20 / -0

Damn helmet........

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Jtenten 6 points ago +6 / -0

Top kek

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DeboonkedFact 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's not like it's protecting much

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Reassess_Reevaluate 18 points ago +18 / -0

Remember when the left would complain that Trump was out playing golf "while the country was falling apart"?

But now the country is literally falling apart and this motherfucker is out having a nice relaxing bike ride... where's the news stories about how terrible this is?

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TurdeauStinks 16 points ago +16 / -0

Running the country is just like riding a bike man… you never uhh… how… to… uhh… where am I? - Joe Biden

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MakeFreedomRing 16 points ago +16 / -0

Ban bikes

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VelvetFoot 8 points ago +8 / -0

Or, no more than 10 speeds.

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skyhawk 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kickstand bans

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TravelingSalesman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or just mandate that people can't leave their homes.... oh wait

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WacoKid90 14 points ago +14 / -0

Falls like that kill people his age pretty often. Smacking the head, breaking the hip and knee.

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Mark4-40 13 points ago +13 / -0

God willing, amen

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DeboonkedFact 2 points ago +3 / -1

Then we'd be stuck with kameltoe

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Bandanna1 3 points ago +3 / -0

He will just have to keep wearing that helmet.

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skyhawk 3 points ago +3 / -0

They should throw some water wings on him too: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AZ8mlH63TPg

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ihaveotherthingstodo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek

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MrMcGreenGenes 13 points ago +13 / -0

Missed the pole by THAT MUCH!

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ExileOnRedditStreet 12 points ago +12 / -0

Why would Donald Trump do this?

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1776forever1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is this the beginning of the end for Drumph??! He can’t keep getting away with this! Something something cheese maker..

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ExileOnRedditStreet 2 points ago +2 / -0

I MADE FUCKING CHEESE!

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rdvs34283 12 points ago +12 / -0

Maybe it will knock some sense into him.

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NC_patriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

Doubtful

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DystopianDoubleThink 12 points ago +12 / -0

There is just no stopping Putin, damn him to Hell!

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USAisgone 12 points ago +12 / -0

The Press-"mr President, can you please describe your your first two years in office?".....

Biden-falls over without anyone touching him

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k614 11 points ago +11 / -0

Hope it's real "breaking" news.

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USAisgone 11 points ago +11 / -0

Even a drunk circus bear can ride a bike. Not this turd. Reading, riding, and talking is way too difficult for him to manage.

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Dave___Smith 10 points ago +10 / -0

What an idiot. Fuck that guy.

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Mrsattorney 9 points ago +9 / -0

We need a memesmith to create a Tour de France meme with Joe being the cause of a large peloton crash, and then Trump goes speeding past the wreckage!

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AngelMark 9 points ago +9 / -0

This is like the meme w the kid w the stick in the bike spokes! 😂

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Huns_with_Guns 8 points ago +8 / -0

Only Joe Biden can fall off his bike while not riding it and standing up

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instant_covfefe 8 points ago +8 / -0

Memes write themselves. Queue stick in wheel meme.

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BIDENTHEKIDSNIFFER 8 points ago +9 / -1

Fuck if he drops dead now Kamala the hoebag is in charge

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brother_red 11 points ago +11 / -0

Better now than after the 2 year mark.

Wouldn't want hoebag in for nearly 10 years would we?

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TheCandorist 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's fine. Impeach her after '22 which will mean the republican speaker is next in line. Assuming they don't fortify their way out of the obvious red wave.

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TaiTheGai 2 points ago +3 / -1

Thought about this the other day. As bad as it would be, Biden, in his awful state is the fall guy and the perfect cover for "an incompetent administration". At least with him out of the way, the puppetmaster's agenda will lose their perfect 'frontman'.

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Sheprecon31 8 points ago +8 / -0

PEDALPHILE

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ThePatriotGames2016 4 points ago +4 / -0

nice

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KekistanPM 7 points ago +7 / -0

Cue the Peter Griffin grasping knee clip: "Ssssssss......ahhhhh......sssssss....ahhhhhhh....."

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CorruptAdamShiff 7 points ago +7 / -0

More dain bramage for potatae head

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ranxeroxxx 7 points ago +7 / -0

Bicycles are racist, we need an executive order!

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Kaizen 6 points ago +6 / -0

He’s not in control of the country. He’s not in control of his bowels. It’s only to be expected, that he’s not in control of his bike. Stupid old fucking retard.

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16BeatsAOne 6 points ago +6 / -0

I am surprised that he didn't bike into the yellow pole first.

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Globohomo_Erectus 6 points ago +6 / -0

Why did Drumpf do this

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cherbui 6 points ago +6 / -0

he has the Fking time to ride around on a bike while most of us are working our fking ass off for money in our car and food on the table .. fucking this jackass

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Forty_Five 5 points ago +5 / -0

He wasn't even moving yet.

What a fucking potato.

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weblollipop 5 points ago +5 / -0

JOETATO DOWN

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GhostOfMyFormerSelf 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fucking old dumbass.

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2ScoopsofCovfefe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Aaaaaaahhahahahahahaha

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ThaDtothaOtothaN 5 points ago +5 / -0

lol

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PartandParcel 5 points ago +5 / -0

Put him in a nursing home already.