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Mother_of_gains 258 points ago +259 / -1

This guy gives blowjobs with his butt

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MAGAguitar 88 points ago +89 / -1

Not a guy. Just a bitch.

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Bannonmeharder 41 points ago +41 / -0

He’s a Bill Mitchell

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Whimpy13 11 points ago +11 / -0
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MikeObamasVeineyCock 5 points ago +5 / -0

This p100 masks aren't virtuous. They have a check valve that just spews COVID everywhere unfiltered.

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magaberries 2 points ago +2 / -0

And would not have been allowed under the mask mandate in the United States and probably isn't allowed under the Canadian mandate.

So, this is actually the guy breaking the law. And because the flight attendants on his flight aren't well trained, they didn't know to call a SWAT team to come and remove him from the plane for wearing his Covid spewing mask.

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Moebius 36 points ago +36 / -0

He should just learn to breath through his ass...

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MobileDev4Trump 16 points ago +17 / -1

Fauci funded an experiment about that with so some poor dogs.

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Moebius 8 points ago +8 / -0

I read it was mice or rats...either way.

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K-Harbour 5 points ago +5 / -0

Beagles.

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Moebius 9 points ago +9 / -0

Beagles was flies...mice were butt breathers...

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realPhantomFuck 8 points ago +8 / -0

Nah. Poor, voiceless (vocal cords were removed) beagles were locked in cages and eaten alive by sandflies

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TommyJarvis 5 points ago +5 / -0

That experiment was how they learned deplatforming conservatives would work.

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Palazzolo1 7 points ago +7 / -0

Not possible. His head is in his ass.

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Moebius 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'll bet there's room to breathe...and park an F-150...

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lul_cheto 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh... he's working on it

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EagleOverTriumph 1 point ago +1 / -0

He already talks out of it.

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CrispyQuesoSalami 12 points ago +12 / -0

Picks up dicks with no hands. I mean he does it with hands to, but also with no hands.

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Build_Back_Bankrupt 131 points ago +131 / -0

I mean, he's not wrong, a P100 is more comfortable and is the only commercially available filter that has a fighting chance in blocking viral particles, they're used to prevent infection of Hantavirus when removing deer mouse poo.

Senator Ron Johnson had a panelist testify to these facts, but uh, he had another point and that was if P100 masks were mandated instead of N95 nobody would want to wear them because of the extra creep factor and also that it's nearly mutes the wearer, which, in the case of Mr.Attaran here is probably a plus.

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Build_Back_Bankrupt 21 points ago +22 / -1

Yup, vent test for proper fit, but also, if you can smell anything other than the mask itself it isn't fit properly. It sucks, but if you want it to be the most effective you gotta be clean shaven.

The week before the initial lockdown I bought a bunch of filter packs for mine because I thought we were staring down a viral apocalypse...After the two weeks to slow the spread I knew we'd been duped when talk of N95's popped up, I never did use the P100's, still got'em.

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alfredbester 21 points ago +21 / -0

You could probably get a grand apiece for them when the Midterm election variant hits. Probably late September.

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Turkey_Lurkey 14 points ago +14 / -0

And with inflation running like it is, he can then use those thousands to buy a value meal at McDonalds.

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Icepck 6 points ago +6 / -0

Or McDonald's stock when the market crashes!

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fazaman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably late September.

Don't be silly! They need time to unlawfully change the elections and mail out ballots! August at the latest!

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DoesItWorkAlready 5 points ago +6 / -1

my testing method is to stick my head in the garbage can and put hands over the ports and inhale.

Smell garbage? Adjusts fit.

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RealUltimatePower 12 points ago +12 / -0

Damned right.

I don't get the guys who refuse to wear them. If you're doing concrete work, or cutting Hardie board, your ass needs to be wearing one... silicosis will completely destroy your lungs.

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Ale_and_Mead 7 points ago +7 / -0

I have one at my house because I do metalworking as a hobby. A few people have told me it's overkill, but you know what? I'd rather go too far in preventing myself from coating the inside of my lungs with fucking metal dust than not far enough.

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DudeThatCame2Sarnath 1 point ago +1 / -0

It is not overkill, my friend! I wore one when I did a "cheap and cheerful" paint job on a car panel. Rattle can and clear coat too. That clear coat was some serious stuff -- little pictures of skulls all over the can, and everything -- but with that P100 on, I could not smell a thing.

But as soon as I took it off -- phew! Had I worn a lesser mask, or an improperly fitted P100, that horrible stuff would have gotten into my lungs.

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The_Bloofy_Bullshark 10 points ago +10 / -0

So is it just me or did you also notice the directional valve and dust filters? This guy is wearing a dust mask in that pic.

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Build_Back_Bankrupt 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's not just you, I thought maybe he has some sort of different P100 filter, because those pink canisters look smaller than the pancake filters so they're not covers right?

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The_Bloofy_Bullshark 2 points ago +2 / -0

So I just looked them up. Seems to be these:

North® 7580P100 Hard Shell Particulate Filter P100

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K-Harbour 3 points ago +3 / -0

Particulate?

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Build_Back_Bankrupt 1 point ago +1 / -0

I did not know those were a thing, must be for outdoor use in weather condititions?

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exwhyze 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have seen those kinds on jobsites before. Figured they thought the plastic was tougher.

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Build_Back_Bankrupt 10 points ago +10 / -0

It's not worth it, for the toll it takes on one's mental health alone to continue to obsess over it.

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aconcernedtroll 5 points ago +5 / -0

This guy has turned it into a fetish at this point.

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Jabronson 7 points ago +7 / -0

Nice outlet valve you superspreading monster!

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americandrunk 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hehehe!

Ah man, I love you guys. So funny.

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The_RedWolf 1 point ago +1 / -0

I imagine they cost a lot per unit don't they?

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cantrememberpassword 79 points ago +79 / -0

Just a racist hating black people.

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Bubblegumbro 37 points ago +37 / -0

On juneteenth none the less

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Moebius 10 points ago +10 / -0

He should know its an even bigger Crime in Canada to criticize a Black or Brown person...

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ltbadpuppy 49 points ago +50 / -1

ROFL he’s not even wearing it right. You see how he’s able to wear his glasses BEHIND the gas mask? Those things are skin tight and pushed hard against your face, meaning your glasses are worn in front of the seal otherwise they dig into your face.

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KekistanPM 13 points ago +13 / -0

Maybe he likes to suffer as much as he likes making other people suffer. Some folk are really like that.

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ParticleCannon 5 points ago +5 / -0

Or at least give the illusion of suffering.

On a related note, I've stopped saying "it's the thought that counts".

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Kaizen 42 points ago +42 / -0

I can’t imagine being such a miserable faggot. I feel sorry for him.

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TheCandiru 4 points ago +4 / -0

I just hope his wife's boyfriend is okay.

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Tripin 36 points ago +36 / -0

If this dude sat by me I'd cough every time he took the mask off to eat.

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KekistanPM 20 points ago +20 / -0

I think he'd rather dehydrate or starve to death than remove his mask.

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Tip-O-Matic 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd rather he dehydrate or starve to death, also.

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KuzoKevin [S] 26 points ago +26 / -0

He's got cred - "Professor. Litigator. Scientist. Bicyclist. Husband. Father. Son. Wrecks grifters, anti-vaxxers & scientific illiterates. "

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Angry 24 points ago +24 / -0

"Father" is sixth on the list.

I can imagine his kids.

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True_Curmudgeon 15 points ago +15 / -0

That seems perfectly normal based on the cyclists I encounter

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TommyJarvis 5 points ago +5 / -0

This guy puts on the little costume to ride his bike. The little booty pants and the skin tight shirt with the logos on it, and the little Death Star hat. Oh and certainly shaves his legs.

Gotta cut down that .25 of a second of wind resistance while you idly pedal through your neighborhood with your faggy friends taking up a whole lane.

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True_Curmudgeon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just riding to get Miles too not actually going to a destination for a useful purpose

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TommyJarvis 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m 100% convinced these leftist men get into bicycling with their outfits and such as cover for their transvestite fetish. It’s an excuse to shave their bodies.

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TommyJarvis 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Husband. Father. Son” those things don’t carry any weight in leftist circles. In fact they are a net negative.

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CoffeeIsForClosers 14 points ago +14 / -0

I could wreck this dude with simple Socratic questioning.

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DieHeretic 3 points ago +4 / -1

He forgot to put Waterhead and Fuckstick on the list.

Guy has a very opinion of himself, never heard of him before this post and probably never will again after.

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AmericaAllDay 4 points ago +4 / -0

Save this link for when Elon buys Twitter, then repost!

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JoeMcCarthyWasRight 17 points ago +17 / -0

What a faggot.

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DystopianDoubleThink 5 points ago +5 / -0

He doesn't need an airplane flight, he needs a one way helicopter ride.

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Mark4-40 15 points ago +17 / -2

He's Canadian, so he doesn't count as an academic. What a failure as a man. Take note, lads.

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KekistanPM 9 points ago +9 / -0

I bet he was that kid at school who tattled on his classmates in front of the entire class.

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bubadmt 15 points ago +15 / -0

"Excuse me Mrs. Smith, but you forgot to tell us what homework we're supposed to do tonight!"

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hocuspocusfocusjeep 9 points ago +9 / -0

what a retard

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TheSonOfGadsden 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oh shut your bitch ass up karen

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katsumi27 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lol. He’s getting destroyed in the comments

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Edial 6 points ago +6 / -0

These retards unironically think we're going to be wearing masks for our entire lifespans.

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__I_dindu__nufin_ 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't understand why some still want it so bad. They were broken

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Moebius 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's the same mask the ANTIFAGs wear.

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keeponwinning 6 points ago +6 / -0

Looks like glasses under the nose piece, it can't be making a proper seal, so it won't be doing the job he thinks it's doing. If you haven't been properly fit tested, it's not stopping viruses as intended.

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DieHeretic 3 points ago +4 / -1

It also vents exhaled unfiltered breath directly into the atmosphere.

If he was infected with any air-borne virus he would also be infecting anyone near him.

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Rageofpepe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol faggot coward

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Farage_massage 5 points ago +5 / -0

This guy would still be lining up to fuck goats and shitting in the street if it wasn’t for the West, yet all he can do here is be a bitch… what a fucking ass clown.

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Benwa1985-2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hard to tell from this angle but this mask has a super cute matching dildo mouthpiece inside. Suck to activate airflow.

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Minn2000 4 points ago +4 / -0

Does it really matter at that point?

"Ladies and Gentlemen, we'd like to inform you that we have just crossed the border into the United Sta--"

Everyone proceeds to rip their mask off

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Moominz0 4 points ago +4 / -0

Didn't they try to claim that respirators and gas masks weren't as effective against bovid as an N95?.. or was that another one of my iconic stoner hallucinations?

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someoldcoderguy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, they claimed a lot of things. Most of which have been false.

Here are some facts for you. A respirator (which a N-95 is classified as one) is only as effective as it's filter. If you use a paint or smoke type filter, it will not work to filter out viruses. The viral particles are too small. If you used a filter designed to filter out viral particles, then the would work for what you are breathing in.

The other problem, that they never mention is, the eyes and possibly the ears are also vectors. So, unless you are wearing a level-A (think space suit looking personal protective equipment) fully encapsulated suit, you are not "safe". But... safe kinda loses meaning when you are talking about a virus with more than 99.98% survivability...

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RiffFantastic 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's more comfortable because it fits similarly to his ball gag.

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AndrewLB 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm literally just getting over COVID right now and can say with certainty that this guy is a total cunt. Im unvaxxed and the worst it got was about a 101'f fever and pretty bad headache. The only thing left now after 5 days is hacking up some green/yellow stuff. All i took was aspirin and some vitamin D pills. Didn't need more than that.

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BigPanda71 4 points ago +4 / -0

Should have gotten ivermectin. Lost my sense of taste on a Sunday afternoon and had a cough that woke me about every two hours. Took my first dose Sunday night and taste was back by Monday morning. Was damn near 100% by Tuesday

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taxationisthefts 3 points ago +3 / -0

When you're retarded, you're retarded

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Greenhills 3 points ago +3 / -0

Terrorist.

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DonaldisHuge 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kucks gonna kuck

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OhioRed87 3 points ago +3 / -0

My buddy said airplanes have the best filtered air you will ever breath. Said the entire cabin is replaced every 2 minutes and it’s impossible to catch Covid from breathing air on a plane. More likely to catch it by touching everything on the plane.

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CmonPeopleGetReal 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's actually called a 100-P mask, 100% Pussy

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suckmycorona 3 points ago +3 / -0

Please tell us which law they are breaking. I won’t wait.

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B4size25paper 3 points ago +3 / -0

What a cuck.

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Bubblegumbro 3 points ago +3 / -0

All that during Juneteenth weekend. Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

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Keep_on_winning_kag 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's his sexual fetish.

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Kricket 2 points ago +2 / -0

THIS is what you get when you stop boys from calling each other faggots when they engage in faggotry. They were policing each others’ behavior by making fun of stupid gay shit. Literally straightened out society, but we had to take a stand against bullying. Much like a bunch of faggots.

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Moewrawn 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd start banning people like this, like fuck you mask Nazi's who can't give this shit up.

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AlaskanPatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jesus Christ I hate these virtue signaling beta pricks so much I swear to god

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Klown_Schwab 2 points ago +2 / -0

Perfect example of what Uncle Ted called "oversocialized".

On some subconscious level this guy knows he's weak, a loser and couldn't survive on his own.

So he identifies completely with "the system" and viciously attacks anyone who dares to question it.

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deplorablebot 2 points ago +2 / -0

You think this faggot has any idea how many people laugh at him?

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nopinkofuckheads 2 points ago +2 / -0

Covid is way less of a pain in the ass than being that guy.

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boreal_storm 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's trying to get a blue check next to his handle.

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Doctor_S 2 points ago +2 / -0

This racist dares to criticize a strong empowered black woman?

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556x45mm 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bill Mitchell level of faggotry

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RedPillosopher1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Traveling through the air at hundreds of miles per hour inside of a thin aluminum tube being propelled by turbines burning highly flammable jet feul, and hes worried about the coof. What a faggot.

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AbsoluteAnise 2 points ago +2 / -0

This dude wasnt bullied enough as a kid, jesus christ.

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debtfuelsthem 2 points ago +2 / -0

Guys gotta keep busy while his wife is hanging out with her boyfriend

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Qualityproduct 2 points ago +2 / -0

Top Gun theme song starts playing

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Agent_Orange 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looks he should be more worried about contracting monkeypox.

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runonce 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just a bit more info on this well know Canadian Faggot: https://cowards.ca/amir-attaran.html

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Discordant 1 point ago +1 / -0

Beat it.