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Hanging_Chad 77 points ago +78 / -1

keep going...

trumpisgodandsavior 87 points ago +91 / -4

Randy buys a 3d printer

keepamericagreat102 42 points ago +42 / -0

Randy shoots bitch in the head

Barack-Obama2 31 points ago +31 / -0

Randy tosses Barry from the helicopter.

charlesthehammer 14 points ago +14 / -0

Randy distributes parts in different parks

Hambeast 0 points ago +2 / -2

Randy had anal with an old girlfriend. She didn't like it as much as Randy....muh, red flag!

kekles 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah, they think we got upset when they tried to force us to wear the silly mask.

first_amendment 4 points ago +4 / -0

save it for the judge.

MyPersonalExp 15 points ago +15 / -0

Randy makes a few phone calls and drops the dime on Jane…

TheDTOMDon 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is Jane.

Jane fucked around and is about to find out.

hitchers 11 points ago +11 / -0

3D printer go Brrrrrrrr

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-c-i-a- 81 points ago +82 / -1

Police swat Randy's house at 1am; breaking down his front door with no preceding announcement of their presence.

Randy uses his gun to defend himself and his property from unknown, violent assailants.

Police shoot him and declare their suspicions of his extremist nature confirmed.

See?!? He attacked cops WITH GUNS!!!

Headlines across newspapers and social media echo the same sentiment the following day.

Randy was a ticking time bomb. Its a good thing the hero cops got to him first.

*oh, and Jane is interviewed and relates her story through tears to the local news. #STUNNINGANDBRAVE

WowStrongWinning 47 points ago +47 / -0

Left out the part where they shot the family labradoodle that was sleeping in it’s kennel.

SorosHasBallsackEyes 14 points ago +14 / -0

Well, Jane poisoned it first, so this covers her tracks.

War_Hamster 9 points ago +9 / -0

Jane is such a b*tch. I never liked her.

GodHatesBiden 2 points ago +2 / -0

cmon Jane likes dogs. they're her children.

EastTexasMadLad 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jane is clearly a cat lady.

TheDTOMDon 3 points ago +3 / -0

anything mixed with a poodle needs to be put down

trumpisgodandsavior 17 points ago +21 / -4

this is sadly going to happen, probably a few times.

Keiichi81 19 points ago +19 / -0

It's already happened. At least twice if I remember correctly. Cops show up at 5am and pound loudly on a dude's door, dude being half asleep is startled out of bed and grabs his gun not knowing what all the commotion is about, answers the door with the gun in his hand and the police shoot him dead in a hail of gunfire.

TrannyClausSliceDice 2 points ago +2 / -0

Isn’t that what they said happened with Brianna Taylor’s BF?

citizen667 13 points ago +13 / -0

But at least Randy’s daughter knows how to use a weapon and gets revenge by slitting Jane’s throat while dressing up for a pro-choice rally.

Junionthepipeline 3 points ago +3 / -0

Every single divorce for sure

InternationalSpy007 16 points ago +16 / -0

you forgot the part where the news focuses on Randy being white

War_Hamster 8 points ago +8 / -0

That's assumed. Only white supremacists deserve to have their guns confiscated.

InternationalSpy007 4 points ago +4 / -0

exactly, after all.. white supremacy is the biggest threat to America (says Joe Biden)

and hey, I gotta admit, those White supremacists must be great at staying undercover!

I know, in over 30 years living in the USA I have never actually met one of these so-called White supremacists

but according to Biden and the Demcrats they are everywhere. Wow! they are certainly great at staying hidden. They must be ninjas!

TrannyClausSliceDice 5 points ago +5 / -0

That’s because their idea and definition of a white supremacist is fucking insane and stupid.

Like… to them… you and me and every white dude who posts here is a white supremacist.

Most white straight conservative males are literally seen as white supremacist.

Similar to the definition of racism, they’ve changed the definition of white supremacy.

InternationalSpy007 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, i realized that a while back when they started calling Ben Carson and Candace Owens "Black White Supremacists"

War_Hamster 4 points ago +4 / -0

I've been to dozens of political rallies and protests the past couple of years. Exactly the sort of events you'd expect white supremacist insurrectionists hang out. I have yet to meet one.

BlackPillBot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don’t worry fren, we’ll meet someday. 😁

InternationalSpy007 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've been sayng for years, if you held a meeting of all the white supremacists in America, you could have that meeting in a phone booth.

(not counting the thousands of feds pretending to be white supremacists, that is)

War_Hamster 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm pretty sure there are some true skinhead Nazi types, but they are not us and they hate us as much as they hate the Left.

Defective_Canadian 2 points ago +2 / -0

What if Randy IDENTIFIES as a Black Lesbian Woman?

That’s the case I will make if they ever arrest me or try to take my processions...I will repeat again & again that they're “only harassing me because of my race, gender & sexuality.” “It’s clearly targeted.”

liaBIGmd 12 points ago +12 / -0

After they shoot his dog of course.

InternationalSpy007 6 points ago +6 / -0

this is sad

but all too true

War_Hamster 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think I've seen this movie before. Hope there aren't too many sequels.

SaltyKrakenBalls 28 points ago +28 / -0

Randy builds a killdozer

FART_IN_THE_TOILET 15 points ago +15 / -0

Randy becomes a hero.

PresidentBidet 5 points ago +5 / -0

Randy removes Globohomo.

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MAGA0729 19 points ago +19 / -0

Randy smokes 4 faggot steppers when they come for his guns.

Pissed_American 10 points ago +10 / -0

Is this randy weaver ? (RIP)

TrannyClausSliceDice 3 points ago +3 / -0

Then Randy is killed when a group/ platoon of 40 brown shirts surround his home.

That’s the concern. Not much you can do if your outnumbered and “out weaponed” significantly.

MAGA0729 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm so fucking sick of hearing about the dreaded brownshirts. The leftists only act with violence when they know their opponents can't fight back. That's why the Antifags and the Joggers won't leave the safety of their shithole cities. They'll run out of Fedbois real quick, and then 40 obese trannies isn't scary. Let them come.

Libertas_Vel_Mors 1 point ago +1 / -0

...depends. If it happens enough times without stopping, the authorities run out of volunteers.

Wolverines556 15 points ago +15 / -0

Swat team stacked outside Randy's door. A battering ram at the ready. They hear music from inside. Ghost team, standby.

"I like pina coladas And getting caught in the rain"

The door opens on its own.

MyPersonalExp 9 points ago +9 / -0


“You’re in here with ME”

Liberty_Prime 56 points ago +60 / -4

Generally speaking, I'm pro law enforcement. But if anyone gets killed trying to enforce new "red flag laws," I'm likely to see it as cop suicide by citizen.

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aaafirefly123 9 points ago +12 / -3

I’m anti killing cops for just enforcing completely justifiable laws.

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shaven_llama 8 points ago +8 / -0

Many have due to the vax mandates and the fallout from the “summer of love.” Their spots have been filled by folks of a … lesser quality.

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SPEDMan64 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sounds a touch like a brother-in-law I once had...

TrannyClausSliceDice 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is there any sort of sauce (genuinely asking…) to back up the claim that majority of police officers have been charged with domestic violence?

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TrannyClausSliceDice 2 points ago +2 / -0

So…you don’t think we should have police.

You are like leftists and want to aBoLisH tHe pOLicE?

Not a smart idea.

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RBK2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yep. I lost all respect for them when they let their whole precinct building burn down in Minneapolis and did nothing to quell the riots.

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Liberty_Prime -8 points ago +2 / -10

Got one!

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Freedom_28 0 points ago +2 / -2

I’m guessing you never were a cop?

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Liberty_Prime -2 points ago +2 / -4

You apparently have an amazing 6th sense to peer into the minds of everyone on Earth.

Have you thought about starting an academy for young, talented mutants?

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Lelleck 3 points ago +3 / -0

In a Community where most citizens know each other, plus maybe a neighborhood watch, the possibility of getting assaulted/robbed/murdered, is about as unlikely as dying of covid.

The fear, that something might happen drives the people to accept law enforcement.

I don’t think that they are per se not necessary, but a community can solve most things on their own.

lolpaladins 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't worry, they'll raid your house with a swat team at 3am. IF you defend your life, as you should, and take out one or two of the fascists on your way out, they'll just paint you in the news as a radical extremist alt-right and proof that we need MORE gun control.

publius1788 45 points ago +45 / -0

Normies think red flag laws will be used justly, but lefties know this is what will happen. They just want a back door way to ban guns.

SorosHasBallsackEyes 6 points ago +6 / -0

Not sure why this guy's post was deleted, but it might have something to do with him gargling ballsacks.

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Jackhererer 33 points ago +33 / -0

I'm guessing anyone who watches fox, oann, and Newsmax will be red flagged as mentally ill.

lurkwellmyfriends 26 points ago +26 / -0

Fox and Newsmax would gladly turn in their audience to please leftist advertisers.

That's the beast.

4DHopscotch 8 points ago +8 / -0

Fox and Newsvaxx? Most definitely mental

PresidentBidet 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or anyone against drag queen story time.

reversethefraud 30 points ago +31 / -1

GOA needs to step it up. This is not particularly good.

This is Jane

Jane is a radical progressive.

Jane is constantly in Steve's face with her hatred of America.

Steve rightfully calls on his local authorities to put a Red Flag on Jane for her hate speech and her ghost gun. He says she should not be believed when she tells them she has no gun. She really does have a nice rifle, and Steve knows she recently did some gardening.

Konsaki 7 points ago +7 / -0

Steve states he overheard Jane talking about guns and acting irrationally.

Completely true, cause Jane hates guns and has to talk about hating them, which is irrational.

Lying to the cops will get you in trouble since you're not a cocksucking progressive.

reversethefraud 1 point ago +1 / -0

How can they prove Jane didn't actually have a ghost gun?

Konsaki 1 point ago +1 / -0

Exactly, there's no choice for the police but to raid Jane's house to make sure she's 'safe'.

Oldpederaulfuerte 20 points ago +21 / -1

Last panel: Randy bunkers himself within his well fortified perimeter and eliminates all threats to himself, his family, and his God given rights. After his neighbors flank and roll up any remaining resistance they combine forces and descend upon his local government complex and hold a tribunal and execute those that illegally authorized this infringement. Sic Semper Tyrannis.

covok48 11 points ago +14 / -3

This is a fantasy.

Pissed_American 11 points ago +11 / -0

Don't let your dreams just stay memes

Oldpederaulfuerte 7 points ago +7 / -0

Sounds like you need to start meeting with your neighbors and building a local organization of like minded individuals.

collegepede 2 points ago +2 / -0

keep going, i'm almost there. jokes aside, this is the dream after paying corporate dues to gather funds.

Prometheus76 18 points ago +18 / -0

This will also bring a gun discussion into every divorce. Divorce will mean confiscation, because the man will be accused of menacing or threatening or just the fact that he has guns means he was (is) a threat so the guns will be confiscated.

ListenFat7 9 points ago +9 / -0

This happened to me. My ex accused me of being menacing and saying she didn’t feel safe around me. Even called the cops on me for no reason. She had no proof and she just used it as an excuse. Never so much as raised a finger at her in the 7 years we were together and no record whatsoever. Fortunately everyone saw right through it, but she tried it

HeavyMetalPatriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

THIS x 1000!!

In the LA courthouses, you see 3-5 "domestic violence" hearings for divorces in at least a dozen "family law" courtrooms every day every week and its been that way for many, many years. In Commiefornia, domestic violence means anything the woman and her lawyer wants it to mean. "I'm scared for no reason" is a perfect reason for a restraining order on a man.

MAGA men are going to be TOTALLY FUCKED by this law.

Just like the GOP intended!!

Concerned__Citizen 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is why you get like 8 mil plastic, slather the shit out of your rifles with cosmoline, wrap, and bury a few of them for later.

based_trekkie 16 points ago +16 / -0

They forgot the part where because he was red flagged they "let him go" at the place he works as it was disruptive to his work...

CMDRConanAAnderson 13 points ago +13 / -0

I'll keep explaining it this way every time I see it: red flag laws force you to be a perfect citizen in order to keep your guns. Mess up once or get in a fight with someone once in your lifetime and suddenly you're on the other side. This is the exact opposite of what the Founding Fathers intended when they wrote the 2A, being perfect citizens wasn't the criteria for owning guns EVER.

Dirk_Diggler 13 points ago +13 / -0

Just like witch burning.

KrellKrypto 12 points ago +13 / -1

the officers are never forced to do anything. You can just not do it....

the laws have no teeth if the cops would have the balls to stand up to them

AlcoholicRetard 10 points ago +10 / -0

That’s essentially what happened when I got red flagged, the cops just knocked on my door and asked me if I had any thoughts about harming myself or others and I said no and they were basically like “Cool, you seem normal.” and left.

KrellKrypto 4 points ago +4 / -0

a cop with common sense?!?!

sad that is the point we are at....

The_Litehaus_Abides 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thank you. That part of the infographic really stood out and annoyed the hell out of me.

KrellKrypto 5 points ago +5 / -0

same. the amount of simping done for the cops and militarily is absurd to me.

god bless

Bohemyth_2 8 points ago +8 / -0

I have a couple in laws who really hate my anti jab stance and are really pissed at my embrace of "ultra" MAGA

my offense will be my first amendment right.

this is how easy it''s looking for them.

LauriThorne 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do you live in a state with a red flag law currently? Do you live in a state that would have passed a red flag law if only there was federal funding for it?

There is no actual federally mandated red flag law, just a fund and requirements to get that funding if a state passes a red flag law.

The other insane shit like adding juvenile misdemeanors to NICS and making it more difficult for states ro restore your rights is of much bigger concern.

trumpisgodandsavior 6 points ago +10 / -4

So I assume we're moving the goal post again.

Because they have came for our guns

RabidZoo 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm glad I work with a bunch of based guys. No Janes for us!

Faintlight [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Could be a neighbor or ex too.

3rdAccount 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just flood the number and call in your neighborhood thugs, police, socialist, and unstable leftie.

lurkwellmyfriends 5 points ago +5 / -0

In a just world, Jane would need to defend herself from Randy.

SteveRogers42 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don’t post 2A pictures online. The French Resistance didn’t publish pictures of their [email protected] and make it easy for the Gestapo to track them down.

Taqiyya_Mockingbird 4 points ago +4 / -0


InternationalSpy007 4 points ago +4 / -0


Randy does not get to face his accuser, or even know who she is.


without due process, or even ANY crime being committed, his rights and property are taken from him.

But don't worry guys, its just "common sense gun control"

SurrenderFreeman 4 points ago +4 / -0

Or... here's a great idea, don't post shit on stupid lefty social media with your fucking name attached to it.

SEMOPatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

For me the infographic will end at step three.

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InternationalSpy007 3 points ago +3 / -0

GOA boss: We need you to make a gun rights infographic

GOA intern: OK, boss, you want me to have the sections go in any logical order?

GOA: No. Start at the top right like normal, but then go down, then have the bottom row go left to right, then have it go up, then go right to left, then have it end in the middle of the top row.

GOA intern: Um, are you sure boss?

GOA boss: Positive, they'll love it

GOA intern: 🤔

Double_O 3 points ago +3 / -0

then Jane goes missing... <-- heard this in a bar of Biden supporters...

medicpatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Randy, now angry from having his rights violated, gets his 3d printer or his shovel to unbury one of many caches he has prepared, buys a laptop with cash and looks up home addresses on a public wifi using a VPN and torr….see…it’s just going to make people MORE likely to do bad things.

Pearls_Swine 3 points ago +3 / -0

If a court/judge infringes on your rights, then did you really have them?

DefKon1 3 points ago +3 / -0

In this Scenario: Jane is a Commie. The Judge is a Commie. The Police are Commies. Commies are Bad...End Communism..🐸🇺🇲

Droford 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't post shit on social media

Global_Tornado 3 points ago +3 / -0

Where's "Shoot the cops, then drive to Jane's house and teach her to keep her fucking mouth shut."

Tommy-TD 3 points ago +3 / -0

Also. Randy should really reconsider what he posts on social media.

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selode79 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump probably would too, no true Constitutionalists seem to exist in the main stream.... Super sad...

ListenFat7 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck around and find out…

Truglow 3 points ago +3 / -0

Randy loses his shit and goes though every judicial position.

AmericanScholar373 2 points ago +2 / -0

By definition, progressive is the opposite of radical....they are not radicals, we are.

BarneyFranksNipples 2 points ago +2 / -0

To be safe, we should not only stop pushing red flag laws, but no one should employee radical progressives… just to be safe.

MakinBacon 2 points ago +2 / -0

guns go to jail, randy finds a way to hunt down jane and grevious bodily harm, win?

ConstitutionNailedIt 2 points ago +2 / -0

This literally scares the shit outa me.

Done_With_This_Shit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jane has an abusive ex, Dan, that stalks her. She sought therapy to learn to seek out healthier relationships, and was also diagnosed with mild depression and anxiety. She has a frightening encounter with her ex, when he hides in the bushes near her house and tries to force entry as she returns from work one night. He is arrested and immediately released. Shaken, she tries to buy a gun to defend herself. She is informed that her name has been entered into a database by her mental health provider due to her depression diagnosis. She is unable to purchase a gun. Dan kicks in her door two weeks later and stabs her 57 times.

Dialectic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cops are pretty gay

MythArcana 2 points ago +2 / -0

This Jane bitch sure gets around. She was just terrorizing some poor sap she was dating yesterday, now she moved the assault to the work environment where she'll be backed by the mostly fat, but definitely retarded, HR department.

Poor Randy is going to have a crappy Independence Day when he shoots off some fireworks and the neighbors hear this, who are incidentally Jane's in-laws that heard the news through Jane's Facebook page. What a shitshow this will be.

klesko 2 points ago +2 / -0

Day one this gets implemented we make a twitter bot to go find leftist extremist tweets and report all of them for red flags.

unfourtunate_son 2 points ago +2 / -0

Turns out Jane just wanted to date Randy

brokentoenail 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah that's how they do everything.

yudsfpbc 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sounds like a lot of courts and cops are going to find retirement to no longer be an issue.

gunzby 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would trust red flag laws if I could trust your average person as much as a responsible gun owner.

Skyes 2 points ago +2 / -0

It it passes, this is what’s coming. Meanwhile, the elitists will live in gated communities with security and bodyguards who carry guns.

Minn2000 2 points ago +2 / -0

The police break into Randy's home in a no-knock warrant and kill him in his sleep.

SorosHasBallsackEyes 2 points ago +2 / -0

This same shit happened with title 9 (I think that the right term). Makes were persecuted for banging chicks who changed their mind the next day. It took a while, and the ship is not righted yet, but malicious prosecution and lack of due process have finally resulted in several false accusations being prosecuted belatedly.

We know this will happen here as well. Some poor bastard who just enjoys shooting at targets will get raided. And shit. Then many more will have the same thing happen. Then, finally, some dumbass tik tokker will post a video of herself boasting about framing the guy, and we will have Johnny Depp 2.0.

It doesn't need to be like this. The left went full retard, and it will end up costing everyone.

Fractional 2 points ago +2 / -0

Another aspect that people dont get... Once the protection order is issued and executed, military/government/event regular workers will then potentially experience issues with their jobs and/or experience being fired because "rEaSonS"

America_No_1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Be Randy...always have a couple of used Glocks on hand when police come to seize your guns...with the other thousand stashed out of the eyes of the law.

Helke9 2 points ago +2 / -0

There are also going to also be a lot of leftists getting red flags called on them. Statistically they are more likely to be mentally ill.