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Fignugent 414 points ago +417 / -3

vice president AND a biologist?

she's so talented and brave

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BunkerHill 118 points ago +118 / -0

She is brilliant

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EvolutionIsFake 111 points ago +111 / -0

I just listened to the whole clip.

How can a sane rational person not think she's a total idiotic moron, especially when you consider the context of that clip is abortion.

This woman is sooo so stupid

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User_X 43 points ago +43 / -0

I'm glad no men were harmed in the creation of "the camel". It was a straight up lesbian birth, lol.

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Hanging_Chad 8 points ago +8 / -0

Sir, where is your other chromosome?

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Fundles 8 points ago +8 / -0

I have an extra one i can give to him.

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marvinthehaggler 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ahem. That's xir.

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FromSethWithLove 3 points ago +3 / -0

Turner's Syndrome?

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I_Got_Hairy_Legs 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is the plot of Jurassic World

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NateBedfordForrest 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was going harder towards the Planet of the Apes direction. But I can recognize your validation.

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SHILL_DETECTOR 28 points ago +28 / -0

She is making the point that she should have been aborted?

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-f-b-i- 31 points ago +32 / -1

Her mom had chosen life. Mistakes happen.

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SHILL_DETECTOR 5 points ago +5 / -0

Or her father or grandfather put their foot down, mistakenly.

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EvolutionIsFake 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's a feasible interpretation

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Handshake2 21 points ago +21 / -0

Fact is everyone KNOWS, very very few deny that she's a total idiotic moron. Hence her 1% popularity.

The cabal must be propped up at all costs.

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CrispyQuesoSalami 15 points ago +15 / -0

Fluff and filler words trying to make herself sound insightful and deep.

She talks like an overinflated resume, where the person has little experience and a limited skill set but are trying to make it seem like they do. The discerning eye would immediately read a couple lines, see the bullshit and toss it right into the trash. But this is America, whats left of it, in this The Foul Year of Our Lord 2020 2: The Saga Continues: Wutang.

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EvolutionIsFake 1 point ago +1 / -0

I agree, but she was a prosecuting attorney, so she must have had some semblance of intelligence at some point

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Simple_Question 9 points ago +9 / -0

I got 10sec in and had to close it

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NotMyPresident2021 4 points ago +4 / -0

It just got worse. I need ear bleach now.

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Hckyhillbilly 8 points ago +8 / -0

No coconut rituals. Could be mistaken for dancing.

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Lt-Aldo-Raine 6 points ago +6 / -0

| Do Baptists have a coconut-breaking ritual?

No, but during certain hymns, our hands are raised so high to the Lord, we could easily harvest coconuts.

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MauserShooter 2 points ago +3 / -1

Raise your hands during worship?

What are you some kind of Pentecostal?

You probably dance around saying gibberish.

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Kek_Johnson 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yesterday I learned that coconuts are mammals. They are hairy and they produce milk.

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Kek_Johnson 4 points ago +4 / -0

They are nuts so yeah... probably one of the other 72 genders.

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SHILL_DETECTOR 4 points ago +4 / -0

Break a coconut open on a black slaves head?

*108 coconuts on 108 black slaves heads

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PrairieRaine88 3 points ago +3 / -0

No, we just break bread together.

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Kenrailae 15 points ago +15 / -0

Fuck I came here to say this. You win this time.

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Latin_Patriot_MAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

well, who would say, Kamala is smart, she's a biologist.

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Markstrosity 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did you say ice cream?

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Liberals_R_Idiots 2 points ago +2 / -0

Stunning!

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raytwentynine 187 points ago +187 / -0

I had a mom and a grandmom too

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BunkerHill 119 points ago +119 / -0

No way! That's crazy. Me too!!!

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IncredibleMrE1 62 points ago +63 / -1

Whoa, that is so weird! Me three!

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DaninElkhart 47 points ago +47 / -0

I had, like, four great-grandmothers!

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toasty867 24 points ago +24 / -0

Me too! How I this possible? What are the chances? 🤔 think kameltoe is a mathematician as well and can tell us?

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AOCs_tits_4ever 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is the kind of unity they promised. Getting all of us to realize that we had moms, and grandmoms. Wow.

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SHILL_DETECTOR 15 points ago +15 / -0

My grandmothers both aborted my mother and father!

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Magabirdlady2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hahaha 😝

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IMPedie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hell ya

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bluto36 28 points ago +28 / -0

WHAT????? this changes everything

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SHILL_DETECTOR 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lololo

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Original_Martian 6 points ago +6 / -0

Boot -edge -edge

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TravelingSalesman 2 points ago +2 / -0

N comes after H

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bangbus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Not Kamala though. Just one for her. It’s why she’s so smart.

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TravelingSalesman 4 points ago +4 / -0

Her other grandmother transitioned to a bowl of Fruit Loops.

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Hckyhillbilly 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you were a black/Indian/ whore you would have all the qualities needed to be Xiden’s vp.

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gillonba 128 points ago +130 / -2

Did she just ASSUME their genders?

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BunkerHill 25 points ago +25 / -0

Bigot!

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Amaroq64 23 points ago +23 / -0

It's worse than that.

She assumed her own gender!

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RaberContour 13 points ago +13 / -0

Intense Transphobia

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 8 points ago +8 / -0

Literally shaking right now.

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Inquisitor_Corvus 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m in my cry closet, xir.

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Krat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Your supposed to be assigned one in wokergarten drag time

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DeplorableLA 97 points ago +97 / -0

Should there be a minimum IQ for pres and VP?

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stratocaster_patriot 57 points ago +57 / -0

Yes and for voting

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Midgeba 20 points ago +20 / -0

Agreed. There should be SOME standards for being able to vote.

Granted, there are absolutely NO standards right now. Being alive, being a citizen, nothing.

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GEOTUSMAGA 12 points ago +12 / -0

there should be standards

There used to be, but we amended them away.

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_Eric_Ciaramella_ 5 points ago +6 / -1

That's when America fell

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GEOTUSMAGA 3 points ago +4 / -1

Your DVers are part of that low standards group.

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Parhelion12 3 points ago +5 / -2

Property ownership.

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TheDTOMDon 6 points ago +6 / -0

I’ll settle for a net contributor to taxes. If you take more than you give your decisions will only be to continue feeding on the rest of society.

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Midgeba 2 points ago +2 / -0

100%!

It's like one of the states letting prisoners vote. No, if you're a fucking criminal, you don't get to help set the laws, you fucking retard. Insanity.

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TravelingSalesman 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nobody really owns property.

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Simple_Doot 7 points ago +8 / -1

No. Then the apparatus that tests official IQ for voting purposes becomes corrupted and weaponized.

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Skogin 4 points ago +4 / -0

It is a pickle.

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love_and_peace 1 point ago +1 / -0

I agree, I don't want to have to answer questions like "Jan 6 was a violent insurrection" in order to vote. Maybe generic IQ tests wouldn't be politically biased or anything, but the amount of retarded liberals that would pass i

Maybe either pay a set amount to vote, be a net tax payer, or maybe even volunteering for a set amount of hours of county-specific community work (jury duty would count). That would still allow the poor or handicapped, who want to improve their community, to vote.

A community-work system would likely be overtaken and corrupt by libs, but maybe it could be done in a bi-partisan way like poll watching (which has totally not been corrupted, amirite?).

Libs are the party of activists, so it might not effect them too much. Soros could easily fund these people to do community work anyways.

Nothing matters until the voting process is done fully in-person and bulletproofed. It needs to be hard to exploit the process, obvious when you do, and harsh actual convictions.

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ThisIsMAGAcuntry 22 points ago +22 / -0

I think there should be minimum IQ for all politicians and people in power. The US army has the most data on IQ in the world. They reject 10% based off of that. 10% of people are so fucking dumb that they are too much of a liability than to die for their country. Yet the likes of Stacey Abrams, Maxine Waters and that idiot who thought we could tilt Guam by having too many people on it, are still allowed in office.

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Vlad_The_Impaler 7 points ago +7 / -0

LOL

I do recall some moron concerned that islands would tip over from global warming

Hank Johnson. Was a demoKKKrat from Georgia. HAHAHA

Guam will Capsize and Tip Over into the ocean Hank Johnson https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cesSRfXqS1Q

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ThisIsMAGAcuntry 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's the one. Absolute retard. It was obviously not a joke, as he claimed.

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SHILL_DETECTOR 5 points ago +5 / -0

Stacey Abrams is not retarded, unfortunately.

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Skogin 11 points ago +11 / -0

She’s gastronomically gifted.

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SHILL_DETECTOR 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dominion will make her president at some point

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Theannihilatrixx 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also cardiovascular-different

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Magabirdlady2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just communist.

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JerryNadlerBeltFund 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, it just so happens that she has a minimal IQ. Does that count?

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IMPedie 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL

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conservativefrank 1 point ago +1 / -0

The issue is not stupidity. The issue is evil. Stupid people didn't steal the WH.

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BigMikesIke 8 points ago +8 / -0

Now you understand why they chose her. Impeach Biden get this complete waste of air

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Vlad_The_Impaler 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Constitution used to have the RUNNER UP to the presidential election become the VP.

It didn't last long. Outside of the original Bill of Rights (first 10 amendments) this one was second (12th overall).

Election of President and Vice President https://constitutioncenter.org/interactive-constitution/amendment/amendment-xii

Passed by Congress December 9, 1803. Ratified June 15, 1804. The 12th Amendment changed a portion of Article II, Section 1. A portion of the 12th Amendment was changed by the 20th Amendment

I see advantages and disadvantages to it. The advantage being that the impeachment of the president gets you someone who isn't a lackey. The disadvantage is a good president having an ideological enemy attending confidential and important White House meetings. A spy. Infiltrator.

It passed during Thomas Jefferson's presidency. So Washington had Adams. Adams had Jefferson. Jefferson had Burr. I wonder if conflict between Jefferson and Burr led to the decision to change it. Did Washington and Adams get along well? Adams and Jefferson? I think Adams and Jefferson were ideologically opposed on many issues.

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IMPedie 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think Adams and Jefferson were ideologically opposed on many issues. THEY REALLY LIKED EACH OTHER but TOTALLY OPPOSITE POLITICALLY

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4DHopscotch 2 points ago +2 / -0

The younger, darker sequel

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TravelingSalesman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Like drivers license tests. I wouldn't be surprised if a literal turnip could pass it.

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Rosarian 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's currently the ability to fog a mirror

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POTUS_DonnieJ 63 points ago +63 / -0

I wonder if she also knows that shes the daughter of a man and even the granddaughter of a man.

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YaharaRiver 14 points ago +14 / -0

Baby steps! 😂

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dml2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

How could you possibly know this? Are you a biologist?

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that_sound 3 points ago +3 / -0

"and even the granddaughter of a man"

2 men, I think. I am not a mathologist.

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Schwungle 2 points ago +2 / -0

The way her grand parents are being referred to here it sounds like she only has one grandmother and grandfather, which would make her parents siblings.

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TRUMPoverturnedROE 30 points ago +33 / -3

Obama was just as idiotic as Kamala is. All of his off-script speeches were exactly like this.

The difference today is that Trump exposed these idiots, and only NPCs take any Democrat seriously anymore.

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AOCDickPics 18 points ago +18 / -0

IF IF IF IF IF IF OKIE DOKIE

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GEOTUSMAGA 7 points ago +7 / -0

You missed a golden opportunity

Bonus: if you just ripped that bing bong, put it on 0.75x and enjoy the ride.

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NC_patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

He shorted out.

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jdog 1 point ago +1 / -0

He could give a great speech though/s

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malooch 25 points ago +25 / -0

It’s not a constitutional right. Fucking vipers, how they manipulate language for their sheep followers to eat up.

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Filetsmignon 10 points ago +10 / -0

Keep in mind she's the former ATTORNEY GENERAL of California. She knows damn well it's not a Constitutional Right. They keep saying this purposefully.

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malooch 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yup. Back in the days of when the media considered her “Indian American” before she magically became black in 2020 lol

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KINGOJ007 19 points ago +19 / -0

She must be really good at sucking dick because she is retarded.

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Oskar 7 points ago +7 / -0

I bet she's terrible at that too, she's just the only girl in the room that would do it.

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SilentGuardian 4 points ago +4 / -0

Needed the laugh..and I'm still laughing. Straight to the point, well done.

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bubadmt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Very succinct and accurate.

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macrolinx 1 point ago +1 / -0

that's how her john's liked it.

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Ez_mac 17 points ago +17 / -0

What do you mean WOMAN you transphobe!

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JerryNadlerBeltFund 16 points ago +16 / -0

No matter what the topic, she always sounds like the kid who didn't do his homework.

I mean. . . think about it. . . I am a person. . . my parents were also people. They were older than me, because they were born BEFORE me, which made me younger than them when I was born. . . And now, 60 years later, I'm STILL younger than my parents, even though I'm older than they were when they had me. It boggles the mind just to think about it. . . But back then I was really young. . . like just born young. . . cackle cackle cackle. . . . I mean, it's amazing when you try to wrap your mindbrainthoughs around it. . . And that's what democracy means to me.

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Pepper2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hahahahhahaa, that actually got me laughing out loud

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ughicanteven 11 points ago +11 / -0

what a retard

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TheGreatAbramsGap 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hey! She is the daughter of a woman...give her a break!

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NvJohansson 11 points ago +11 / -0

She's a lawyer ? No way she passed the bar exam.

Probably under the desk blowing the guy who was writing it for her.

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Ricky_CIA 6 points ago +6 / -0

Diversity programs hurt everyone.

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Philhelm 3 points ago +3 / -0

The hardest part is probably being in a position to spend three years going through law school.

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South_Florida_Guy 10 points ago +10 / -0

Deep Thotts

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GodKingHarambe 10 points ago +10 / -0

Brown Jumanji Jackson perplexed

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Midgeba 5 points ago +5 / -0

The Predator!

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1776DeusVult 3 points ago +3 / -0

Her skull appears longer than the predators, but thank you for making this connection I have been unable to not see it all along

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Easzq8 9 points ago +9 / -0

How did she know they were women?

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cbonez416 6 points ago +6 / -0

She figured out what a woman was. Wow. Give her a metal.

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bubadmt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Normally I'd correct that spelling, but metal seems more fitting. Fact-check: TRUE.

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cbonez416 1 point ago +1 / -0

haha thank you and yes!! I'll leave it bc KEK

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yurimodin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Granddaughter of a woman, who owned slaves..........WTF is with these people they act like sperm is just flying around in the air like hemp pollen.

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airborne3502 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pass on to your daughter that oral sex doesn't cause pregnancy.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 5 points ago +5 / -0

Stupid fucking bitch! I had a Great Grandma!

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TraitorJoes 5 points ago +5 / -0

I didn't realize she had a degree in biology.

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CerebralPimp 5 points ago +5 / -0

I can haz cheesburger?

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Jackhererer 5 points ago +5 / -0

And fries and a shake too

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ThePatriotGames2016 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'd like her to define "woman" please.

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Ebbie8708 5 points ago +5 / -0

She’s still a giant cunt tho. Pardon my language but holy cow this broad..

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wiombims 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, but in this particular case I find myself agreeing with her. Her grandmother should have had an abortion and failing that, her mother should definitely have aborted her but here we are thanks to two pro-life extremists. Stuck with the retarded byproducts. If you'd have sucked as much old man dick as she has to get to the top, you might wish you were never born too.

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Ebbie8708 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don’t even listen watch whatever. I just think she’s the biggest cunt in politics. At least Hilary is fun to meme. Kamala is the worst

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cantrememberpassword 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Our daughter."

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Smarmcastic 4 points ago +4 / -0

Instructional video on how to say nothing in 5000 words or more.

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ParticleCannon 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's horrifically transphobic.

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TheSonOfGadsden 4 points ago +4 / -0

And I’m the son of a man. And the grandson of a man. Fucking clown.

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IvIA6A 4 points ago +4 / -0

They're not sending their best

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ForsakenForeskin 4 points ago +4 / -0

cackling intensifies

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ghost_of_aswartz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck you bitch. It's birthing person and grand birthing person now

You right wing nazi word cunt

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Seruna_Kanus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Does she know that in Africa, an hour passes every 60 minutes?

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WoodChipperGoesBRRR 3 points ago +3 / -0

Heels-up Harris never fails to spew blatantly obvious word-salad truths in an attempt to sound intelligent. I wonder hoe many libtards she fools?

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DonttrustChina 3 points ago +3 / -0

This would be obvious to most people, but among liberals it needs specifying, they believe you can be the child of two men.

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symptomatic 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was born at a very young age

-Kamala Harris (probably)

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never42 2 points ago +3 / -1

Yeah, but is she the great granddaughter of a woman too??? HOW CAN WE KNOW?!

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youknowthething76 2 points ago +2 / -0

What is a woman, what does daughter mean and what does 'she' mean?

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chahn1138 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cocksucking Wisdom.

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OnlyTrump20 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dumb as a box of rocks.

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blueballs43 2 points ago +2 / -0

HEY KAMALA, REALLY GIRL YOU NEED TO CALL KETANJI BROWN JACKSON!
SHE NEED YOUR HELP GIRL!

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RecreationalNyquil 2 points ago +2 / -0

In September 2018, it was reported that in 2015, two psychiatrists and other training officers had raised concerns about Noor's fitness for police duty.

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dirtymikeandthebois 2 points ago +2 / -0

I always knew she was a bigot. We've all been scammed

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SilentGuardian 2 points ago +2 / -0

She's an embarrassment that just doesn't stop.

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AnonymousShitPoster 2 points ago +2 / -0

is there an inverse correlation between IQ and how well women gobble cock?

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MobileDev4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

She has to be a retarded Lizard person

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Id10tech 2 points ago +2 / -0

What dis dumb bitch talkin bout?

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systemoverlord1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

Clearly over qualified!

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Patriot_Dave 2 points ago +2 / -0

Show me where in the Constitution that it even comes near to talking about reproduction. Ill save you the time. IT DOESNT YOU DAFT CUNT!