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TrumpWonByALandslide 28 points ago +28 / -0

RIP Elmo

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UncleBoobs 14 points ago +14 / -0

burn in Hell, Elmo

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Quietam_Unum 4 points ago +4 / -0

How I learned to love Sesame St. puppets: A while ago during talk of withdrawing taxpayer funding for PBS (which doesn't even own Sesame St.) the lib-tards went ape-shit crazy. A bunch of them showed up in D.C. with their puppets on hand to protest (nonexistent) cuts.

This struck me as the perfect metaphor for liberals' existence; puppets with someone's fist up their ass manipulating them.

Thanks, muppets!

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Bohemyth_2 7 points ago +8 / -1

does "keep elmo healthy" mean he can get the coof but be grateful to be jabbed?

does elmo's dad louie know that pediatricians think masks and jabs work?

against science.

elmo's fake ass fits right in with clown world

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NoJoeBribem 2 points ago +2 / -0

Came here to say just that !

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ghost_of_aswartz 15 points ago +15 / -0

Elmo just died of muppocarditis

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powershellder 6 points ago +6 / -0

VAERS was created as part of a compromise for manufacturer immunity.

Injuries would be compensated by a special fund, and manufacturers were supposed to create an annual safety report.

No such report has been created in over 30 years.

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empiretc 8 points ago +8 / -0

Elmo is a pedo....

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ObamasLooseButthole 9 points ago +9 / -0

He's 3 years old...

The puppeteer probably is though.

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empiretc 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes- remember the news story--> Kevin Clash 2012

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thetiff 7 points ago +7 / -0

Well, you're a stuffed animal, so...

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lordvon 1 point ago +5 / -4

no blood vessels to clot

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wethedownvoted 6 points ago +6 / -0

Elmo: credible medical expert

Robert Malone MD: quack conspiracy theorist

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sustainable_saltmine 6 points ago +6 / -0

Why is Elmo worrying about the "health of people around him"? It's THEIR responsibility to take care of themselves, not Elmo's, and besides, a real vaccine would mean they're protected no matter what Elmo did

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MakeFreedomRing 6 points ago +6 / -0

So when are they gonna start teaching kids about myocarditis and its symptoms?

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Rerun1Central 6 points ago +6 / -0

Elmo talks by shoving a hand up his ass and forcing his lips to move, like john mccain

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DeadOverRed 4 points ago +4 / -0

Elmo is just as smart as your average MD

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WhatUCan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek!!!

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pullofthemoon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh thank God, an imaginary parent talked to an imaginary doctor before getting a shot for his imaginary son, and nothing bad happened. Sign me up!

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Kholland65 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is actually totally illegal, not that anyone will be prosecuted for it. You cannot advertise pharmaceutical and medical procedures directly to children.

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WhatUCan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is this true?

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HawkDriverMN 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wow. I was firmly on the anti vax side before now but damn if they didn’t change my mind.

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1984_is_here 4 points ago +4 / -0

Elmo's doctor also said that if "he" decided he wanted to be a "she", the doctor would give him puberty blockers and chop his dick off. Some doctors are full of shit and shouldn't be trusted.

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secretbern 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now Elmo’s sterile.

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Keiichi81 2 points ago +2 / -0

"It's okay to have questions about the COVID-19 vaccine."

"I have questions about the vaccine."

"STFU YOU SCIENCE-DENYING BIGOT AND GET YOUR JAB!"

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Fignugent 2 points ago +4 / -2

Why doesn't elmo have 2 mommies

What the fuck are they teaching kids. I'm out

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Oback_Barama 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can’t market fucking Tylenol like this!

Hey kids, take this! It’s always 100% good for you! Why not take a booster too! The more the better!

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needleandrope 2 points ago +2 / -0

Elmo is a Muppet, muppets don't have blood, they don't need vaccines.

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BlacknWhite 1 point ago +1 / -0

Things that didnt happen..

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Novus 2 points ago +2 / -0

https://twitter.com/elmo/status/1541778204129742850

I'm sorry to destroy your childhood.

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BlacknWhite 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sheeeit I thought it was just hypothetical propaganda. Nope it’s just straight propaganda.

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Yeti2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Rofl, welcome to 🤡 🌎

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TexasPiper 1 point ago +1 / -0

You can trace the downfall of Sesame Street to the rise of Elmo.

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HeavenlyTrumpets 0 points ago +1 / -1

True.

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elementaryMyDearFags 1 point ago +1 / -0

Muppet babies was the only thing I liked with the Sesame St characters. Sesame St came out in 1969. Elmo wasn't even around then. Fuck the Elmo character. Elmo was never relevant.

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elementaryMyDearFags 1 point ago +1 / -0

Muppet babies was the only thing I liked with the Sesame St characters. Sesame St came out in 1969. Elmo wasn't even around then. Fuck the Elmo character. Elmo was never relevant.

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Winner45 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you’re old enough to read that you’re not the target audience. What a retarded Twitter account.

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Yeti2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Elmo got a BIG heart!

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CJean2014 1 point ago +1 / -0

I always taught my kids those are puppets. Not reality.

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entERmyMAtrix 1 point ago +1 / -0

Treating adults like kindergartners still, I see.

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Letfreedom_zing 1 point ago +1 / -0

The irony is that Elmo doesn't breath and doesn't wear masks in the show. People are fucking retarded falling for this shit.

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FrankWisner 1 point ago +1 / -0

Serial Fabricator confirmed.

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Cavemantrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

🔥👹🔥💀🤡💀🤡💀

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Skycow 1 point ago +1 / -0

I heard he died suddenly and the cause of death is still unknown

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coolhandcuke 1 point ago +1 / -0

My mom liked Sesame Street back when her kids watched it, but she always made fun of Elmo for referring to himself in the third person. She had a point.

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DoneWithThisShit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Should we start developing the new kids show we will need when Sesame Street producers are put on trial and sent to prison for participating in the global poisoning campaign?