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Cianevalies 171 points ago +171 / -0

Yeah we wont be having that sort of talk at this hearing , let’s move on

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DickTick 23 points ago +23 / -0

That shit doesn't work anymore though and they still haven't figured that out yet, so every bit of this shit is only damaging themselves, which has already been evident, but simply refer back to step 2 and now you have the snake eating its own tail.

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SouthernParadise 11 points ago +12 / -1

It took me 10 years to get my parents to stop watching cnn and abc. My mom would say the most outrageous things and I’d ask her where she got that info from. The media screams the click bait crap out loud and most older folk fall for it. They’re in their 70’s and even my mom finally said to me…communism is coming isn’t it.

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mugatucrazypills 3 points ago +3 / -0

Took my dad about 5 years

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K-Harbour 2 points ago +2 / -0

This testimony is smoke screening for something......

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SouthernParadise 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pointing out that the dems are destroying themselves by losing lifelong democrats? Smokescreen for what exactly?

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DixMcCoy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tell your parents internet stranger giving them much love.

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AlcoholicRetard 9 points ago +9 / -0

That shit doesn't work anymore though

Well I guess I know more stupid people than you because it seems to work perfectly on most people I know.

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MightyEighth 6 points ago +6 / -0

The amount of normies I know who believe that women have a constitutional right to an abortion let me know their tactics work

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Whoopies_tds 2 points ago +2 / -0

ABC and propaganda reader David Muir spent 15 minutes on it tonight

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based_trekkie 2 points ago +2 / -0

It worked when we cared more about being polite than right....

More polite THAN right....

Fuck that PERFECTLY describes the limp dick "polite" RINOS!

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sgt_richard 10 points ago +10 / -0

The opponent’s goal is not to be correct; it’s to be loud.

"It's more important to be morally right than factually correct" - aoc.

Unfortunately their morals just north of dog shit.

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DixMcCoy 2 points ago +2 / -0

"It's more important to be morally right than factually correct" - aoc.

I 'member. Does everyone else here 'member? Some Marxist bullshit, that was.

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Johnrgalt 9 points ago +9 / -0

How’s that saying go? Is it: A lie makes it halfway around the world before the truth gets out of bed”?

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SorosHasBallsackEyes 3 points ago +3 / -0

When the truth gets out of bed, it grabs the 9 it had tucked under the pillow.

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ShyRipley 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's moments like this where I am like WOW maybe I really am in The Matrix cause only a massive glitch in the data stream could account for something as crazy as this. :D

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doug2 3 points ago +4 / -1

Come on man quit being retarded

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keeponwinning 2 points ago +3 / -1

If she isn't charged for lying under oath, then it was intentional just to get more people to watch.

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Build_Back_Bankrupt 5 points ago +5 / -0

Except she didn't witness it in person, her testimony is hearsay.

If they can prove nobody ever told her the story then that's another issue, but I have a feeling nobody will do the legwork to prove it.

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keeponwinning 2 points ago +2 / -0

There's a reason they called her and not the person who told her the story. They knew it wasn't true, and she likely did too.

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NC_patriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yep, the damage is already done. Sheep at work were talking about it and of course believing it.

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ProudKoreanAmerican 18 points ago +18 / -0

Share this everywhere. There's going to be incredible pressure on Peter to shut up, or for the source to be outted, or for the agents to suddenly have charges enacted on their loved ones. This news is leaking out right now and causing insane damage to the committee's reputation.

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doug2 1 point ago +1 / -0

You vastly over estimate this. No one cared either way and it will be a he said she said kavanaaaaaa

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Deplora 1 point ago +1 / -0

I had Bret Baier on when he read the breaking news about Peter Alexander's statement. A few minutes later, he was in the middle of talking to somebody about today's testimony, and got another update, reporting that Fox News had independently verified Alexander's info about what the SS agents said.

No, I don't normally watch Baier (his fluorescent fake teeth creep me out!), but sometimes I don't get around to changing the channel right away after The Five, which is pretty solid now that Jeanine Pirro is a regular.

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Deplora 1 point ago +1 / -0

He was in an SUV accident with his family on vacation 2-3 years ago. Airbags went off and his voice was clearly damaged for quite a while after that. He's never really had a neck, but he also looked very bloated for a long time after the accident, and I suspect he was on corticosteroids to try to control lung and throat inflammation resulting from breathing in the toxic airbag cloud. He's looking and sounding healthier now, but the teeth are just nuts. Most of the Fox talking heads have fake white teeth -- caps, veneers, etc -- but his and occasional contributor Lisa Boothe's are in scary alien territory. No human ever had real teeth that color.

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Trump2024 0 points ago +1 / -1

...causing insane damage to the committee's reputation.

KEK, as if!

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Hanging_Chad 11 points ago +11 / -0

Secret Service has no standing?

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Catholicpede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Deboonked!

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-jjjjjjjjjj- 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Committee is reclaiming their time.

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Msmcontrolsnarrative 77 points ago +78 / -1

Lol!

Just as I thought.

Now arrest her for lying under oath.

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IncredibleMrE1 38 points ago +40 / -2

Now arrest her for lying under oath.

Lmao

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Trump2024 2 points ago +3 / -1

And now we wait!

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K-Harbour 1 point ago +1 / -0

NO -- time for the press (and the Republicans) to start demanding an investigation of the J6 Committee.

HIPPOCAMPUS TIME AGAIN!!!!

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Trump2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, let's do that

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ProudKoreanAmerican 27 points ago +27 / -0

No.

We take back Congress.

Then we put pressure on her to give us names of everyone who pressured her. She seems weak. Let's find out who was promising her $$ or threatening a family member.

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Goldsteinbergsky 11 points ago +11 / -0

"We take back congress" She'll be dead by then. Silenced like all the others.

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Awan-CIA-Car-Lot 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hate to say it but that was my first thought too.

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K-Harbour 2 points ago +2 / -0

How do you propose to take back Congress with the current voting systems?

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Awan-CIA-Car-Lot 3 points ago +3 / -0

You may have replied to the wrong person. The first guy said take back Congress, the second guy said she'll be dead by then and I'm just agreeing that she will be offed.

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Anti-Uniparty 5 points ago +5 / -0

🧐👍

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Deplora 1 point ago +1 / -0

She definitely seemed weak, and very unconvincing. Even if she'd been saying things that I wanted to believe and already suspected were true, her squirmy fake-emotional delivery would have had me thinking "Uh oh, maybe that's not what really happened."

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K-Harbour 1 point ago +1 / -0

How do you get (or, what do you have to do) (or, what do you have to do to someone) to get them to bald face lie in front of Congress?

If you start thinking about that, things get really creepy, really quick.

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AllahFubar 5 points ago +5 / -0

I didn't watch it, but I thought I heard they were not asking witnesses statements to be taken under oath. Not positive though.

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clueless_expert 2 points ago +2 / -0

Her testimony was reminiscent of Shifty’s rendition of The Perfect Phone Call.

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seismic 60 points ago +60 / -0

Aaaand they're dead

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anotherthing 14 points ago +14 / -0

The Deep State is getting sloppy. They should have killed these two before the hearing. Now it'd be suspect.

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Junionthepipeline 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nah the dead door guard is under the radar

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TrumpoWon2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Its probably a bit hard to kill secret service agents. Much less the HEAD of the secret service. I'm sure all the dead coppers involved would create quite a story.

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referencevariable 2 points ago +2 / -0

When you call for the praetorian guard to be executed is the point where they kill **you.

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anotherthing 1 point ago +1 / -0

I remember them killing the Secretary of Commerce under Clinton.

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OGpsywar 2 points ago +2 / -0

According to these falsified chat logs, they had just been dumped by their significant-others. Obviously they would have been quite despondent. What a loss. A human tragedy really. Sociologists blame Trump and Putin.

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DonttrustChina 56 points ago +56 / -0

So the committee just won't call them and the media just won't report it.

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Tejas_Pepe 22 points ago +22 / -0

^This is how it works.

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ProudKoreanAmerican 4 points ago +5 / -1

The mainstream media won't cover it, but now this will shut up all those doubters in the middle or even Republicans who were starting to jerk off the committee.

This blows up their credibility.

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2scoops2peachmints 5 points ago +5 / -0

Still fuck the committee, people are supposed to be mad that he may have reached for the wheel? For Christ sakes he’s the President the United States, people should instead be mad that his orders were ignored and he was basically held hostage. That’s the fucking hostile take over this BS committee should be investigating. Now the video that was released that afternoon of the president telling folks to be calm and go home makes sense. No wonder he looked shook and out of place.

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DonttrustChina 1 point ago +1 / -0

Only if they actually hear about it.

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South_Florida_Guy 41 points ago +41 / -0

So does that cunt go to jail for lying to Congress now or it's just a "well, that's what I heard had happened" bunch of bullshit and she faces zero consequences?

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IncredibleMrE1 19 points ago +19 / -0

She has democrat privilege, so odds are 100% she faces no perjury charges.

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leet23 10 points ago +10 / -0

IMO what happened is they paid her off to say it/or threatened her and said if you say someone told you this what happened then you can't perjure yourself, whole thing is just BS to get a story out there so they have the headlines and people believe it. Problem they got is the story is so outlandish that most people know it stinks.

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BigguthDickuth 6 points ago +6 / -0

Trump probably called her, “Hey let’s troll Cheney, it will be the best troll really, because nobody trolls like I do. This could be the biggest troll ever actually, a glorious troll. Maybe the Secret Service would like to troll too, you know they’re really wonderful people. I like them a LOT! Beautiful people the Secret Service.”

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Deplora 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love how that man talks. It's like he has his own language, but we can understand it.

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Objectivism 4 points ago +4 / -0

She used "I was under the impression" multiple times. They coacher her hard on how to avoid perjury while still implying what she needed to.

They still won't bring any charges. The closest they have is obstruction of Congress but it's sinewy at best. They want the story. And probably some of it is true. And that will be enough regardless of whatever else isn't true but won't be cross examined.

What she should be worried about is being offed. She's the perfect victim figure and the left is obviously baiting anyone to be aggressive towards her. They tipped their hand slightly too far asking for everyone to stay seated while she was being escorted. While that's technically a valid parliamentary rule from old master at arms procedures it's pretty antiquated these days and it was used to make her out to be potentially under attack.

So that's their play.

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FireannDireach 4 points ago +4 / -0

Congress would have to recommend charges to the DOJ, who would charge the FBI to investigate, and then the Attorney General's office to bring charges.

Translation: don't hold your breath.

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MoreTorbaLessKushner 37 points ago +37 / -0

Just nuke DC already.

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South_Florida_Guy 9 points ago +10 / -1

Nah, use the one that leaves the buildings intact but wipes out all life. However, cockroaches can survive most anything so there might not be much difference anyway.

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Thelongrun 13 points ago +13 / -0

The Neutron Bomb.

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South_Florida_Guy 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's the one!

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ShyRipley 4 points ago +4 / -0

You ever hear of the neutron bomb? Destroys people - leaves buildings standing. Fits in a suitcase. It's so small, no one knows it's there until - BLAMMO. Eyes melt, skin explodes, everybody dead.

J. Frank Parnell ~ Repo Man

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DixMcCoy 1 point ago +1 / -0

MK Ultra Support Groups should probably be a thing.

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Thelongrun 3 points ago +3 / -0

Favored by real estate guys. Like Trump!

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trumpisgodandsavior 3 points ago +5 / -2

That's badass where can I buy one to test on Detroit

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Thelongrun 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think they were forced to discontinue research/building them in the '80's sometime.

We're gonna need a bigger Delorean. But not one made in modern day Detroit. If they still make them at all.

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Cyer6 1 point ago +1 / -0

Vlad???

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Thelongrun 4 points ago +4 / -0
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UnauthorizedCaranx 1 point ago +1 / -0

I rather media outlets be destroyed than DC. They have more power

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AlphaOverBetaReturns 23 points ago +23 / -0

Lies are all they have left.

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raptormissle 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lies and Evil are their platform.

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ProudKoreanAmerican 16 points ago +16 / -0

This should discredit the entire hearing. This was their star witness, and the most egregious parts of her story were just disputed by the SECRET SERVICE AGENTS.

Not only did they attempt to use hearsay, but their hearsay exploded back in their faces.

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carl7967 14 points ago +14 / -0

That's President Trump to you bud

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WassermanSchultz 13 points ago +13 / -0

NBC? When did they start doing news?

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Diotima 7 points ago +7 / -0

The Cassidy whore was so over the top the story she weaved wasn't remotely believable.

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ProudKoreanAmerican 6 points ago +6 / -0

Incoming: this guy is going to get a TON of pressure to shut up. Oh Peter, you sweet summer child. Don't you know sources are only supposed to help the Democrats?

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DZP1 12 points ago +12 / -0

Our bombshell development - we had kindergarteners think up a lie! Because we're retarded and on drugs and this is all a clownshow.

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publius1788 11 points ago +11 / -0

I am pleasantly surprised that the Secret Service would vouch for President Trump. Kind of assumed they would be completely controlled by the Deep State.

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conservativeyuppie 14 points ago +14 / -0

That's why human connection and empathy is important. This doesn't come as much of a surprise if you've read about how Trump treats his secret service detail vs how someone like Hillary treats hers.

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ProudKoreanAmerican 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't be too happy. We need them on record ASAP before someone gets to them.

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Tailgunnerjoe 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yeah but what about the part where he tied a rope around the Secret Service Agent’s neck and yelled “This is MAGA country”?

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Herecomedatpresident 2 points ago +2 / -0

I came here for this comment.

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one3five 1 point ago +1 / -0

im ded

my sides

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TDS_Consultant 9 points ago +9 / -0

Clownshow

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raptormissle 3 points ago +3 / -0

They give clowns a bad name.

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RedditStillSucks 9 points ago +9 / -0

I dont understand why it would be a big deal if he did?

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ProudKoreanAmerican 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's not.

But it's a huge deal if their star witness is caught in a lie.

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Herecomedatpresident 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mean, I wish it was true.

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Keiichi81 9 points ago +9 / -0

Doesn't matter, because they'll never be asked to testify. This hearing isn't about uncovering the truth or seeing justice served. It's about trying to get Trump by any means necessary and keep him off the 2024 ballot.

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Build_Back_Bankrupt 1 point ago +1 / -0

They can provide a sworn affidavit.

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raptormissle 8 points ago +8 / -0

So just to recap, their big bombshell was an intern who heard from a friend of a friend that President Trump lunged at a steering wheel in an alleged limousine he was never in.

Everything these clowns do just backfires into their shit covered face.

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RedditStillSucks 8 points ago +8 / -0

How come I keep hearing Carrie Underwood sing "Trump take the wheel..."

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Chancehappeneth 5 points ago +5 / -0

Same. Carpe Dontkum better do it quick. But "Donald" is better.

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wartooth6 7 points ago +7 / -0

🚨FACT CHECK🚨 FALSE, ORANGEMAN BAD

SOURCE: https://patriots.win/p/15IXu2Ydsm/breakimg-leaked-photo-from-insid/c/

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FireannDireach 7 points ago +7 / -0

I mean, considering it's literally impossible to "lunge for the wheel" in the presidential limo, they don't even need to testify to it. All they have to do is project images of the interior.

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IvankasBathWater 7 points ago +7 / -0

I feel an arkancide coming on.

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1Wyrmshadow1 6 points ago +6 / -0

because the driver is physically separated from the passenger compartment. Unless the president was riding shotgun.

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Deplora 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm sure GEOTUS rode wherever he wanted, but he didn't grab the steering wheel or assault any of the SS agents.

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1Wyrmshadow1 1 point ago +1 / -0

he was in an armored SUV at the time, not the Beast

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EagleOverTriumph 6 points ago +6 / -0

Gotta love how they always call Obummer President but Trump gets the "Mr." treatment.

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9x10again 2 points ago +2 / -0

They seem self-tortured

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ShampocalypseWOW 5 points ago +7 / -2

It's ok to commit perjury when the democrats like what you say.

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Isaiah520 5 points ago +5 / -0

You mean the headline “Trump Strangles Limo Driver” might not be true?

Most people won’t hear it was a lie.

Mission accomplished by these Satanic demons.

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Chemicaltackle23 5 points ago +5 / -0

You know it's bad when the Secret Sucurity starts talking. Just the crap they watched the Clinton's do and never said a word.

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NC_patriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

And Hunter

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here2red 4 points ago +4 / -0

Peter Alexander NBC reporter.

So yeah

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Tejas_Pepe 4 points ago +4 / -0

So, what are you saying?

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here2red 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope he has a job in the morning.

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NotAQTardFaggot 3 points ago +3 / -0

He gon git Chucked Todded

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Tejas_Pepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

His twitter says Chief White House correspondence. Tomorrow he'll be giving the farm report in Omaha.

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thisisatestof2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Who could’ve possibly guess the witchhunt commission had people make things up to fit the narrative.

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AmericaAllDay 4 points ago +4 / -0

Even if he didn't lunge, I want to know if he ordered them to take him to the capitol and if they refused.

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AlmostHuman 4 points ago +4 / -0

theres video of her getting hammered by multiple pekinese! these ppl are so weird

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Shaffro 4 points ago +4 / -0

The thing is all the fake news will play the lies and the minions will believe the bullshit. That gal should be sued and have to prove her lies.

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1776ThereIsaidIt 4 points ago +4 / -0

Did she mention her beach friends?

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HotCarl 4 points ago +4 / -0

Steering wheel in one hand, pussy in the other!

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Original_Martian 4 points ago +4 / -0

“Someone familiar with his thinking”

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megapat100 4 points ago +4 / -0

who payed her to say these lies? Adam Shithead?

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MAK90 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sue that bitch into perpetual bankruptcy

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Ladybug87 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can Trump sue her?

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based_trekkie 3 points ago +3 / -0

So can this bitch be thrown in the hooskow for lying to congress....???

Not gonna hold my breath

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mathteach314159 3 points ago +3 / -0

Doesn't matter, she said it under oath, and all the fake news is running with it. Wont matter if God himself rebuked it in the eyes if all the heathens.

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conservativefrank 3 points ago +3 / -0

They who?

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Steady3 3 points ago +3 / -0

They can also testify that water is wet.

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MythArcana 3 points ago +3 / -0

Another lying whore in court, who would have guessed?

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MAGAornothing 2 points ago +2 / -0

https://twitter.com/casshutchinson6

is this her twitter account back in 2012 loving the liberal GMA and wanting to be a news anchor

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9x10again 2 points ago +2 / -0

How pathetic 😂

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mugatucrazypills 2 points ago +2 / -0

Brave dudes.

CIA makes up for complete incompetence with willingness to engage in wet work.

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dres3 2 points ago +2 / -0

But the butler's cousin's wife's dog's groomer's boyfriend testifies that Trump did and therefore Bobby Engel and the driver are lieing.

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QueensOwn 2 points ago +2 / -0

NBC!? Well I’ll be. Once again the lie is half way around the world before the truth gets out.

Of course, one look at the “Beast” tells you that the allegations are complete and utter bullshit. Physically impossible as described.

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