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“Top Trump aid” at 22 years old. Yea okay… (media.patriots.win) 🤡🌎  HONK  HONK  🌎🤡
posted ago by Balsha8chan ago by Balsha8chan +2601 / -0
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GodEmperor2024 242 points ago +242 / -0

To be fair, the top climate expert worldwide is only 16.

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BeijingJoeHastoGo 105 points ago +105 / -0

She's 19 now, bigot!

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masterfulsky 72 points ago +72 / -0

How dare you, you stole 2years of her childhood

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sgt_richard 15 points ago +15 / -0

Kek

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canttouchdis 7 points ago +7 / -0

anonymous sources familiar with is thinking revealed this top Trump aid is the foremost expert in the world

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wantstogomoon 3 points ago +3 / -0

She is expert at perjury! Put her in IRONS!

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Chickapede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kek out loud

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dagoat4l 12 points ago +12 / -0

How does this person know that "she" is a she? Didn't they ask gender? I don't think so. That bigot how Dare they.

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NewAnon5522 10 points ago +10 / -0

HoW DaRe YoU! She is a beautiful and brave ass-burgers WomenX!

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Reefay 7 points ago +7 / -0

Well she's a he, so...

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Billybobcuccio 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fat and working at the department of motor vehicles

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canttouchdis 1 point ago +2 / -1

honestly though we should be talking about is how this exposes a larger problem with how Trump ran his administration.. there was a serious lack of that allowed all of these far left liberals to be appointed to any position within his staff. someone like her should never have worked for him in any capacity. she shouldn't have even been allowed to be the janitor.. somebody so far left that they're going to support these ridiculous impeachment kids and January 6th bullshit is not somebody that should have ever been allowed to work for Donald Trump in the first place..

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BrobiwanKenobi1 5 points ago +5 / -0

I will remind her she is getting very fat and when people stare at her they are judging her.

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BenjaminLWillard 1 point ago +1 / -0

how dare you call her she and assume her gender.

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Dejectedhead 1 point ago +1 / -0

To be fair, she's retarded, so she has the mind of a 10 year old.

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patrioticwinning3 4 points ago +4 / -0

What is it with Liberal women aging like milk? Greta looks like a 30 year old trannie, and this woman has the crows feet of a 40 year old! Trump was being generous calling her a "6"!

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dml2020 8 points ago +9 / -1

Upvote

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CnnWillBlackmailYou 6 points ago +6 / -0

And has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Billybobcuccio 3 points ago +3 / -0

And she’s retarded

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Smarmcastic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, she's a 6, so........

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Tiberium 171 points ago +173 / -2

She looks 40…

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RumDrummer 75 points ago +75 / -0

Yeah, those crows feet. Doing evil really ages you.

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BoatingAccident 10 points ago +10 / -0

smoking does that

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Inquisitor_Corvus 11 points ago +11 / -0

Sucking does that.

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FinishTheBorderWall 8 points ago +8 / -0

I can’t think of any other reason for a 22 year old to be working in the White House.

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Mike_Microwave 3 points ago +3 / -0

The kitchen, maybe

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PlatinumFMorgan 9 points ago +9 / -0

I've met chain smoking women in their 30s who looked younger.

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NvJohansson 2 points ago +2 / -0

It must be hard to buy shoes when you have crows feet.

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CovfefeAnon 58 points ago +58 / -0

"It's not the years, it's the mileage."

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SnowflakeJuice 11 points ago +11 / -0

Clearly she is a frequent flyer with Secret Service members.

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wethepepe 36 points ago +36 / -0

Yeah I’d be getting a fact check on her DOB

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Necrovoter 32 points ago +32 / -0

Age detecting programs peg her at 33-35.
https://i.imgur.com/a625UCD.png

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RobinNet -1 points ago +6 / -7

Her tits look 13 years old.

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JesusisKing 1 point ago +3 / -2

WHAT?

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BlinkinSun 0 points ago +2 / -2

Pretty sure he’s saying she doesn’t have any but when I was 14, my 13yo girlfriend was skinny and had titties for days and would regularly get hit on by 20-30yo dudes so it doesn’t really work. 🤷🏻‍♂️

They’re built different these days.

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JesusisKing 1 point ago +1 / -0

…WHAT???

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WhatTheActualFuckS -3 points ago +2 / -5

Or you could just look up her age.

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doug2 7 points ago +7 / -0

The point is she looks way older

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WhatTheActualFuckS -1 points ago +3 / -4

She is older she is 26 now

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Hatsarehats 3 points ago +3 / -0

Which, believe it or not, still isn't 33-35.

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y_do_i_need_to_hide 6 points ago +6 / -0

In the same way you can look up covid deaths or who is president?

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WhatTheActualFuckS -1 points ago +1 / -2

You’re acting like this is some deep state mastermind. This was mark meadows top aide she’s been on tv shots, photos and I’ve seen her at trump rallies. You’re stupid if you think her age and identity is suddenly some secret.

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y_do_i_need_to_hide 3 points ago +4 / -1

I hear you admitting that you cant trust anything said or presented by these people. You believe her age to be accurate, because she has been reported before.

Dont get me wrong, she is lying to help Trump, but you cannot look stuff up :)

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WhatTheActualFuckS 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol so I guess making stuff up would be more accurate

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onomatopoeia 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought she was a junior aide.

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Pelosiwashammered 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or you could simply play along

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Icekickass 28 points ago +28 / -0

I saw someone say this broad is a 10 and I had to look for myself, she's not even a 10 in my small town, probably a solid 6 at best

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doug2 11 points ago +11 / -0

There's one 10 in that photo

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BlackPillBot 7 points ago +7 / -0

Nah, but she’s definitely much much closer IMHO.

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KidsSeeGhosts 4 points ago +4 / -0

By DC standards she's absolutely a 10

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drsowells1fan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Each tree stump leg counts as a 5.

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BlackPillBot 1 point ago +1 / -0

You got me there

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CnnWillBlackmailYou 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is she in one of the cars?

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Clandestiny 3 points ago +3 / -0

Damn, she's on one of those rocket powered cars barrelling across the salt flats headed for the wall.

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resoluteAction 8 points ago +8 / -0

Pretty face but she is built like a linebacker with cankles.

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Pelosiwashammered 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wait.. I thought we were talking about Greta

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Correndo 5 points ago +5 / -0

A lot of guys have a weird taste in women. This girl for example, is not only "closer to a 6" in my eyes, her face looks kind of masculine. She's just not attractive to me.

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Star_Rover73 4 points ago +4 / -0

She’s a four. A 10 with a six pack.

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NvJohansson 3 points ago +3 / -0

6 after 6 beers.

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samross 8 points ago +9 / -1

Skipping the afternoon nap is no joke..

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aqua27 98 points ago +98 / -0

Trump was surrounded by traitors who hated him and the MAGA movement. I think she went to the Harris school of job advancement.

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BigMikesSwingingCock 28 points ago +28 / -0

She takes job promotions both ways: heels up or knees down.

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FuckPlebbit 8 points ago +9 / -1

I’ve never understood why these girls who give it up for advancement don’t just do doggy.

At least you don’t have to look at the face of the 80 year old you’re screwing to get a job but then again I don’t associate myself with people who sleep with others for job advancements so I wouldn’t know.

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BigMikesSwingingCock 29 points ago +29 / -0

Knees are still down in doggy. I'd know, my husband receives it all the time.

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Trumpamania2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

Checks out. FBI - can you confirm?

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MikeObamasVeineyCock 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes.

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FuckPlebbit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damnit.

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doug2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Was really confused for a second

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jhewish 66 points ago +66 / -0

She looks 45.

And I just read all of the fake CIA articles about this.

Its remarkable in the sense that she says absolutely nothing. It's all "she portrayed him as", "a source close to the secret service agent that was close to the person that Ms. Hutchinson claimed was in the same room as him" garbage.

It's MORE retarded than the CIA agent that testified against Kavanaugh which makes me think they want it to appear as absurd as possible just to spit in everyones face.

The best part is they honestly think they can continue to just waste millions of dollars on fake show trials in a country that is not locked down like authoritarian China.

No attempt to control messaging at all. Here we are transparently wasting your money weaponizing the federal government against you. Fuck you. We hate you. Its better because you notice.

Keep doing this faggots. The spiritual pendulum is already swinging back in your direction.

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Vlad_The_Impaler 17 points ago +18 / -1

The show trial just makes me believe even more that a real insurrection will leave these criminals on pikes.

These people aren't warriors. They're just conniving demons in skin suits. Exorcise the demons and leave the skin suit on a pike as ornament.

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Inquisitor_Corvus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yesssss. That’s an ideal impalement.

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BigIronBigIron 2 points ago +2 / -0

Username checks out

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Jack_Horner 0 points ago +1 / -1

The show trial just makes me believe even more that a real insurrection will leave these criminals on pikes.

Ever consider that they want that, so they can criminalize being a Conservative?

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current_horror 2 points ago +2 / -0

After a real insurrection, who would be left to criminalize conservatism?

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Vlad_The_Impaler 0 points ago +1 / -1

They can't criminalize anything when they are dead.

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Philhelm 8 points ago +8 / -0

Salem witch trials had more credibility.

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WhitePowerRanger 6 points ago +6 / -0

They floated. And only ducks, wood and really small pebbles float

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onomatopoeia 1 point ago +1 / -0

Being me a shrubbery!

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Trumpamania2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Could be the CIA agents know it's BS and are doing the worst job possible that keeps them employed.

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ChelseaHubbell 51 points ago +51 / -0

shes 22 like Taylor Lorenz is 30 lol lying hoes

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Smurfection 14 points ago +15 / -1

Just because I'll never get tired of saying it: Taylor Lorenz is 51 and uses a filter in all her social media or on-camera interviews. It's literally in her contract along with her DOB.

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DONT_reply_with_THIS 4 points ago +4 / -0

Do you have her contract?

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Smurfection 6 points ago +6 / -0

There's a guy on YouTube, I can't find the vid that had a copy of it. He's the guy who originally outed her for bullying teenagers.

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BlackPillBot 10 points ago +10 / -0

She’s a ten you degenerate incel!!!

https://files.catbox.moe/35maxb.jpeg

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SteelBallRun1890 5 points ago +5 / -0

Holy cankle cringe Batman

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Klown_Kutz 36 points ago +38 / -2

Another woke millennial white woman.

Seeing a pattern yet?

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BlackPillBot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yup yet white women are still the only female demo that pulls their weight including, but not limited to voting if we’re still to remotely believe the exit polling.

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Inquisitor_Corvus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Amen, brother.

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BlackPillBot 2 points ago +2 / -0

💪🏻

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current_horror 3 points ago +4 / -1

A century of concentrated and targeted propaganda.

White leftists are the only racial demo in existence with an out-group racial bias. This behavior is plainly dysgenic; any group behaving in this manner will quickly find itself extinct.

Every other racial cohort practices pronounced in-group bias. If there were not white conservatives pushing back with their own healthy and normal in-group racial bias, then whites would cease to exist in a few generations.

White leftists are open about the fact that this is their literal plan. Such behavior does not arise organically. An entire people must be taught to hate themselves and seek their own extinction.

The real question is: who taught them?

Academia, news and social media, entertainment, leftist government.

And who dominates these institutions? Who could teach whites to hate themselves without being immediately outed as racial enemies? Why, you’d have to look white yourself, and claim to be white yourself, even as you act in direct contravention of the interests, dignity, and survival of “your” white people.

Sound like anyone you know?

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Unaor2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lamentations 4:7

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covok48 1 point ago +2 / -1

For the 6 millionth time: Jews are not white.

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Plugthegamey 2 points ago +4 / -2

...what is Biden? Fauci? Newsome? Soros? Epstein? Schwab? I must've missed the part where they say they take orders from millenial woke white women.

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ChelseaHubbell 12 points ago +12 / -0

millennial women are the foot soldiers not the shot callers

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MehNahMehNah 4 points ago +4 / -0

There's that Soros retard mouthpiece AOC...

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BigMikesSwingingCock 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm still unsure if she's a retarded puppet or a massive troll, just to see how much she can fuck with the public.

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CnnWillBlackmailYou 1 point ago +1 / -0

AOC's a special kind of retarded. She firmly and truthfully believes anything she's paid to.

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sandinyourteeth 17 points ago +17 / -0

If this chick is 25, then yes, Stacy Abrams is 175 lbs

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GuerillaYourDreams 5 points ago +5 / -0

IMO Abrams is 375 pounds minimum.

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Stromheart 15 points ago +15 / -0

This is an age-old case of 'job security'. She knows she'll never get a job again in the swamp so she probably made a deal if she spews this innocuous shit to land a new aide position in the current admin. These people are vermin and go wherever the moldy cheese is. Even if it's in a barrel on a sinking ship.

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DomTullipso 11 points ago +15 / -4

By lunch, she'll be 13. Our side is getting ridiculous with fake news

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WhatTheActualFuckS 13 points ago +13 / -0

She is 25 which is what makes this funny. Yes she was a top whitehouse aide at 22. I’m not sure when people will realize trump hired terrible people. When the inevitable response is he didn’t hire her ok who hired her and who hired them? Name some people trump hired who don’t end up being called Rhinos.

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Jack_Horner 3 points ago +3 / -0

Most likely explanation. Someone in a do-nothing job and nobody noticed she existed.

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DomTullipso 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trump had horrible picks given to him by horrible advisers. He still made horrible decisions and didn't fire most of the ones that screwed him. Makes you wonder why he kept them around. Did he not see it? Was he not allowed to fire them? I dunno

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kr0m 1 point ago +1 / -0

i don't think trump picked her.

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DomTullipso 1 point ago +1 / -0

She was with Meadows

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kr0m 1 point ago +1 / -0

yea that's what i heard

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kr0m 1 point ago +1 / -0

i heard somewhere she was an assistant to Meadows. not sure, but i'm doubting trump himself actually picked her.

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TheBasedFriscoMan 8 points ago +8 / -0

She's still mad that he never tried to grab HER by the pussy.

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KernalMustard 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump doesn't like Land whales, unlike Bill Clinton

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Dogfacedgod 6 points ago +6 / -0

22? bitch looks at least 50

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BibleProphecyFulfill 5 points ago +7 / -2

"Why does Trump pick these people?"

Why don't you make yourself available for government service.

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Logan051361 6 points ago +6 / -0

he did not pick her

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WhatTheActualFuckS 2 points ago +2 / -0

So who did and who picked that person etc. I’m still waiting for someone to tell me who trump hired that hasn’t eventually ended up being called a Rhino, deep state etc.

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CantHaveMyGat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dr. Carson?

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WhitePowerRanger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Because government service is a fucking joke

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chinita_atx 1 point ago +2 / -1

According to Robert Barnes many people tried but Chris Christie and Bob Corker were put in charge. It was Trump’s fault.

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Truglow 5 points ago +6 / -1

Usless idiot.

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Waitafriggingminute 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wonder when her book deal comes out and when she'll be a contributor to MSNBC?

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GuerillaYourDreams 3 points ago +3 / -0

MSNBC? Next week.

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Filthy_MALE 4 points ago +4 / -0

Age 22? We know she was hired for her looks then

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IHaveEvidence 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm wondering how much The Big Guy put in her Ukrainian bank account for her lying statements.

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XlDEN 4 points ago +5 / -1

Presidential Spinner.

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doug2 4 points ago +4 / -0

She's 22? Looks 38

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Balsha8chan [S] -1 points ago +3 / -4

Now she is 25, back then when she was hired 21 or 22

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krzyzowiec 4 points ago +5 / -1

But of course, it’s a wahman!

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magaspif 4 points ago +6 / -2

Why was Trump so bad at picking loyal people?

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jctbg20 12 points ago +12 / -0

I get the feeling he was a bit out of the loop on all the Minor details of being a President. He didn't realize all that went into it.. Mostly because all of that is useless BS and just a way to get people jobs

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Smurfection 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's the rites and rituals of deep state and the bureaucracy.

The funniest and weirdest thing that happened during the Trump presidency was the constant whining from the left and the NT right that Trump didn't obey the unwritten rules and traditions but then the most long standing tradition in the U.S. that is actually called for in the Constitutions, is the House Speaker inviting the President for the SOTU. This is also the one tradition that has customs that most Americans are familiar with.....and the pig, Pelosi didn't want to extend the invite for the SOTU and then got up and ripped up a copy of the speech afterward.

What was really happening is that Trump wasn't obeying their silly little rules but they have all lost sight of how those rules and traditions came about and why they are there.

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BlackPillBot 6 points ago +6 / -0

Please don’t take this as me giving him any type of pass, because in the end, it was his choice, but I can tell you it didn’t help that he allowed his daughter, and son-in-law to have his ear constantly. I think they did just as much damage, if not more to his campaign/term as anyone, and from as inside as you can get.

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magaspif 4 points ago +4 / -0

agreed - nepotism is rarely ever worth the backlash. you have to be wholly exceptional and essentially perfect to overcome the appearance of impropriety. He could have left them to work on his campaign but allowing them into the administration was just a dumb move

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chinita_atx 5 points ago +6 / -1

Robert Barnes said trump delegated personnel hires to Chris Christie who delegated to bob corker IIRC. Hope he learned his lesson.

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Correndo 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is the woman everyone is saying's a babe?

Trump's right; she's closer to a 6. If you think she's a babe, you have a weird taste in women.

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CentralAmericanPede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shes not bad if you have nothing else going on. But yea, shes no Hope Hicks.

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Shamb3 4 points ago +4 / -0

Totally not believable story.

So which Democrat did this exact thing? That is usually how it works. I bet they paid her to tell a story they wrote for her.

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Crucial8GB 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why didn't they just summon David Hogg? He was there and saw the whole thing.

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PlaidLad 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or Brian Williams. He'd probably claim he was there in The Beast & wrestled the steering wheel away from GEOTUS.

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RobinNet 3 points ago +3 / -0

She's got 1:00AM bar light "I'll hit it" good looks, but once she opens her yap you run away and leave a dust cloud like in those old cartoons.

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tflst5 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Democrats entire game right now is to fundraise. They are panicking over their inability to raise the money necessary to buy the elections and remain in power. All this spectacle has been to try and generate outrage and lead to greater donation campaigns.

The mass shooting hysteria, the Jan 6 hearings, the Roe v Wade leak.. all done to drive a media narrative and pressure their voters to donate.

The issue is the Democrats are overestimating their level of support in the public. Its been an ongoing issue for them. They think they can just push the usual buttons and watch the coins flow forth, but even their own voters are abandoning their bullshit. Inflation, gas prices, stupid LGBTQ groomer bullshit.. all more relevant issues in the voters mind that are absolutely ignored by the media machines. SO they are just tuning them out. Its glorious to behold. I don't know if we'll ever see such a shellacking in politics like this November. 80+ seats IMO

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shialecuck007 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lewinski 2.0

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magnokor 3 points ago +3 / -0

Looks like the Russian computer programmer guy in the GoldenEye movie.

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SHILL_DETECTOR 4 points ago +4 / -0

I am invincible!

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Spawnlingman 3 points ago +3 / -0

People with evil ideals and a constant life of lies and hypocrisy always look 20 years older than they are.

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Balsha8chan [S] 1 point ago +5 / -4

Monica was an errand girl. Not an advisor, a nobody. Her only job was to suck dick and bring coffee

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ContraWolf 2 points ago +2 / -0

Typical DC cumslut, blowing her way to the top of the Deep State. She is just another example of the kind of person ruining this country, who will say and do literally anything. She'll flipflop between Republican and Democrat, she'd paint herself in black face or wear a dildo facemask in public if she thought it would give her a modicum of power.

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Winner45 2 points ago +2 / -0

Was she smiling like this at the hearing?

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DeepWinter 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don’t know any 22 year old women with crow’s feet.

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Ryan_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

She looks 42.

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suliv 2 points ago +2 / -0

random low level staffer who worked for medows

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jermzdeejd 2 points ago +2 / -0

Quickest payday of her life.

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BostonVoter 2 points ago +2 / -0

This cunt would look much better Hanging from a Thick Rope. She will face her crimes soon enough, the legal system will get her

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Athena86 -2 points ago +1 / -3

LMAO

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MySidesGoUp 2 points ago +2 / -0

She looks as if she smells of piss…hers and her cats…

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kent 2 points ago +2 / -0

She probably got the job because of nepotism.

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Smurfection 5 points ago +5 / -0

She got the job because she looks better than a Mr.Coffee Machine.

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boreal_storm 3 points ago +3 / -0

...but makes worse coffee.

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Im_shmmaaaaaat 2 points ago +2 / -0

She is 22 years old? Wow I would have thought she was in the 35+ age group

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dagoat4l 2 points ago +2 / -0

She's not 22 that's a lie.

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Crucial8GB 2 points ago +2 / -0

How much do you think people like this get paid? It's gotta be less than Anita Hill and Blasey Ford.

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Norwayhastrolls 1 point ago +1 / -0

No serial gang rape accusations?

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AndreGiant 1 point ago +3 / -2

Why was she even in the Oval Office? Complete shit show.

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scormac1752 1 point ago +1 / -0

22?!? She looks 32!

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FattestConsequence 1 point ago +1 / -0

Another lying leftist puppet with nothing to offer. Does anyone but the already too far gone believe anything this creature has to say?

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Crappydatum 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is that Diet Coke on her chest? Or Pepsi?

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JesusisKing 1 point ago +1 / -0

A. She does not look 22 B. What the hell I would have been Trumps top aid at 22 with a burning passion. Why are good Patriots not being recruited?