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Tyscribz 432 points ago +433 / -1

Is making up fantastical lies the final stage of TDS??

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jtt888 193 points ago +193 / -0

If it works, they'll keep doing it.

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lurkwellmyfriends 171 points ago +171 / -0

And it does work. On millions and millions of people.

Stupidity doesn't really factor here. They're using people's emotions to solidify confirmation bias and daily two-minutes-of-hate sessions.

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SirSeizureSalad 129 points ago +130 / -1

Yep, it does. I was talking to a 55 year old dude yesterday about the market, stocks, crypto, silver, etc. And this was a perfectly normal conversation for about 45 minutes and then he was like, man just no one would have predicted January 6th. I'm like what? And he's like yeah, that really just turned the world upside down and no one would have predicted that jan6 would have changed the investment market as we know it.

This is a highly intelligent (and retarded) grown adult and he thinks that the "insurrection" is what has caused gas hikes, market crashes, and inflation.

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publius1788 81 points ago +82 / -1

They're usually the same people who still think the Iraq war was a good idea or that they need to get 4 boosters. They just listen to whatever the media tells them. I know people like this. They are extremely nice, average intelligence but just believe anything the talking heads say.

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The_kool_mom 20 points ago +23 / -3

User name checks out!

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RedPillForceFeed 8 points ago +11 / -3

Hit the snooze button again.

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Deplorable_Yankee 2 points ago +2 / -0

Please abort yourself

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LordTancretus 2 points ago +5 / -3

You're up passed your bedtime, go to bed.

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LibertyPrimeWasRight 5 points ago +5 / -0

I’ve even seen it work on above average people, because the globalists have done a very nice, devious job of creating a full spectrum of fakery. So, they take the time to listen to CNN, The Economist, NPR, The Wall Street Journal, The Atlantic, etc. and they think they’re getting a good spectrum of left, right, center… but they aren’t, because an entire fake “right” has been constructed.

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publius1788 3 points ago +3 / -0

The left is even fake there, but they aren't missing much because the Marxist garbage they would be listening to is even worse.

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LibertyPrimeWasRight 1 point ago +1 / -0

True. They vote for the left because they aren't shown the extremism they're actually voting for, and they aren't shown any of the good arguments or complete representations of what they're voting against.

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WatchMaga 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m gonna have to admit that I’m still one of those people who think the Iraq war was a good idea. However; I’m a lot more open to contrary view points on that matter than ever I was.

I have my own reasons for supporting that war. Has little to nothing to do with WMD. I’m certainly not the sort to nod my head in agreement with the heads doing the talking. But I felt I should give full disclosure.

BTW - I also suspect Russia is largely justified in Ukraine.

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publius1788 1 point ago +1 / -0

Iraq was a pretty bad idea. Disregarding the WMDs, the invasion just did not work out. And it definitely did not help American interests. We invaded and overthrew Saddam. Then the country fell into a horrible sectarian Civil War which killed hundreds of thousands of Iraqis. This resulted in the Sunni minority being ethnically cleansed from Baghdad and other cities. It also resulted in Iran taking over Iraqi politics with Iraq basically being an Iranian proxy state to this day. This really pissed off our Arab allies and it's a big reason why we tried to overthrow Assad in Syria and supported Saudi Arabia's war in Yemen to try and make it up to them. Plus we got 4500 Americans killed in the process, plus 10s of of thousands more dead from suicide, physically injured, and mentally fucked up. And we really didn't gain anything from it.

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btntx 40 points ago +40 / -0

Im 56 and have seen straight through this bullshit since day 1.

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2016TrumpMAGA 22 points ago +22 / -0
  1. Same. Same with all my friends.
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Handshake2 16 points ago +16 / -0

Nether of you use social media do you?

Hmmmmm....it's almost like the net was set up for brainwashing and control.

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SquiggyMcPepe 18 points ago +18 / -0

I'm long retired and I've been tech savvy since the 70's and it never brainwashed me. Social media has certainly been a powerful tool of the mockingbird plan but the brainwashing started on the tv and in the schools not on the pc or your devices. I remember the sudden flip in the early 80's on the media and how it went from reporting on actual events and changed almost overnight into infotainment that only got worse and worse and worse until it turned completely into a gaslight dispenser.

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labajada 13 points ago +13 / -0

53, no social media unless this counts.

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Sevralann 4 points ago +4 / -0

59 …seein’ fine 👍🏽

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Brenner 3 points ago +3 / -0

Same.

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fooko666 15 points ago +15 / -0

He is a high level NPC. kinda like Doctors. I think they are aslo high lvl NPC.

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OtisTheTownDrunk 20 points ago +20 / -0

I call them a "Functioning NPC".... Like a functioning alcoholic.

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canttouchdis 3 points ago +3 / -0

and this is the Crux of the issue.. it's not that it doesn't work. it does work.. this information works and this is exactly why we need to oppose it. Trump was right in 2015 and 2016 when he was talking about laws against fake news. there should absolutely be punishments for fake news. especially this blatant

I mean this is literally just fanfiction at this point. like when Adam Schiff read that fake transcript during the impeachment trial

obviously this is only something some mouse breathing foaming at the mouth libtard would believe but it's still influences them. and this is why there needs to be punishments for fake news

FCC itself has a rule against intentionally deceiving your viewers and can take action against news outlets that do so

Facebook can definitely be punished if they don't remove false stories. I mean this is just the basic first steps but we should be doing something

you can't let them just get away with continuing to lie because as long as you let them get away with it they'll keep doing it

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MightyEighth 10 points ago +10 / -0

I’ve noticed an inverse relationship between wisdom and intelligence, the more educated someone is the less wise they typically are. This is not always the case but the gap is growing wider

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lurkwellmyfriends 13 points ago +13 / -0

I definitely agree with this. I don't like to cast aspersions on people I don't know - but it's impossible for me not to correlate the following:

The more sheltered someone has been in life - particularly growing up - they are

  1. Less Wise

  2. More compliant to authority

  3. Unable to function when their sheltered bubble is pierced

Evil aspects of 'civilized' society (media, education, gov) have really done a number on generations of people.

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Erikabodereka 9 points ago +9 / -0

I see you've met my mother.

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45isthebomb 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trying to to figure out what you men by "sheltered"

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Yawnz13 0 points ago +1 / -1

None of those things are inherently evil though. They're all tools and tools can't be inherently evil.

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HerbertBailBondsh 3 points ago +8 / -5

I've noticed a direct correlation between Jewishness and TDS.

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LordTancretus 1 point ago +4 / -3

Jews hate Trump more than Muslims...

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roflcopt0rz_returns 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah I’ve noticed that the “uneducated” tend to be right about many things but for the wrong reasons, while the “educated” are just completely wrong about everything.

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DanIsSwell 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sometimes, educated means brainwashed. They throw in what matters, but then add in that extra junk.

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YouHadMeAtGaming 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think doctors have gotten significantly dumber. They’re just regular, average intelligence people who stayed in school a bit longer. I don’t think I’ve ever met a doctor who I thought “wow, this guy is a genius.” Geniuses get into tech, not medicine. Dumb people go into medicine because they think it’ll make them look smart. It’s the same as the Marines. Everyone thinks marines are the toughest guys ever, but at least half of them, if not more, are really, really pathetic losers who thought the marines would make them look tough so bullies wouldn’t pick on them anymore.

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Newfonewhodis 7 points ago +7 / -0

Holy shit.

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slowjellyfish 6 points ago +6 / -0

If you guys were closer friends, when the fed first said that inflation was only temporary, you could have told him to invest more into stocks. Also, you could have told him, since Biden is now in office everything is getting better so just keep on investing more into stocks.

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SirSeizureSalad 3 points ago +3 / -0

Haha, yeah, it was just some random dude at the pool. But if I run into him again I won't be so shocked at what he is saying that I'll troll him harder in the future. I honestly just couldn't believe he was saying what he did, and I speak to a lot of stupid people.

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realPhantomFuck 23 points ago +23 / -0

I'm the only MAGA guy in my family

Everyone is educated and have decent livelihoods with families-- they all believe the MSM word for word

It's insane and I'm sure there's millions of other families that are the same

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The_kool_mom 22 points ago +22 / -0

It gets depressing when everyone around you is brainwashed, doesn't it? I'm not giving up, though. Because these psychopaths that are coming for our kids aren't giving up...so neither will I!

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PepevsGhost 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yes, it is hard to have eyes that see. God bless you

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War_Hamster 6 points ago +6 / -0

I managed to wake up my parents. No such luck, yet, with my Sis.

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PepevsGhost 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well, you are in good company. God bless you and protect you

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NotMyPresident2021 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm working on my family, they admitted covid and j6 are weird, but they still believe the official narrative for older events (9/11, JFK etc.)

Any advice?

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hzuiel 22 points ago +22 / -0

I don't even know what they're using, one of the smartest people I know in day to day life that is not what I would consider emotional or irrational, thinks Trump told his followers to go take the capitol and believes Sitnick was stomped to death or otherwise assaulted to death by the mob, even though his death has been known to be stroke related for how long now? We were just discussing the other day at lunch about now being able to trust the news, and they were saying the best method is ready a bunch of different articles and sort of assemble the facts out of it, which would work, if a single one was actually factually based and not lies or propaganda. If you sort of average out CNN, MSNBC, ABC, NYTIMES, WAPO, and Fox, you still have propaganda driven garbage and nearly zero facts. They have people just so deeply asleep it's hard to fathom.

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War_Hamster 10 points ago +10 / -0

Small disagreement in that they actually include plenty of facts. They just spin them like no tomorrow.

But this is where it gets fun, because something factual they include to try to add credibility to the spin often times becomes very important down the road. These types of things can be used as very effective red-pills.

This is why I keep an archive of articles from sources like CNN, WAPO, etc. Nothing better than to use their own sources against them.

Here's an example you should use on your friend:

https://www.cnn.com/2021/04/19/politics/brian-sicknick-death-us-capitol-riot/index.html

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Bullseyed 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah it's similar when people say "just fact check it" as if all the "fact check" sites aren't DNC members with extreme bias.

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jtt888 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's the problem. They believe they're researching different sources, when they're all the same talking points ultimately. Ask them if they look at any non-mainstream sources to get different points of view. They'll probably hem and haw and make it seem like they're open minded.

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NotAHandshake 13 points ago +13 / -0

Sad but true. They know they can't stick anything real on him, so they're going to make up 100% unconfirmable shit to make him look mentally unstable -- that was already their OMG TRUMP HAS NUCLEAR CODES bullshit angle for 4 years to begin with.

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jtt888 2 points ago +2 / -0

Most liberals probably still believe the Russia hooker pee on bed story.

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slowjellyfish 2 points ago +4 / -2

We aren't losing the information war. We are winning it. It's just that foxnews and other conservative "news sites" are trying get ratings by sensationalizing things. No time in history have we had a person like Trump go against the media and win.. and continues to win. Trump approval is up. His candidates that he approves is winning; liberal news media is losing viewership, etc.

For some part of the population, it takes time for them to notice they are being lied to. It's been almost 2 years now... it's slowly sinking in....

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BaldyGull 12 points ago +12 / -0

If it doesn't work, they'll do it harder.

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 13 points ago +13 / -0

It might have worked on me if they had claimed the Fighting Gorilla Channel soothed his cold, cold heart.

But Cats? Faggots don't grab pussies.

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killedmytv 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's the New York Slimes -- write what you know, as they say.

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BigIronBigIron 7 points ago +7 / -0

Repetition Repetition Repetition

Trump Lashes Out

Trump Lashes Out

Trump Lashes Out

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stratocaster_patriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Might as well, everyone just believe whatever they say these days.

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JackLemon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes, as long as the traitorous Republican party allows it without any threats of reprisals and retribution they will keep doing it. None of this happens without the complicity of the Republicans.

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JerryNadlerBeltFund 41 points ago +41 / -0

Yes, and it is also the first stage of TDS, coincidentally.

From the Russian hooker pee tape during the 2016 election, to the gorilla channel story from his early days in office, right up to the part where GEOTUS attempted to commandeer his limo. It's all fantasy, and not very good fantasy at that.

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TheWinningNeverStops 3 points ago +3 / -0

gorilla channel story

Wait wat!?

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JerryNadlerBeltFund 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't want to spoil it. Just point your favorite search engine to: "Trump gorilla channel"

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RaberContour 41 points ago +41 / -0

Yesterday they realized they just made him look cool, now they are trying to make him look gay

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The_kool_mom 20 points ago +20 / -0

I wonder how many paid people sat in a conference room and said "Ok, we have to make him look less masculine. His followers LOVE him for that. I know! SHOW TUNES! We have to incorporate show tunes!".

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mugatucrazypills 7 points ago +7 / -0

Sounds like it could backfire since their core base has been programmed to think being Gay, Emotionally Disregulated and Mentally Ill is the coolest thing ever. Can they lose 100% of the vote ?

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TommyJarvis 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah so, why would the left not like him for liking show tunes?

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RationalThought 2 points ago +2 / -0

Andy Ngo

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BigIronBigIron 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ultra MAGA Gay King

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BillGateCanSuckIt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump Whisperer

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VarusSPQR 37 points ago +37 / -0

They’ve been doing that for five years.

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CMDRConanAAnderson 15 points ago +15 / -0

After 4 years TDS becomes terminal. No cure, so sad.

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TheWinningNeverStops 1 point ago +1 / -0

There is a cure. It just puts you to sleep and it's permanent.

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AE1989 196 points ago +196 / -0

I can't tell what's satire anymore

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p1smo 114 points ago +114 / -0

It's real. I actually looked up the article to check for myself.

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/06/28/us/politics/trump-jan-6-behavior.html

“His temper was scary. And swift,” Stephanie Grisham, who served as his White House press secretary and communications director and as Melania Trump’s chief of staff, said after the hearing on Tuesday. “He’d snap and almost lose control.”

She related a number of examples in her tell-all book published after she left office, and noted that when Mr. Trump descended into rage, his staff resorted to summoning an aide, nicknamed the Music Man, to play favorite show tunes they knew would soothe him, including “Memory” from the Broadway musical “Cats.”

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GodHatesBiden 34 points ago +35 / -1

Cats, though?

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Pukeahontas 46 points ago +47 / -1

Suddenly Reddit fags love Trump

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MaverickRobot 26 points ago +26 / -0

Even funnier would be suddenly Reddit fags hating Cats

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WassermanSchultz 6 points ago +6 / -0

Is Cats a popular thing over there? First I've heard of that.

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Zepp87 9 points ago +10 / -1

Pretty sure everyone hates that piece of shit musical.

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MaverickRobot 2 points ago +2 / -0

In the past. In recent years, they’ve tried to revive its popularity, but unsuccessfully.

And then there was that pseudo live action CGI movie from hell’s 9th circle.

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CoherentLight 2 points ago +3 / -1

Only the furry inspired trainwreck of a movie. "Stop licking your balls Bustopher Jones"

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TommyJarvis 13 points ago +14 / -1

It’s emotional pap. Cats is seriously the gayest of all the musicals. It’s gayer than Rent, and Rent is thuper gay!

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TommyJarvis 5 points ago +5 / -0

Except Sweeney Todd.

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 0 points ago +2 / -2

No way. My Fair Lady? The Bollywood ET musical? Awesome how dare you sir, HOW DARE YOU

Cats really does suck though holy crap

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ShyRipley 10 points ago +11 / -1

yep, and it's often included in the pre-rally song list.

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mugatucrazypills 10 points ago +10 / -0

Trump should fuck with them and start adding Cats references to his speeches. And readings of the "Naming of Cats"

Come out on stage dressed as McCavity.

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Whimpy13 2 points ago +2 / -0

*Magavity

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GodSaveTheWest 3 points ago +3 / -0

Its a good song.

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TommyJarvis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey, I don’t like my steaks well done, either. Good thing I don’t have to eat steaks cooked for Trump, right?

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SteelBallRun1890 28 points ago +28 / -0

"her tell-all book published after she left"

Ah, there it is! Another case of someone making shit up for that sweet, sweet $$$$

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WeaponizedSmirk 24 points ago +25 / -1

Oh someone with a "tell all" book has some "scandalous" things to tell? SHOCKING.

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censorthisss 11 points ago +11 / -0

How to archive links to prevent commie websites from getting clicks and ad views:

  1. Paste archive.is in your browser

  2. Paste the NYT link into "....I want to archive" field and click Save.

  3. Wait for the page to refresh.

  4. Copy the link from the browser's address bar

  5. Share the archive link with whoever you want and sleep well at night knowing you aren't driving traffic to commies.

Archive link of this story: https://archive.ph/Lv2lc

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IvIA6A 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thanks. You can also just AdBlock on NYTimes and block javascript and you can read as much of their bullshit articles as you can stand.

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Amaroq64 5 points ago +5 / -0

Also, when it comes to archiving social media (or sites that have been linked from social media):

Remove the ?fbclid. Or on twitter, just remove the ? and everything after it. That's just tracking stuff.

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censorthisss 4 points ago +4 / -0

I didn't know that. Thanks for sharing!

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ShrikeDeCil 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Pismo actually Apple's best laptop design, imo.

Two internal hot-swap bays that could be used for two batteries, or whatever.

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Moose_Antlers 39 points ago +39 / -0

Seriously, this is the kind of thing I'm expecting out of the Babylon Bee. These people don't seem to understand that the Bee is satire. It's there to make fun of them.

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TheWinningNeverStops 2 points ago +2 / -0

They took 1984 as a guide so anything is possible.

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I_Hate_Wet_Socks 29 points ago +29 / -0

I just said, "this can't be real!"

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NotAHandshake 11 points ago +11 / -0

I will literally believe that anything, no matter how batshit insane, I hear was said during the Jan 6 scam was actually said, because the fuckers running it are that unhinged.

I wouldn't even check up on it if I hear that tomorrow they say, "Trump is also a lizard alien from another planet and shed his skin when he got upset." because honestly it's not too far off everything's they've claimed so far.

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MoreTorbaLessKushner 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yet, it is.

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spinometer 5 points ago +5 / -0

i know right. surely they didnt actually say this.

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Trumpdup4prez 4 points ago +4 / -0

Their script was written by the Babylon Bee.

Seriously though, these guys are gonna out the Bee out of business.

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fedupinsandiego 131 points ago +147 / -16

Of course the author's name ends in Stein.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 81 points ago +89 / -8

Every. Single. Time.

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Prussian_Pepe 26 points ago +26 / -0

You don't even have to with a name like that (unless you are trying to confirm it to the barely awake). Also the entire story is a rip off of King Saul, and how David would come to play the harp for him to soothe him. Of course they would use that story. As it's symbolic about how the tribe of Judah took the throne of Israel from a crazy tyrant king of the tribe of Benjamin.

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MinorityOf1ne 10 points ago +10 / -0

Glad someone noticed that. For faggots who despise the Bible and call it a cult manual, they sure like to lean on it when it's convenient.

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try4gain 9 points ago +9 / -0

unless you are trying to confirm it to the barely awake

As a habit it's always best to confirm, and you can learn some interesting things on accident along the way. Like who their parents, sibling, or spouse is, or who they worked for.

Or learn that it was Bill Clinton who pardoned Jewish leftist terrorist Susan Rosenberg, who later went on to help with funding for BLM.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Susan_Rosenberg

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BigIronBigIron 6 points ago +6 / -0

Check out the other Rosenberg family (yes, the ones we executed).

They're lefty activists, quelle surprise, working to achieve "constructive revenge" for the deaths of Julius and Ethel Rosenberg (i.e. Fuck America).

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GodEmperor2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

The only good Rosenberg is Alfred Rosenberg.

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SmartGuy -18 points ago +1 / -19

The jooos the joooos shut the fuck up lol Joos dont run shit they are just patsys but keep shillin. White lives matter guis the jews keeping the whites down. Cringe thread

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brundlefly777 6 points ago +6 / -0

Damn. This pede reads.

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Forgototherpassword 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did David watch the gorilla channel before fighting Goliath?

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GodEmperor2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

You should read the book The Jewish Revolutionary Spirit if you haven't already.

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MetalRiddle -5 points ago +1 / -6

I know right. 100% of Twitter users are Jewish. There are literally no non-Jewish Twitter users. You anti-semites really have a point! "Every. Single. Time."

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 3 points ago +3 / -0

Read the posters name, moron.

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MetalRiddle -1 points ago +1 / -2

Wow. They are Jewish. Every single human being on the planet must be Jewish. Every. Single. Time. You're Jewish. I'm Jewish. We're all Jewish. Every. Single. Time. Whatever the context. Everyone's Jewish. Every. Single. Time.

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TheNightJanitor 48 points ago +54 / -6

Oy vey, don't notice things!

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South_Florida_Guy 43 points ago +47 / -4

Every. Time.

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BetaORourke 19 points ago +19 / -0

Khazarians. You hate Khazarians.

Edit: there is a difference between Khazarians and Jews. Khazaria was an empire in modern day Hungary and Ukraine during the time of the Eastern Roman Empire. They were known identity thieves, murderous, and overall degenerates who worshipped Moloch (not shitting you).

If you want an interesting look into what Khazarian politics were like—how they operated in the shadows—I highly recommend you watch this video.

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Inquisitor_Corvus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thanks!

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MoreTorbaLessKushner 12 points ago +12 / -0

The Khazars had a large conversion to Judaism via the Jesuits, and then flooded Europe when their capital fell. Allegedly, they "chose" Judaism over Christianity and Islam, even though the Jesuits were an extension of the Vatican. The Jesuits created the Illuminati, which was based on Saturnalia AKA Satanism. They regularly practiced extortion, orgies, pedophilia, bloodletting, cannibalism, and human sacrifice. Rome was known as the "City of Saturn".

If you dig deeper, you'll find that priesthoods from Mesopotamia (Babylon) and Egypt converged in Rome, giving it its polytheistic warrior culture. Ba'al/Moloch-worship originated in ancient Canaan and carried on into the days of Babylon (the Hebrews worshipped Yahweh after Abraham's story, but regularly reverted back to paganism). The practices were nearly identical to Saturnalia, and followers even worshipped the exact same Occultic symbol; the Star of Remphan. The cabal had this symbol renamed to "the Star of David", around the time Islam was born, so it could be hidden it in plain sight. The 6-pointed star, containing 6 triangles, and a 6-sided polygon is now on the flag of Israel (which is an illegitimate nation financed by House Rothschild, via our tax dollars).

Of course, Egypt brought us Freemasonry and astrology, adding even more layers to the Occult. The Master Masons are probably sitting on King Solomon's treasure, which is how they've occupied positions of influence throughout history. They're rumored to worship Nergal/Anubis, god of the Underworld. The Babylonians that attacked Egypt around the time of Exodus worshipped Set, who is a god of war that's still idolized by transnational warhawks, today. Then, there's Minerva/Isis/Athena (different names in different cultures), the goddess of forbidden knowledge. She's often depicted as an owl, and the globalists love using her to mark their Satanic secret societies. You see, the "hidden knowledge" is that black magick is real, and human suffering reverberates through the quantum fields, spreading anxiety and depression.

I digress...

Anyway, that's where the "Khazarian Mafia" theory comes from. It likely exists, but Jews have been known for parasitic behavior long before the "Conversos". The same goes for the Jesuits, who have subverted empires for centuries. Before the Jesuits, it was the Templars, and even they had a Satanic inner-circle, which brought us Baphomet.

Isn't it odd how you find the same disgusting behavior in positions of power, all throughout history? Decadence and excess poison our minds. We will always want more, but never achieve it. That's when the wealthy and powerful turn to evil. It's almost as if there's a book that warned of a fallen entity that corrupts the minds of all the rulers on Earth 🤔. As for identifying the elite bloodlines running the show, it's quite easy. The most obvious group to pinpoint would be the Ashkenazis. They are, by leaps and bounds, the worst offenders. You'll find that most of the people you hate belong to this group, including:

George Soros, Henry Kissinger, the Zuck, the Rothschilds, the Warburgs, Buffets, Larry Fink, Bill Gates (yes, he's a crypto-Jew), the Bushes (more crypto-Jews named "Scherfs"), Jeffery Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell, Adam Schiff, Chuck Schumer, Jerry Naddler, Jared Kushner, nearly every Hollywood star & media exec, + too many more to count....

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KennethsFrequency 11 points ago +11 / -0

The Baal worshipers mostly deserve the hate , jews "in covenant" are great people

But they have a long history of abandoning the true and living God,...and go back to sacrificing babies to Baal

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MoreTorbaLessKushner 4 points ago +4 / -0

Correct.

It's a bizarre cycle that can only be described as Biblical. They NEED to keep causing suffering because it's the source of their power.

When they rape, torture, and sacrifice children, they're trying to spread that energy to the rest of us. They hope to produce anxiety and depression (and then sell more pharmaceuticals...), so we can be more easily controlled.

One thing I've learned in the last few years is that good and evil 100% exist. Realizing that is half the battle, imo. There is a fallen entity on this planet that tempts the most wicked among us with riches and pleasures beyond their wildest dreams, and all they have to do is forego their morality (sell their souls).

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GodEmperor2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

You're still at the nose noticing phase. You still need redpilling. The whole Jewish culture, religion, identity, and perhaps even genetics drive everything that you hate. It's not a coincidence that they are "overrepresented", just like it's not a coincidence that for example Muslims are overrepresented as suicide bombers. It's part of the culture and ideology in both cases.

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IroWide 18 points ago +21 / -3

Lol, glad someone else is noticing.

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MoreTorbaLessKushner 7 points ago +11 / -4

Almost like they're all hoisted up by the "bigger fish", and installed (like toilets) in influential positions 🤔

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coolhandcuke 95 points ago +97 / -2

Once Trump was eating dinner and got mad and hurled his plate of asparagus against the wall and demanded that they stop playing "elevator music."

Oh wait, that happened in "American Beauty."

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 23 points ago +23 / -0

Missed opportunity for dropped tendies.

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Porkbut 14 points ago +14 / -0

I remember Trump buying pot from his neighbors son, and because the neighbor thought he was engaging in homosexual acts with his son, he went over to try and have some of the same, but Trump rejected his advances so the neighbor came back and shot him. It was crazy.

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IAbsolutelyDare 12 points ago +12 / -0

Trump won Best Actor for that and is now choosing to "live his life as a gay man" by listening to Cats all day.

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TommyJarvis 4 points ago +4 / -0

“It’s not spaghetti, ITS LINGUINI!!”

smash!

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GodEmperor2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think the story in the OP is taken from Stranger Things.

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Demig80 1 point ago +1 / -0

I asked Trump for his tax forms because Pelosi wanted to know the truth. He rage-fully pointed at me throwing a dozen diet coke cans at my staff and said "You can't handle the truth!". Very rude!

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2024isNOW 87 points ago +88 / -1

He must be getting ready to announce something big soon. They’re going absolutely nuts.

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__I_dindu__nufin_ 46 points ago +46 / -0

Presidency

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tom_machine 33 points ago +34 / -1

How can you run for President if you are the President. Checkmate Drumpf

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NotDangerousGame 9 points ago +10 / -1

I'd be really funny if he announced he was running, then a bunch of news outlets and personalities and politicians put out a flurry of statements to the tune of "Drumpf is unconstitutional, he can't run again he's already been elected twice!" and then sat back with the self satisfied look of a toddler in a fully loaded diaper.

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Amaroq64 1 point ago +2 / -1

I've wondered that exact same thing before too. They would doctor it up a bit like

Well since Trump didn't try very hard to overturn the election, it's his fault that he defaulted on his 2nd term.

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Klaus73 3 points ago +3 / -0

lol....everything will be on fire in 2024....suddenly the dems will find "shocking evidence" that Biden cheated and immediately make him POTUS.

Then will point out he cannot run again - but De Plantis will come in and all the republicans will clap like trained seals.

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walls4america 76 points ago +76 / -0

We all know that was a lie!! The staff had to turn on the Gorilla Channel. 🤣

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Newfonewhodis 21 points ago +21 / -0

Hahaha I came here to say this. 🦍🦍🦍

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Amaroq64 3 points ago +3 / -0

I did too!

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Trumpdup4prez 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh Harambe, where art thou?

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happycamperval2 1 point ago +1 / -0

I call bullshit, because his favorite song is YMCA

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JerryNadlerBeltFund 39 points ago +40 / -1

Bluestein. That's a joke, right?

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MoreTorbaLessKushner 23 points ago +24 / -1

He doesn't even have a precious metal in his name.

He must be poor.

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JerryNadlerBeltFund 7 points ago +8 / -1

He's pure, 24-karat democrat, hence the BLUE.

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BigIronBigIron 2 points ago +2 / -0

What nonsense! It's worth a fortune! A fortune I tell you! But for you, bubie, a special deal.

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HereComesTheCoom 11 points ago +16 / -5

They even got the Don to put on the tiny hat over there 😢 they control everything

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Prussian_Pepe 9 points ago +11 / -2

They own New York, he's had to deal with them his whole life. How many of his children married into the family. In his circles it's impossible to avoid them. His major problem was believing that they would actually support him after his lifetime of being friends.

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Patriots_dont_kneel 3 points ago +4 / -1

His mentor and best friend (Roy Cohn) was literally a gay jew

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MeinDonald 2 points ago +2 / -0

and Putin

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Keiichi81 36 points ago +37 / -1

Remember, the left always projects. If they're making up these outrageous lies about Trump, it means they're probably true of Biden in reality. I can totally see Joe flying into dementia rages and his staff having to calm him down with music.

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myswedishfriend 17 points ago +17 / -0

Dementia sufferers can often be soothed with music when feeling disoriented and agitated. So yes, I unironically believe a version of this story is likely for Biden.

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ShrikeDeCil 8 points ago +8 / -0

The only variation of the playbook seems to be waffling between "Things I'm actually doing" and "Things I dream of doing, fervently."

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IvIA6A 4 points ago +4 / -0

I maintain the peepee tapes were actually Hunter Biden with Russian hookers.

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censorthisss 3 points ago +3 / -0

And we know that nobody rages that Hillary

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RedPilledPede 25 points ago +25 / -0

You know they're obsessed when they still make up shit that sounds like it came out of a hollywood movie 18 months after the guy left office.

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djentropyhardcore 20 points ago +20 / -0

you spelled "ascended into rage" incorrectly

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Ez_mac 19 points ago +19 / -0

Holy shit. Trump came into my limo to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at him and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of his hand. He started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on him. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my president but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Pence to be vice president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was going to send the electors back???? This is so fucked.

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IAbsolutelyDare 3 points ago +3 / -0

I always read that in an African accent anymore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYcLOKzPimQ

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CurvedHollowFangs 17 points ago +17 / -0

Too late, Music Man! Tendies already thrown against wall. Ketchup everywhere. Very disrespectdul.

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NewAnon5522 7 points ago +7 / -0

Dancing cats brought in to clean up the tendies problem averted!

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CurvedHollowFangs 8 points ago +8 / -0

Quick! Turn on the Gorilla Channel!

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Porkbut 5 points ago +5 / -0

Shouldve called in the music mans wife, the ballerina to calm him too. Shes also the seamstress for the band.

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schiff_for_brains 11 points ago +11 / -0

He has examined how Joe Biden won Georgia in 2020[12] and documented the political ascent of Stacey Abrams,[13] Brian Kemp,[14] Jon Ossoff,[15] Raphael Warnock[16] and David Perdue.[17]

All pols that broke onto the scene at the same time. One might seem to think they are linked together somehow.

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South_Florida_Guy 10 points ago +10 / -0

Early life?

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Notablitheringidiot 6 points ago +6 / -0

To see who’s behind your trouble and strife…

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rossiFan 12 points ago +12 / -0

They haven't seen anything untethered. I can't wait until it's untethered around here.

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South_Florida_Guy 12 points ago +12 / -0

That's total BS! They only had to do that when they couldn't get the Gorilla Channel on TV.

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xBigCoffinHunter 11 points ago +11 / -0

LMFAO! This timeline!

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heeeeeemeyer 9 points ago +9 / -0

We've reached Cultural Revolution levels of propaganda

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Notablitheringidiot 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well, when your government is full of Bolsheviks, what do you expect?

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D3PL0R4BL3 8 points ago +9 / -1

Everyone knows the only thing that calms down AngryTrump is the Gorilla Channel. Fuckin' liars.

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TheNightJanitor 8 points ago +8 / -0

We need to flood Shitter with countless fantastical lies about trump.

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ShrikeDeCil 2 points ago +2 / -0

There was a pile yesterday, that's why you see a pile of people on this post with "Wait, not satire??!?"

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Braveheart44 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ol' Toxic Masculinity, Alpha Male himself, Donald Trump, is soothed by SHOW TUNES?

Git the fuck outta here with that shit!

Posted by Greg Bluestein- Head of the Editorial dept for the Atlanta Journal!

Since he took over, he has helped run that cat-box liner into the ground!

YOUR media at work, folks!

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ShrikeDeCil 3 points ago +3 / -0

ikr?

If it were 'Another one bites the Dust/We are the Champions of the World ' maybe.

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TruthyBrat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lives about 3 miles from here, I see him around every now and then. Total Dem propagandist.

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DeplorableLA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Braveheart44, I love your comment! +1000

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Braveheart44 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you!!

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trm17118 8 points ago +8 / -0

What the actual fuck? Is this not satire?

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HanAssholeSoloLives 8 points ago +8 / -0

Wait, why didn’t they just turn on the Gorilla Channel?

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Tanmantime 8 points ago +8 / -0

Bluestein

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malooch 7 points ago +7 / -0

Greg Gaystein

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Redditcensorsyouandi 6 points ago +6 / -0

Such ridiculous bullshit from the infantile minds of TDS suffering retards

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Bruno 6 points ago +6 / -0

This can't be real. This is satire, right?

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PunishedSnek 2 points ago +2 / -0

🤡 🤡 🤡

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_Cabal_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Poe's Law

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bill_in_texas 6 points ago +6 / -0

Does this post need a shitpost flair? I mean, I did laugh out loud.

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CEO_of_America_Trump 6 points ago +6 / -0

Like this shit is hilarious. They're just making up absurd shit that's so unbelievable its funny. I mean can you say against the Secret Service coming out and saying he Literally didn't do anything anyone is saying. Just make up outlandish funny shit and turn it into a comedy I guess lol. I'm just picture Trump in the back seat of the car going into a fit of rage thrashing around turning into the hulk and they're freaking out like "Quick, Music Man, Put on the Broadway musical Cats Playlist or we're all going to DIEEEEEEE!"

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sgt_richard 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wait, is this the one where he throws his tendies on the floor and yells at mom?

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Beat_to_Quarters 5 points ago +5 / -0

They think he had an aid who would follow him around like he was the hulk and they'd have to say "the sun's gettin' real low" to calm him down lmao.

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AVeryNakedMan 5 points ago +5 / -0

These people believe that everyone else is as delusional and immature as they are.

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Zippythekid 5 points ago +5 / -0

I story like that has got to be true

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djentropyhardcore 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hearing about GEOTUS getting mad only reminds me of his passion for improving America against all odds and enemies.

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Skogin 5 points ago +5 / -0

LMKEKO

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HuntersRussianHookup 5 points ago +5 / -0

The libs always project what they do themselves, million dollars says Xiden has a “Music Man” to play show tunes when he has his dementia outbursts.

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TruthyBrat 2 points ago +2 / -0

If I see Bluestein around town, I'm going to throw that at him. "Hey Greg, I heard that when Joe Biden has a dementia spell, his staff plays show tunes to help him snap out of it. Do you think there's anything to that?"

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Always-FreeUSA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Everything else failed because it was fake, now they're after his character. Furthering the retardation.

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1984_is_here 5 points ago +5 / -0

😆 🤣 😂.........omg, you're serious?

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mega-maga 4 points ago +4 / -0

It is as Rush would say unbelievable how he lives rent free in their heads

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CannaFreedom 4 points ago +5 / -1

Cats is by far the worst Broadway production I've ever had the displeasure to watch. West side story wasn't great either but I might have been too young.

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zooty 2 points ago +2 / -0

I haven't seen many musicals but I have seen Cats and I have seen Miss Saigon and Miss Saigon was definitely less enjoyable. Neither were Broadway though (Miss Saigon was London).

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coffee_grdr 4 points ago +4 / -0

im not even angry at them for coming up with such blatant lies. im angry at the idiots who actually believe this nonsense!

it defies all reason and common sense!

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ExileOnRedditStreet 4 points ago +4 / -0

I prefer the Gorilla Channel.

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SolidSnakeOil 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Gorilla channel went to shit when it stopped being about gorillas.

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goldkeyboardwarrior 3 points ago +3 / -0

If I remember correctly most, if not all of the cast of Cats came out and called Trump every name in the book in typical TDS fashion.

We know that this story is bullshit but even if they needed to play music to calm him down I doubt he would want music from people that he knows despises him.

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MtnMover444 3 points ago +3 / -0

When the Babylon Bee articles are indistinguishable from those crafted by the Enemies of the People.

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CaptainQirk 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sources close to the former disgraced President say that the usage of YMCA at the end of his rallies was to quell his monstrous rage against the LGBTQIAAP+ people he despised so much.

Aides suggest that he has a CD of YMCA in The Beast to prevent him from running down Pride Protesters.

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bringbackthe80s 3 points ago +3 / -0

Faggot Chrissy Wallace, famous media pedophile, said greaseball Cassidy Hutchinson 'was just brilliant'.

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Yignuced 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kek. That’s great stuff m. What a hilarious timeline this can be.

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Petiteputnam1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wow this is absolutely psychotic behavior trump is officially finished

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Reddeath195 3 points ago +3 / -0

Jesus christ talk about grasping at straws