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NullifyAndSecede 309 points ago +311 / -2

Learn to swim

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airborne3502 141 points ago +141 / -0

Then learn to code.

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keepamericagreat102 100 points ago +101 / -1

learn to code while swimming?

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PromiseImNotASpook 75 points ago +75 / -0

Learn to program the ocean.

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basshead 28 points ago +30 / -2

made me actual lol

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EvolutionIsFake 14 points ago +15 / -1

Tool made a song about this scenario...

Edit: Also, here is the actual dissent she wrote: https://www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/21pdf/20-1530_n758.pdf

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imnotdeadyet 22 points ago +22 / -0

The east coast will capsize and tip over into the ocean because of all fat ass liberals living there? - Rep Hank Johnson

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Saltyminer11 23 points ago +23 / -0

Like guam?

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Manofmanytrades 8 points ago +8 / -0

Democrats sure are dramatic.

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80960KA 7 points ago +7 / -0

The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.

Really the song is specifically about LA getting erased from existence via any number of natural disasters, not just flood.

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hillarys_server 6 points ago +6 / -0

Great song, in reference to California which is much more fitting to fall off into the ocean. But if it happens to DC I won't lose any sleep over it.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Porque no los dos?

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Joomja 18 points ago +18 / -0

Learn to code while swimming for gold in women's sports.

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Ponysoldierpatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just buy an electric boat

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SwampKraken 11 points ago +11 / -0

Learn to do our bidding.

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Platos_Cave 8 points ago +8 / -0

Learn to program zee bugs

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VulpineBard 7 points ago +7 / -0

Learn to program in C!

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gassy_burrito_lover 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'll help you, I'm a profession python programmer, or bug maker if you will.

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Joeshmoe91 5 points ago +5 / -0

I envy you tech pedes from time to time. As a simple trades pede, I literally don’t even understand what the hell you guys are saying here

I mean I’m glad that my aversion to tech got me off of social media in the MySpace days but hell, my 5 year old nephew can work the iPad better than i do

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VulpineBard 2 points ago +2 / -0

I used to do Python a lot. Mostly C# these days though, partly to use the Unity game engine.

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WinstonSmith1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

C, C++, C#, dare I say Cobol?

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80960KA 3 points ago +3 / -0

COBOL is from an entirely different family of languages.

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WinstonSmith1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know that, but it starts with C:)

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SonofAnu 1 point ago +1 / -0

I program in C sharp, yes that’s a real thing

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gassy_burrito_lover 5 points ago +5 / -0

I work in adtech. We literally shove content down people's throat designed to serve ads. I don't have control over editorial content, but they will accept anything to turn a buck.

Including anti-white hate and pro rainbow bullshit. They are programming the ads television to criticise certain groups. They'll do anything for a buck to sell an ad.

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frogface 11 points ago +11 / -0

I code swimmingly.

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AmericanJawa 9 points ago +9 / -0

Old Busted: Underwater Basket Weaving

New Hotness: Underwater Computer Coding

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WinstonSmith1984 2 points ago +3 / -1

LOL

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WinstonSmith1984 4 points ago +4 / -0

Learn to swim while coding!

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MightyEighth 16 points ago +16 / -0

Then learn to cope

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NeverArgueWithIdiots 14 points ago +14 / -0

And seethe

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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 7 points ago +7 / -0

Don't forget to dilate.

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NullifyAndSecede 11 points ago +12 / -1

For those who didn’t get the reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHcmnowjfrQ

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Friar_Pede 8 points ago +8 / -0

Do you think the vaccine will take care of the millions of dumbfounded dipshits?

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yukondave 6 points ago +6 / -0

Bad news. Look up Maereks disease and chickens. That means injected chickens with a non-sterilizing vaccine (leaky) get infected and become a vaccine mutation factory that will eventually attack the non-vaccinated and kill them with a super virus. In short, leaky vaccines cause ALL chickens to have to be injected at birth if not they will die.

It started when 10% of chickens died from this virus and commercial farmers wanted to increase yield. The vaccine was leaky and allowed all chickens to get infected. 90% would gain natural immunity before the injection. Instead they moved to vaccine and they still got it and mutated the virus to kill all chickens.

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/leaky-vaccines-enhance-spread-of-deadlier-chicken-viruses

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Sansa_Belt 7 points ago +7 / -0

This has been my concern since I started hearing verbiage like "leaky", and "shedding". That simply remaining non-GMO and relying on this Frankenstein's Monster designer virus to behave like 'most all and become more virulent but less lethal over time. Eventually settling in to its own niche of flu-like seasonal harassment. But the "cured" may well become as the poster stated (to paraphrase), mutant vacccine factories. Generating new variants en mass.

Somewhere, a Pfizer executive smiles.

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MehNahMehNah 6 points ago +6 / -0

Someone else has been listening to Bret Weinstein at Dark Horse Productions. He's had on a long list of experts in virology including Robert Malone.

Our governments are killing us.

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Gluteusmax 4 points ago +4 / -0

Perhaps those with nothing left to lose will kill them back.

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Friar_Pede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is that an MRNA vaccine? Also I get sick and die and don't have to live on a globe populated entirely by stupid dipshits?

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yukondave 2 points ago +2 / -0

Does not matter, they had a bunch of leaky vaccines, you know ones that dont stop you from getting sick or death

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doug2 0 points ago +2 / -2

If you want to coward out go ahead. We need men for this fights not coward npcs

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Friar_Pede 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's if the above scenario is true.....did you get the fauci ouchie?

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doug2 2 points ago +2 / -0

We know

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yukondave 2 points ago +2 / -0

What I forgot to mention is new vaccines have to be created every few years or they die. Thats right Pharma company gets a new product every few years. Did I just mention that US GOVT just bought $2 billion worth of Pfizer injections for September???? Can get rid of the ones we have and won't authorize the new old fashioned vaccine released by Novavax that is 100% effective at stopping death even though the panel said its approved and is better?

Corruptions

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CheeksMcClap 3 points ago +3 / -0

Certainly hope it will, I sure could use a vacation from this bullshit three ring circus side show

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ComradeSanders 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tool?

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CheeksMcClap 2 points ago +2 / -0

Indeed

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Tyscribz 21 points ago +21 / -0

LEGENDARY KEK

GET THIS PEDE A BRICK!!

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GoldenSpirals 18 points ago +18 / -0

The only way to fix it is to flush it all away

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WxwXwxWxwXwxW 7 points ago +7 / -0

Any fucking time. Any fucking day.

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Badfinz_FL 11 points ago +11 / -0

see you down in Arizona Bay

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batsoup 1 point ago +1 / -0

Epic guitar and drumming...

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StraightWhiteCisMale 7 points ago +7 / -0

Or don't. Idc

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Goldsteinbergsky 149 points ago +150 / -1

They said that was going to happen 10 years ago. And 20 years ago. And 30 years ago. And... there's zero change in sea levels. Oh right, lies are the new "truth" now. I'm sorry, I forgot.

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Throwingway22 54 points ago +54 / -0

Take a scroll through time magazine covers throughout the decades. So many civilization catastrophes that we somehow survived.

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flyingeagleusa 19 points ago +19 / -0

Time magazine 1973,77,77,79 Global Cooling

Time magazine 1987, 2001,2006,2007 Global Warming

Now it's climate change! My high school IQ says All Bullshit..Fuck Joe Biden

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dahdahdah_dahditdah 46 points ago +46 / -0

Actually there is constant change in the sea levels. Some places it’s rising, other places it’s falling due to tectonic plate shifts. Calculating a worldwide sea level rise is actually insanely difficult, and nobody’s math on that should be accepted without skepticism.

Much like other climate science math - when you dig in to the details it’s clear nothing is obvious and their confidence is based on cherry picking and forced consensus.

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80960KA 4 points ago +4 / -0

if you realize their purpose is to generate scary scenarios that can be used by politicians.

Not to the researchers cooking up the data! Their purpose is to do whatever it takes for the people with money to write them checks so they can keep their jobs.

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narvster 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you ever read a scientific paper look for the term RCP in it. It's pretty much certain any fear mongering paper is based on RCP 6.5 or 8.5, which are complete fiction, in fact none of the RCP models match reality.

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Freshcope 14 points ago +14 / -0

Making me show my work!?!? You sound like one of them Science deniers.

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Apersonofinterest 11 points ago +11 / -0

Land masses also rise and fall. The Maldives was predicted to be completely under water by 2018 but not only is it still there, the land has risen a few inches. This is important when they’re measuring the sea level using a land based measurement device.

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FireannDireach 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Hey, SIR? That's like, um, established science and stuff? Like, um, a person of color told me it was true on like, uh, Twitter? You're a fucking racist."

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dahdahdah_dahditdah 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hey, SIR?

It's MANN! MANN! <insert meme of angry trans customer with aggressive, masculine body language and for some reason bald head and mustache like Dr. Michael Mann>

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Hullohoomans 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ma'am, you have testicular cancer...

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Idontevenknow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Some people still think the earth is just like a solid mass of iron below the surface. Not even possible that the ground itself is moving up and down in places.

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DieHeretic 5 points ago +5 / -0

The ground all around the Great Lakes and everywhere north of them is still rebounding from the last glacial ice sheets 15,000 years ago.

Around Hudson Bay where the ice sheet was vastly thicker it's 4 feet per century.

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Plsdontfireme 4 points ago +4 / -0

You're a bigot!!!! This time it really is going to flood!!!!

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ChuckedBeef 2 points ago +2 / -0

But we could have a sudden melting of everything and the whole country could go underwater!!!!!

Also we might get wiped out by a Hypernova gamma ray burst or a rogue asteroid that slipped our observation.

Or we might all get hit by runaway buses tomorrow. Any of those scenarios is just as likely as what that political hack judge is presenting.

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stratocaster_patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

There was also a land bridge to Russia at one time they seem to have forgotten about as well.

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time_mop 84 points ago +84 / -0

So? Even better ... Bye DC

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CarpenterRichard 32 points ago +32 / -0

Bye Obama mansion. 😂

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Whoopies_tds 9 points ago +9 / -0

Buh bye Philadelphia, Delaware and NJ....add in NYC and it would be like the bad part of California breaking off and sinking into the abyss

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WiseHonkler 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bye Kerry mansion

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StraightWhiteCisMale 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yes. We can only hope.

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CnnWillBlackmailYou 79 points ago +79 / -0

WTF does that have to do with the constitution?

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Bearing51 69 points ago +69 / -0

Nothing. Kagan is functionally retarded.

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Hullohoomans 2 points ago +2 / -0

You assume that society will still be able to read by then.

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spelunking_librator 1 point ago +1 / -0

helo i tim travler from futur wat dis?

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NullifyAndSecede 9 points ago +10 / -1

“General welfare”

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Tryhardneckbeard 3 points ago +3 / -0

"GOOD AND PLENTY CLAWS"

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Ralphusthegreatus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Exactly! Her job is to interpret the law.

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p1smo 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is the $64,000 question, right here. What indeed?

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Ullyr_Atreides 70 points ago +70 / -0

Yet all these rich fuckers keep buying beach front property... X for Doubt.

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Thelongrun 10 points ago +11 / -1

This!

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Apersonofinterest 7 points ago +7 / -0

Not only that but developers are spending trillions of dollars on beach front resorts that have to be able to get financed and insured. How could you get financing and insurance on a development that is going to be under water in 10 years?

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Stuka_Ju87 2 points ago +2 / -0

Including all the wealthy politicians and celebrities you will find at each climate summit.

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Thops 36 points ago +36 / -0

Good. And I live in NY

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Donger-Lord2 10 points ago +10 / -0

Fuck em.

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Autist_of_Kiev 4 points ago +4 / -0

You shouldn’t do that

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T_DforTrump2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Boston here. I'll be on my boat.

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FreshCovfefe3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fellow Ny'er. Ditto.

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Pence_Brigade 33 points ago +33 / -0

Why is it that the US has to take it up the ass from these people but with other countries like India and China totally fucking fine.

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MightyEighth 17 points ago +17 / -0

That’s how you know it’s all fake

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UncleBoobs 3 points ago +3 / -0

These people are raised to not hate their country when they go through their school system.

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Frestpost 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pretty wild to think just the EPA alone is enough to stop climate change.

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wethedownvoted 22 points ago +22 / -0

Justice Kagan specializing in Judicial Prophecy

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STONKATRUCK 18 points ago +18 / -0

Good thing people like Pelosi are buying beach front property to protect others from doing so. They are using their own money to prevent it how noble of them.

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ProudKoreanAmerican 14 points ago +14 / -0

If significant portions of the East Coast are starting to be submerged, I'm fairly certain CONGRESS and the STATES will pass bills.

It's not the job of the judicial branch to be applying laws because they think we're too stupid.

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-jjjjjjjjjj- 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yeah, but the libs on the SCOTUS aren't jurists. They are activists whose mission is to enact policies that are too unpopular for Democrats to do. Its how they've passed every major plank of their agenda for the last 30 years. We've gone from gay marriage and pedophilia are banned to, you're a domestic terrorist if you don't allow mentally ill men to expose their genitals to your 5 year old at school without a single law being passed by Congress or a single executive order from a POTUS on these issues. All it took was a couple SCOTUS decisions and selective enforcement of the laws by the DOJ.

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TheLeftIsAntiRight 13 points ago +13 / -0

First Guam, now this?? Oh no!!!

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Coslin 7 points ago +7 / -0

One of the classics!

https://youtu.be/cesSRfXqS1Q?t=76

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tom_machine 13 points ago +14 / -1

This happens every day during high tide guys.

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Hullohoomans 7 points ago +7 / -0

Just wait. She's now joined by her intellectual superior, Ketanji Jackson.

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DieHeretic 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can't wait to read her one of her vibrantly initelligible briefs that will somehow always conclude, no matter the subject matter of the case being heard, that it will impact black women the hardest.

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_M_A_G_A_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Her clerks will be who actually writes her opinions.

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DieHeretic 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Dis be my opinions. All you crackers is rayciss. I rests my case."

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4DHopscotch 9 points ago +9 / -0

So Ofagmas house? Learn to swim, cocksmooch.

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Angryhotdog 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dast be racisms for cereals last time black men were near water they were put on boats to be slaves. To bad they never learned to swim.

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Stuka_Ju87 3 points ago +3 / -0

Allah himself will come down and protect Obama's mansion with a wall of camels, tail to snout, from the great floods as it is ordained in the Quran.

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CaptCloss 8 points ago +8 / -0

And then flip over like Guam?

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thisisatestof2 8 points ago +8 / -0

I’ve heard this exact same thing before from Algore.

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keeponwinning 8 points ago +8 / -0

And Michael Mann, of Hockey Stick fame?

Guess who is one of the authors of the Brief for Climate Scientists as Amici Curiae 6 that the liberal SCOTUS justices used? Yup! Mann, Michael E.

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80960KA 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's fucking always Mann, he's a shit scientist but an excellent con man.

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MehNahMehNah 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tony Heller loves to critique that fraud.

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GOPkilledTHEMSELVES 8 points ago +8 / -0

Is she a scientist? They can’t figure out the difference between men and women but mysteriously have the knowledge and fortuity to discern exactly how the earth’s climate will affect the East Coast specifically.

Seems legit.

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flagellumVagueness 5 points ago +5 / -0

That only applies to ice that’s already floating in the water (e.g. the North Pole ice cap), and not ice that’s sitting on the land (e.g. Antarctica). Regardless, I’m pretty sure the ice caps have been growing over the past few decades, not shrinking.

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UncleBoobs 2 points ago +2 / -0

True. Even then the rise wouldn't even be dramatic. Plenty of time to move inland.

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80960KA 1 point ago +1 / -0

The goal of the climate retards seems to be a static climate, which is unattainable and retarded. Humans and every other living are always going to be compensating for everything from minor to major environmental changes. It's just how being a living thing on a living world works. If there's no climate change Earth is as dead as Mars.

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Stuka_Ju87 1 point ago +1 / -0

We are still in the little Ice Age that started around 450 AD. And it will end eventually and the cycle will continue as it always does.

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mob1104 0 points ago +1 / -1

Don’t give them ammunition by repeating this.

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Always-FreeUSA 6 points ago +6 / -0

That would be awesome.

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IamDevo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Only if it happens suddenly.

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Always-FreeUSA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes

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charbatch 5 points ago +5 / -0

She rules on emotion, not the Constitution. That kkkunt needs to be impeached.

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Hullohoomans 2 points ago +2 / -0

Agreed. Bring back judicial impeachment.

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Scot 5 points ago +5 / -0

She's quoting her false religion in her opposition to the Constitution.

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Mier 5 points ago +5 / -0

This cunt has no business being a judge, ideologues are not, by their nature, unbiased.

Here's some truth I saved for a day like this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rnlbw6JV0f0

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NaranjaMala 2 points ago +2 / -0

Welcome to adulthood where you learn that damn near everyone has no business in the job they are in.

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Hullohoomans 1 point ago +1 / -0

"It's the greatest fraud that's been perpetrated on mankind this century"

I'm guessing this was this filmed before covid?

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Mier 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes but Covid actually existed. The reaction was a crime against humanity.

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Sea_Still 4 points ago +4 / -0

And this woman is there for life. Just great

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Easzq8 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fuck off activist. Also, stop buying beach front properties then.

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MinneMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm more concerned about it being swallowed by Amy Schumer.

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Trader_Of_Spice 4 points ago +4 / -0

As an MA resident, I would be ecstatic if Martha’s Vineyard disappeared.

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Taqiyya_Mockingbird 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just not the parts where Obama and Pelosi bought houses though!

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Tw0d 4 points ago +4 / -0

Screw them.

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BroadSunlitUplands 4 points ago +4 / -0

Couldn’t that cause the whole of America to tip over and capsize?

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MightyEighth 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’s only if Stacy Abrams ever travels to the east or west coast.

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rossiFan 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't know. I'm not a climatologist.

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gb1787 4 points ago +4 / -0

This retarded bitch has a very expensive house in Logan Circle which is only about 100 feet above sea level. She can eat a big bag of dicks

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RogueWon2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

As someone in a blue state in the North East, the flood cannot come soon enough.

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pepperconchobhar 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why just the East coast? That seems a little unfair.

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Joshua2001 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can we make it the West Coast as well?

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LiberalTearsMiner 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’s the goal.

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Throwingway22 3 points ago +3 / -0

Stop, I can only get so erect.

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thetiff 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tell me the bad news

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masterdrake 3 points ago +3 / -0

Then why do all the elites own beachfront mansions?

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lash 3 points ago +3 / -0

The real question is how she can define 'ocean'.

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citydwellertrumpfan 3 points ago +3 / -0

And nothing of value will be lost.

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coffee_grdr 3 points ago +3 / -0

it figures that fat kagan would put it in food eating terms...

its also telling that she used "swallows" instead of bites or nibbles.

protip, chew your food first, you'll feel fuller faster and wont eat as much.

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SteelMongoose 3 points ago +3 / -0

Which is why lefties keep buying coastal property.

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2MoreWeeksTeeheehee 3 points ago +4 / -1

By the way, that fat ugly goblin creature is a direct descendent of Bolshevik Jew Soviet murderer Lazar Kaganovich

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lazar_Kaganovich

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Hullohoomans 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sounds plausible. How do we know?

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2MoreWeeksTeeheehee 0 points ago +1 / -1

I remember seeing a direct link years ago that showed the genealogy tree. I can’t find it now. Many things get scrubbed from the Internet. For example at the beginning of Covid, I found a webpage for the Soros owned open society foundation that openly bragged about giving $100 million to BLM. That’s been long since removed.

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TheGamerToTheRight 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is that supposed to be a bad thing? I'm about as worried about the east coast being "swallowed by the ocean" as I am about a massive earthquake breaking California off and it sinking in the pacific.... sounds like we'd be better off.

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The_Bloofy_Bullshark 3 points ago +3 / -0

Justice Kagan can chortle my balls.

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patriotas1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

OMG … what’s Obama going to do with his $14M mansion in “the Vineyard”?

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Wolverines556 3 points ago +3 / -0

The sea was angry that day, my friends

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gunzby 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shouldn't she be worried about the population density of the East Coast that might cause the whole country to capsize?

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ProphetTruth 3 points ago +3 / -0

Everyone knows the southwest will run out of water first and flee to the Great Lakes area.