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-f-b-i- [M] 52 points ago +54 / -2 stickied

Congrats pede!!

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ACCW 37 points ago +37 / -0

Congratulations and may God keep you both safe and healthy!

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Hanging_Chad 5 points ago +6 / -1

Why was the sticky'd comment deleted? Kek

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Kramit 29 points ago +29 / -0

Best thing to ever happen to me. I didn't even want kids. I couldn't imagine life without her now

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IAmNotAnAutist 15 points ago +15 / -0

Yup.

FInally someone who will love me unconditionally, no matter how bad I fuck up.

Money can't buy a daughter's love

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FirstOrLast 26 points ago +26 / -0

Congratulations! What a healthy sized girl 👏

MAGA on, baby

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FLLovesTrump 19 points ago +19 / -0

Grats!! 10lb wow!

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Girthquakes 19 points ago +19 / -0

Congratulation fren!

Parenthood is a beautiful, wonderful journey 😊

Welcome to the world, baby pede!

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TheTexan 17 points ago +17 / -0

That is the greatest thing ever. Congratulations. I don't think it matters how many kids you have, the first one being born is always just the most astounding thing ever.

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BetaODork 15 points ago +15 / -0

Awesome! Congrats! Such an awesome moment! Had mine about 8 months ago. She is the greatest thing that could ever exist. And I know you feel that way about yours.

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IAmNotAnAutist 9 points ago +9 / -0

Wait till she gets old enough to start waking you up every morning.

It's awesome.

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TheSonOfGadsden 14 points ago +14 / -0

Aww congrats

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Changed777 13 points ago +13 / -0

💗💗💗💗💗

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K3719er 13 points ago +13 / -0

10 lbs?! Good Lord pede! Tell the lady pede to put some ice on it, and get this for the little one:

https://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/i-tore-mommy-a-new-one/?fdo=&productid=365&style=ii&color=2%3A+CHOOSE+COLOR&size=3%3A+CHOOSE+A+SIZE&stype=&is_fivestar=

Also, congrats!

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Tip-O-Matic 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL!!! I hope the doctor threw an extra stitch or two in there when he was sewing that thing back up!!!

... And, yes, to u/Deresdeerinher, congratulations!!

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Littleirishmaid 12 points ago +12 / -0

❤️

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p1smo 12 points ago +12 / -0

Healthy baby. Congrats brother. If you were here I'd offer you a cigar.

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Deresdeerinher [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I could go for a celebratory smoke right now, i can’t though! They PCRed my wife when we got here and she tested positive so now we’re on lockdown for our stay here. It’s retarded but what other choice do I have other than to stay. Thanks!

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peltast 11 points ago +11 / -0

What a Sweetheart!

God bless you all!

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RealCleanUpPhilly 11 points ago +11 / -0

Ten pound wow she skipped the neonate stage to go straight to the next size of baby clothes! Congrats to you both!

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Deresdeerinher [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

She hardly fits into her newborn dipies!

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ENVYNITAZ 11 points ago +11 / -0

When folks give you advice, listen repsectively, then just blow their bullshit off, you and the old lady will figure it out . . .

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Done_With_This_Shit 5 points ago +5 / -0

THIS. Some people are well meaning, but a lot just want to tell you how to raise your kid. Some of the advice is flippin' terrible. I couldn't breast feed. I only produced about a tablespoon a day, even taking supplements. But every time I fed my kid from a bottle while I was out, somebody had to butt in and tell me "breast is best". 😡

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ENVYNITAZ 1 point ago +1 / -0

alas, we pedes run into 'butt inners' everyday . . . GOD BLESS

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Deresdeerinher [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

The size of my wife’s breasts exploded when she got pregnant. No trouble producing thank god! But baby Mabel likes to sleep right now more than eat. They’re testing her blood sugar levels every 3 hours. It sucks but there’s no choice in the matter.

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BunkerHill 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is that advice? Haha Congrats on the newbie!

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Jecovidwitness 11 points ago +11 / -0

Bless you and your chunker ❤️❤️ I also had a chunker 11 years ago (and 2 after her) who is a lovely young lady now. Cuddle her lots. Beautiful girl.

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Deresdeerinher [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

I can’t wait for an active toddler! Thank you 🙏

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Jsmitty112 10 points ago +10 / -0

Congrats!!!!! Keep her and your family healthy and safe fren!

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TrumpWonByALandslide 9 points ago +9 / -0

Congrats!!!

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not_a_glowie_just_fo 9 points ago +9 / -0

Congrats! That's a huge healthy baby <3 :)

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Pepper2 9 points ago +9 / -0

Congratulations!!! My first is due in December. Exciting times

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Deresdeerinher [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don’t be afraid of the epidural if you’re going natural. Needle went in easy for my wife and helped a lot.

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NoTimeToBleed 9 points ago +9 / -0

You win. Never forget what a blessing you've been given.

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Deresdeerinher [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I won’t, she’s amazing.

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IncredibleMrE1 7 points ago +7 / -0

10 pounds?! Holy cow, what the heck were you feeding her? Congrats, pede!!

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Deresdeerinher [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lots of cheeseburgers and ice cream!

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JuliusEvola 6 points ago +6 / -0

God be with you and your family

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ItsBigLeagueNotBigly 6 points ago +6 / -0

Congrats. Having a daughter is amazing! Enjoy every minute of it!

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chelthing 6 points ago +6 / -0

God bless you and your growing family! Show Mama extra love!

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Mount_10_ear 6 points ago +6 / -0

Aww. Enjoy, they grow ao fast

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AmericanJawa 6 points ago +6 / -0

Now comes the hard part of protecting her from a world that actively wants to destroy her. Or worse.

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Deresdeerinher [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Right. Haven’t turned cable on in a long time. Flipped through channels at the hospital and every channel had rainbow logos. This family will be reading more often!

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Omniswifey 6 points ago +6 / -0

Congratulations fren. She is adorable.

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ENVYNITAZ 6 points ago +6 / -0

Oh, and God Bless Pede!

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Hatehasahomehere 6 points ago +6 / -0

God bless fren

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Pickles76 6 points ago +6 / -0

Such a special gift. I lost 6 but God granted me one miracle, a son. Such a treasure. Your lives will be forever changed and immersed in a love you never realized existed. Many blessings to your family!

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Deresdeerinher [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

We were very lucky for no complications. Thank you.

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SuccessLoveJoy2U 6 points ago +6 / -0

That is an adorable, chubby little Angel!!! Congratulations!!!

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Boudicca2 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hearty congratulations.

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MagaPhone017 6 points ago +6 / -0

So beautiful...!

Dude, she skipped the line and went straight to toddler! Congratulations!

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Salt-A-Holic1 6 points ago +6 / -0

Congratulations Fren!

May God Bless you and your Family.

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sum_ting_wong 5 points ago +5 / -0

Congrats. As many others have mentioned, fatherhood changed me profoundly, and for the better. It has been magical (I'm a grown-ass man, saying this to you). As a young man my father told me "You will understand when you have your own". He was right.

Best wishes to all!

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YT45 5 points ago +5 / -0

The most precious of God’s gifts!

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Susurro 5 points ago +5 / -0

🙏🏾

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Mungo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Woohoo!!!! Nicely Done!!!!

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Julia_J 5 points ago +5 / -0

Congrats!

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Conservativechick 5 points ago +5 / -0

She's beautiful!

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Ladybug87 5 points ago +5 / -0

Congratulations!

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Mavdick96 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wow, that's a big girl. I, a male, was 8.7lbs and my mom said I was a plump baby.

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Deresdeerinher [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

She’s a marshmallow. We were expecting her to be big. My wife was 9.6 and I was 12.5. She’s definitely mine lol

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Gr4ck3L 4 points ago +4 / -0

Congratulations and thanks for make baby

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IAmNotAnAutist 4 points ago +4 / -0

Awesome,, what a blessing.

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LesboPregnancyScare 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sweet Jesus, you have a studio apartment in your vag? congrats

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Deresdeerinher [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

My wife only needed 1 stitch!

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LesboPregnancyScare 1 point ago +1 / -0

you didnt ask for one or many "husband stitches"?

im sorry bro

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NoComment 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thats a big baby!

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AslanFan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Beautiful! Congratulations!

Raise her to be ungroomable.

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Deresdeerinher [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I will point out the reasons for the evil of this world as much as I can and let god into her life.